Dressed as a Hogwarts portrait

It is said that writing 1 questions will help me understand the character of the characters and their way of getting along with each other more clearly, so I decided to write it. The development of the essay may be very slow. In order to annotate the full text, I will start with [-] questions. It is very simple. JQ doesn’t care about simplicity, right? Climbing Note: Ye Feng is the author, Ling Cha is Ling, Sala Zha is abbreviated as Sa, Ye Feng (reading the paper, it is the first time in my life that I wrote a hundred questions and I searched for questions from Baidu, noodle tears): [-]. May I ask you name?

Salazar: Salazar Slytherin

Night Breeze: No!

Sa, Ling: Salazar Daunisus Nyx Slytherin.

Night Breeze: ...

Sa, Ling (...): Salazar.Dionysus.Nyx.Slytherin?

Night Breeze (roar): I'm asking for the names of two people! !

Sa, Ling (definite): Salazar Slytherin

Night Breeze: ... (Am I a tragedy?)

2 What is the age?

S: When Halloween died that year, it seemed to be 65 years old, plus more than 1000 years...

Ling: I was born in 1985. I was 26 years old when I wore it. Then I was born with Salazar in 958 AD. After 60 years, I fell asleep in the portrait. Now Harry is in the third grade, which is 1993. He should have gone to school in his previous life... ...Maybe need a time paradox to calculate how big the night wind is (hold your head, squat in the corner, draw a circle)

3 gender is?

Sa and Ling: What kind of joke is this?

Night Breeze (jumping up from the ground): Many fan fictions have mentioned it, and I strongly suspect that you, Mr. Duke, are BT or a woman. Otherwise, why did you open the entrance to the secret room in the girls' bathroom?Can you tell us something today?

Sa and Ling (the more frantic the more calm): Because Iris is a girl!Where is the girls' bathroom? !

4 What is your personality like?

Sa: Same as Ling Cha

Ling: Same as Salazar

Night Breeze (weakly): So what happened?

5 The character of the other party?

Night Breeze (scrambling to speak): This question has been changed, what kind of personality do you two have?

Ling: be careful, calm down

S: don't trust anyone

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Ling: Meet? !

S: If we say we met, it was the first time I saw Ling Cha in the ruined room 1000 years later, before his petrified state was lifted and he was about to die. It should be correct, right?

Night Breeze: ... I was wrong (continue to draw circles)

7 The first impression of the other party?

Ling: The impression of meeting?

Night Breeze: No, it's the first time I know the impression of the other party

Ling: So I am not Salazar

S: ...I don't think a child who has just turned one year old knows what an impression is...

8 What do you like about each other?

Ling: When he doesn’t know the situation, he listens to me for everything

Night Breeze's eyes lit up.

Sa: pretend to understand

Night Breeze is at a loss, looking at this, looking at that

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Ling: I knew it later, but I pretended not to understand

S: You know only a little more than me, but you seem to know a hundred more than me. Yefeng contacted the previous question, and finally realized: It turns out that there are two people, one half a bottle of water but pretending to understand, and the other later knowing everything but filling half a bottle of water , Yaya, what kind of awkwardness is this, why did I put these two on the first time I wrote HP...

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Night Breeze: PASS, you're all alone, and you still have a bad relationship?

11 What do you call each other?

S: When you can't have a dialogue and write a diary, it is "you" and "I".

Ling: Then it was Salazar, he called me Ling Cha

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Sa, Ling: ...

Night Breeze: Never thought about it?

Sa and Ling (gritting teeth): This, it seems, I want to ask you!

Night Breeze: Ha, ah, what about the daffodil in Greek mythology who fell in love with her own shadow in the water?

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Sa, Ling: Who would compare themselves to animals?

Night Breeze (weak): I thought both of you could say snake

Sa: We will never be like Aerys

Night Breeze: That's a basilisk, not a snake

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Sa, Ling: Who will give yourself a gift?

Night Breeze: That kid Harry, he lay on the ground and used dust to draw cakes for himself Sa: The savior of the wizarding world?

Ling: No, a poor abused child

Night Breeze (putting the lid on the pot): You two were not much better than Harry when you were young. Although you have food and clothes, Harry is not in danger anyway. Voldemort is dead. Although your mother is dead, but It's better than the two who have real mothers. No one poisoned little Harry's milk, and no one prepared to strangle the baby in the cradle... What do you think).

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

SA: Encyclopedia of the Muggle World

Night Breeze: Huh?

Ling: All Voldemort's soul pieces

Night Breeze: Eh? ?

S: Muggles are already a threat

Ling: Those are our descendants, and they are the only ones. Regardless of whether he wants to destroy the world or what, let him be normal first, so as not to be misunderstood that Slytherin is the same.

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Sarah: ...

Ling: ...

Night Breeze (weak): You two won't be dissatisfied with yourself, right?

17 What is your problem?

S: Proud?

Ling: Narcissism?

Night Breeze: So you two still know...

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Ling: Listen to me.

Night Breeze: Huh? !

Sa: I like to blame myself

Night Breeze: Huh?

Sa: After finding out that he couldn’t control the time of appearance, he felt that he was wrong for the proposal of the soul fusion potion. Thousands of years later, he felt that it was wrong for him to propose splitting the soul piece, which made all this happen, and then...

Night Breeze: ...

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Ling: Listen to me...

Night Breeze: I understand, you are under too much pressure

S: I have to give my opinion on everything...

Night Breeze (weak): Can I understand that you are too lazy to take care of things?

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Night Breeze: We can pass, because my head is almost dizzy with these two, what kind of distorted character is this? Heaven and Earth 21 How far is your relationship?

SA: We are one

Ling: always alone

Night Breeze (spitting blood and vomiting blood): Merlin, is the answer CJ or not?

