The life of a vegetative cup

I slowly tore off the wrapping paper with my good hand, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. A large piece of meat.

Then grab the French fries and smear the ketchup boldly, and stuff it in your mouth!plug!plug!

The next moment, he dropped the things in his hand and beat his chest fiercely like a gorilla roaring.

Oreo~ Oreo~ Oreo~

Choking... Choking me to death! !

A soda cup vibrating at a small frequency suddenly appeared in front of my eyes. I raised my head and glared at the person sitting opposite me with my choked and flushed hands, only to see Cui Jianzui staring back at me blankly.

I snatched the soda cup and lifted the plastic cover, tilted my head up and gulped it down for several mouthfuls, before I finally leaned on the table and let out a long breath—I feel relieved!

"Ah Xi, how has that Zhao abused you these days? Could it be that he didn't even give you a full meal..."

Shit, you still have the face to mention him in front of me!

The whole day is either porridge or side dishes. Those who pay attention to health preservation should eat to make sure they are not full!

I may not be able to see the smell of oil for ten days and a half months, let alone these junk foods that I miss so much, but I also like to eat fucking garbage!I like to eat, I like to eat, I like to eat! ! !

I want to eat meat, I want to eat meat, I want to eat meat! !

Cui Zhao looked at me, who was buried in a hamburger and started to eat cod sticks, and I looked up to the sky and lamented loudly: "Zhao Juntong, Zhao Juntong, look at what you have raised my little baby! Is this a bit educated? ! Does this look like a high-educated wit! Behavior is vulgar! I don’t understand elegance! My perfect Jane, who is bright and clear, with a bright moon and a clear breeze... Aww!!!”

I kicked under the table with a sideways kick, and the bastard immediately shut up, bent down and slammed his calf.

Throwing down everything in my hand, I leaned back exhausted, and muttered: "Fatty..."

When Cui Zhao heard this, he looked up at me with a face of accusation and asked sharply: "Hey, let me tell you, can you be more careful! I'm so fat, so fat, so fat! This is called richness, do you understand? Do you understand! "

I'm so damn familiar with this bitch's habit of repeating three times every time he says something, I couldn't help laughing when I heard it.

With my fingers, I pulled the chicken wings that I had just torn in half on the table, imagining them all as those grandchildren, and the other hand also stretched out and slowly tore the meat off the bones. I spoke out with difficulty: " What have they told you?"

"What the hell can you say!" My lukewarm state obviously aroused Cui Zhao's violent temper, "I think you don't quite understand, can't you guess it yourself!"

Do you really think that I am a god who can see everything by pinching fingers?Fuck it, I have been raped for several months for nothing, and now I am a little sober. I am so sad that I can find someone to protest!

But the guess is the guess, and the fact is the fact. I have to bury it in my heart so as not to respond.

Slightly squinting my eyes, I pursed my lower lip and said with a smile: "If, I, no, what about Jian Mingxi?"

Cui Jianzui rolled his eyes: "You're not finished, I've said this sentence several times since I saw you, aren't you tired?"

I laughed again: "What if I am a lonely soul?"

The cheap mouth froze for a moment, seeing that I didn't speak.

"I, maybe just, attached to this shell." I paused, then smiled, "But, forget about the past."

"Brother, don't you have a fever?" Cui Zhao looked at me convulsively, "For your illusory fantasy, I prefer to believe in science!"

Damn, who was the founder of materialism who was cursing, nailing villains, and sewing hair when I recited Ma Zhe?Why are you so determined this time?

After asking the cheap mouth these few words, I suddenly found that the diaphragm in my heart hadn't been cut down at all, instead it started to rise up suddenly, making the food in my stomach start to churn.

I stepped forward and grabbed Cui Zhao by the collar: "That bastard, call you, come here..."

As soon as the conversation started, I heard the bitch screaming: "Hands! Hands! Hands! Take your hands away!!"

Hearing his screams that were so fierce that he was almost raped, I glanced over and saw that the shiny, greasy fingers I just ate chicken wings were rubbing friendly and harmoniously on Cui's skin one by one. On the white, neat and clean collar.

