The life of a vegetative cup

I raised my hand to observe carefully the few fingers that only showed the first knuckles outside the plaster, and then looked at the boxy, absolutely disorderly and chaotic shape of the other hand, trying to show its gorgeousness and beauty. Big Rubik's Cube.

Maybe this thing exists now to verify the four-color theorem.

I turned my head and looked at Zhao Nieshu, who was lying quietly on the recliner with a paw around my waist, holding up a copy of "Travel & Leisure".

Shit, why don't you read management classics when you are free! !

Zhao Niehu may have noticed my gaze, he stretched out his claws and rubbed my head without raising his head, and then continued to hold me to read magazines.

After being quiet for a while, I turned my head back, squinted my eyes, slapped the Rubik's Cube on the armrest of the recliner with a plaster cast, and flexed my knuckles with the other hand-I turn! !

One turn, two turns, another side, another turn, um... no, it has to go in this direction...

Axi, why are you still so flowery! !What the hell is this, I don't believe in this evil anymore!

How can you inorganic plastic be able to fight against a higher creature like me! !

...Turn...Turn...I turn...I turn...I turn around! ! !

Ahhhhh! ! !I tear you apart! ! !

Just when my mind was on the verge of madness and I started to pluck the color block with my fingernails in an attempt to inflict humane destruction on it, a claw came out from the back of my waist and took the Rubik's Cube from my hand.

I stared back with bloodshot eyes and saw Zhao Niehu lowering his head to study the damn plastic.

He raised his head again, and when he saw that I was trying to look down on the beast in front of me who used a broken Rubik's cube to despise my supreme wisdom, he was stunned for a moment, then stretched out his paws and rubbed my head, smiling helplessly: "That's true!" , always crying."

Cry your mother's nose!I am angry!Do you understand anger!Which dog eyes of you, a wicked animal, came to the conclusion that I cried! !

Zhao Niehu ignored my accusation from fierce eyes, put the magazine aside, lay on the recliner leisurely on his back, lowered his eyes and raised his paw to fiddle with it a few times. In less than a little effort, one side was already completely white. that's it.

The evil animal smiled again, and put the Rubik's Cube in my arms: "Here." Patted my head, "Play by yourself obediently." Then he took the magazine aside and opened a page.

"..."

I also lowered my eyes, looked at the Rubik's Cube in my hand with a very egghead, picked it up and patted it on the armrest with a plaster, babble...

A moment later, with the strength of Zhao Niexu holding my waist, I twisted my body and rolled over on this Niexu, pushing the Rubik's Cube in front of his eyes.

"Ah..." I looked at him with blinked eyes, and at the same time I kept grabbing his hand holding the magazine with one hand.

Zhao Niehu turned his head and looked at me, then looked down slightly at the Rubik's Cube, which was more chaotic than before, sighed, put down the magazine, picked up the Rubik's Cube, and looked at it for a long time before starting to turn again, stopped, I looked left and right, and turned again.

The order this time obviously puzzled him too.

certainly!This is the fruit of my hard work!I'll make you fucking show off!

But it turned out that I still underestimated the ultimate evolution ability of this evil animal. There is another reason why it took him so long this time.

I looked at the Rubik's Cube in my arms, which were all harmonious and loving, with their own independent colors. After a long silence, I let out a soft "ah".

Maintaining the egg-butt expression, I once again lifted the plaster cast and slapped it on my arm...and was stopped by Zhao Niehu.

"Ming Xi," Zhao Niehu took the Rubik's Cube, helped me to sit up and leaned over, took another plastic board from the ground and put it in my arms, "Change another one."

He held my hand and grabbed a large red five-pointed star in a box on the side of the board, and then put it into a five-pointed hole on the other side of the board, and it fit perfectly...

Another cylinder, a square, and a triangle were put in, and then Zhao Niehu poured out all these colorful small plastic blocks and put them into the original box, rubbed my head, and smiled: "This is a comparison. It was easy just now, okay?"

"..."