22 Where did two people first date?

SA: What is a date?

Ling: ... Where did you agree to meet?

S: No, I will be where you are

Night Breeze (covering face): That's not how it is explained, it's a place where one person is anxious and looking forward to waiting for another person Sa: Does it mean that I have been waiting for you to appear since I drank the soul potion at the age of 28?Then Ling Ling at the observatory: ...

Night Breeze: ... (I suddenly remembered that Lao Deng fell from the top and died)

A crowd of bricks flying up

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

S: He hasn't shown up all the time, I'm worried

Ling: ...Woke up and saw the morning sun. I haven't seen the sun for almost 30 years, Ye Feng (draw a circle)

24 How far has it progressed then?

S: finally able to talk

Ling: Finally, I don't have to keep a diary, and I can talk to each other in my sleep.

25 frequent date spots?

Ling (corrected by the black line who really understands what dating is): It means that two people often wait for each other to show up, right?

Sa: on the bed

Night Breeze vomited blood: Huh? ! ...

Ling: You can only talk in your sleep. Where do you lie in bed if you are not sleeping?

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Sa, Ling: Halloween always has silly balls, pumpkins, troublesome kids...have to prepare candies, dresses...

Night Breeze: ... (It's birthday, birthday! Tears of noodles)

27 Which party confessed first?

Night Breeze (whispered): Can you pass? This will spoil the public: No! !

S: It's me, how could Lingcha understand?

Audience: Oh...it's like this

28 How much do you like each other?

S: Without Lingcha, time is very slow

Ling (starting to struggle): I shouldn't propose splitting the soul piece

29 So, do you love each other?

S: Another me in the world

Ling: the other half of the soul

Ye Feng's saliva: I think the message behind the mirror is very cute, very cute. 30 What did the other party say that makes you feel wrong?

Sa: everything

Ling: "Salazar is the name of the two of us"...

Night Breeze (crazy): Why did you mention the name again?

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

S: Change of heart?Are you in love with someone else?

Night Breeze nodded madly: Mi wrong Mi wrong

Sarah: go and see

Night Breeze was puzzled: see?After reading it?Avada?

S: We should fall in love with each other

Night Breeze: Huh? !

S: We are one person, with exactly the same preferences, habits, behaviors, and ways of speaking. Ling Cha will fall in love with him, and I will also fall in love with it. This is normal.

Night Breeze: ... (Is this implying that it's okay for me to write 3P?)

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Night Breeze (Weak and weak): We can pass this question, those two are just... what's yours is mine, what's mine is yours, your extramarital affair is mine, so tough plus BT 33 If you're dating What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late?

S: When he finally woke up at the observatory, I had been waiting for him for several days, drinking potions and not daring to sleep, waiting...

Night Breeze: I burst into tears, I was wrong again

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Sarah: ...

Ling: ...

Night Breeze sneered: Really don't say a few words?

Sa, Ling: Smile when you look in the mirror

Night Breeze: Huh? ?

Sa, Ling: It seems to be looking at yourself, and it seems to be looking at the other party's smiling Ye Feng (brain supplement), and then spurt blood

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Ling: Soul fusion?

Sa: The blending of souls.

Night Breeze (contemptuous): Isn't it just KISS? I feel the happiest when I need to be so reserved to do something?

Ling: hold hands

Night Breeze stares: Am I a stepmother? Why is the protagonist's happiness requirement so low? Sa: Hold it all the time, it feels warm

Ling: Is it easy to finally separate and become two people?

Night Breeze: So I'm really a stepmother... (The main character who doesn't hold her hands tightly feels unreal——)

39 Ever quarreled?

Ling: It seems not

SA: never

40 What are the quarrels?

Night Breeze: Yes, PASS

How to reconcile after 41?

continue, PASS

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Sa: no

Night Breeze: Huh? ?

Ling: Let’s wear it with Salazar again. It’s troublesome to be two people. The world is big, and I still need to find Sa: So continue to be together, reincarnate as one person and be born. Ling: This time I have experience. What kind of soul fusion potion will you drink again? Night Breeze (being completely defeated): ...

43 When do you feel loved?

Sarah: Hold hands...

Ling: When he was next to me

The night breeze petrified in the cool breeze, and the stepmother's brand was inserted on the forehead 44 How do you express your love?

Night Breeze gritted his teeth: holding hands?

S: He listens to everything

Ling: I like to worry about everything

45 When did you feel "he doesn't love me anymore"?

Sa: never loved

Ling: I love myself

Night Breeze; I decided to call it Narcissus, but ah, Xiaolong’s mother is called Naxisha, Narcissus is Narcissus in English, and Narcissism in English is Narcissism~~~46 What do you think is suitable for the other party? What is the flower?

Night Breeze Howling: Needless to say, daffodils

Ling: Thorns?

S: That's not a flower

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Ling: Yes, and many

S: At the beginning, it was feelings that were concealed

Night Breeze: No spoilers! !

Audience: It's too late, did Salazar turn Ling Cha around?

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Sa; hum, there is no such thing

Ling: Actually, he is Salazar

S: How many times have I said that Salazar Slytherin is the name of both of us? 49 Is the relationship between the two of us public or secret?

S: Publicly, posterity knows,

Night Breeze: Huh?

Ling: Slytherin, the greatest of the Big Four, proud and narcissistic Night Breeze (weak): I'm not asking this

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

S: Eternal life?

Ling: It’s too troublesome, but it’s possible now

Night Breeze: Why do these two take away the focus of every question? Isn't my brain in the same cosmic plane as the Duke's? That's right, in the HP world, when will I wear it... (clench fist )

Voiceover: A person will love himself to death, what I mean is that a narcissistic person will always be narcissistic all his life