Dressed as a Hogwarts portrait

Dumbledore returned to the headmaster's office wearing the sorting hat, ready to bring some delicious gadgets to visit the little girl Aerys in the secret room. As soon as he entered the door, he saw all the headmaster's portraits looked like they were struck by lightning. The corners of his mouth twitched epileptically, and he blinked desperately.Before Dumbledore had time to understand what the hint meant, the hat on his head had already called out in surprise: "Salazar! Ah, did you like the gift you received this morning?"

Dumbledore couldn't help but twitched his eyes. He quickly saw the unexpected visitor in the principal's office—in the frame of Armando Dippet's picture, a young man with black hair and green eyes stayed there stiffly. Looking at those deep eyes, Dumbledore definitely didn't think it was deep and reserved, but completely emotionless after being too frightened-this kind of expression Dumbledore saw too much in the eyes of his potions professor.

Touching his nose, he found another new discovery: Salazar Slytherin is a master of Occlumency.

(If this wasn't a painting, you wouldn't think so, principal, if you could take his mind off him...)

"Well, good day, Your Excellency the Duke."

The boy in the painting raised his head stiffly to look at him, no, to be precise, he looked at the broken and dirty sorting hat.

"That's right, Salazar! Stop doubting."

The hat seems to be singing happily again:

"My Master has been wanting to give you that present in the Great Hall at Hogwarts, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that, I saw it with my own eyes and heard him ask me 'Hey, you said Salazar would like this Tone?" "Do you think Salazar will be so angry that he will give me a boner?" "Do you think Salazar will be so frightened that he will directly apparate'?"

The portraits of the headmaster were all twitching, their expressions continuing to show the tragic appearance of being struck by lightning.

"It's funny."

The person involved could only squeeze a few words from between his teeth.

Merlin, even if he is dressed as the portrait of the founder of the Snake Academy, that's not the case!Gryffindor had a crush on Slytherin, well, the legendary heroic knight loved the notorious Dark wizard and died without telling it?Hell, didn't he travel through the genuine "Harry Potter"?

If he was real Salazar Slytherin, he should have forgotten everyone before Apparating, and then gave Godric Gryffindor an Avada... He now fully understands that the one who is his The descendants of the Dark Lord are prone to the Cruciatus Curse and Avada's indignation - either he is crazy or the world is crazy! !

"Salazar, this is not a joke... Well, when everything is over and history becomes words, only vines are left to climb the old statues to express sorrow, it is just a joke."

The Sorting Hat looked up at the sky, and obviously the singing tune ran to Siberia, but no one could laugh.

The young man in the painting is crumbling, covering his forehead with one hand to hide his fainting expression.

"Albus."

Armando Dippet coughed to break the embarrassing silence: "Cinderella found out...cough, I mean she's in a bad mood."

By the way, there is this trouble, who can explain to him why the ghost of Ravenclaw is chasing him like a lunatic, the problem is that all these portraits around you have the hidden eyes that you know you are unlucky, how can he Can ask questions.

He remembered that Barrow liked Ravenclaw's Cinderella, and then the two died together in the Bavarian Forest, and returned to Hogwarts as a ghost, but what did this have to do with him-wait a minute, the crown and the soul How about the secret of the weapon, Ravenclaw's crown has been missing for 1000 years, the Gray Lady is the daughter of Rowena Ravenclaw, she took the crown...

People who travel through time will hate themselves for not studying the novel carefully, and he will be especially annoyed.

Dumbledore put the Sorting Hat back on the shelf, and just as he sat down, he heard a creaking sound from the porch outside, which was the sound of the dripping monster in front of the principal's office opening.

"If you can give me an explanation, principal..."

Snape's voice stopped abruptly. He rushed in aggressively, but now he had to shake his right arm stiffly, as if something invisible was grabbing his arm tightly. This unaccustomed stiffness It quickly turned into anger: "Let go of your hand, if you still know what humans use it for! I hope your brain is not caught by the candy you ate, you should go to your master instead of grabbing hold on to my hand..."

A revealing spell, the little girl Aerys was hanging pitifully on Snape's arm, tears kept pouring out of her big eyes, her right hand was still tightly grasping the hem of the skirt, and there was a lot of colorful things inside. Various sweets.The headmasters all stared wide-eyed and looked at each other, so poor Green became the focus of attention again. Snape looked sharply, and his already dark complexion completely changed.

"Your pets are flooding my office—"

Basilisk tears are a rare potion ingredient, but who wants to salvage their furniture and parchment with quick-drying spells and restoration spells when they walk in?

Before Snape could finish speaking, the little girl had let go of her hand, slumped on the ground carefully protecting so many candies, and then moved to the front of the portrait in a weird twisted posture, widening her eyes flatteringly.

[Owner. ]

The portrait looked dumbfounded at Snape, then at Aerys, and finally found that Dumbledore came over with a suddenly realized expression: "Good boy, your master won't eat this, so don't starve yourself."

It’s because she can’t eat anything—he starts to murmur weakly, who has ever seen a portrait that can eat, the little girl Basilisk usually looks very smart, how can you “surprise” an idiot like him?

[Owner?Isn't today your birthday? ]

[Uh...] Really, he doesn't know!Merlin knows!

[These are some of the sweets that Iris thinks are the most delicious]

The little girl's proud offering of treasures can only make the portrait even weaker. Is it going to put these food in front of his portrait as if it were an offering so that he can see it and eat it?

The basilisk was stunned for a few seconds, and doubts appeared in its big eyes: [Master, have you forgotten that today is the day you leave Aerys? ]

Merlin, is Halloween a curse?Today was the day Salazar Slytherin left, well, he would keep it in mind.

[...Master, do you really want Aerys? ] The little girl let go of her hand, all the candies fell to the ground, and her big eyes were filled with water again, [The master will stay in the painting all the time, don’t you want Iris? ]

what? !

The instantly shocked expression of the young man in the painting made all the wizards and portraits around who couldn't understand the snake language narrow their eyes sharply.

[Master, I know you may have forgotten some things, but...] The little girl opened her eyes wide and whispered, [You won't even forget today...you won't even forget how you died, right? ]