I picked up a square square indifferently, and poked hard at the triangular hole.

Shake it!I let you despise my IQ!I let you despise me, let you despise me, let you despise me! ! !

I poke... poke... poke... poke... poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, you, Zhao! ! !

Hearing Zhao Nieshu sigh again, I don't have any mood to care about it anymore, I just wish I could treat this unknown thing in my hand as this Niexu's hand and stab him to death immediately!

Why are you still alive! ! ! !

"Hey, Dad Zhao, what are you father and son doing?" Hearing Wei Sunzi's laughing voice came from far to near, I didn't even lift my head, and continued to practice "stabbing Zhao Niehu to death" Great cause!

"Ah, ah, wrong, wrong," Wei Sunzi stretched out a paw, grabbed the square finger in my hand and threw it into the square hole, laughing loudly, "Why is your mind so changed?" Stupid? A car accident just like this, is this okay?"

After hearing this, my anger gauge was full in an instant, and I threw the plastic plate and a bunch of plastic blocks at the grandson's face and violently threw it over.

Mom!I don't dare to offend Zhao Niehu, so why should I take care of your grandson! !I wipe! !I can't kill you! !

"Hey! Jian Mingxi, what are you doing!" Wei Bin blocked the plastic plate with his arm, raised his finger and started poking my head.

I snatched away and wanted to use my crippled hands to swear not to give up and scratch Hua's grandson's face tenaciously. Wei Bin dodged back nimbly. The evil animal grabbed my waist in time, and it was only in time that the unfortunate accident could be avoided.

Zhao Niehu stopped me, "ahhh" and waved his hands at Wei Sunzi non-stop, and said in a low voice, "Wei Bin, don't tease him."

"How can it be, let's not argue with idiots." Wei Bin replied with a grin, and rubbed the top of my head who was struggling to get rid of Zhao Nie's shackles, "Didn't I bring him something fun. "As he spoke, he put a large cardboard box under his other arm on the ground beside the recliner, and then looked at Zhao Nieshu with an extremely proud expression.

I looked up and saw Transformers, toy trains, remote-controlled planes, footballs, water guns, teddy bears, building blocks, xylophones, and... Barbie dolls? !

I raised my head to look at Grandson Wei again, and the anger in my heart slowly subsided, and my emotions began to fade.

What the grandson said is right—we can't argue with idiots!

Having said that, these things really bring back fond memories of my childhood. Of course, Barbie dolls need to be ignored.

I raised my hand and reached for the remote control of the plane.

In other words, when I was a child, it would be nice to have a small plastic car that can only be moved forward by artificial external force. These days, the things that children play with are really fucking technological. They are not afraid that a child will hit someone when playing with an airplane?

"How about it? See if he likes it?"

Zhao Niehu paused for a moment, then said "hmm" again, wiped off my sweat from the intense exercise just now, and then helped me take the remote control and put it in my arms: "That's why you came here?"

"Actually, it's not true," Wei Bin said as he pulled a chair in the yard from one side, "Chang Chang left the day before yesterday, and you didn't go to see her off. She cried so pitifully at the airport. And Ji Tao..."

Zhao Niehu put me on my waist and moved me away from him, and stood up by himself: "Wei Bin, please watch for me, I'll get Mingxi something to drink."

"Hey, did you give me a word? Just dismiss me like this?" Wei Bin yelled at the figure of Zhao Niehu walking away, but without any surprise, he didn't get any response, so he could only sit back in frustration. He looked at me and rolled his eyes, "How the hell can I coax a child."

I also took him as air, and fiddled with the remote control in my hand.

The two of us held each other in silence for a while. The grandson was the one who couldn't stand it first. I observed from the corner of my eye and saw him look left and right. After thinking that no one could notice, he took something out of his pocket and tore it open. Unpacked and delivered to my eyes.

"Hey, hey, I said Jian Mingxi, this, look at this."

I raised my eyelids and glanced at the lollipop in front of me, then continued to lower my head to study the joystick on the remote control.

