I only like you as a paper man
Chapter 98 Necessities
You sneaked to that bar in the fastest way, so you didn’t bother to worry about what Dostoevsky would think. Anyway, he has no superpowers in this world, and he might not even be able to beat this weak man. What about five orphans!
You think, when you go back, you must tell the children not to believe any nonsense that Tosi said, he is a super villain.
You thought you were early, but when you got to the bar, Dazai was already there.He complained, "It's too slow, Chacha, I've been waiting for a long time", took a sip of the wine, and then asked the boss to order for you: Boss, give her the one that comes often.
The so-called "frequent share" is just the most common Coke with lemon slices. Although you come here often, you never drink outside.
"How did I know you would be so early." You sat down on Dazai's left, "It took some time to convince Akutagawa, I can't think of it, Akutagawa is actually very talented in raising children! After all, it was written like this in "Beast" .”
"Beast?"
"It's a spin-off novel by the literary giant, Ono Gou. It tells a series of stories that happened after Akutagawa joined the Armed Detective Agency and Atsushi Nakajima joined the port mafia in the parallel world." You explained.
"Ah, that..." He had seen it on the Internet before, but he could only see one introduction, "The evaluation seems to be very polarized, what do you think?"
"The polarized evaluation is probably caused by the disagreement about the characters, but I still like it." You took this topic as your entry point, "And, the culprit behind it is Mr. Dazai."
"Ah... I'm really a sinful man." Dazai's tone was light, as if even he himself was about to be subdued by his own charm.
"...Skip the preface, Dazai-san." You don't want to talk about the leader's actions in front of your face, and he certainly doesn't like it.When facing such a topic, you are always cautiously afraid that what strange words you say will poke him deep in his heart.
"I don't think Mr. Oda will go back there anymore. He can live here with the children forever."
"That's right..." Dazai rested his chin and played with the round ice cubes in the wine glass with his fingers, "Ah, no matter how I think about it, the world here is more interesting, peaceful and stable."
"It's just that we are still peaceful and stable here." You corrected, "Even if there is no supernatural power, the essence of human beings will not change."
"Well, that's right. Even if there are no supernatural powers, the nature of human beings will not change."
"...Why are you repeating me?"
"Because the essence of human beings is a repeater!" Dazai uttered the most reasonable words of this world.
"……Row."
You are choked by Dazai.
I thought it would be a heavy conversation, but I didn't expect it to be the same as usual.
"I know what you're worried about, Chacha." Soon, Dazai regained his usual frivolity and calmed down.Occasionally you will also think, isn't the charm of this man named Dazai Osamu lies in his ability to switch back and forth between these two styles quickly?
"Although it makes me happy that a lovely woman like Chacha puts her mind on me, I don't want it to bother you." He turned the wine glass and drank the last sip before continuing to talk to you, " ...Take back your worry, as you always say...I am Osamu Dazai."
That's right, he is Osamu Dazai.
He has predicted this situation a long time ago, and he has naturally thought of the so-called "solution", so you don't need to worry about him at all.
"...Yes, you are Osamu Dazai who can easily take away the leading role of other characters just by appearing on the Marysu novel website." You echoed.
What he said is correct, in fact, there is nothing wrong with you at all, even if you don't make a fuss or worry about him, Osamu Dazai can think of the best way.
"Yeah, but it's a pity that no matter what I say or do, Chacha won't be moved by it. Am I not as attractive as a devil?"
"...How is it possible, Mr. Dazai, of course you are much more attractive than Mr. Dostoevsky!" You replied to Dazai, but did not give Dazai a chance to continue the sentence, "Well, this matter, if If there is anything that can help, please feel free to ask, I will definitely help for Mr. Oda!"
"What—!" Dazai deliberately leaned back, pretending to be shocked, "It's for Odasaku and not for me!"
"Of course!" You put your hips on your hips, "Mr. Oda can treat my house as his own, so at least you don't have to worry about housing!"
...However, there are too many children. If this continues, there will always be an illusion that I am married to Oda-san and even have children (and there are 5 more)!
You endured it and didn't say this sentence.
"Actually, I have a better way!" Dazai said, "Look, isn't the downstairs of your house always empty!"
"...?" It took you three seconds to realize, "But that's Mr. Fei's father's house!"
Alright, you've already changed your name to Mr. Fei's father.
"He also hired a housekeeper and a cleaner, it's a pity to be empty." Dazai raised his index finger, "After all, you can't bother Chacha too much, right~"
"...I don't care what happens, please go and fight with Mr. Fei when the time comes." Your mood is very delicate, and you don't know whether you should feel sad because you don't seem to be helping at all, or you should How about Phoebe lighting a candle?
