Old Liu

The fat-hearted Bai Yu chatted with Lao Liu in a pleasant manner. Xu Xiaoming often said that Lao Liu was soft-hearted, and couldn't resist three good words. Tears ran in my heart: Why did the little bastard of Lei's family find such a baby when he was gay, and my nephew knew that he had a gloomy face all day long?When will you find me a nephew and daughter-in-law and give birth to a fat boy?

Lao Liu sent Bai Yu out, all the way to the gate, and only walked back after watching his car go away in the dust.Bai Yu called Lei Zheng in the car: "You son of a bitch, your wife is fine, it's normal for her stomach to swell, and it will swell even more after a while, like a watermelon."

Lei Zheng's black line swelled like a watermelon, is that normal?

"Haha, take your time and wait for your wife to turn into a watermelon." The other side hung up after finishing speaking, Lei Zheng was so angry that he stood up with a bang, and the faces of the people in the meeting turned green and blue with fright...

After Lao Liu sent Bai Yu off, he realized that it was past one o'clock. That smiling uncle was full of jokes and gossip, and the time passed by talking to him so quickly.That uncle whose laughter makes people's eardrums itch is really cheerful. It would be nice to be able to talk to him every day in the future.Old Liu, who was so bored and moldy, had such an idea.

Just after entering the door, the butler Bai appeared from nowhere and said behind Old Liu, "Master Xiao Mao is waiting for you to have dinner together."

Little yellow hair waiting for me to eat?Which song is this singing again?Shouldn't it be a Hongmen banquet?

Butler Bai walked straight ahead, still with a dismissive expression, Lao Liu had no choice but to follow to the restaurant, where the food was already set, how could the two of them finish eating such a sumptuous table?The wine and meat of the rich family stinks, the road is frozen to death, really, a poem popped out of Lao Liu's head, bah bah bah, he still has the mood to recite poetry at this time.Li Xiaomao was holding a chicken leg in one hand, and sucking and drinking soup with a spoon in the other. The movement was loud enough. Old Liu turned his head to see the reaction of Butler Bai, who knew that Butler Bai just smiled and said: "Young master, slow down!" Eat something." Old Liu was depressed, isn't the difference in treatment too obvious?Naturally, I deserve your cold snort, and the little yellow hair has to serve you with a smile?Lao Liu was disgusted like he swallowed a fly, and he had no desire to eat at all.

At this time, Li Xiaomao saw Lao Liu, with a handsome face smiling like a flower, and said with his greasy mouth: "Sister-in-law, come and eat, it won't taste good when it's cold." Those rascal paws also waved Then, invite Lao Liu to the table.

Sister-in-law... sister-in-law?Old Liu's face was stiff. He thought of the kind of family with three wives and four concubines. The concubine called the main wife "sister" alluringly, and then said proudly in his heart: Ugly woman, old woman, you are already old, and your husband will not want you anymore. , From now on, here will be my master.It feels like a Hong Kong drama.Then how should I answer him, sister, let's take good care of my husband from now on?In fact, I am the concubine later, okay?

Li Xiaomao put his hand that had grabbed the chicken leg into his mouth and sucked it. He graciously packed food for Lao Liu and kept asking him to eat more. He was a very enthusiastic child. To say the least, we became good friends.I can eat it myself, I can eat it with a bald head, and A Dai can eat it even more, but Lao Liu has never seen Li Xiaomao so edible.As if the food had an enmity with him, he ate it all the way, and at the end of the meal, Lao Liu had to snatch his bowl, saying: "Let's not eat, that's enough." a gastric perforation.

Li Xiaomao obediently asked him to take the bowl away, licked the corner of his mouth like a cat and said, "Hey, sister-in-law, after dinner, let's take a nap together, my bed is also very soft."

Sleep after eating, aren't you afraid of turning into a pig?Besides, who wants to take a nap with you?

Li Xiaomao threw himself on Lao Liu's body reluctantly, and said in a mournful voice, "Sister-in-law, go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep..." Lao Liu was dizzy from his chanting like a mantra, and was about to yell He, Li Xiaomao, suddenly squatted on the ground and said, "Ah... ah, my stomach hurts." The voice was also mournful, and suddenly he burst into tears, like a child.Old Liu was taken aback, squatted down quickly, and saw his pale face and purple lips, which didn't seem to be pretending, and thought to himself: Oops, he just ate too much.What kind of careless children are these.Quickly helped him up, and asked him: "Where is the bathroom on the first floor?" Li Xiaomao pointed in the direction weakly, and Lao Liu directly dragged him over, fixed Li Xiaomao by the sink, and pried him open. Li Xiaomao began to lick his mouth, and Li Xiaomao yelled at him, and finally vomited it out. Old Liu didn't pay attention, and vomited all over him. happy.

