The life of a vegetative cup

What is the worst thing in life?

In the past, I was absolutely too lazy to think about these metaphysical things, to pursue the origin of the world.

Even if I accidentally bumped into some boring girl who has been deeply poisoned by Taiwanese language (intellectual) emotional (impaired) novels, and was caught and questioned by her, I will at most perfunctory and cite examples from my personal experience ——At least I lost the strength to eat milk, passed the unified examination and studied for graduate school, but I couldn't get a degree certificate after passing the sixth grade.

And now that I have plenty of time to think about any problem, the first to bear the brunt of my anger is the crow's mouth of those evil animals who sleep with me.

Especially Cui Zhao's grandson.

Shit, didn’t I just pass a few nights on weekends to level up and upgrade my trumpet, and I fell asleep a little in the morning and didn’t get woken up to go to class by you, so I dared to viciously curse me as a vegetable!

Now your old auspicious words!

Why don't you go to Maoshan to be a Taoist priest and ask people for divination!

I guarantee that you will be famous for thousands of miles!

But at that time, I could still pick up all kinds of fixed and standardized bricks that were squeezed into the crack of the bed, and throw them at the grandson's head with lightning speed to teach a profound and loving friendship lesson.

I don't think this world report came so damn fast, the grandson's head didn't get smashed, but I think the cerebral cortex function is seriously damaged!

Who the hell should I complain to now!

Is there anyone in this world who dares to claim to be a disaster than me who has chosen the wrong shell than me who resurrected from a dead body?

Especially the beast who takes care of this shell is GAY!

Whoever dares to say anything, I have to slap him first before speaking!

Even if I can't move, I will slap you in my heart!

Of course, apart from me, who is sad and angry, and Zhao Niehu, who is sad and miserable every day, there are still people who can enjoy suffering.

For example, the old doctor who treated me.

Isn't this just a few days ago, the old man was happy and gratified to report to Zhao Niehu, saying that my brain stem damage is not serious, and I can already use the ventilator that is strangled on my face, right?

I can breathe on my own!

How amazing! !

Hahahahaha...

Fuck your grandma! !

You have the ability to let Lao Tzu speak independently in advance, no matter how beautiful it is!

There's a fucking use for these most low-level functional reflections alone!

Why didn't I jump out of bed and strangle you old quack! !

Ah Xi, I've put up with you for a long time.

You don't wear pants for me, you change the catheter into diapers, and you ask Zhao Niehu to apply baby powder on me. Since you are getting older, we don't bother with you.

You introduced a few strong nurses to Zhao Niehu, tossing me over and over and sitting up every few hours, and I can also be you. This is to prevent me from getting prickly heat, muscle atrophy, and joint inflexibility.

But what the hell are you putting a tube through my nose into my stomach to feed me!

Lao Tzu takes care of everything from five-star hotels to dog food halls. The tongue made of stainless steel and with extraordinary skills has not had time to taste all the delicacies in the world. Are you going to let him be permanently laid off?

Believe it or not, I am so greedy, get up from the bed and bite off a piece of your meat first! !

Just when my mind was on the verge of madness and runaway again, a warm and cool little hand suddenly touched my face.

And he stroked back and forth for a long time.

The brother's heart lit up, all the hostility stopped, and even a little flattered feeling appeared.

I don't care about this kind of cheap move at all.

The reason is nothing else, just because the one who touched me was not that Nie Zhao, but a pretty little nurse.

When I first regained consciousness a month ago, I realized that the appearance of this unlucky shell was quite good, which attracted the little nurses who came to change the infusion bottle to eat tofu frequently.

You ask me how do I know that the nurse next to me is beautiful when I can’t see it?

Isn't this nonsense, a girl who can make such a beautiful voice, where can her appearance be like a dinosaur?

What's more, as long as it's not that evil Zhao, even if the old quack doctor touches the master, the master will not be angry with him.

"It's so handsome."

That is, I have suffered such a big loss, and there must be something in return, right?

"If only you could be my boyfriend."

Absolutely no problem!

After all, this shell is still a man!

This is simply a blessing in misfortune!

After touching my face for a while, the little nurse finally moved away and began to change my dressing.

After finishing the work, the sound of opening the curtain of the window sounded again, and the little nurse smiled again and said, "The sun is nice today, do you want to sit up and bask in the sun?"

Feeling the rare cool wind blowing into the house after the mid-summer rain, and the warmth of the sun on my body, I feel very comfortable in my heart.

If conditions permit, we will definitely give you a big nod.

Seeing that you are so gentle, I must first remember your voice, and I will be the first to pick you up when I am able to move!

However, before I could find a safe place to save her voice in my mind and keep it, the door of the ward made a loud "bang" and was kicked open from the outside.