Is it your illusion? I always feel that Mr. Fei has become a tool man!President Fei!You are too miserable! ! !
"Okay, okay." Dazai nodded, "Yeah, why don't you just pray that the people in the group don't come here for vacation again, so that all problems can be solved perfectly!"
"...Apologize to all fans of the group all over the world!"
"Sorry, I'm late."
While you were arguing with Dazai, Oda Sakunosuke also came to the bar, and he sat down on the other side of Dazai: "The children have been pestering me, thanks to Yiqi Ichiki, I was able to escape."
You sighed in your heart: Harm, one stage and one shock, you really deserve to be the principal of Awataguchi Kindergarten.
The boss puts the ready-made Lemon Coke in front of you, and glances at Odasaku again. Before he can speak, he turns around and prepares the wine he often drinks.
You thanked the boss and took a sip of the straw. It’s all Coke. Why does the boss make it so delicious?Maybe this is Coke with krypton gold.
"What are you talking about?" Oda asked.
"I'm talking about where to let the children live."
"...?" Oda was stunned for a second, then turned his head, followed by moving his eyes down, staring at your stomach, "...Although it's presumptuous to ask this, I still want to confirm that it belongs to Dazai?"
you:……?
Dazai: ...? ? ?
"Pfft...hahahahahaha!!!" Dazai couldn't hold back, and laughed wildly while patting his thigh, "Odasaku, you are still www..."
"That's, it's not! Mr. Dazai and I don't have such a relationship!!! Who is pregnant with his child!!!" You are holding your stomach, no matter how you look at it, you don't look like a pregnant figure! !
"Then, it belongs to the devil?"
you:………………?
"Hahahahahahaha!!! Let me answer for Chacha: Impossible. Because he can't wwww"
Tosi, who was at home enduring the sound of children tossing from the downstairs room, sneezed.
"You laugh too much, Mr. Dazai!" You can't wait to get Dazai out and beat him up. Who can tell you why Oda has such weird misunderstandings every time!And Osamu Dazai would paint things darker and darker every time!
"It's about Saki Le and the others." You said again.
"Oh..." Only then did Oda look back, his voice sank, and he sighed after a while, "What a miracle."
He had planned for the worst, and in fact everything he'd experienced in the end was as bad as it could get -- everything was lost, and nothing could be saved.
Do not……
At least, what he said to Dazai at the end seemed to have really helped him, and thinking of this, he felt a little relieved.
"Mr. Oda, the world here is quite safe in comparison." You said to Oda, "Mr. Dazai just said that the children can live in the house of Mr. Fei's father downstairs, and there are people over there. Take care of it. If you are not at ease, you can also live there, and it is quite close."
"Fitzgerald's...?" Mr. Fei's face immediately appeared in Odasaku's mind, "It's not very good."
"It's okay, just leave it on me!" Dazai patted his chest.
"I can give Mr. Oda three salaries, so you don't have to worry about tuition fees!" You patted yourself on the chest, "There is me! Why don't Mr. Oda be the manager of our store directly?" !"
"The manager...?"
Oda raised his head and glanced at the boss who was preparing wine for him.To be honest, he originally wanted to work as a bartender in a quiet bar like this, and he loves Lupine and the atmosphere here.
However, it doesn't seem to be bad at the milk tea shop, and he has been doing it for a while, and he is quite handy at work.
"is it okay?"
"Of course!" You nodded frantically.
"I also have a present for Odasaku." Saying that, Dazai put a small paper bag in front of Odasaku.
"...Thank you." Oda Saku said without opening the paper bag face to face.
You chatted for a while, and then you found an excuse to slip away.
The third person here should not be you, but Ango Sakaguchi.Next time you see Mr. Ango, you must think of a way... No, even if you don't intervene, or even if no one asks, they will gather here as usual.
You sneaked back home, found out from the room the spare key that Mr. Fei left downstairs in your place without authorization, and then dug out the spare key of the milk tea shop, and finally dug out the old key from the side of your big box. Put on the pendant of Sakunosuke Oda that I bought together when I set it up, and put it on the key ring together.
I don't know what Mr. Dazai gave Mr. Oda.
Before when Dazai was offline, you went to tidy up his room without authorization.It's just cleaning and tidying, you didn't touch anything in his room, including this "gift" you've seen since then.
You didn't know until a long time later that the invincible Osamu Dazai had prepared for Oda and the children by some means to survive in this world.
