I only like you as a paper man

"Then, then you still...???" You were so angry that you didn't cooperate with Tuosi's movement and withdrew your hand, forcing him to drink the remaining half glass of water in one go.

"It's just helping to test the water temperature. I'm a weak patient now." Tosi retreated into the bed with the hot water bottle in his arms again, "Besides, you said it yourself, 'indirect kissing' is just a code name for this kind of behavior by ordinary people , just for...ahem..."

"Okay, okay, don't talk anymore, don't carry out your personality at this time."

Anyway, it has all collapsed.

You add in your mind.

"……Um."

"Take a good rest, and you'll feel better after a good night's sleep." You took the opportunity to stretch out your hand and patted Tuo Si's head like coaxing a child, "Is there anything else I need to do? If you have anything to do, please let me know." Or you can call."

"No need... Cough... If you don't pay attention, you may be infected." Tosi touched his nose, and said, "Please help me prepare the toilet paper and the trash can."

"Yes..." You put the toilet paper on his bedside, and then took the trash can and put it next to his bedside, "It's okay to throw it on the ground, I'll clean it up for you later."

"... Cough... Chacha, I haven't even needed help for this kind of thing...cough cough cough..."

"Do you believe what you say?"

"……I believe."

"I mean, when you are so weak and weak, you say such a thing, do you believe it yourself?"

"...the situation is special."

"Also." You stood up, left Tuosi's room, and said to him before closing the door, "I don't think you should be afraid of infecting others, but you should be eager to infect others, right? After all, it is said that you have a fever. It’s a minor disease like a cold, if you infect others, you’ll get better sooner.”

At night, whether it is the hard-working fusangshen and the writers who are doing business, or the fruit who wanders outside in pursuit of freedom, and the killer who doesn't know what he does every day, they all come back... Oh, among them Get rid of those who work the night shift.

"Where is Tuo Sijun? I brought him a gift!" Gogol was the first to sit at the dinner table, "He will definitely like it!"

"What gift?" You put a large bowl of stewed lotus root soup on the dining table and replied to Gogol, "Mr. Dostoevsky has a fever."

"...What!? Tuo Sijun, he actually has a fever!" Gogol covered his mouth, and the gift in his hand dropped in response.

You look down, and the so-called gift turns out to be Lawson rice balls.

"What, Fyodor has a fever?" Dazai sat on the seat next to your special seat, because all the people present are men, so he tries to sit next to the only woman, which is you, every day.

Dazai said again: "Didn't you say that idiots don't get sick?"

"But Mr. Dostoevsky's head is too ordinary, just like yours, Mr. Dazai." You cast a contemptuous look at Dazai, "If you use this kind of thing to laugh at Dostoyevsky, you are also doing it round Laugh at yourself."

"But I'm not an idiot." Dazai held a spoon in one hand and chopsticks in the other, and began to act cute and stupid, "Are you Akutagawa?"

"Of course, Dazai-san's brain power is far beyond that of ordinary people. Compared with the devil, Dazai-san is like Arai, who no one wants, and Dazai-san, who everyone wants."

"...???" You opened your mouth wide and cast a horrified look at Akutagawa, your head was filled with question marks, and it took a long time to organize your words, "Kid Akutagawa, where did you learn all this???"

"I'm not a child!" Akutagawa's attitude immediately turned 180 degrees, "I have warned you many times, if you keep looking down on me, be careful to cut off your little finger!"

"Akutagawa, isn't that the only thing he says when he threatens people?" Atsushi Nakajima, who watched for a long time, was speechless. "And, Mr. Dazai...you only call Akutagawa at such times."

"What's the matter, Dun-kun, are you jealous?" Dazai continued to maintain the action just now, put down his chopsticks, and patted Dun's head, "Don't worry, Don-kun is my most proud subordinate now!"

"No, I don't..." I didn't mean that!

Before Atsushi could finish his sentence, Akutagawa interrupted him.

"Renhu! You're here to spoil my good business again! Today, I'm going to have sex with you... No, I should contact Mr. Hasebe and ask who has the higher turnover today. Of course, even if I don't need to confirm, I will definitely be able to If you finish blasting you, you lose!"

"Are you completely bandit logic!?"

...Dun Dun, you have lost since the time you tried to reason with Akutagawa.

You shake your head and sigh.

And, Akutagawa... You speak like a cowherd who cares about sales and popularity, Akutagawa! ! !It's all because of Dazai's nonsense that "competing in martial arts in the original world, of course it is better than selling milk tea in another world"!Poor Akutagawa is just like a naive rural girl who was deceived by a playboy! ! !

"By the way, I taught you that sentence." Dazai explained to you taking advantage of Akutagawa and Atsushi's daily confrontation.

"How big is the difference...?" Sigma, who has been listening to your noisy voices and helping to serve the dishes, took the opportunity to ask.

"It's about the difference between 10 and 3000," you replied.

Then, you muttered again: "Dear Fei Jia, you came out too late, so it's great that Wen Church doesn't have anything to do with you."