This bathroom is really the bathroom of Li Xiaomao's room. He vomited all over Lao Liu, feeling very embarrassed, and put the bath water for Lao Liu, gave him his pajamas to wear, and recommended himself to rub Lao Liu's back.So Lao Liu asked him to rub his back, which made his whole body comfortable.

The two of them washed clean and took a nap on the bed. Li Xiaomao liked to sleep next to others like a child. If the old Liu retreated a little, he would get closer. In the end, the old Liu had no choice but to let him grow up. Put your arms and legs on your body.

After sleeping for more than an hour, Lao Liu worried that he had been here for so long, and he hadn't called the bald men or told A Dai, so he got up quietly.It was very quiet in the room, except for the cicadas singing outside.

I called the bald head, and it was Xu Xiaoming who answered him, and said softly: "He is still taking a nap, you followed Lei Zheng, right? Just figure it out for yourself, no matter what, we are always here , if you need anything, just call us."

Listening to these words, it was not a good thing to say, as if he had made up his mind that he and Lei Zheng would not last long, but Xu Xiaoming never talked about the situation, and his heart was always towards him.

Call Adai, the phone is turned off.The last time Le Taotao called and told herself that Lei Zheng bought her a mobile phone that is rare in the world, and later she didn’t even have a text message. When it grows so big, it is no problem to live alone without my own arms.In that quiet space, Lao Liu felt a little lonely, touched his abdomen, and said, "You, come out quickly, stay with Dad, don't be as busy as your dad, and don't be as ruthless as your sister!" As he talked, he laughed again. How old is he, and he has no shape, so he can listen to his father?

But Lao Liu's sadness is really hard to continue, because Li Xiaomao shouted in the yard: "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, come down!" The spirit is better than that monkey jumping up and down, where is it at noon? How to do it?Lao Liu ran down and saw Li Xiaomao holding a shovel and a bucket in his hand. He didn't know what he was going to do. Li Xiaomao smiled and said, "Sister-in-law, let's dig earthworms and go fishing."

Xu Shi was bewitched by those innocent big eyes like black grapes, and Lao Liu followed him to turn over the garden and dig earthworms in a strange way, and the two of them had a great time.Li Xiaomao clings to Lao Liu like a child, and at the same time trusts Lao Liu. He digs whatever Lao Liu says, and he follows Lao Liu wherever he says.Until the long shadow cast on him in the sunset, Lao Liu, covered in mud, was still bragging to Li Xiaomao about the big fish he caught in the river when he was a child. When he turned his head, he saw Lei Zheng's black face in the shadow.Lei Zheng easily dragged Lao Liu into the house, and said fiercely: "How old are you, and you still play with this kind of childish stuff?"

As an old man in his late thirties, Lao Liu was a little embarrassed to play this kind of child's tricks, but that embarrassment had long since been called interesting. He felt that the whole afternoon was very interesting, and today was interesting all day: He is an interesting uncle in the morning, and a careless child in the afternoon.Of course, he now finds it interesting that Lei Zheng is angry. He knows when he is really angry and when he is fake.The current Lei Zheng is a paper tiger.

Lei Zheng grabbed Lao Liu and threw him into the bathtub. Seeing that the carpet was covered with mud, his brows were tangled together, and he said, "Can't you just calm down and don't provoke Li Xiaomao? I'm sick. People are still so crazy."

Did I provoke him?It was he himself who insisted on eating with me at noon and sleeping with me after dinner, and went digging earthworms for some reason after sleeping.Lao Liu cursed in his heart.Besides, what's wrong with me provoking him, if you keep your ex-lover at home, why don't you like me playing with your ex-lover?But Lao Liu didn't dare to say these words to Lei Zheng, so he could only sullenly let Lei Zheng roll up his sleeves to bathe him.

Lei Zheng sternly warned him not to approach Li Xiaomao. Seeing Lao Liu obediently nodding in agreement, he skillfully bathed him and said, "Has Dr. Bai been here today? What did he tell you?"

