Mansangzi

From childhood to adulthood, apart from being abused by his mother, Lu Buli was the only one who abused others.Now, not only was he face-to-face humiliated by a person who was more embarrassing than T-800 and had a paralyzed face, but he was also smeared with toothpaste (he forgot that it was he who wanted to apply toothpaste).Lu Bupo was angry, sad, and wronged.

"Xiao Po, don't cry, open the door." Charlie King in pajamas kept knocking on the door of the bathroom.But the people inside were just crying and there was no other movement.

Bie Lin, Shen Yang, Luo Bo, and Gulu were all outside the bathroom trying to persuade the people inside to open the door, but they could only occasionally hear the people inside crying: "I want to go home!"

The chief culprit, Xuanyuan Zhan, was once again brought up by Generalissimo Xuanyuan Zhichun of the military department who rushed over after hearing the news, and mentioned the lessons learned in the temporary conference room on the first floor.This time Xuanyuan Zhan didn't defend himself, because no matter how he defended, he was the one who was wrong.Mr. Mang Sangzi cried, this is the first-class crime in the federal secret constitution, so he didn't explain it at all.Whether he was dismissed or exiled, Xuanyuan Zhan just stood there to accept the reprimand from the officer.

How did things get to this point?Let's rewind the shot ten minutes ago.Ten minutes ago, the toothpaste in Lu Bupo's hand was only 0.01 meters away from Xuanyuan Zhan's hair, and the moment the toothpaste was squeezed out, Xuanyuan Zhan, the former captain of the special operations team, naturally sensed the danger, and reflexively fought back, throwing The person who was about to sneak attack him was instantly crushed under him, and the opponent had no power to fight back.And the strip of red toothpaste that was squeezed out happened to land on the enemy's face, like a strip of ketchup that was sprayed in the wrong place.Of course, Xuanyuan Zhan didn't have the term ketchup in his head.In short, a strip of red toothpaste was "squeezed" along Lu Bupo's left eye to the corner of his right mouth very neatly.

"what!!"

Lu Bupo screamed reflexively, which was heard by Belin who was bugging at the door.Belling quickly pressed the alarm button on his body, and the whole apartment issued a piercing siren.Gulu woke up, Charlie Jin woke up, Luo Bo woke up, Shen Yang woke up, and Lu Bupo's neighbor, old man Xuanyuan Zhichun, uncle Xuanyuan Pozhen and Xuanyuan Pojun also woke up.

The most fatal mistake of the whole affair was that Behring not only sounded the siren, but broke in.He saw the red strip of toothpaste on Lu's face, and the tube of toothpaste that was spitting out "ketchup" in his hand, and soon, Charlie King, who rushed in the second time, Luo Bo and Shen Yang also saw the crime scene.Before Lu Bupo had time to annihilate the evidence and make himself a victim, others saw his embarrassment. If he had the face to face others, he would not be Lu Bupo, he would be Lu Buli.

"Woo...I want to go home...Mom, I want to go home..."

Sitting in the egg nest and crying, Lu Bupo blushed, and the more he thought about it, the more unwilling he became, and the more he thought about it, the more embarrassing he became.Not only did he not harm the paralyzed man Xuanyuan Zhan, but he also put himself in it, throwing his embarrassment to the earth.After wiping his dry face, Lu Bupo continued to cry, "No way, he has to find a way to save face, otherwise how can he be the ancestor of others in the future.

Hearing Charlie Jin and the others anxiously calling outside, Lu Bupo finally felt a little guilty.Wipe some water under his eyes to see if the toothpaste on his face has been wiped clean, and he opened the door with tears hanging down his face.

As soon as the door opened, Charlie King's mother bent down worriedly: "Little Po, don't lock yourself up alone next time, I'm very worried about you."

"Xiao Po, I'm also worried about you." Luo Bo, Shen Yang and Belin followed suit.

The guilt in Lu Bupo's heart is not a little bit, it is accumulating and growing.He sniffled: "It's okay, I just miss my family. I miss home and want to chat with Xuanyuan Zhan, but he is already asleep, so I just wanted to make a joke with him, but I didn't expect him to take it seriously."

Mother Charlie King said very unhappy: "I have already reported this matter to Marshal Xuanyuan. As your bodyguard, Colonel Xuanyuan not only failed to fulfill his duty as a bodyguard, but always made you cry. The committee and the military department should Educate Colonel Xuanyuan well, the special operations team has no discipline at all in some respects."

Lu Bupo's guilt was about to overflow, he hurriedly wiped away his "tears" innocently, and hugged Charlie Jin: "Charlie Jin, I'm very scared."

"Don't be afraid, Xiao Po, we will protect you." Charlie King's mother's nose was sore.

"If I'm not the Mansangzi you expected at all, if I'm just a little kid, will you still protect me and take care of me, will you be good to me?" Very wronged.

"Of course. Even if Xiao Po doesn't understand anything, I will take care of you like my own child. Xiao Po, don't put pressure on yourself. The reason why we are willing to take care of you and accompany you is not because you know idioms, or Knowing ancient culture is just because you are Mansangzi, which we brought back from our vanished hometown, and it is our longing for the past.”

"Charlie King..." Lu Bupo was moved again, temporarily suppressing the growing guilt, he hugged Charlie King tightly.As a mother, Charlie King was much kinder than my mother.Woohoo, but he still wants to go home, is this heartless?

After reacting to himself for a long time, Lu Bupo let go of Charlie Jin, and said aggrievedly: "Xuanyuan Zhan is not to blame for what happened this time, but I shouldn't be joking with him. I'll go and explain it to Uncle Zhichun, and let him not blame Xuanyuan Zhan." It would be better to remove his official title.

