Mansangzi

"Woo la la, woo la la, ah woo la, miss dad, miss mom, want to go home... woo la la, woo la la, ah la la, miss dad, miss mom, want to go home..."

Lu Bupo, who was carried off the aircraft by Xuanyuan Zhan, started singing as soon as he entered the apartment.If people on earth heard it, they would definitely kick him, so the beautiful "Dae Jang Geum Theme Song" was ruined like this.Although Xuanyuan Zhan didn't drink, he knew that Lu Bupo was drinking madly.With his hands clasped tightly on Lu Bupo who was bouncing around on his back, he strode upstairs and entered his and Lu Bupo's bedroom.Before the person was put down, someone knocked on the door downstairs.

"Gulu, go and open the door."

Charlie Jin, who was busy taking care of Lu Bupo, said in a hurry.Xuanyuan Zhan squatted down beside the bed, and Charlie Jin and Belin helped get Lu Bupo onto the bed.Lying on the bed, Lu Bupo took off the bead string pinned on the top of his head and threw it out, Shen Yang narrowly caught it.Then he tore off the uncomfortable belt and went out again, and Rob narrowly caught it.

Lu Bupo was still singing: "Woo la la, woo la la, ah la la, woo la la, woo la la, ah la la..."

At this time, Gulu ran up: "Gulu, Gulu? Gulu."

Charlie Jin looked at Xuanyuan Zhan, Xuanyuan Zhan said: "You go, let him ask Minister Shangguan if he has any questions." Here Lu Bupo started to play drunken fist, fearing that he would hurt himself, Xuanyuan Zhan pressed his arm .Seeing this, Charlie King no longer hesitated, got up and walked out.

Downstairs, Shangguan Nong was waiting there anxiously. When he saw Charlie Jin coming down, he immediately asked, "Charlie Jin, how is Mr. Mansangzi?"

"Little, um, Mr. Mang Sangzi is drunk and we are taking care of him." In desperation, Charlie King almost said "Xiao Po" in front of "outsiders".

Shangguan Nong took out a small bottle from his pocket and handed it to Charlie Jin: "Mr. Mang Sangzi's body has just recovered, and he must be very uncomfortable. This is 'Xiaolu'. You pour a few drops into the cup, and then add half a cup Give Mr. Mansangzi a drink of water, he will feel better."

"'Xiaolu'?" Charlie Jin took it in surprise. This is a very precious tonic for the people of Shuichuan.As expected of the director of the Shangguan, he is always so careful. "Thank you, Director Shangguan."

"Then go and take care of Mr. Mansangzi, I have something else to do." After finishing speaking, Shangguan Nong smiled at Charlie Jin, turned around and left gracefully.Looking at his leaving back, Charlie Jin said to himself: "Director Shangguan deserves to be Director Shangguan."

When Charlie Jin returned with the water glass dripped with "Xiaolu", Lu Bupo had already calmed down, curled up beside Xuanyuan Zhan's legs and closed his eyes.Charlie King said in a low voice: "Director Shangguan came to send 'Xiaolu' off. Is Xiao Po asleep?" Belin shook his head.

"Charlie King..." Lu Bupo shouted in a low voice.

Charlie Jin hurried forward: "Little Po, come, drink some water."

Xuanyuan Zhan immediately helped Lu Bupo up, took the water cup and fed him water.After drinking, Lu Bupo stretched out his arms to hug Charlie Jin: "Charlie Jin, how is my performance tonight?" Like a child asking for a reward from his mother.

"Xiao Po's performance is very good. Xiao Po, thank you." Charlie Jin gently stroked Lu Bupo's head and hugged him tightly.

"Charlie King, I should be rewarded for my good performance, right?"

"What does Xiao Po want?"

Lu Bupo raised his head unsteadily, his eyes blurred: "Reward... Charlie Jin, you can call me 'Little Po boy'."

want this?Charlie King didn't ask much, and said, "Little poor boy."

Lu Bupo's eye circles turned red immediately, he forced a smile and said, "Call again."

"Little brat."

Hugging Charlie Jin again, Lu Bupo buried his head in front of her, breathing nasally.There was a touch of sadness in the house, and Charlie Jin hugged Lu Bupo tightly, knowing that he was homesick.

"Carrot, you will send me a pair of chopsticks for Farib later. It's in the drawer of my bedside table."

"I'll go now."