I rolled my eyes, let go of my fingers, picked up the other half of the fried chicken wing, and pulled it twice. After thinking about it, I asked the bitch who was covering his neck with a sad, angry and painful face: "He asked you to come and treat me. ,Neuropathy?"

Why did this word come out of my mouth so fucking awkward! !

I wiped it! !

Cui Zhao sighed, quite earnestly: "Ah Xi, you have watched the video, I can tell you from the perspective of an absolutely normal person, no matter how smart people are in this world, there is no way for a child to pretend to be a child. To be so alive."

That's smarter than the smartest people you've ever seen!For example, your uncle and me!

Besides, it's okay if you don't mention the video!Just mentioning it makes me angry!

Dare to take me as a joke, your surname is Zhao Niehu, I will never stop with you!I fucking kill you! ! !

Cui Zhao watched quietly for a while, gnashing his teeth and tearing apart the chicken, and I, who was chewing hard like eating the meat of an enemy, suddenly said, "Ah Xi, do you hate... Zhao Juntong so much?"

Ok?

I looked up at the bastard suspiciously.

Why doesn't I hate him? !

Is it wrong for me to hate him?

Cui Zhao sighed again, and scratched his head: "Actually, I was shocked when I heard that you committed suicide, and you told me with a smile that you would break up with Ji Tao, and go to other places to create another brilliant career , I can't believe that after you disappeared, you would rush down the cliff without thinking."

I blinked my eyes, could it be that that bitch Jian Mingxi is no longer a lunatic?

"It's pitiful for Zhao Juntong to look at him now. You used to treat him like a nodding acquaintance and didn't say much," Cui Jianzui continued to sigh, "Now that I've taken care of you for so long, it's just a matter of money." Heartless beating."

It seems that this slut has poor intelligence, doesn't he know that most of this bad luck is due to the conspiracy of that evil beast?

"Your class position is, too, not firm." I took a breath, put a piece of chicken in my mouth, and swallowed it slowly, "Is it, help me, or, help, that bastard?"

Cui Zhao rolled his eyes: "Of course it's you, I have an ass friendship with him, but I don't understand, if you hate that Ji Tao met Su Qixuan because of him," he glanced at my plastered hand, Lao Tzu also glanced at the few blood stains on the outside, "As for such a big dead hand?"

"Still..." Cui Zhao restrained his expression, frowned and looked at me seriously, "What else did he do that made you hate?"

shit!There are so many fucking things he did that I hate!

I withdrew my right hand from the table, without saying a word, took another hamburger, tore open the package, and took a big bite, the anger in my heart also arched outward.

Among the grandchildren, I thought it was only that evil animal who had a little humanity for this shell, and worked hard.

But what happened?It's just that wicked beast who scolds me the most!

Co-authoring Laozi's painstaking planning since he was able to move, pretending to be crazy and selling foolishly is a joke in his eyes!That bastard is still teasing me when he has nothing to do!

I thought about how many times I threw myself on that beast, how many times I was kissed by that beast, how many times I was touched by him repeatedly in the shower, how many times I hugged and hugged me when I slept, how many times I still hugged him in the morning. Forced to get excited at the hands of his brute...

I have a go! ! !

How could that bastard lie to me!How could he have the guts to lie to me!

I have been facing him since I woke up, there is no other person in this world who trusts me so much except him!

"I hit him, it's too light!!" After thinking about the smell, I stood up suddenly, shook twice to support the table to stand still, took a breath, and then kicked away Chair, pull over the wheelchair on the side, sit on it and push it out, "I have to go back, take the knife, directly, chop him!!!"

Cui Zhao sat on the spot in a daze: "What did you say?"

How could the account between the goddamn old man and that bastard be settled so easily!It's too fucking cheap, that bastard!

If I don't avenge myself, I won't be able to pass this level in my heart!

It wasn't until I was about to go out that Cui Zhao suddenly realized it. He rushed over and grabbed my wheelchair and dragged it back: "Ancestor! What are you going to do? Are you really willing to kill someone!"

"No, cheap him!" I pushed the wheel of the wheelchair and moved forward, "Or, I have to, give, check, make up for the mental loss!!"