The little nurse had just sat me up and stuffed a pillow in my back. After hearing the sound, the next move suddenly froze.

Made me freeze too.

Because the nurse sister's next move was to pull up the thin quilt on my legs, lift it up and cover me.

And it's extremely unfortunate that I just ran out of diapers, and I haven't had time to put on new ones yet...

Being lifted under the quilt, the following...

It's really cool when the wind blows JJ...

"Zhao... Mr. Zhao..."

Zhao Nie! !

Damn it, what are you fuming about this time?

The guy who usually doesn't see anyone until dinner, why did he come so early in the morning!

Can't you let me be clean during the day anyway!

Why are you still pretending to be dumb? Look, it scares the little girl so much that she trembles when she speaks!

In addition, sister, can you put down the quilt and let go of my wrist by the way?

You have too much strength.

Zhao Niehu finally opened his mouth at this time, and it was still with a gentle laugh.

"Thank you for your hard work."

The palm of this nurse's sister holding my wrist is actually sweating? ?

"No...it's okay, I don't...not work hard..."

Why does this voice sound like... a bit shy?

Ah hello!This is my illusion, right?

Didn't you just say you want me to be your boyfriend? !

Zhao Niehu was silent for a while, and then continued to say gently: "Go and do other things first, just leave him to me."

"Oh, alright!"

My wrist was finally released.

"Mr. Zhao..."

"Huh? What else do you want?"

"No...no!"

After a while of tinkling and clanging of medicine bottles being packed away, there was another sound of the door being hastily closed.

Hello!Girl, don't go!

Even if you're leaving, cover me with the quilt first, okay?Brother Laozi, you really don't care about this embarrassing situation!

...Sister, let's be honest, let's face Zhao Niehu's inexperienced Taoism at you, don't someone in the family rely on his relationship to enter this hospital?

Well, this time I don't need you anymore, Zhao Niehu did it himself.

However, if you cover me with a quilt, I can't resist, so why did you pretend to be dumb this time?

Don't say it, don't say it, look what I'm doing!

Strange how do I know I'm being watched?

Nonsense, when you are flirting with a big-breasted angel sister in white, and there is a GAY next to you looking at you with loving and hot eyes, no matter how thick your nerves are, you can spot it!

Just as Lao Tzu was being stared at all over, Zhao Niehu left again.

But he didn't leave the house.

Instead, he went to the nearby hut that matched this house.

Well, let's learn from Zhao Niehu to be an intellectual and be more elegant, it's the bathroom.

Because I heard the sound of washing water.

And when he came back and started to wipe my wrist with a wet towel, I could still conclude that he didn't just solve his own physical needs.

However, is my wrist worthy of you rubbing it so carefully?

"Mingxi, everything about my company has been taken care of."

I was still wondering what it meant when he transferred the wet towel to my face and wiped it again, Zhao Niehu had already sat down on the edge of the bed, lifted me up and hugged me in his arms, and his cheeks were pressed against each other again. on my forehead.

After completing a series of actions, he let out a light breath and smiled slowly.

"From now on, I can concentrate on taking care of you."

Ok?

Uh-huh? ?

A big thunderbolt on a sunny day! !

What the hell do you mean by that!

I have no shortage of people here! !

There are nurses!

They are more professional than you!

And they won't sexually harass me! !

Undoubtedly, Zhao Niehu couldn't hear the fierce and manic silent cry in Laozi's heart, so he lowered his head and kissed my nose again!

After a pause for a few seconds, he lowered his head and kissed my lips again.

Then raised his head slightly, and his lips started to rub my nose slowly several times again!

Shake it!

You are still dear!

You're fucking over it!

Believe it or not, I invite you to eat the lotus root powder that is abundant in my nasal cavity! !

"Mingxi, I'll take you abroad, okay?"

what! !

"The domestic conditions are too poor."

what? What! !

"I'm ready. When you get better, I'll take you abroad for treatment."

You bastard!Have you asked Lao Tzu for his opinion on this decision?

Lao Tzu is one of the five good youths in New China!The successor of socialist modernization!

Ah no, it should be the builder by now...

But this can't change Lao Tzu's deep abhorrence of Ni Hong Dian Zi and Goryeo Bang Zi as a party activist with correct views and a high-level cynic who hangs around the Internet!

Not to mention the fathers of the imperialist powers who are like them! !

I am patriotic!I am very patriotic!

Laozi firmly believes in the advanced nature of the motherland's medical technology!

I will never go abroad to be a second-class citizen! !

And I'm not dead yet! It is stipulated that Lao Tzu also has human rights! !

asshole!Did you fucking hear that, you bastard! !