The life of a vegetative cup

Boring, shooting, snapping, dodging, changing knives, jumping, I chop! ! !clap clap clap...

dead again...

I looked at a bunch of English and calculated numbers that appeared on the screen, and looked down at my hands expressionlessly.

I wipe!These two claws are too fucking useless!I think back when I was playing World of Warcraft, I was so brave and invincible. Now my brain can react, but the movements are as slow as bastards, and I can't keep up.

I couldn't even get through the most elementary level of CS, and I burst into tears supporting the wall.

Jian Mingxi, you fucking bastard!Is it easy for your mother to give birth to a father and raise you? If you toss yourself like this, I will have to bear all the unlucky things in the future!

If it weren't for the fact that you are already dead and this shell is still being used by Laozi, Laozi would have to dig you out of the grave and slap you both to relieve the hatred in your heart!

There was a sudden sound of opening the door outside, followed by a cheap shout: "Axi!" After a while, the voice came closer, "Axi! You are at home!"

"what!"

I responded, fiddled with the computer and was about to restart the game, but I heard that bastard say in the living room: "Come here."

"what!"

"Come here as soon as I tell you! Why are there so many nonsense!"

"..." You fucking know that I am not flexible enough to move, but you still instruct me to change?Why don't you come to me?

"If you don't come here, you will regret it in the future, so don't look for me!"

I rolled my eyes, closed the game, and slowly moved out of the room. As soon as I stepped into the living room, I saw Cui Zhao's exhausted and exhausted corpse lying on the sofa, which made me happy all at once. He came out: "Brother, which girl raped you when you went out?"

When Cui Zhao heard this, his expression turned extremely ugly: "You don't want to play this fucking joke in the future. If you want to force it, I will force you." He tugged at the collar of his shirt to make it looser, and raised his hand to put it on the sofa. From the hiking bag on the floor beside me, I took out a small wad of dollars and threw it on the table in my direction, "Here."

I was stunned, then blinked again: "Give it to me?" I walked over and pushed his legs away, sat on the sofa and stretched out my hands to stroke the wad of money back and forth.

Ahhhh, it's been a long time since I touched money, it feels so good in the hand, it makes people unable to hold back their tears.

But you still have to be vigilant, give me money for no reason, don't take it because you want to sell me, I turned to look at Cui Zhao, straightened my expression, and said seriously: "Why?"

Cui Zhao smiled: "You deserve it." He pulled out of the backpack for a long time, took out a magazine from it, opened the middle page and handed it to me, "I still remember the article you wrote two days ago. Is it a fairy tale? I thought it was very interesting, so I translated it and put a picture in it, this is your manuscript fee."

I stared blankly at the well-made pictures and words in the magazine, my fingers trembled for no reason, and I dared not even touch those words.

"Yes... I wrote it?"

"Isn't it you who wrote it, or I wrote it?" Cui Zhao laughed again, jokingly said: "We have been brothers for so many years, and you won't sue me for copyright infringement if you use your article without your permission? Hi~"

"No," my shocked face is now numb, "Next time, don't forget to tell me in advance so that I can negotiate the price with you."

"I went through fire and water for you, risking life and death for you, and you are obliged to return this sentence to me," Cui Zhao said, then turned over and lay on the back of the sofa with his shoulders shaking, as if he had been bullied Like his little daughter-in-law, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Lever

I held the magazine tightly with both hands, and after a long time of being stiff, I felt able to breathe again: "I earned it."

"I earned it myself..." My eyes were fixed on the money on the table, "I earned it myself..."

The cheap mouth "cried" for a long time and I didn't respond to him a word. At this time, before my words fell, this guy suddenly sat up from the sofa and raised his hand to take the money on the table: "It's not you who earn it, but I earn it." Yes, I will pay off the debt first if I provide you with food and drink."

"No!" I rushed over to grab the money, "It's all me..."

well?Got it?

so easy?

Grabbing the money in his hand and looking up, the cheap mouth was looking at me with a cheap smile on his face. I was stunned for a moment, and saw him bent down and took out his schoolbag again, laughing: "Grab it, grab it, you should treat that petty profit." Do I really care? The real value is this bear!"

