The life of a vegetative cup

"Hey! Get up! Get up! Hello!"

Who the hell is this? It's called Hun'er.

I turned over and pulled the quilt over my head, but the next moment I felt that the mattress under me was suddenly kicked out horizontally.

"Axi, don't pretend to be dead with me! I still have something to do today, so get up!"

What are you doing!Zhao, you fucking took gunpowder today!

"Still fucking sleeping! Why don't you just sleep to death and become a vegetable again!"

I rubbed forward twice but didn't dodge, the quilt on my body was thrown off at once, and I was also dazedly sat up from the bed by someone pulling my arm.

"Hurry up, I'm not your father, I don't have time to coax you!" the voice said, while dragging me under the bed with both hands through my armpits.

As soon as my feet touched the ground, someone straightened my body and pushed me out again.

"Will you walk by yourself? Will you? If you will, go there! The bathroom is over there, go brush your teeth and wash your face, hurry up!"

My mind was not clear yet, I stood there for a while without moving, and then I heard that annoying voice shouting again: "Hey, let me tell you, Jian Ming, can you do well? Go out! Turn left!"

Well, turn left...

"Hey! Go out first! Come on! You are my ancestor! I deserve to serve you, right?" I was dragged forward and staggered for an unknown number of steps before being pushed into a bright In the little room.

I tucked two long things in my hand, and after hearing the sound of water, the crow next to me began to chatter again: "Okay, I don't need to teach you how to squeeze toothpaste? I put the mouthwash cup here for you. You clean up first, I'll cook, did you hear that!"

I frowned and let out a muffled "um", why the hell is this so annoying?

After waiting for the crow mouth next to me to leave, I stood quietly for a while, looked down at the toothbrush in my hand, and looked at the toothpaste in the other hand, and I was confused again.

Slowly get out a lump of white stuff and rub it on the brush, raise your hand and poke it into your mouth, rubbing it back and forth—how many years has it been since I squeezed toothpaste by myself?

Oh, it seems that the time can't be said to be too long, but the fingers are not very flexible, and I can't adapt to it.

And it's so troublesome to brush your own teeth...

Wait, I brush my own teeth...

My eyes widened for a moment, looking at the gentle and elegant person in the mirror in front of me, I also gave a shocking look, I threw down the toothbrush, I didn't care about the pile of white foam in my mouth, turned around and ran out, Halfway through, I almost tripped because of unsteady steps.

"Cui Zhao!"

"Why do you call your grandfather!"

I searched for someone's voice, and when I found this bastard, he was holding a spatula in the kitchen, turned his head to look at me impatiently, and then twitched the corners of his mouth: "Axi, you, have you finished washing?"

I was stunned for a moment, and I watched him stand there for a while with his hideous sweaty face in an apron, his belly full of sweat, and then he backed up, turned around, took steps, and walked back.

"fine."

"I wipe!"

How could I have forgotten that the slut has always been impatient when he wakes people up, and he is more angry than me when he wakes up in the morning, so he can't be provoked easily.

But when will this bitch cook?

I walked back to the latrine, put down the lid on the toilet and sat down, trying to recall how this eerily familiar situation had occurred this morning.

Hmm... I was attached to a vegetative body and passed into the future... It's been several years now...

It seems that I encountered this bitch yesterday...

I came out of Zhao Niehu's house with him...

And then... am I free?

I am free? !

I washed my face well with water, the water is cold!Wipe it with a towel, oops, it hurts, so... so I'm not dreaming?

Shake it!This is so fucking cool!

I put my hips on my back and laughed three times, this sad day has finally come out to me!

Hahahahahaha!

Lao Tzu is free! !

"It's okay, why are you smirking, put on your pants and come over to eat!"

Oh, got it.

Walking back to the bedroom, I took a good look at this sunny, spring-like place... Ahem, well, summer is almost over now.

He struggled to lift the trousers, hopped on one leg and kicked several times before finally putting them on, and buttoned them up. Phew, I never felt that putting on trousers could be so strenuous.

Put on a T-shirt again, I haven't dressed myself for a long time, it's really fucking uncomfortable.

I walked back to the kitchen and sat at the dining table. Cui Zhao just happened to scoop out eggs from the pan and put them on a plate in front of me. Two slices of bread jumped out with a "ding" sound, which surprised me.

Well, I've seen this machine on TV, it's a toaster.

Cui Zhao put another glass of milk in front of me: "Eat it."