Luo Bo quickly found a bundle of coccyx bones wrapped in a towel by Lu Bupo from the drawer, and without being surprised, he took two and left.

"Find a nicer box to wrap it in."

"I see."

Rob is gone.

"Charlie King, there will definitely be many people coming to see me tomorrow, and I won't see anyone except my own people. If you have any questions, let them ask the speaker and they go. You have to block it for me."

"Don't worry, little po."

Lu Bupo let go of Charlie Jin with a smile on his face. "Hehehe, then, I have nothing to do, I want to sleep."

"Okay." After laying Lu Bupo flat, Charlie Jin covered him with a quilt.After a while, Lu Bupo's breathing became steady and he fell asleep.After he fell asleep, Charlie King cried.She hurriedly wiped away her tears and got up and walked out. Bie Lin and Shen Yang also felt a little uncomfortable, so they also left quietly and closed the door.

Xuanyuan Zhan sat on the edge of the bed and kept looking at Lu Bupo. Those red patterns were still on his body, so he got up and went to the bathroom to get a wet towel and wipe it for Lu Bupo.

"Xuanyuan battle."

"Ah."

The action of wiping did not stop, Xuanyuan Zhan seemed to know that Lu Bupo was in a fake sleep.

"I miss my parents, and I miss it even more after drinking, and I can't control it."

"Ah."

Xuanyuanzhan wiped Lu Bupo's left hand.

"You mustn't laugh at me."

"Ah."

Went to the bathroom to wash the towel, and then came back to wipe it for Lu Bupo.

"I feel guilty today."

"why?"

"I stole the fruits of Gulu's labor. Those stars were basically broken by Gulu, and I only broke two."

Xuanyuan Zhan wiped his right hand. "Gulu won't mind such a small matter."

"Hehe," Lu Bupo kicked off the quilt, "Don't forget to wipe my feet."

"Ah."

Wash the towel and start wiping your arms.

"What words are written in the stars?" Xuanyuan Zhan began to ask.

"Hehe, that's Tibetan. It's the language of a nation on earth. My mother thinks Tibetan is very beautiful, so I learned a few to please her. It's the ones I wrote in the stars today. I don't even care about it." I know what those words mean. Haha, you are all blindfolded by me."

Xuanyuan Zhan kept moving, and said: "You only have words written in the stars on the upper layer, and the people of Hanji will find out."

Lu Bupo shook his head: "Impossible. Based on what I know about those religious fanatics, they can't open up those stars one by one to see. And they probably won't be able to fold them back. I guess, Fari After Bu brought the bottle of stars back, he will definitely put it away, and he will never find out, so don’t worry." ☆Scholar☆Xiang☆Men☆Di☆As he spoke, Lu Bupo became even more proud, and chuckled lightly: "Actually I didn't expect that those thousand stars would move the people of Hanji so much. It turns out that this move can kill men, women and children, haha."

"Have you used it before?" Xuanyuan Zhan slowed down.

"That's what girls do. I have a best friend who grew up. She believes that a thousand stars can bring good luck, but she is lazy, so she forced me to fold stars for her. Ah, that time my Her fingers hurt for a week, but she ended up chasing a senior from another school with those [-] stars too much. What was even more extreme, she thought he was too enthusiastic after chasing him, so she dumped him. I The trick I used today was learned from her. She is a terrible woman like my mother."

Thinking of Hao Jia, Lu Bupo's nose started to feel sore.Although that woman was terrible, he missed her very much now, and missed the days when she and his mother ravaged him together.

Xuanyuan Zhan wiped Lu Bupo's face, and Lu Bupo said with a smile, "Xuanyuan Zhan, I think you are a big idiot."

The wiping action stopped suddenly.

"I asked you to find chopsticks for me, but you actually went to pull out other people's tails, and you pulled out so many of them that you hurt yourself. Are you an idiot?"

"..." Continue to wipe.

"Xuanyuan Zhan, don't you deny it, you are a super idiot sometimes." Lu Bupo scratched his neck, and then pulled off the cloth on his body, "Phew, it's comfortable. This cloth is uncomfortable, it makes me itchy , I endured it while eating." With only a pair of boxer briefs left on his body, Lu Bupo's body was covered with red spots, as if he was allergic.He reached out to grab it, and someone grabbed his hand.