Bear?

Bear! !

My heart beat faster, and I stared at the paws of the cheap mouth with excitement, and saw him slowly and unhurriedly taking out a white and fluffy doll from his school bag.

"..."

I looked at the teddy bear in his hand, no matter how I looked at it, it seemed familiar.

Nonsense, how can I not be familiar with the fuck!

Its bald ears were bitten out by Grandpa himself!

I looked at Cui Zhao blankly.

This bitch also looked at me expressionlessly, there was silence between the two of them for a while, then this bitch suddenly pointed at me and laughed out loud.

"Look at your expression! Hahahaha! Axi, you are so funny! Hahahaha! I laughed so hard! Oh no, my stomach hurts! Hahahaha!"

Shake it!You bitch really don't want to live a good life!

I just showed my fangs, and I was looking at the cheap mouth and wondering where to start to help him remove the meat, when the cheap mouth smiled again and said: "Okay, I won't tease you." Then he went to take out his schoolbag.

As soon as a transparent ear popped out of the glass bottle, I uttered an "Aww" and threw myself on Cui Zhao with lightning speed amidst the roaring upwards, crushing him who was defenseless and rolling off the sofa. He fell to the ground and groaned.

Ah, the belly is so soft.

I grabbed the manuscript fee with one hand and snatched the schoolbag from the cheap mouth with the other, hurriedly climbed down from his body, ran to the bottom of the farthest wall at my own limit speed, opened the schoolbag with trembling hands, and looked at the crystal clear bear and it The inside of the stomach is more crystal clear, with dazzling red and green bills, gems, golden diamonds...

My darlings, my little darlings, you're all back, you're back, you're all back, ahhh, I love you so much! ! !

No one can take you away from Lao Tzu's sight again!No one can take it away!

Ahhh, whoever dares to snatch your father from me again will fight him desperately! !

"Jane! Ming! Xi!"

Amidst the sound of gnashing my teeth, holding the bottle and rubbing it violently, I regained my senses in an instant, and turned my head to look at Cui Zhao with hazy eyes.

Cui Zhao managed to crawl out from the narrow gap between the sofa and the tea table. When his fat face, which was originally full of anger and distorted, saw me, it suddenly froze for a moment.

My tears flowed down uncontrollably, and I grabbed the money with both hands and pressed the thread on the bear bottle tightly.

Aww~ lost and found again~ I am so excited!

"Mingxi..." Cui Zhao came over, slowly squatted in front of me, and stretched out his hand to me, with a cautious and tentative tone, "Are you okay?"

"My..." I trembled my lips excitedly, hugged the bottle tightly and rubbed it against the corner, staring at Cui Zhao with wide eyes, "My money..."

I said you bitch, don't fight me, I just caught him by surprise, in terms of strength, I'm definitely no match for you!

Let's just have fun, issues of principle must not be broken.

"Brother, don't scare me," Cui Zhao's eyes widened when he looked at me, and his voice was more crying than mine, "My heart is fragile."

His reaction made me deeply feel that the two of us may have some communication problems in some aspects.

Why do you feel like a chicken talking to a duck?

I stared at the cheap mouth with teary eyes, and reminded him in a low voice: "These are all my money." With the money in my hand, I put my legs away and hugged the bottle tightly. In my arms, I huddled in the corner to prevent him from attacking suddenly, and reminded me softly again, "My money."

"Yes, yes, it's all yours. I won't steal it from you," Cui Zhao was about to cry this time. He stepped back carefully while talking, slowly pressing his hands as if to comfort me, "I won't steal it from you." , I really don’t want to grab it.”

Brother, do you really understand what I said?

But this slut has never had a side to his words, who knows if he made me take it lightly by making a fool of himself?

So now I am very vigilant and stare at him with a pair of tears that are not so fierce. I didn't stand up until he retreated to the safest distance for me under visual inspection. How did Cui Zhao react? Holding the money and holding the bottle, he crawled and ran to the bedroom, quickly closed the door with a "bang" and locked it!

