Mansangzi

On the 24th, that is, Nizi may be busy all day today, and I am afraid that I will not have time to write, so on the 23rd I tried my best to write the article on the 24th...

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In the temporary office of the Federal Council on the first floor of No. 39, South 144 District, Xuanyuan Zhichun glared fiercely at the young colonel standing in front of him.Ten minutes later, he asked sharply, "What is Article [-] of the Federal Constitution?"

"Absolutely obey orders from superiors."

"Then, Colonel Xuanyuan, as a military officer, have you complied with the provisions of the Federal Constitution?"

"..."

Xuanyuan Zhichun said angrily: "Your task is to protect the safety of Mr. Mang Sangzi, not to make him cry!"

"I can't sit back and watch someone waste food, and it's precious white meat."

"The order given to you by the committee and the military department is to protect the safety of Mr. Mansangzi! You can't just sit back and watch, you can eat it. Who gave you the right to teach Mr. Mansangzi a lesson?! Even make him cry?!"

"..."

"Colonel Xuanyuan, what's even worse is that not only did you not reflect on your words and deeds, but you kicked down the door of Mr. Mang Sangzi's bedroom and frightened him. According to the Supreme Federal Constitution, I have the right to revoke your military rank. From now on From now on, you are no longer a colonel, but an ordinary soldier, and your only job is to protect the safety of Mr. Mansangzi. No matter what Mr. Mansangzi does, you are not allowed to say any more!"

"Yes!"

"Xuanyuan." Bai Shan spoke, and Xuanyuan Zhichun immediately said: "Speaker, as the marshal of the military department, I have the right to do this. Xuanyuan Zhan's mistakes are extremely serious and must not be punished lightly."

Bai Shan shut his mouth, and the others also remained silent.

"Knock knock", someone knocked on the door.Xuanyuan Zhichun stepped forward and opened the door: "Mr. Mang Sangzi?"

"Didn't you call me Xiao Po when there were no outsiders?" Lu Bupo, whose eyes were still red and swollen, came in with a smile, and then greeted everyone with a smile: "Hi, I didn't bother you."

"No! Absolutely not!" Bai Shan said immediately.

"Hee hee, Speaker, don't be so serious." Accompanied by Charlie Jin, Lu Bupo entered the room without looking at Xuanyuan Zhan, and swaggered over to sit next to Bai Shan (there happened to be an empty seat there).The chair was high, and he climbed it.

After sitting down, Lu Bupo looked at Xuanyuan Zhan, his face changed, and he said unhappily: "It's my fault to waste food, but your words are too serious."

"I'm sorry." He bent over and apologized solemnly.

"En." Putting on an official air, Lu Bupo narrowed his eyes, "I'm sorry, is it over? You made me cry." I am your ancestor.

"..."

Xuanyuan Zhichun immediately said: "In the name of the military department, I have removed his rank of colonel."

When Lu Bupo heard this, he was horrified. They are grandparents, so this is not a righteous way to kill relatives.Lu Bupo couldn't help but take a second look at the legendary generalissimo, and then realized that the grandfather and grandson looked alike, at least on the right half of their faces.

"It's not necessary to revoke the rank. Although he made me cry, my lord has a lot, so I don't care about him." Just after finishing speaking, Lu Bupo wanted to slap himself, why forgot that idioms are not allowed here.Sure enough, everyone, including Xuanyuan Zhan, looked at him with piercing eyes, especially Charlie Jin. Fortunately, Xuanyuan Zhan's eyes were only shining for a few seconds.

"Yeah, 'Your Excellency has a lot' means 'the prime minister can hold a boat in his belly'." Oh!Lu Bupo wanted to slap himself twice. "I'll explain this later. Now let's discuss Xuanyuan Zhan bullying me."

"Sorry, I apologize to you."

This "you", Lu Bupo accepted.

"Yeah," Lu Bupo said, rubbing his nose, "If you make a mistake, you have to be punished; I wasted food, and you made me cry, it's my punishment; but you are my bodyguard, making me cry is disrespectful." You don’t like to waste food, but I really can’t get used to the food here, starting today, you will cook for me, this is my punishment for you.”

Everyone was stunned, what kind of punishment was this.Cooking is one of the necessary life skills for Mangxie people.

"NONONO, it's not as simple as you think, you have to cook the meals I like." I wonder if he can temporarily train an exclusive senior chef at the level of a mother, half of which is fine.

Half of the face is very calm. "I can only do the basics."

"I will guide you."

"I accept."

"Okay! As expected of a soldier, it's refreshing enough!"

"Xiao Po, what does refreshing mean?"

Lu Bupo wanted to slap his own mouth.

……

The first day passed with ups and downs and ups and downs.At night, lying on a big bed that could accommodate four of them, Lu Bupo suffered from insomnia on his first night in Mang Xie Xing. ☆Books☆Fragrant☆Family☆No.☆Turning over and looking at the giant sleeping on the other bed, Lu Bupo disturbed him excessively. "Xuanyuan Zhan, are you asleep?"

"No."

"I can not sleep."

"..."

Xuanyuanzhan sat up, and the sensor light on his bedside turned on automatically, which surprised Lu Bupo.

"Xuanyuan Zhan, please tell me about your affairs here. Compared with the oblique star, the earth in my memory is a super backward place."

Glancing in the direction of the door expressionlessly, Xuanyuan Zhan took his photoelectric information book, and after opening it, a video screen appeared in front of Lu Bupo out of thin air.Wow, it's amazing.Lu Bupo also sat up, and the sensor light at his bedside turned on automatically.