"I'll get the medicine, don't grab it." Xuanyuan Zhan quickly left the room and went downstairs to get the medicine.As soon as he walked with his front feet, Lu Bupo started scratching at his back feet, itching to death.What kind of cloth did Xuanyuan Zhan find for him? It is good-looking and soft, but why is it so itchy?The more he scratched, the more itchy, Lu Bupo felt his butt was itching.With a dizzy head, he took off his underwear and grabbed them vigorously, only then did he feel more comfortable.

When Xuanyuan Zhan quickly came back and opened the door of the room, he saw Lu Bupo grabbing his body with both hands, he immediately locked the door and rushed to the bedside to hold his hands.

"I itch."

"You can't catch it. Bear with it, I'll give you medicine."

Seeing that Lu Bupo's body was scratched, Xuanyuan Zhan immediately squeezed out the ointment and began to apply it on Lu Bupo's neck. Half of his face was cold, and there was self-blame in his eyes.He shouldn't have asked Ge Lie to find Bu, he should have gone by himself.

The place where the medicine was applied felt a little more comfortable, Lu Bupo said: "I seem to be allergic to this kind of fabric. Well, although it is a bit uncomfortable, it is also good, and now I have an excuse not to see customers."

Rubbing all the way to his abdomen, the blue veins on Xuanyuan Zhan's forehead trembled, and a large red spot appeared on Lu Bupo's body. The allergy this time was very serious.Avoiding his naked lower body, Xuanyuan Zhan put medicine on his thigh.

"Ha!" Lu Bupo suddenly called out, waving Xuanyuan Zhan's hand away, "I'll do it myself here."

Xuanyuan Zhan's eyes were dark, and he continued.

"Ah! I'll do it myself." Waving Xuanyuan Zhan's hand away again, Lu Bupo sat up, a little embarrassed, "Give it to me, I'll wipe it myself."

Xuanyuan Zhan frowned, but still gave the medicine to Lu Bupo.When I lowered my head, I found myself naked! , the open legs showed his little brother Chi Guoguo in front of Xuanyuan Zhan.Although the other party is also a boy, he has been bathing by himself since he was 5 years old, and it is somewhat unnatural for him not to sleep with his parents anymore.

With both legs closed, it felt even weirder, Lu Bupo said awkwardly: "Xuanyuan Zhan, turn around." Why does it feel so weird?

Xuanyuanzhan blamed himself and was in a hurry, the red spots on Lu Bupo's body pierced his heart.Now if this guy doesn't take the medicine quickly, why is he dawdling?He pushed Lu Bupo down and grabbed the medicine.

"What are you doing!"

"Apply the medicine!"

Pressing Lu Bupo with one hand, Xuanyuan Zhan squeezed the ointment onto Lu Bupo's thigh, then threw the ointment aside, and rubbed it on him.

"Haha, hehehe, don't, it's very itchy." Lu Bupo bent his knees and kicked Xuanyuan Zhan's hand, feeling the itchy flesh all over his body, and then twisted his body to break free.

"Don't move around!" Furious and anxious, Xuanyuan Zhan went to bed, separated Lu Bupo's legs, held him down, and forcibly administered medicine to him.

"Haha, don't! Itch!" Lu Bupo struggled, and suddenly, he froze, his mind went blank for an instant.Xuanyuan Zhan, who accidentally touched his little brother because of Lu Bupo's struggle, stared blankly at someone's little brother covered by his palm, and didn't take it away immediately, and didn't move around.

After waiting for a few seconds, Zhong Xuanyuanzhan still hadn't moved, Lu Bupo gritted his teeth and said, "Your hand! No, take it away!" His voice was a little unsteady.Xuanyuan Zhan let go of his hand like an electric shock, but to Lu Bupo's shame and anger, his little brother was covered by his hand again in the next second.

"What are you doing! Take it away!"

"It's hard."

Lu Bupo wanted to chop Xuanyuan Zhan to death with his palm, how could this bastard say these three words calmly and expressionlessly!

"Isn't it hard because of your hand?! You still haven't taken your hand away!"

Xuanyuan Zhan didn't take his hand away, he was still Gai Lu Bupo's little brother. "You can't be hard."

"Damn it!" The furious Lu Bupo pushed Xuanyuan Zhan away with some strength, his eyes were burning, "Why can't I be tough?!"

Xuanyuan Zhan didn't explain, but just pushed Lu Bupo back hard again, covered his avatar with a big hand, and pressed slightly: "Xiao Po, let it soften."

"Damn it! Why is it soft when you touch it? No! Why should I be soft?" He is still a bit hard today!