Huh~ It's safe!

He put his ear to the door and listened carefully to the movement outside. There seemed to be a sound of a key being dialed. After a while, Cui Zhao said sadly: "Hello? Mrs. Zheng? Help..."

After that, the sound became so small that it could not be heard, as if the fat man had gone far away.

……

Is this bitch going to make a small report with my master?

But when I think about that old bastard and this bitch, I occasionally find out that they are making eye contact with each other... I pursed my lips, they definitely have a conspiracy!

Maybe I just accidentally came up with some clues!

But... looking at the bottle and the ticket in my hand...

Hey Hey Hey……

Finally got it, got it all...

I moved to the side of the bed, opened the lid and poured out all the contents of the bottle, carefully and gently smoothed the banknotes one by one, arranged the tie clips one by one according to the size and material, placed the marker pens underneath, and then Digging under the pillow, the diamond ring that was pulled out with chopsticks in advance when removing the plaster...

Hehehe, if these are all sold, how much would they be worth? When I think about it, I get excited all over, and the beauty is so beautiful that it is bubbling.

I looked down and saw the gold watch next to my knee. I was stunned, picked it up and touched it again. After thinking about it, I put it on my wrist and buckled it.

Forget it, anyway, there are so many things, it’s not bad to keep one of them by my side as a souvenir of my great acting skills.

Who makes this watch look more valuable than others.

Just as I was about to put everything on the bed back into the bottle, I suddenly saw light reflected from the bottom of the glass bottle.

Um?what?

I knocked the bottle upside down, and sure enough, a very post-modern... ring fell out of it?

By the way, did this thing exist here before?

I picked up this trendy ring with my fingertips, squinted my eyes, put it in my mouth, and bit it~

Take it out again...is it printed?

……

silvery?Or painted iron?

Could it be that the Lord has deceived this thing so blindly before?Come to think of it, don't remember.

Take it in and have a try...

Well, the wandering energy on the fingertips, I feel a little bit of a fucking impression.

Forget it, no matter how small a fly is, it is still meat, so put it back first.

After everything was packed, I threw all the toys on the ground, rolled around on the bed with the bottle in my arms, and rubbed against the glass bottle back and forth.

Ah, why can't I get enough of you guys?Why can't I love you enough?

Given that I can barely squeeze into the post-80s generation, the characteristics of this generation of people must of course be well inherited - playing with all electronic products requires manual groping, and resolutely do not read the manual!

So since the phone came into my hands, I have been tossing and tossing it for several days without sleep all night before I thoroughly explored it from top to bottom, from the inside to the outside, and now I have mastered it proficiently.

Thinking about it this way, Chizui really took good care of my brother. Not only did he buy me such expensive things, but he also helped me make money by publishing articles.

I took the phone to unlock it, looked at the pile of beautiful icons on the main screen, and looked at the bottle in my arms, the money was quite a lot, how about treating him to a meal?

It was a bit painful, so I gritted my teeth and chose a smaller restaurant first, and treat him to a good meal when I make a lot of money in the future.

I don't know if Ye Lu has time, or should I just ask her to come along?

However, when a man spends money in front of a woman, he must not appear ambiguous. Xiaojiazi is so angry that he is ridiculed until he grows old, but is it necessary to spend more money...

Zheng Zhuo frowned and was confused, when the phone in his hand rang suddenly, I was startled, and hurriedly pressed the answer button.

"Hey?"

[......]

"Hey! Who!"

[......]

The environment on the other side was messy, and I don't know where it was, and the person who called didn't speak.

However, listening to the almost undetectable breathing sound from there, it somehow made me feel very familiar.

Just like my own breathing.

I shivered, don't tell me I met a ghost in broad daylight, right?

"Who are you! Speak quickly!"

[......]

"I'll wipe it! If it's a beast, just give it a fucking 'squeak'!"

The breathing of the person on the opposite side was obviously stagnant, and I couldn't help but want to punch the bed fiercely-how the hell did I say what I was thinking!