I looked at the fried poached eggs on the plate, and at the milk cup and toast next to it. Is this the breakfast?

I looked up at Cui Zhao again.

Cui Zhao was taking off the apron on his body. He seemed to be impressed. He looked back at me, paused, and walked to the refrigerator. He took out a package of ham sausages, tore open the package and threw two of them to me.

"That's enough, be careful if you eat too much."

"..."

No glutinous millet porridge... no crystal clear steamed buns... no smooth and refreshing pickles...

Full face...

Although no meat is vegetarian, but I suddenly feel that Zhao Niehu's food is still very good...

Cui Zhao bit the slice of bread and saw that I was still not moving, so he tapped my plate with a fork: "What are you thinking, why don't you eat it quickly, we have to go out later."

Reluctantly, I poked the poached egg: "Go out, door?"

"Well, I think you're not in a good mood, so I'll take you out for a walk," he smiled at me, "How is it? Brother, I'm good to you, why don't you come and thank me for being selfless and understanding. A nice, gentle and considerate person?"

Putting gold on my face again, I rolled my eyes, poked the poached egg and stuffed it into my mouth, just after chewing, I quickly took a few mouthfuls of milk, and then I breathed a sigh of relief and barely swallowed it.

It's fucking unpalatable.

You can fry an egg like this, talent.

For the sake of the master's tongue, I'd better eat bread too.

But after thinking about it, I found it strange, so I bit my face and asked Cui Zhao: "You, say I'm in a bad mood?"

"Huh?" Cui Zhao looked at me suspiciously, "As soon as I came back, I stuck myself on the bed and didn't move. I thought you were sad and didn't want to talk to others, didn't you?"

I blinked, why be sad?

Cui Jianzui stared at me for a long time, then twitched the corner of his mouth again: "Aren't you angry with Zhao Juntong? Yesterday you said you were going to chop him up with a knife."

Is there?

I carefully recalled what happened yesterday.

I met Cui Zhao on the road, and I figured out a way to tell Zhao Niehu behind my back. This bitch, brave and fearless, bravely resisted the coercion of the villain and rescued me from the dire situation, and then went straight The fast food restaurant ate a lot to celebrate, and then... seemed to meet Ji Tao?

Oh, so that's the case, this lunatic has the ability to make me feel uncomfortable, but what does this have to do with Zhao Niehu?

It seems... It seems that I have found that I have lost something very important, and I want to leave the evil beast to find it back?

But didn't I walk out of his room with Cui Zhao upright, with firm steps and forcefully?And he brought several high-end clothes with him...

Hey, those clothes look like they are worth money.

Of course, there is also what I have worked so hard to be a little kid and endure humiliation for more than half a year...

I just got it...

I stood up with a "swish", poked out the bread in my mouth, and said bitterly: "Bear!"

"Huh?" Cui Zhao looked at me blankly, "What kind of bear?"

I held on to the chair and turned around several times in a hurry, can I go and ask for it back, can I still ask for it?How could I forget this stubble yesterday when I was happy?How could I forget it! !

My bear...scratches the wall...diamond...head note...scratches the wall again...

I squatted on the ground for a while, and Cui Zhao was quiet for a while, then came over and squatted beside me, and patted my shoulder: "Brother, what is so important about a bear?"

I raised my head and looked at him with red eyes and tears: "He, no, give it back, mine."

"..."

I grabbed Cui Zhao's skirt again, and looked at him excitedly with a glimmer of hope: "You, can, help me, want to come back?"

"Ashi..."

I looked at Cui Zhao with tears in my eyes, brother, I only have you as my helper now, you can't leave me alone, that will be my lifeline for the rest of my life.

"Mine, bear."

"Zhao! Jun! Same!"

Cui Zhao gritted his teeth and stood up: "Why the hell didn't you explain it clearly to me at the time!"

He raised his foot and kicked over a chair, his obese body unexpectedly flashed out of the kitchen in an instant, picked up the phone and slammed on the phone button like practicing Yiyang finger: "I'm going to go! What the hell is there?" How many! If he didn’t cure me, I must be irritated!”

How many?Why can't I understand what this guy is saying?

Why has he changed so much over the past few years?My comprehension ability is not low.

However, I walked over with small steps, is he going to help me get the bear back...

Seeing me coming, Cui Zhao turned around and walked around me, took the wireless phone and went to the balcony, closing the balcony door by the way.

I squinted my eyes again, it seemed, it didn't seem like I was going to help me get the bear back.

Damn, what is this bitch hiding from me?