"He told me that when you were a child, you liked to dig earthworms in the yard, but in the end you couldn't find anything. You cried every day. Your father had no choice but to buy earthworms every day and ask his servants to bury them in the yard..." Lao Liu thief laughed, " I didn't expect you to be so stupid when you were a child."

Lei Zheng rubbed his neck hard, and changed the topic: "Uncle Bai said that your bloated stomach won't get better for the time being, and will continue to grow bigger, like a watermelon, and he said it's not a serious illness." I even touched his stomach, and it was indeed bigger than before, like a small fist.

Lao Liu felt itchy for him, and said with a smile: "It's not a big deal."

"It's as big as a watermelon, isn't it a big deal? Only when a woman is pregnant will she look like that? I can see it in a big hospital."

Lei was giving him a bath and told him to stand up straight and wipe off the steam, but Lao Liu shyly refused and asked him to go out and do it by himself.Lei Zheng pinched his ass with a smile: "Old husband and wife, why are you so awkward?" But he also knew the old man's temperament, so he went out as promised.Old Liu quickly put on his clothes, Lei Zheng also went inside to take a shower, sat in a chair and asked Old Liu to blow-dry his hair.The two went downstairs to eat in their pajamas, and Lao Liu noticed that there were many eyes glowing green beside the restaurant.

A certain woman A: "That ugly man next to the young master is really an eyesore."

A certain woman B: "The young master has hairy chest, so sexy."

A certain woman C: ...

Old Liu Heixian: Please, don't be so blatant when watching, okay?Can't the voice of the ugly man be lowered?

Lei Zheng didn't care about them, first he wrapped Lao Liu's nightgown tightly, and after seeing that no flesh was leaking, he sat down to eat.Old Liu was so hot that he was wrapped up, thinking that you can't wrap me from head to toe with a big sheet.Lao Liu showed them the psychological fuzziness, and he didn’t know how to handle the chopsticks. Lei Zheng picked the thorny fish for him and he continued, and he also picked the boned meat for him. He picked up the food he hated the most. I also ate kale, and after eating for a long time, I asked, "Where's Li Xiaomao?"

The little yellow hair popped up immediately: "Sister-in-law, I'm here." After giving Lei Zheng a stern look, he disappeared immediately.

Old Liu couldn't help complaining, "Why are you so cruel to children?"

Lei Zheng glanced at him: "Eat yours." Old Liu immediately fell silent.

What kind of feudal parents are these, so authoritarian and domineering, and... still like to bully people.

The two had dinner, and Lei Zheng took Lao Liu for a walk around the house. He had been struggling with Lao Liu's bloated stomach, and said, "I've never heard of this kind of disease, so I told you to catch up with it, but you don't want to get sick." I'm afraid, if Uncle Bai said it's okay, then it's okay. I've been really busy recently, so I'll take you to the hospital when I'm free. How about housekeeper Bai going with you tomorrow?"

Old Liu shook his head like a rattle, I dare not take Dong Meihua to accompany me, he froze to death before reaching the hospital.

The night was just right, the evening breeze was soft, Lei Zheng had been holding Lao Liu's hand, and in the shadow of the flowers, Lao Liu was also holding his hand tightly back.The two stood quietly beside a bush of roses in full bloom. Lao Liu wanted to ask the difference between a bouquet of roses and a bunch of roses countless times, and wanted to ask him what his attitude towards Li Xiaomao was.But the scent of flowers is so strong, and the moonlight is so bright, he always feels that as long as he says a few wrong words, the beautiful scenery in front of him will become illusory. He endured and endured, thought and thought, and finally just asked:

"Has Adai contacted you recently?"

"Yesterday I called and said that the monthly vacation is coming soon, and I want to come back to see us, and I want to be careful about your stomach, and said that the exercise should not be too intense."

This heartless Liu Daiyu, I gave birth to you in ten months of pregnancy, dragged you up with shit and pee, and even turned to your second dad wholeheartedly, and completely ignored me.White-eyed wolf, white-eyed wolf. "Well, the exercise can't be too intense." Old Liu replied absently.

Lei Zheng suddenly moved his head, looked into his eyes, and said, "For your stomach, I can restrain myself."

Old Liu couldn't control himself, and sprayed Xiaolei's face with saliva.

Sure enough, that night, Lei Zheng kissed Lao Liu dozens of times like licking candy, but did not touch him.The two CJs embraced each other and had a wonderful and sweet night.