The life of a vegetative cup

There was a sound of splashing water, and after a while, Grandson Wei's shout came from my ears.

"Juntong, come down and play a couple of laps, what's the point of going there!"

Zhao Niehu was unmoved, and didn't even make a sound.

Since he sobered up that day, this evil beast has become more and more taciturn, and the words that come out of his mouth are as precious as golden beans. Now, if you want to hear his vocal cords vibrate, it is not as easy as meeting the provincial and municipal leaders where to go.

It is a little exception when facing Jian Mingxi's shell.

It is no exaggeration to say that Zhao Niehu's skill has improved by leaps and bounds at this time, and he has already reached the Vajra stage, not far from ascending.

I don't know what madness started in his mind again.

I am comfortable soaking in the jacuzzi now, and it is just what I want without him running over to harass me for the time being. I just muttered to myself that his closed-mouthed meditation can continue to practice, and then get stuck in a certain hurdle for 80 years. , then my surroundings will be completely clean.

Luxurious villas with swimming pools, waiters with extremely high business standards, clear sky, moist wind and gentle weather.

Rich people's lives... so fucking enviable.

But not long after enjoying this blissful experience, Zhao Niehu came over and fished me out of the pool, wrapped me in a towel, and hugged me to sit in a shaded place.

wipe!I can't soak it badly!What a great effort!What are you doing!

Bai Chang's gentle and smiling voice sounded: "Juntong, drink juice."

Juice... What kind of taste is this thing? How long has it been since I tasted it?

Although I didn't like it much before, it doesn't mean that I don't have a strong and extraordinary interest in it now!

Assi!Didn't anyone remember to ask me if I want to drink fruit juice?

I am a plant but it is opaque! !

Of course, I have lost my freedom for a long time, no matter how much I hate it, I don't have any ability to raise objections.

For Zhao Niehu's disregard of other people's willingness to communicate and just wipe my head with a towel endlessly, I don't even have the right to protest.

"Chang Chang," there was another sound of water, and Wei Sunzi's voice was getting closer, "When are you leaving?"

"Let's go? Who said we're going to go?"

"Hey? Aren't you going back to China to attend Qixuan's engagement?" Wei Bin's voice paused, and he started cautiously, "I've been idle recently, I'll see you off when the time comes."

Bai Chang was quiet for a moment, and then said coquettishly: "Juntong won't leave, and neither will I!"

"How long have you been here? Auntie and the others aren't worried?"

"You can control it! My dad asked me to learn something here so I can help him when I go back. Anyway, Juntong will take care of me!"

"You're the only one still learning things?" Wei Bin laughed loudly, "Does Uncle Bai still want you to follow Hua Mulan's example and join the army instead of your father? Jun Tong was so alive playing with dolls that he couldn't spare the time for you. "

Accompanied by a "bang" sound when the glass hit the table, Miss Bai yelled angrily: "Wei Bin! Why didn't you drink to death!"

"Hahaha, Lord is illuminated by the light of the Buddha of all ages, and he will not die."

Grandson Wei, you are not afraid of ruining your life by saying that...

"Well, speaking of this, I suddenly remembered a strange thing." After Wei Bin's voice of drinking water, he continued, "Do you think those ancient people are all fools? It is said that Mulan doesn't grow Isn't she pretty, how come after so many years in the barracks with a bunch of old men, no one around here found out that she was a woman? Didn't she still sleep in a big bunk?"

Bai Chang sneered and said, "You really believe those nonsense unofficial histories, you really have some brain problems."

Wei Bin dissatisfied: "What do you mean by that? I just ask if I don't understand. The traditional virtue of being sensitive and eager to learn should not be despised, you little girl, do you know?"

Bai Chang snorted coldly.

Zhao Niehu was scraping half a spoonful of apple puree and stuffing it into my mouth, at this moment he said lightly: "The idiot is indeed you."

"Zhao Juntong, are you cooperating with me too?"

"If you lived next to her and knew she was a woman," Zhao Niehu said indifferently, "would you tell others?"

"..."

There was an instant of extreme silence.

After a "poof", Wei Bin was heard coughing heart-piercingly.