Is it really fucking stupid to treat me like I am?Don't even know this?

Wei Bin was obviously not so easy to dismiss, only to hear him croaking again: "Do you remember what this is? Do you remember? Huh? Huh?" He said while holding a lollipop to my mouth Lichu, "Hey, is it sweet, is it sweet? Come on, I'll give it to you if you call daddy."

Shake it!How dare you, a daring pariah, come to fool my wisdom! !

OK!Lord, let you know how you have to die in order to apologize for this! ! !

I silently calculated how long it usually takes Zhao Nieshu to squeeze the juice, then I raised my head, looked at the lollipop with a simple and blank look, said "ah", and raised my hand to grab it Candy in Wei Bin's hand.

Wei Bin quickly lifted up the candy one second before I caught it, and I knew this grandson must be like this!

"Come on, call out first, don't keep talking, you have to learn to speak, come on, follow me, Dad."

Alas, son, it's so crisp!

I watched him toss and flick the candy to tease me, and played with him for the time being, and at the same time secretly held my breath to make my face flush, so as to make an anxious expression.

Sunzi Wei was obviously very happy to be bullied by idiots, and he couldn't stop laughing when he saw me yelling "ahhh" anxiously.

Here you can see the obvious difference - Lao Tzu is pretending to be an idiot, and this grandson is really mentally retarded.

I sneered in my heart, and I didn't know who should cry for a while.

The time is almost up, 3...2...1...start!

I put on an angry look, yelling "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and moved my body to grab his arm. Accompanied by grandson Wei's "come, come, come" laughter, I pretended to be unsteady , With a "slap", he fell off the reclining chair and lay on the ground.

Of course, I use my hands to support it to avoid unnecessary casualties.

Wei Bin stopped playing, and hurried over to help me: "Jian Mingxi, are you okay?" He smiled, "You are really stupid."

I slowly got up, and at the same time, I touched some grass clippings and dirt on my face with my hands without any trace. When I sat up completely, I was stunned for a while, and then I made a loud "wow"——魔~音~ wear ~ ear ~

You know, crying, making trouble and hanging yourself three times is not only the specialty of shrews, but also the patent of idiots!

I can't beat you to death! !

Wei Bin suddenly stopped laughing.

Because even I, who didn't look back, noticed the powerful aura that appeared behind me.

Hehehehe, grandson, have you written your will~

"What?" Wei Bin put me on the recliner and sat down on my arm, wiped the tears on my face, and took out a handful of candy from his pocket and put it in my arms, haha He laughed dryly, "Dad Zhao, I suddenly remembered that I still have an appointment in the afternoon, so I left first."

As Wei Bin spoke, I watched him move two steps back, as if observing that Zhao Niehu didn't intend to chase after him with a growl, and then moved two steps back cautiously.

Then methodically implement several steps such as turning around, raising legs, fleeing quickly, running wildly, and yelling fiercely.

I watched with tears in my eyes as Grandson Wei was twisted by the man who suddenly appeared at the door, pinned his arms to the ground and kept thumping, and then I saw the talented person standing up slowly and gracefully, his movements ethereal and flawless. Tidying up the sleeves of the shirt without any wrinkles at all.

Immediately afterwards, a throat-cleaning voice sounded faintly.

"Sorry, reflex."

"Fuck! Su Hangwen, you bastard... Aww!!"

This person surnamed Su stepped on Wei Sunzi's back indifferently, twisted his leather shoes contemptuously in Wei Sunzi's tragic voice, and then raised his head in the direction of me and Zhao Niehu.

"Juntong..." He turned his gaze, raised his hand and gently pushed his glasses, regardless of whether I, an idiot, could understand his words, just like holding a juice bottle and being wiped in his arms by Zhao Niehu. With a sad face and tears in my eyes, I also nodded and said hello, "Jian Mingxi."

Ah, that's strange, is Lao Tzu blinded by tears or is it too sunny today?

Why is the reflection on the rimless lenses so evil?