Dressed as a Hogwarts portrait

This is a thick set of books published by Muggles. From the cover and paper, I can tell that Aerys doesn't like reading books.So when I unpacked it, my face became bitter. On the cover, there was a fat, big cat. Uh, she didn't remember that she liked cats, but this one didn't look like a real cat. It had uniform markings on its body and eyes. Very big, still laughing, as if very proud.

Blinking her eyes, she picked up the ornately decorated silver paper on the book, on which the fonts slanted slightly to the left like thorns intertwined gracefully stretched: "Weloveyou, feedyou, andneverleaveyou."

"It's terrible that Aerys didn't come to lunch."

"Maybe she's slept in. It's Saturday."

There was so much food on the Gryffindor table that they looked powerless.

"But the problem is that she didn't come to eat breakfast today!"

"... "

"She must be sick!"

All the students came to the conclusion with certainty, and after several girls in the same dormitory proved that Aerys hadn't woken up at all today, the excited Gryffindor, a sixth-grade female prefect, rushed back to have a look, by the way Aerys, who couldn't even eat, was sent to the medical wing.Suddenly, the little girl appeared, rushed to the table, and began to eat.

Three plates of mashed potato salad, a stack of buttered toast, a plate of blueberry egg tart, and a dozen jam ice creams filled my stomach first.

Started to slow down, one after another firmly sent honey beef sandwiches to his mouth, one bite at a time, usually all the small animals were very ashamed, very puzzled that the teeth in Aerys' mouth might be decorations, and eating was simply impossible. Not chewing (snakes are used to swallow...venomous fangs are used to attack~~).

"No pasta?"

"..." By the way, and, how could she talk while eating when she was full of food?

"What about the pork roll?"

"Why do you suddenly ask these things? It's almost never done in the castle." Why, no matter how much she swallowed, she still couldn't choke, as if she didn't need to drink water.

"I really want to eat."

"...Iris, I remember that you went on a diet to attend the prom some time ago, what's wrong?" This kind of eating method is not missing a meal, it is simply starving for several years, although let's say, her nature is like this, but Such a terrifying attack still shocked countless people.

"There are many ways to go on a diet. I just read about it in a book."

"for example?"

Iris raised his head from the food bowl, and then looked at the professor's chair. Since Mrs. Maxime didn't show up, Hagrid looked extremely depressed, and feebly poked the steak on the plate with his knife.

Carrying a plate full of food, Iris trotted from the Gryffindor table to the end closest to the professor's bench, forcing a row of seventh-grade students to squeeze a seat back, and continued grandiosely her lunch.

The accident obviously took the half-giant by surprise, and yes, no doubt, he liked Aerys because it was a basilisk, spread his hands, well, to be more specific, although Aerys was an "evil Slytherin pet", And it got him kicked out of school, but basilisks are huge, very rare, ahem, very dangerous.

Hagrid poked his head out from the professor's chair. He regretted that Aerys had remained so thin.

"You like Hagrid? I remember you used to like Care of Magical Creatures."

"The book says that everyone should love animals." Two bowls of boiled beans poured down.

"...Well, do you believe what the book says?"

"I only believe in that book, and I believe so myself." The whole pizza stuffed down.

- Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

"You're not on a diet anymore?" The girl in the dormitory ran over.

"I'm on a diet." A long loaf of French raisin bread tore into seven pieces and was gone in ten seconds.

"You...you call this a diet?"

"Yes." There was nothing to see in a big deep pot of seafood soup. She only started drinking water after eating it. "There are many ways to lose weight in the book, and I think the one I use now is the most effective."

"Which?"

"Spend more time with people who are fatter than you."

"...everyone at Hogwarts is fatter than you!"

"No, in terms of diameter—" The hand stuffing the pumpkin pie stopped, staring at Hagrid as if visually observing, and after a while the little girl nodded firmly, "Only Professor Hagrid is the closest to me in thickness."

Hello, diameter, thickness, thick, what are these adjectives.

To be honest, the basilisk was thick enough to be described as a bathroom cubicle, and Hagrid obviously couldn't squeeze into a normal bathroom cubicle.

"Or you can eat as much as you want, just exercise. How about a game of Quidditch?"

"It's too windy." Just kidding, she is a cold-blooded animal, so don't leave the castle in winter.

"Or push-ups, just on the bed."

"Sit on your stomach today, and hold it up tomorrow?"

"... "

In the middle of the night, Iris, who was still lying on the bed, wrote crookedly in a diary with a black cover: "On my thousandth birthday, I had an idol, and they say that an idol is someone you can imitate crazily. It is a cat in the book that the owner gave me. Its name is Garfield. It is very fat. It sleeps and eats all day long. The only exercise it does is to bully a dog named Odie. It is said that it weighs thirteen pounds. I'm so fat that I can't even find my feet, but is thirteen pounds heavy? I must be heavier than that, and most importantly, even if I'm not fat, I can't find my feet, so I'm not afraid of the reason for being fat One more.

When I was four years old, I once met a male striped snake outside the castle. It chased after my traces, came up and praised me for being beautiful and beautiful, and then wanted to get close to me, because only the owner has been close to me. So I swallowed it... Now that I read the book, I know it's love, right?Garfield is right, love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls last forever.Just what does a pork roll taste like?Hogwarts didn't..."

[Harry—] [Aerys!You also swim at night, you... I mean can you change back to a human form, I dare not look into your eyes...] [I didn't open my eyes. ] […Oh, goodbye, I'm rushing back to bed. ][Harry, would you like to be Odie?I'm missing an Audi. ][ah? ]——

The author has something to say: The English sentence written by Ling Cha to the little girl is Weloveyou, feedyou, andneverleaveyou——

We will love you, feed you, and never leave you—English is more atmospheric than ChineseThere are also Garfield's weight loss tips: 1. Don't plan to eat enough to come to the second round, but get enough food for the first time.

2. Adjust the zero point of the scale to negative 5 kg.

3. Absolutely do not eat diet sugar.

4. Don't make friends with a girlfriend who owns a restaurant or pastry shop at home.

5. To lose weight, you should eat more vegetables, so you should eat more pumpkin pies, vegetable biscuits, etc.

6. It is not advisable to eat cold food (except ice cream).

7. Save a little from each meal and don’t eat it all—say, the cherry on the ice cream sundae).

8. Hang out with people who are fatter than you.