Sunzi Wei, your reflex arc is really long.

But Zhao Niehu, what are you thinking about every day, you can realize the truth.

You said that if I didn't swallow the spoonful of apple puree just now, I would choke in the trachea and you would cry to death.

Don't you evil beast know that vegetative coughing is very dangerous?

This means that I can react quickly here, otherwise...

otherwise……

applesauce! !

I swallowed it! !

I swallowed the apple puree! ! !

Zhao Nie!I can swallow things now! !

Hello!Did you fucking hear that, you bastard! !

I swallowed the apple puree, damned beast! ! !

"Juntong, it's thanks to you...not being born in ancient times," Wei Bin tried his best to lose his breath, coughing and laughing intermittently, "otherwise that Hua...Hua Mulan, she would be...so unlucky."

"Wei Bin, shut your mouth!" Miss Bai began to protect the calf again.

"Ah, what are you angry about? Look at Juntong, hasn't he said anything yet?" Wei Bin seemed to have finally recovered his composure at this time, "It means that he also agrees with our point of view very much!"

I said! !Can you grandsons give my attention to Lao Tzu! !

I'm fucking going to kill someone! ! !

Obviously, none of these people could understand Lao Tzu's excited mood at this moment, and they continued to babble endlessly.

Just when Lao Tzu was about to vomit blood with hatred, his jaw was suddenly pulled, and at the same time, a finger was inserted into Lao Tzu's mouth mercilessly, but almost in the next instant, the finger that was moving Just froze.

Hearing the ear-piercing sound of the chair rubbing against the ground, and his mouth being opened wide at the same time, I almost cried out for real.

Zhao Xiong... Sure enough, you are the most attentive to this shell.

but……

Did you check it for me, or did you chew it right away?

As for spending so much effort?

After I came back from the hospital, I had just tidied up and was lying quietly on the bed with one paw pinched by Zhao Niehu. I heard Wei Sunzi coming over and asking, "How is it, Juntong?"

Zhao Nieshu was quiet, and then said softly: "The latest brain test shows signs of activity."

"Signs of... activeness?"

Zhao Niehu shook my hand and seemed to be smiling.

"The doctor said that Mingxi may be conscious now."

"Okay brother!" Wei Bin laughed after a moment of stupefaction, "Is this almost ready! Are you finally able to make it through?"

Actually... I've always been conscious...

I really don't know what kind of fucking broken instrument you used to check me earlier, could it be that you couldn't find out the problem?

Shake it and rub it, if I had reacted a moment earlier, why would I have suffered for so long!

Ha ha ha ha!The surname is Zhao!Stop talking nonsense!Hurry up and bring the good wine and food to serve me! !

"I knew it. How do you say that? Hard work pays off? This is finally your turn to live a good life!"

This is not necessarily the case, when I am able to move, I guess the first one who should be unlucky is this evil animal right now.

"No, this is such a great thing, I want to ask someone to celebrate it for you!" Before Wei Bin finished his smirk, I heard the sound of the ward door opening and closing.

After waiting for the room to become quiet again, Zhao Niehu raised his hand and landed on my head, his fingers gently stroking my hair.

Then another kiss was placed on my lips by this beast.

He only heard him laughing softly and slowly.

The sound was nice, like a stringed cello.

"Mingxi, you want to wake up, is it because of me?"

You beast, you really dare to put gold on your face!

I despised this over-excited beast until night, when a group of ghosts and snake spirits suddenly appeared outside the house after being called by Wei Bin, which really made me unable to adapt for a while.

Playful, noisy, and even a woman's sweet voice can make people shiver.

I will not give examples one by one if it is more comprehensive...

It seems that Zhao Niehu and the others do have a lot of background. They have been in the United States for so many months, and there are only a few people wandering around in this house. I always thought that Zhao Niehu was only Wei Bin's friend.

I really didn't expect that although this evil beast lives in seclusion, he is actually a person who hides his secrets!

Look, he can really communicate well with these monsters! !

To be honest, grandson Wei, this is actually because you used me as an excuse to borrow a place here from Zhao Niehu in order to entertain your friends who cheated on food and drink.