The author has something to say:
It is a passport and household registration book (x
Dazai can do anything!
You think, when you go back, you must tell the children not to believe any nonsense that Tosi said, he is a super villain.
You thought you were early, but when you got to the bar, Dazai was already there.He complained, "It's too slow, Chacha, I've been waiting for a long time", took a sip of the wine, and then asked the boss to order for you: Boss, give her the one that comes often.
The so-called "frequent share" is just the most common Coke with lemon slices. Although you come here often, you never drink outside.
"How did I know you would be so early." You sat down on Dazai's left, "It took some time to convince Akutagawa, I can't think of it, Akutagawa is actually very talented in raising children! After all, it was written like this in "Beast" .”
"Beast?"
"It's a spin-off novel by the literary giant, Ono Gou. It tells a series of stories that happened after Akutagawa joined the Armed Detective Agency and Atsushi Nakajima joined the port mafia in the parallel world." You explained.
"Ah, that..." He had seen it on the Internet before, but he could only see one introduction, "The evaluation seems to be very polarized, what do you think?"
"The polarized evaluation is probably caused by the disagreement about the characters, but I still like it." You took this topic as your entry point, "And, the culprit behind it is Mr. Dazai."
"Ah... I'm really a sinful man." Dazai's tone was light, as if even he himself was about to be subdued by his own charm.
"...Skip the preface, Dazai-san." You don't want to talk about the leader's actions in front of your face, and he certainly doesn't like it.When facing such a topic, you are always cautiously afraid that what strange words you say will poke him deep in his heart.
"I don't think Mr. Oda will go back there anymore. He can live here with the children forever."
"That's right..." Dazai rested his chin and played with the round ice cubes in the wine glass with his fingers, "Ah, no matter how I think about it, the world here is more interesting, peaceful and stable."
"It's just that we are still peaceful and stable here." You corrected, "Even if there is no supernatural power, the essence of human beings will not change."
"Well, that's right. Even if there are no supernatural powers, the nature of human beings will not change."
"...Why are you repeating me?"
"Because the essence of human beings is a repeater!" Dazai uttered the most reasonable words of this world.
"……Row."
You are choked by Dazai.
I thought it would be a heavy conversation, but I didn't expect it to be the same as usual.
"I know what you're worried about, Chacha." Soon, Dazai regained his usual frivolity and calmed down.Occasionally you will also think, isn't the charm of this man named Dazai Osamu lies in his ability to switch back and forth between these two styles quickly?
"Although it makes me happy that a lovely woman like Chacha puts her mind on me, I don't want it to bother you." He turned the wine glass and drank the last sip before continuing to talk to you, " ...Take back your worry, as you always say...I am Osamu Dazai."
That's right, he is Osamu Dazai.
He has predicted this situation a long time ago, and he has naturally thought of the so-called "solution", so you don't need to worry about him at all.
"...Yes, you are Osamu Dazai who can easily take away the leading role of other characters just by appearing on the Marysu novel website." You echoed.
What he said is correct, in fact, there is nothing wrong with you at all, even if you don't make a fuss or worry about him, Osamu Dazai can think of the best way.
"Yeah, but it's a pity that no matter what I say or do, Chacha won't be moved by it. Am I not as attractive as a devil?"
"...How is it possible, Mr. Dazai, of course you are much more attractive than Mr. Dostoevsky!" You replied to Dazai, but did not give Dazai a chance to continue the sentence, "Well, this matter, if If there is anything that can help, please feel free to ask, I will definitely help for Mr. Oda!"
"What—!" Dazai deliberately leaned back, pretending to be shocked, "It's for Odasaku and not for me!"
"Of course!" You put your hips on your hips, "Mr. Oda can treat my house as his own, so at least you don't have to worry about housing!"
...However, there are too many children. If this continues, there will always be an illusion that I am married to Oda-san and even have children (and there are 5 more)!
You endured it and didn't say this sentence.
"Actually, I have a better way!" Dazai said, "Look, isn't the downstairs of your house always empty!"
"...?" It took you three seconds to realize, "But that's Mr. Fei's father's house!"
Alright, you've already changed your name to Mr. Fei's father.
"He also hired a housekeeper and a cleaner, it's a pity to be empty." Dazai raised his index finger, "After all, you can't bother Chacha too much, right~"
"...I don't care what happens, please go and fight with Mr. Fei when the time comes." Your mood is very delicate, and you don't know whether you should feel sad because you don't seem to be helping at all, or you should How about Phoebe lighting a candle?