"Who the hell is so cheap in this world? After being beaten up, he wrote a check to the perpetrator!" Cui Zhao was on the verge of crying when he heard the voice, and he dragged the wheelchair back desperately and I competed with me. Do you want to go back again?"

"I'm not, I'm afraid of him!" Anger was raging in my heart, I turned around and grabbed Cui Zhao's fingers on the handle of the back of the wheelchair, gritting my teeth word by word, "The thing, yes, mine, anyone, everything Can't take it away!"

Now that I have realized it, that damn beast reacted so damn fast, it was able to hide, wait for me to go downstairs with a big bag and small luggage, except for a few of my IDs that are put on the table. Ghost shadows are gone!

wrong!Even the glass bear that I forgot in the living room when I was angry was gone when I went back! !

I wipe, wipe, wipe! !

You sinister beast! !It's really more insidious than Li Linfu, Wei Zhongxian, Geng Jingzhong, and others! !

You're an evil bastard who deserves a thousand knives! !Bring back my grandfather's bear! ! !

That's what Lao Tzu has lost so much face through hard work, how can I let it go so easily!

You said how could I not go back and fix him again!Let him also know that Prince Ma has three eyes!

"Hey, Ah Xi, please calm down!"

"Ah Xi's a fart! I returned A Dong!" Is it easy for me to save some money!How dare you pull your teeth out of my master's tiger mouth!Who gave his dog gall! !

Unexpectedly, just after I said this, Cui Zhao burst out laughing with a "puchi". He hugged my head and rubbed it violently: "I said, Ah Xi, why are you so cute? Look at your narrow-mindedness, I Why do you love you so much, this wolf-hearted, cold-blooded and ruthless temper."

He's taking advantage of Lao Tzu again with his height advantage!

As soon as I pushed his hand away impatiently, I saw Cui Zhao sat down on a chair beside him with a smile, slapped his legs while laughing, and finally fell on my shoulder with a smile.

I was pressed by him and didn't breathe out immediately, this grandson is too fucking heavy!

After he had recovered his breath, Lao Tzu immediately reprimanded angrily: "You, fat man, here you go!"

Cui Zhao stopped me from pushing his hand, shook his head and said with a smile: "No, I won't let it go, you have to make me laugh enough, you have to make me laugh enough."

He laughed so hard that he shed tears: "You idiot, how good it is." Cui Zhao hugged my shoulders and buried his head behind my back, "How good it is that you protect yourself like this."

"Now in this world, who else can bully you..."

I was stunned, and before I had time to ask what kind of literature and art this slut was playing, the slut stuck up again, leaning on my arms and looking up at me, bending his orchid fingers shyly and angrily: "Brother Xi You are simply too ruthless, cruel, and unreasonable. I have deep-rooted love for you. My love, this heart, God knows, you know, I know, ghosts, gods, and everything are our witnesses. Whether it is death, this life or the next life, I will be yours forever and ever, you are the wind and I am the sand, you are the toothpaste and I am the brush, we are entangled, entangled to the end of the world..."

"Get out!" I slapped him away after hearing this, and I almost couldn't spit out the overnight meal.

Seeing the people around turned their eyes and looked at us strangely, it was a good thing that he spoke Chinese in such a large audience, otherwise Lao Tzu's innocence would have been ruined by him!Where the fuck did this bitch learn this trick, coupled with his face, it's really disgusting!

Hearing his shy laughter in my ears, before I had time to give him an unforgettable literary education, I suddenly noticed a line of sight staring at me closely at the door.

Bitches Cui's devilish voice lingered at this moment, as if someone had stepped on a duck's neck, and the sound disappeared with a "ga--".

Turning my head and seeing the shocked man clearly, I felt a burst of gloom in my heart, and my fiery temper was blown down a lot.

Why are you reciting like this today?

One after another without stopping.

You lunatic, luckily I just walked through the back door on purpose to hide from you. It's only been a few fucking hours since I was free, so you'll be able to bear the wind and come here! !

What crime did I do to get out of the wolf's den and into the dog's den?

Is it fucking over?