It's also thanks to my poor health that I can't leave the house, otherwise I would have been eaten alive by those guys.

You are lucky that Zhao Niehu is in a good mood today, otherwise he would have kicked you out long ago.

However, according to Zhao Niehu's habit of pretending to be thirteen when he often played classical music to me, this guy probably couldn't bear the extremely rock and roll atmosphere outside.

"Mingxi."

No, this bastard avoided those people and closed the door again to harass me.

The stereo in the room was turned on, and the sound made me sleepy for a while.

I really want to have a good talk with Zhao Niehu now, compared to Mozart, I am actually more interested in the rock music outside the house.

I really can't appreciate this elegant art.

"Are you annoyed? Just bear with it, Wei Bin is also kind."

Yes, yes, I know he has good intentions, and he took advantage of your good intentions to rob you.

See how Sunzi Wei has a business mind, he knows what it means to see the stitches in every corner, and he does it just right.

Sure enough, the princelings are not useless.

"Ming Xi, you can hear me, right?" Zhao Niehu lay beside me, took me into his arms with one arm, shook my hand and said, "Try to move?" He moved his head sideways and kissed my lips, and said with a smile, "Move, and I will reward you."

Sinister, what you said and this action have a lot to do with giving people a kind of reverse incentive, do you know that?

Who can be sure that if I really moved, what kind of hooligan are you playing?

Zhao Nieshu was silent for a while, then smiled lightly: "Mingxi, are you sure you don't want to move?" Feeling the claws of this naughty animal reaching into my clothes, rubbing my chest back and forth, turning over Pressing on me, "Do you want me to give you something sweet first?"

I trembled in my heart, so I could only succumb to the threat of evil forces, and resorted to the ruthlessness of squatting in the latrine when I was constipated.

No.

try again!

No...

I will try again!

Or not.

I will again...

Zhao Niehu suddenly convulsed and gagged my mouth with great force, gnawing and biting, it was no less vicious than the day he went crazy when he was drunk.

And holding the claws of my hand is like testing how hard my hand bones are.

His tongue was numb.

Just now……

Move...do you move?

really moved?real? ?

Aww~! ! !

I can finally get rid of transparency! !

No, it's a plant! !

Lao Tzu's dawn ah ah ah ah! !It turns out that you will still appear! !

"Ming Xi." Zhao Niehu sounded very happy, "Today is a good day, why don't you dance?"

……

Pour a pot of cold water over your head...

Hey... Brother, do you always burn out your nerve endings...

Vegetables dance what a fucking dance!

Even if I can move, it doesn't mean I want to dance with a man! !

What's more, I can't dance anymore!

But after I was pulled up by his waist and hung on Zhao Niehu's body with his waist, I deeply felt that I might be the one who was about to go crazy.

Put me down, you bastard! !

Stop fucking turning! !

You think about me too! ! !

Don't you know that I have always lacked exercise and suddenly became active, and it is easy to cause insufficient blood supply to the brain!

At the beginning, Zhao Nieshu was still walking slowly while holding me in his arms. After waiting for a while, the Niexu turned faster and faster, and at the same time, he laughed more and more happily.

Brother, you are strong...

Let's discuss it, can you take it easy?

I... I'm dizzy...

However, at this moment, Zhao Niehu seemed to be tripped by something suddenly, and fell backwards. Lao Tzu was right on top of him at the moment, and fell over with him without any surprise.

Huh, luckily it's a bed...

"Mingxi, are you throwing yourself into your arms?"

Listening to the sound of Zhao Nieshu slipping out of the cello again and laughing, I finally began to slowly relieve myself from being dizzy lying on top of him, and recognized a fact very calmly.

At this moment, this evil animal urgently needs a mental appraisal.

But at this moment, Wei Bin's roar suddenly came from the already noisy outside.

"Fuck! Why are you bastards here!"

"Get out of the way, I want to see Zhao Juntong."

Hearing that Zhao Niehu suddenly stopped laughing under him, I wanted to sigh again.

I said evil animal, do you have a quick-acting heart-rescue pill?

I think this broken shell is going to have a myocardial infarction.