Is it your illusion? I always feel that Mr. Fei has become a tool man!President Fei!You are too miserable! ! !
"Okay, okay." Dazai nodded, "Yeah, why don't you just pray that the people in the group don't come here for vacation again, so that all problems can be solved perfectly!"
"...Apologize to all fans of the group all over the world!"
"Sorry, I'm late."
While you were arguing with Dazai, Oda Sakunosuke also came to the bar, and he sat down on the other side of Dazai: "The children have been pestering me, thanks to Yiqi Ichiki, I was able to escape."
You sighed in your heart: Harm, one stage and one shock, you really deserve to be the principal of Awataguchi Kindergarten.
The boss puts the ready-made Lemon Coke in front of you, and glances at Odasaku again. Before he can speak, he turns around and prepares the wine he often drinks.
You thanked the boss and took a sip of the straw. It’s all Coke. Why does the boss make it so delicious?Maybe this is Coke with krypton gold.
"What are you talking about?" Oda asked.
"I'm talking about where to let the children live."
"...?" Oda was stunned for a second, then turned his head, followed by moving his eyes down, staring at your stomach, "...Although it's presumptuous to ask this, I still want to confirm that it belongs to Dazai?"
you:……?
Dazai: ...? ? ?
"Pfft...hahahahahaha!!!" Dazai couldn't hold back, and laughed wildly while patting his thigh, "Odasaku, you are still www..."
"That's, it's not! Mr. Dazai and I don't have such a relationship!!! Who is pregnant with his child!!!" You are holding your stomach, no matter how you look at it, you don't look like a pregnant figure! !
"Then, it belongs to the devil?"
you:………………?
"Hahahahahahaha!!! Let me answer for Chacha: Impossible. Because he can't wwww"
Tosi, who was at home enduring the sound of children tossing from the downstairs room, sneezed.
"You laugh too much, Mr. Dazai!" You can't wait to get Dazai out and beat him up. Who can tell you why Oda has such weird misunderstandings every time!And Osamu Dazai would paint things darker and darker every time!
"It's about Saki Le and the others." You said again.
"Oh..." Only then did Oda look back, his voice sank, and he sighed after a while, "What a miracle."
He had planned for the worst, and in fact everything he'd experienced in the end was as bad as it could get -- everything was lost, and nothing could be saved.
Do not……
At least, what he said to Dazai at the end seemed to have really helped him, and thinking of this, he felt a little relieved.
"Mr. Oda, the world here is quite safe in comparison." You said to Oda, "Mr. Dazai just said that the children can live in the house of Mr. Fei's father downstairs, and there are people over there. Take care of it. If you are not at ease, you can also live there, and it is quite close."
"Fitzgerald's...?" Mr. Fei's face immediately appeared in Odasaku's mind, "It's not very good."
"It's okay, just leave it on me!" Dazai patted his chest.
"I can give Mr. Oda three salaries, so you don't have to worry about tuition fees!" You patted yourself on the chest, "There is me! Why don't Mr. Oda be the manager of our store directly?" !"
"The manager...?"
Oda raised his head and glanced at the boss who was preparing wine for him.To be honest, he originally wanted to work as a bartender in a quiet bar like this, and he loves Lupine and the atmosphere here.
However, it doesn't seem to be bad at the milk tea shop, and he has been doing it for a while, and he is quite handy at work.
"is it okay?"
"Of course!" You nodded frantically.
"I also have a present for Odasaku." Saying that, Dazai put a small paper bag in front of Odasaku.
"...Thank you." Oda Saku said without opening the paper bag face to face.
You chatted for a while, and then you found an excuse to slip away.
The third person here should not be you, but Ango Sakaguchi.Next time you see Mr. Ango, you must think of a way... No, even if you don't intervene, or even if no one asks, they will gather here as usual.
You sneaked back home, found out from the room the spare key that Mr. Fei left downstairs in your place without authorization, and then dug out the spare key of the milk tea shop, and finally dug out the old key from the side of your big box. Put on the pendant of Sakunosuke Oda that I bought together when I set it up, and put it on the key ring together.
I don't know what Mr. Dazai gave Mr. Oda.
Before when Dazai was offline, you went to tidy up his room without authorization.It's just cleaning and tidying, you didn't touch anything in his room, including this "gift" you've seen since then.
You didn't know until a long time later that the invincible Osamu Dazai had prepared for Oda and the children by some means to survive in this world.
The author has something to say:
It is a passport and household registration book (x
Dazai can do anything!
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