Xuanyuan Zhan still didn't explain, but suddenly squeezed his big hand hard, Lu Bupo cried out in pain, and his little brother softened successfully.Only then did Xuanyuan Zhan let go.

"I rely on you bastard!" Lu Bupo rushed over naked, Xuanyuan Zhan didn't resist, and let him press himself on the bed and punch him.

"Say! Why can't I be hard?! Why pinch me?!"

Xuanyuan Zhan let him fight without making a sound.

"Say it! You bastard!" Lu Bupo punched Xuanyuan Zhan in the face, but Xuanyuan Zhan remained silent.

"Say! Say!" Lu Bupo punched again, Xuanyuan Zhan's mouth turned blue, but he still didn't make a sound.

Lu Bupo was furious, and he didn't care if he was naked or not, and he didn't care if his little brother was resting on Xuanyuan Zhan's belly.He straddled Xuanyuan Zhan's waist and clenched his fists.

"You don't want to say it. Okay, very good." Looking through his mother's novels in his brain, Lu Bupo sneered, "I'll give you one more chance at last, say it!"

Xuanyuan Zhan closed his eyes and made up his mind not to speak.

"Okay, you have guts!" Lu Bupo gritted his teeth, and then he was heartbroken, lowered his head and bit Xuanyuan Zhan's nipple through his clothes, and held his avatar through his pants with one hand.

Xuanyuan Zhan opened his eyes almost at the same time, his body shook, and he subconsciously turned over to throw Lu Bupo out.Lu Bupo had been on guard for a long time, his legs clamped tightly around his waist, the other hand clenched the head of the bed, bit his teeth and rubbed his nipples lightly, Xuanyuan Zhan's body that was about to jump fell back heavily.

Lu Bupo's hands were not idle either, he groped around Xuanyuan Zhan's lower body indiscriminately, he felt Xuanyuan Zhan was hardening, and thought: Don't you want me to be hard?I see what to do if you are hard!

Xuanyuan Zhan took a few deep breaths, broke away Lu Bupo's hand holding the bedpost, clasped his shoulders with both hands, and with a force from the waist, turned Lu Bupo over and pressed him under him.Lu Bupo let go, raised his head and bit Xuanyuan Zhan's neck with his mouth, and licked the kiss vigorously with his tongue, Xuanyuan Zhan's body limp and lay on him.

Lu Bupo's internal organs and six lungs were almost pushed out, he coughed a few times, and when Xuanyuan Zhan held his hand, he bit Xuanyuan Zhan's earlobe again, teasing with the tip of his tongue.With his hands clasped, Lu Bupo sneered, and bent his legs to continue rubbing against Xuanyuan Zhan's lower body, which was already hard.

Xuanyuanzhan clasped Lu Bupo's hands with one hand, covered his mouth with the other hand, and pressed his legs with two legs, panting heavily, half of his face was covered with sweat.Lu Bupo sneered, opened his mouth, and licked it lightly with the tip of his tongue.Xuanyuan Zhan suddenly took his hand away, breathing more heavily.

"You're hard, Xuanyuan Zhan." Lu Buchao smiled. When the other party showed undue panic due to his physical reaction, he took advantage of his unpreparedness to pull out his hands, flexed his right foot, and evaded Xuanyuan Zhan. At the beginning, he turned over and pressed Xuanyuan Zhan under him again, and then he used the jackhammer, and he couldn't turn over under Xuanyuan Zhan.

"Don't think that you can succeed every time. I am also a person who has learned kung fu. I was not experienced in actual combat when you succeeded before, and I fell into your way." Untied Xuanyuan Zhan's belt, unzipped the pants chain, Lu Bupo Reach in directly from the back and touch through the panties.Hearing Xuanyuan Zhan's panting made Lu Bupo a little hairy, but he was determined to pry out what he wanted to know from Xuanyuan Zhan's mouth, he gritted his teeth, and put one hand into Xuanyuan Zhan's underwear.

"Say! Why can't I be hard?"

It was the first time for Lu Bupo to touch another man's little brother, but it was still within his tolerance.And Xuanyuan Zhan, who is usually extremely powerful, was pinned down by him and couldn't move, which made him feel very fulfilled.Pointing his fingers deep, Lu Bupo grabbed Xuanyuan Zhan's little brother, stroked it up and down, and threatened.