Charlie Kim's mother immediately said seriously: "No, even if it is out of a soldier's intuition, as the captain of the special operations team, Colonel Xuanyuan can completely detect that it is you who is approaching him. I can say that he shot you on purpose. Colonel Xuanyuan should Received the harshest lesson from the committee and the military."

no need.Lu Bupo hurriedly said: "Forget it, he is a soldier, his body reaction is one step faster than his head, I don't think he did it on purpose." Did he really do it on purpose?

Belin said at this moment: "Colonel Xuanyuan is one of the best soldiers in the Federation. His judgment can't be so bad. I can be 100% sure that he did it on purpose."

What? !Lu Bupo became angry, did that guy deliberately make him make a fool of himself?The corner of his mouth turned down in an instant, Lu Bupo squeezed out tears desperately, hugged Charlie Jin and cried loudly: "How could he treat me like this? He is taller than me, stronger than me, and older than me. How can he bully me?" Such a weak child, he is too much, he must be severely punished."

"Xiao Po, don't cry, I will appeal to the committee." Charlie Kim's mother held the crying little Po child, and was about to cry again.

Xuanyuan Zhan, if you are not a gentleman, don't blame me for being a villain.

One hour after the "toothpaste incident", Xuanyuan Zhan's colonel rank was revoked by the military for the second time. This time, Lu Bupo did not intercede for him, but complained silently to everyone with his two red and swollen eyes. The "violence".When the news reached the Federal Council, it turned into Xuanyuan Zhan sneaking up on Mr. Mang Sangzi in the middle of the night and squeezing toothpaste on Mr. Mang Sangzi's face viciously.At 2:[-] in the middle of the night, the Federal Council issued an internal emergency notice: Sergeant Xuanyuan Zhan (the name for ordinary soldiers) has repeatedly been rude to Mr. Mang Sangzi, revoked all positions and ranks of Sergeant Xuanyuan Zhan in the army; During the period of protecting the safety of Mr. Mang Sangzi, similar vicious incidents are not allowed to happen again, otherwise, they will be sent to the military court in accordance with the first article of the military law-"those who repeatedly disobey the orders of their superiors and behave badly" will be sent to the military court.

Two minutes after receiving this notice, Xuanyuan Zhan walked up from the first floor to the second floor with a half-faced face. Under the gaze of all eyes (four pairs of human eyes, one pair of robot eyes), he pushed Mr. Mang Sangzi away. bedroom, bowed stiffly and apologized to the sobbing person sitting on the bed: "I'm sorry, Mr. Mansangzi."

Hmph, seeing that half of the twitching face, Lu Bupo felt secretly refreshed.Pretending to be an adult who doesn't remember the faults of villains, he raised a hand: "Stay flat, be more careful next time."

Xuanyuan Zhan clenched his fists and clenched his teeth. Lu Bupo didn't know if he had read it wrong. He seemed to see that half of Xuanyuan Zhan's mechanical face was also twitching.He was a little scared all of a sudden, but he must not back down, otherwise his face would be lost.Looking at Xuanyuanzhan seriously, Lu Bupo said in his heart: I am your ancestor.

The third confrontation between Lu Bupo and Xuanyuan Zhan was a complete victory.

Seeing that Xuanyuan Zhan had admitted his mistake, Charlie Jin and the others went back upstairs to sleep in peace.Xuanyuan Zhan slowly closed the bedroom door, and the guilty Lu Bupo watched Xuanyuan Zhan stiffly return to his bed and lie down vigilantly, the guilt bubbles in his heart began to bubble out again.The sensor light was turned off, and the bedroom was instantly dark.In the darkness, Lu Bupo could clearly hear Xuanyuan Zhan's angry breathing.

Lu Bupo lay down slowly, watching all directions and listening to all directions, afraid that Xuanyuan Zhan would suddenly jump up and beat him.After waiting for a long time, Xuanyuan Zhan was still lying there motionless like a zombie, Lu Bupo gradually relaxed his nerves.After waiting for a long time, Xuanyuan Zhan seemed to have fallen asleep, his breathing was not so heavy, Lu Bupo yawned several times, his eyelids were heavy. ☆Books☆Fragrant☆Family☆No.☆ Lu Bupo, who did bad things, slept soundly and deeply. When he woke up, he stretched comfortably.Lu Bupo couldn't help laughing as the events of last night came to mind.Turning his head, Xuanyuan Zhan had already gotten up and was not in the room. Lu Bupo got up and got out of bed and walked into the bathroom.Uh, why is your face so cold.

Walking to the washbasin, Lu Bupo habitually looked up in the mirror.

"Ah! Ugh!"

Shouting, he was suddenly covered by someone from behind, and saw a giant with half of his face quickly wrapped a cloth strip around his mouth, and then...then he was pushed onto the sink.

"Crack! Crack! Crack!" The giant palm slapped her delicate little butt three times.

"Uh! Uh! Uhhhh (Xuanyuan Zhan)!"

After beating Lu Bupo, the expressionless man untied his cloth strip, said calmly: "You are not only capricious, but also hateful." Then he walked away coolly without looking back.

After being smeared with toothpaste and slapped three times, Lu Bupo yelled at the unoccupied bathroom after panicking, "Xuanyuan Zhan! You and I swear against each other!"

Xuanyuan Zhan, who was exercising in the bedroom, pretended not to hear. Isn't he just exiled? It's not like he hasn't been there before.

The fourth confrontation between Lu Bupo and Xuanyuan Zhan... was completely defeated.