The person hasn't asked clearly yet. Isn't this blocking the other party's words?what to do?Is it possible to add another "meow" if it is not a beast?

Just when I was depressed, I heard a soft sigh coming from the phone. As soon as the sound came out, I shivered tremblingly, threw the phone out, and jumped out of the bed in an instant. out...

Why the hell am I running!

Grandpa is still afraid of him! !

I angrily ran to the bed, grabbed my phone, and wiped it!How dare you hang up on me, you bastard!

Without even thinking about it, I pressed the callback button, and listened to the beeping sound from inside. I waited until my teeth started to grind, and the person on the other side answered the phone.

Hearing the messy environment on the opposite side again, my mind cleared up, and I wanted to grab the ground with my head and smash my forehead against the wall.

I'm fucking cheap!What are you doing calling back!

The two of them held each other quietly in a depressing silence, and no one spoke. I don't know how long it took, my arms were sore, and another vague call came from the other end.

[Jun Tong, the formalities are all done, the plane is about to take off, let's go! ]

This... this voice is Su's inorganic creature? !

Just as I was shocked by what I heard, the person on the other side of the phone paused, and finally spoke, his voice was calm and low, as if it had the power to make people forget it after hearing it once.

[I gotta go. ]

Holding the phone tightly with both hands, my knuckles were protruding white.

[You protect yourself in the future. ]

I immediately yelled, "Where are you going!"

There was another pause, with a sigh in his voice: [Go back to China. ]

"Conquer the lost ground? Regroup and make a lot of money?"

There was no immediate conversation over there, my mind was in such a mess that I didn't know what I was talking about: "Zhao Juntong, I've made money!"

The other side fell silent: [Well. ]

"You wait for me! When I go back, you have to earn a lot of money for me to treat!"

There was another long silence, and my heart was so still that it jumped out of my throat, only then did the sound come from over there again.

[……Wait for you? ] The other party smiled, and I have never heard his smile like this for so long with him. It was low and mellow, like the rhythm of sliding the strings of a cello. Half of my body was numb when I heard it: [Okay, I will wait] you. ]

I breathed a sigh of relief, my whole body became inexplicably happy, I squinted my eyes and smiled, and quickly took advantage of his convulsions to seize the opportunity to ask for more conditions: "I want Peng Tiange's lobster! You are not allowed to stop you from eating it!"

The evil animal laughed again: [Okay. ]

I'm going to go, why are you laughing like that, you can bully me if you have money.

Thinking about this vile beast again, he immediately said: "You are not allowed to change your phone number!" What if he is using this as a plan to delay the attack and I can't find him in the future!

[Well, I don't change. ]

[Jun Tong!Who did you call!Don't take the plane and leave! ]

After a while, Zhao Niehu seemed to have said something to Su Hangwen, and then turned back: [I have to go. ]

"..."

[You take care of yourself, you can go to Wei Bin if you need anything. ]

"..."

[I am waiting for you. ]

"..."

[Ashi, goodbye. ]

Listening to the hang-up tone of "beep" coming from the phone, I put down my hands and sat on the bed in a daze, and didn't even respond when the phone fell to the ground.

Why, why do I always feel that something is wrong?

His vision also began to blur.

Wipe your face, huh?strangeness?

Why am I crying?

Blinking, I wiped my tears again, sniffed, fell down on the bed, rolled over with the bottle in my arms, looked at the ceiling and let out a long sigh.

Do we also have parting thoughts?Can I also experience that elegant feeling with that evil animal?Obviously eager to leave him, right?

It's not that I don't understand, it's that the world is changing fast, and I just slaughtered that wicked animal for a meal... That's right!Grandpa slaughtered him for a meal!

I hurriedly turned over and took my cell phone to call Ye Lu.

Invite her out tonight, that day she said that she wanted to eat Italian food, um, let's talk about the cheap talk tomorrow, it is more important to marry a wife.

It doesn't matter how much you spend, anyway, I'll just eat everything from Zhao Niehu in the future.

Hey hey hey.

If you want to make Grandpa suffer, there is no way!