Xuanyuan Zhan gritted his teeth tightly, his eyes were blazing with fire.Lu Bupo is not afraid of him, he has hardened into this appearance, so he is not afraid that he will not speak.Xuanyuanzhan tried to turn over again, but Lu Bupo held him down with his left hand and pressed hard on his waist, making him unable to get up.He held Xuanyuan Zhan's little brother for a few times, and after the opponent lost his strength, he forced him to ask: "Say! Why can't I be hard?!"

Whether it is hard is one thing, whether it can be is another thing, why can't he be hard!Lu Bupo didn't care how sexual the question was, he only wanted the answer.

A light flashed in Xuanyuan Zhan's eyes, he suddenly stretched out his hand, and accurately grasped Lu Bupo's little brother on his belly.Lu Bupo's waist went limp, he was dizzy, and he was pressed under him.Xuanyuan Zhan's trousers fell off, and the little brother was exposed straight out of his underwear, as embarrassing as he could be.Lu Bupo was not much better either, he didn't have a fig leaf on his body, and was covered with allergic erythema, his hair was messed up during the fight just now, it was completely different from his elegant and glamorous appearance tonight.

"why?"

Angrily, Lu Bupo asked again.

Xuanyuan Zhan, who was aroused by desire, endured very hard, the veins on his forehead were exposed, and even his half mechanical face seemed to be struggling at the moment.

"Can't be hard." The rough voice was still the same, Xuanyuan Zhan's hands tightly grasped Lu Bupo's wrist, panting heavily.

"Why?" Lu Bupo bent his legs and continued to tease Xuanyuan Zhan's bottom line.

Xuanyuan Zhan seemed to have no strength to stop him, his breathing became heavier and heavier, and the veins on the back of his hands were bulging.Letting go of Lu Bupo's wrist, he clenched his fists on Lu Bupo's side and clenched his teeth.

"Why?" Seeing him so uncomfortable, Lu Bupo's heart softened.Putting his legs down, he lowered his voice: "I just want to know why? This is an instinctive physiological reaction, why can't you? How can you be considered my best friend, why can't you tell me?"

Xuanyuan Zhan bent his arms and fell on Lu Bupo's body, resting his head on Lu Bupo's head, panting heavily.Seeing him so uncomfortable, Lu Bupo hesitated for a long time, reached out and held his little brother, forget it, let him solve it first.

"Don't touch it!" Xuanyuan Zhan roared, and Lu Bupo was so frightened that he quickly let go.

Hearing Xuanyuan Zhan's gasping more and more heavily, Lu Bupo couldn't help but said, "How about you solve it yourself? I'll take a shower." He was about to get out from under Xuanyuan Zhan.

"Don't move!" Xuanyuan Zhan kept that posture still.

Lu Bupo quickly lay down again, and said a little angrily: "You are so uncomfortable, and you won't let me help you, then you can solve it yourself, don't you want me to watch it on the spot?" Zhan ignored Lu Bupo, he calmed himself down, and no matter how calm he was, he tried his best to suppress the desire in his abdomen.But this time, desire was out of his control.He lowered his waist subconsciously, but it touched Lu Bupo's body stiffly, and the desire that could not be suppressed was about to collapse.

In this hand-to-hand contest between the two, Xuanyuan Zhan was unexpectedly at a disadvantage.Lu Bupo didn't have the heart to find out what was wrong, Xuanyuan Zhan's body made noises due to the suppression, he was a little scared, he was not afraid of what Xuanyuan Zhan would do to him, he was afraid that Xuanyuan Zhan would suffocate himself to death. "You would rather suffocate yourself than solve it, are you a pig?"

Xuanyuan Zhan finally spoke: "Those who are not married cannot be hard."

"What shit! Don't tell me you old man didn't solve it yourself."

"No."

Lu Bupo almost vomited blood: "I can't see that you are so innocent, even if you suffocate yourself, you will leave the first time to your wife."

"For the first time, the sperm survival rate is the highest."

It took Lu Bupo a long time to react before he understood what this sentence meant. "Then you should suffocate yourself. You are an animal that lives purely for future generations." The feeling guy doesn't want him to force him to leave the first time to that belly, no, not yet Wife who knows which incubator it's in!

"Then suffocate yourself, and don't forget to write on your epitaph that you suffocated for chastity!" Pushing Xuanyuan Zhan away, Lu Bupo rushed into the bathroom with his butt naked, and immediately rushed out again , found a pair of underwear in the closet, rushed back, and closed the door forcefully.