"I'm a soldier, and I don't know how to give lectures. Here are all the information about the oblique star." Xuanyuanzhan put his photoelectric information book in front of Lu Bupo, "You can turn the pages directly on the screen, and press this to choose what you want. What to watch."

"Thank you, Xuanyuan Zhan."

Lu Bupo looked at all the pictures he had seen in the movies in amazement, this is the real version.Compared with these, the ones in the movie are like cartoons, too childish.What Xuanyuan Zhan gave him was similar to a human notebook, but much more advanced than a notebook.Layered keyboard, gleaming keys, protective cover that opens automatically... There are only two words to describe it: awesome.

"Xuanyuan Zhan, what's your grandfather's name?" Lu Bupo was deeply impressed by the old man who righteously killed his relatives, and of course the Chairman Bai Eel.

"Xuanyuan Zhichun."

"Pfft!" Lu Bupo said hastily, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. There was a great writer in ancient times who wrote a book called "Dream of Red Mansions". A name like Zhichun is too feminine."

As soon as he finished speaking, the video screen in front of Lu Bupo disappeared. He thought he had broken Xuanyuan Zhan's "advanced notebook".Then, the "notebook" in front of him was thrown aside by Xuanyuan Zhan, and the opponent's eyes were piercing.

"Why, what's the matter?"

"What is "A Dream of Red Mansions"?"

right?Lu Bupo always felt that there was a problem. Wasn't Xuanyuan Zhan "explaining" Mang Xie's history to him?

"Uh... I haven't finished watching it yet."

"The history of the oblique star is very short, and you can read it in two hours." The implication is, let's read it tomorrow.

Thinking about it, Lu Bupo raised his legs: "What benefits do you give me?"

"As long as it does not violate the Supreme Constitution of the Federation."

This is what you said.Sweeping up and down Xuanyuan Zhan, who was fully dressed, Lu Bupo laughed and said, "Show me your mechanical organs." Who knows, just after he finished speaking, Xuanyuan stood up and began to take off his clothes, which surprised Lu Bupo. , this person's way of thinking is definitely comparable to that of my mother.

After a few strokes, there was only a pair of underwear left on Xuanyuan Zhan's body, and almost half of his body was covered with metallic silver luster.Lu Bupo couldn't laugh anymore, Xuanyuan Zhan's body gave him a strong shock, especially the part where the flesh and the machine were connected, which made him feel pain in his body.

"What do you mean when you say that every man has flaws?"

Seeing that he seemed to have seen enough, Xuanyuan Zhan put on his clothes and explained: "After Mang Xie is born, there will be problems in a certain part of the body, which is inevitable."

"Ah? How come? I think Charlie King and the others are all fine?"

"They put fake skins on."

Xuanyuan Zhan quickly got dressed.

Lu Bupo felt very heavy when he thought of the kind Charlie King, the earnest Belin, and the carrot and Shen Yang whose body was mechanical. "Chairman Bai Eel too? So is your grandfather?"

"Without exception. You are the only one who is able-bodied."

Lu Bupo raised his head: "I'm sorry. I shouldn't take your disability as a fun thing."

"No need to apologize."

When Xuanyuanzhan said this, Lu Bupo felt even more uncomfortable.He quickly changed the subject: "By the way, besides Charlie King and the others, there are also your grandfather, Speaker Bai Eel, I don't know who the others are."

Xuanyuanzhan manipulated his photoelectric information book, and the images of those people whose names Lu Bupo didn't know came out.

"Li Yu, Secretary of the Federal Council; Mo Gu, Supreme Prosecutor General of the Federal Council; Huang Jiang, Chairman of the National Committee of the Federal Council."

Lu Bupo's face twitched, carp, mushrooms, turmeric, eel...

"Xuanyuan Pozhen, Commander of the Air Force of the Military Department; Xuanyuan Po Army, Commander of the Marine Corps of the Military Department."

"Wait." Lu Bupo interrupted, "What is the relationship between Xuanyuan Pojun and Xuanyuan Po Formation and you?"

"Xuanyuan Pojun is my uncle, and Xuanyuan Pozhen is my father."

"Your family is all soldiers!"

"Xuanyuan's family has been soldiers for generations." Xuanyuanzhan didn't think there was anything wrong, and continued to introduce, "Shangguan Songfeng, director of the General Affairs Department; Ouyang Xiu, director of the research institute; Sikong Lu, director of the Charter Bureau."

Lu Bupo's face was beating, Xuanyuan, Shangguan, Sikong, Ouyang, the four major families all had double surnames.I can bear to call you Ouyang, but I am actually called Ouyang Xiu!

Xuanyuan Zhan turned off the video, as if waiting for Lu Bupo to explain.

"There is a fish with many scales, called carp, with many thorns; there is a fungus called mushroom, which is delicious; there is a kind of cooking material called turmeric; there is a long snake that lives in water like a snake. The animals are called eels, and the white ones are called white eels. Do the math, how many dishes can a few officials of the committee cook?"

Silence, after an endless silence. "What is fungus? What is stir-fry? What is snake?"

"Kill me!" Lu Bupo wanted to hit the wall.

Xuanyuan Zhan grabbed him and continued to ask: "What else?"

Ahhh, kill me.With tears in his eyes, Lu Bupo said, "'Drunkards don't care about wine, they care about mountains and rivers', have you heard that?" The other party's eyes lit up immediately: "No. What do you mean?"

"Don't worry about what it means. This sentence comes from "The Drunkard's Pavilion". Do you know who the author is?"

Seeing that Xuanyuan Zhan's eyes became like light bulbs: "Who is it?"

"Ouyang Xiu."

"..."

Outside the door, Belin, who was lying on the door and eavesdropping, kept recording every word he overheard, so excited!This is just so exciting!