The life of a vegetative cup

The large heat sink in my arms moved, moved my arm away, and slowly left. There were a few soft sounds around me, and after another "wow", a strong light shone on my eyelids.

Frowning, I feel a little restless in my heart, rubbing my head against the pillow uncomfortably, shrinking down, shrinking, shrinking again...

Mmm, nice, perfect darkness.

"Ming Xi," Zhao Niehu's helpless voice came from next to his ear, and a corner of the thin quilt covering his head was lifted, "Don't bore yourself to death."

I groaned twice, pulled the quilt from his hand and rolled over, flinched, and continued to bury my head.

wipe!I've been your pillow all night, and you've enjoyed it comfortably. Why don't you let me get a good night's sleep in the morning?

You are fucking unreasonable!

Those who block my sleep will be killed without mercy! !

Get away from my mother early in the morning, you bastard! !

"Good boy, the sun's on your ass, it's too late and now it's time to get up."

Ah Xi, you think I'm such an idiot!This is the morning when the sun comes out in summer, okay?

I beg you brother, don't bother me! !

But Zhao Niehu is used to being strong with his iron fist. Obviously, he has never listened to people's persuasion and paid attention to other people's feelings, so at this time he can lift my quilt again without hesitation, and hold my arm He pulled me up from the bed and sat me on the bed by holding my waist.

Zhao Niehu smiled, and rubbed the top of my head with the other hand: "If you sleep on, you'll be so lazy."

I opened my eyes in bewilderment, looked outside the window where the curtains had been drawn and the sun was bright, and immediately closed my eyes again.

After the evil beast let go, I fell back on the bed again, squirmed forward a few times, fell silent, raised my hand and slapped the pillow in front of me, and slapped my face on it as soon as I lifted it.

Even if I'm suffocated, I still want to sleep!

I only heard Zhao Niehu sigh annoyingly in my ear again, and pulled my arm again to make me sit up, who was humming dissatisfied, and covered my face with a warm towel the next moment.

This evil beast has practiced early in the past year or so. He wiped my face with his hands lightly and lightly. The warm feeling made me, who was still confused, rub my face forward comfortably.

Zhao Niehu smiled again, and wiped my closed eyes twice more. After I finished, I blinked and looked at him. He wiped my neck and smiled, "Are you awake this time?"

nonsense!After being tossed back and forth like this, do you still have the ability to fall asleep again?

I sat on top of him blankly for a while, and it was only when Zhao Niehu put the T-shirt on my head and pulled my arm through the cuffs that I came back to my senses.

Inadvertently glanced outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, then propped up a little and looked up, through the railings of the balcony, it was easy to see the figure sitting at the gate of Zhao Nieshu's villa.

He just sat quietly on the ground alone, not feeling dirty at all, with his back leaning on the guardrail of the door, with a cigarette still burning between his fingers, under the bright sunshine, he was alone on the empty road On the outside, it seems so lonely and desolate, and the misery is coming.

Hiss, shivering, I'm fucking literary again.

Quickly soothe the goosebumps.

I can recognize that person even if I only look at a profile, after all, he still has a share of the hard-earned money I have collected.

This lunatic started to report at the moment when the sun rose every day from the day after Zhao Niehu and I came back, which was more punctual than a rooster crowing, and I was sure to see him as long as I looked out the window.

It's a pity that Zhao Niexu is well equipped, and he is not a gentle and jade-like person who can save all living beings. For this Niexu, he has always treated Ji lunatic as air, and I have nothing to do except look at it ignorantly and confused.

Of course, the process of being confused is arduous and long, and contact and communication with idiots also takes time.

At least to ensure that I pretend to be undetected, it will take a long time.

Especially when you are still being watched at any time.

After all, everyone knows that staying in the house all the time is extremely detrimental to children's growth and development. Zhao Niehu obviously has all the requirements of a good father, neither arrogant nor impatient, neither angry nor discouraged, responsible and patient, and With a good attitude, gentle and virtuous, she can definitely be included in the parenting book as a typical case.

Therefore, for me who wants to be fully exposed to the external environment to develop healthily, it is inevitable to go out for activities and communicate with people more. Similarly, it is inevitable that we will have collisions with critically ill patients in Ji's neurology department.

Little kid's memory is actually not bad, especially he is very vengeful.

Just because I only snatched a piece of chocolate from my nephew and tucked it in my mouth, that unlucky boy didn't give me a straight look for half a year, so that every time I saw him, I wanted to slap him and shout "you give me Take a good look at people!" In this point, I can have a profound experience.

Of course, this is also very practical for idiots.

So when I went out with Zhao Niehu for the first time and saw Ji Tao standing at the door, I howled without hesitation in the car.

Surrounding the beam for three days, it can be called an absolute sound.

Anyway, after that day, Zhao Niehu's face remained gloomy and expressionless.

Even facing the brilliant flowers, green grass, blue sky and white clouds, and the laughter of the crowd in the park under the sun, he couldn't make him look happy.

So at that time, I knew that I was right to cry! !

The days after that were very enjoyable, at least for me who just teases Ji Tao when I have nothing to do.

For example, once I was scratching at the glass of the floor-to-ceiling window, knowing that Zhao Niehu was watching on the bed behind me, and from time to time, when I was pretending to stick out my tongue to lick the glass twice, when I looked up, I happened to see this lunatic Jing Standing quietly on the road and looking into me.

The lights on the side of the road were dim, but his eyes felt very dark, as if they were glowing green.

I was taken aback by him, and almost subconsciously lay down on the ground to avoid those eyes.

Fortunately, there is a balcony outside the floor-to-ceiling windows. Although it is a guardrail style with only a layer of marble floor underneath, it can still block the view.

But after getting down on the ground, I secretly rolled my eyes again.

This is the consequence of getting into the drama too deeply. The sad ending of often pretending is that your first instinctive reaction may be more correct than the specific actions you have carefully considered.

And it's not pretentious!

At that time, I really wanted to yell at the sky - hold me, wipe me, wipe me! ! ! !

But then I also lost my mind.

Isn't it just shame, isn't it just face, these days you are not afraid of being shameless, you are afraid of being shameless, you can live comfortably and go well, then the fuck is more important than anything else.

So I just played with him.

I poked my head and took a look, oh~ I was so scared, I quickly got down and avoided it.Lift it up again and check your head, are you still there?Well, I will continue to hide!

Probe again, you fucking don't leave yet!Still staring at me?Damn, you lunatic are trying to challenge the master, you don't bother the master or bother me, I'm going to compete with you, I want to see which of us can't hold back first!

Anyway, I'm an idiot, I have to endure your yelling and beating every time I see you, can I not be afraid of you?

Is it easy for me to pursue the best acting effect?

But the real results of the experiment proved that it wasn't Crazy Ji and I who couldn't hold back first, but that wicked beast named Zhao.

He guessed that my head was sweating from watching me play, so he got up directly, walked over to pick me up, and rushed to the bathroom that made me feel infinitely sad when I thought about it.

Of course, when Zhao Niehu and I were going out again, there would be a time or two that "coincidentally" bumped into the lunatic Ji who was constantly watching. The great spirit of never giving up, never giving up, never letting go!

Don't wait for this grandson to grow up eating a compass, even if he hits the south wall in a straight line, he doesn't know how to look back.

After staring at it, I later found out an interesting thing. This grandson may have some genes of extraterrestrial organisms, and his eyes can change color. Every time he sees me, he can change color.

Red, green, purple, yellow, this is what makes me the most fucking convinced.

Especially that time when it rained, I was lying under the floor-to-ceiling windows of the living room, leisurely watching the raindrops in the puddle outside the window constantly smashing bubbles, and when I turned my eyes, I suddenly saw this guy performing under the flower bed over there The vulgar and bitter drama of third-rate romance novels.

I saw that the grandson who was watered by the rain was so strong, his whole body was transparent, and his hands were stuck on the ground than the malnourished old tree in the yard. Lao Tzu's eyesight is clumsy, it seems that his eyeballs are also muddy with God's crime.

The rain flowed along the top of the lunatic's head, and then flowed to the ground, flowing, flowing...

Until I can see that the shell is also braving the rain, standing outside a community, silently looking at the colorful eyeballs and the enchanting white lotus, going out of the mansion, entering the mansion, holding hands , Kissing, shopping, eating, rubbing cheeks, shopping on the street, buying rings, trying on wedding dresses...

So, Jian Mingxi's shell is not only sad, but also the cheap old man is unhappy.

If it was placed on me, I would have slapped it with a plaster plaster at that time, and you will not be able to take care of yourself, and you will not be able to control your bowel movements.

This is the scorer, and different things are done in different markets. Anyway, I would rather be a broken jade than a tile. Anyone who wants to pick up broken shoes will go. I am really rare?

Anyway, if I am not happy, the whole world should not be happy! ! !

Assi!I am not familiar with these grandchildren, and even less familiar with this shell, so I think about these boring things when I am full.

In fact, it is reasonable to say that this lunatic still has a lot of credit. He slapped "Jian Mingxi" to death completely and let me gain control. Shouldn't we at least thank you a little bit, or else such a big shell would be squeezed hard Into the two people, think about it and feel infiltrated.

Imagining the scene of maintaining that little bit of dignity while being sour, and at the same time having to grit my teeth and pretend to be an idiot, I would have to shiver.

But this situation is really the first time since I pretended to be an idiot, I have been confused by someone. Crazy Ji persisted in front of my eyes and still dangled endlessly. In the end, he was so familiar that I saw that he was more affectionate than meeting a fucking Argentine football star. I can only ask Qing Tian speechlessly.

It is obviously unreasonable to be afraid of him at this time, even an idiot should follow the laws of nature, so I had no choice but to cry, hide and avoid, and be curious when I saw him again after eating ice cream. After observing, he gave him a smiley face.

As for the degree of stupidity during the period, from the fact that the ice bully was bitten by me in a mess, his mouth and nose were sticky, and Ji Tao's face didn't improve much after seeing me smile, but became more gloomy. The effect is completed. Perfect again!

As for Zhao Niehu, I don't care what he thinks and what he wants to do.

It's not the first day that these two crooks dislike each other. Even if they really fight, I can still save the ticket money for watching wrestling.

As long as they don't have nothing to do to toss me!