If the emblem of the Wen Church had Tuosi on it, then you in the past would really be unable to afford food.

"I see..." Sigma nodded half-understanding, and decided to investigate later.

In addition to this matter, he had one more thing he cared about, so Sigma asked again:

"Does Mr. Tosi have a fever? Are you all right?"

I don't know if it's your illusion, but you seem to read from Sigma's expression and tone that "if the boss is gone, what should I do with my salary".

...Although Tuo Si is not the boss of the Five Decays of Heaven and Man at all.

"It's okay, he's asleep, let him have a good rest." You said.

"Isn't it good to just sleep to death like this?" Zhongya, who brought out the last dish, concluded, "Isn't the Chinese often saying not to spoil the whole pot of porridge just because of one mouse?"

"Mr. Nakaya, it should be a mouse... Mmmmm!"

Akutagawa's mouth was suddenly covered by you, and you scolded him, "Don't say such things while eating!"

"So Chacha took care of Tuo Sijun who was weak and sick all day?" Gogol grasped the point.

"...Not all day, just staring at him to take medicine."

"Ah... that's really enviable." Dazai said, "If I fall ill, will Chacha take care of me like this?"

At this moment, everyone at the dinner table gave the same answer: No, that won't happen.

"If you're sick, wouldn't it be better to just die?" You scoop the lotus root soup into a bowl, you know, you like rice with soup, and you and Atsushi Nakajima have a lot in common on this point, "Mr. Dazai Will be happy too."

"Woo—it's too much Chacha! A person died alone in a dark room enduring illness and loneliness...Is this a new type of torture method!"

"I think it's good to use it against you, Mr. Dazai." You ate the food in big mouthfuls, swallowing it without chewing it up, "Next time you're disobedient, I'll treat you like this! Happy decision!"

"It's too much, Chacha!"

"I think it's pretty good." Anyway, as long as it can fix Dazai, it's fine, Chuya thought so.

"Okay next time I'll give you a fever and kidnap Cream so no one will comfort you slug!"

"Why did you kidnap Milk Cream? She is innocent!"

"Of course I want you to experience loneliness!"

"I thank your whole family! Who wants it! And I'm in good health and won't fall ill easily!"

"Oh, that's right! After all, idiots don't catch colds!!"

"Dazai you bastard——!"

"...I'm done eating!"

You ignored Nakaya and Dazai who were still arguing at the dinner table, picked up the finished bowl and slipped to the kitchen, quickly washed your own bowl, filled half a bowl of rice for Tosi, and poured out the remaining soup in the pot In the bowl, I put some lotus root and boiled pork ribs for him.

"Is Chacha going to deliver food to Mr. Tuosi?" Gogol asked.

"...Why don't you go?" You asked back.

"...Please." Gogol didn't argue with you.

"Ivan is not here. If I don't take care of Mr. Dostoevsky, I think you will just watch him die."

Saying that, you walked to the second floor without looking back.

You were afraid that other people would have nothing to disturb him, so you specially locked the door for him.

With the bowl and spoon in one hand, you knocked symbolically on the door with the other hand and took out the key: "Mr. Dostoevsky, it's time to eat. I'm coming in."

No one gets back to you.

You sneaked into his room again without authorization and locked the door behind you.

You figured that Gogol and Dazai might not be able to resist making troubles, so they were prepared.

"Are you feeling better, Mr. Dostoevsky?" You turned on the light and came to Dos's bed again. "It's time to eat."

"Hmm..." Tuosi opened his eyes in a daze, feeling that the hot water bottle in his arms was already cold, he struggled to get up from the bed and leaned on it, but he didn't feel that he had recovered too much, "Chacha...?"

"Who else will come to serve you on purpose except me?" You took the opportunity to rub his head to retaliate against him, and finally touched the temperature of his forehead, "Well, it doesn't feel down."

"That's right...Speaking of which, I seem to be a little hungry." He looked up at you, trying to urge you.

"Then eat quickly." You handed the meal in front of him.

"..." Tuosi looked at the rice bowl, then at you, but didn't make a sound.

You understood what he meant, and asked him, "You don't even need me to feed you, do you..."

"Special circumstances...ahem...I don't mind if you do this."

"What if I say I mind?"

"..." Tuosi was silent for three seconds, and then imitated the movement of the expression pack of "I'm so weak.jpg", the subtext seemed to be: Then I can only wait silently to die.

"You. Give me. Remember..." you said through gritted teeth.

Then, you just use a spoon to scoop up a small mouthful of rice and soup, take a few mouthfuls, and finally pass the spoon to the other party, saying: "Ah——"

"..." However, Tosi didn't say "Ah—" like other heroines in shoujo comics, but just opened his mouth silently, chewed and chewed, and finally swallowed.

His appetite is not very good, he only ate half a bowl, and he only ate so much under your soft and hard soak.

You also know that your appetite will be bad at this time, so you didn't force him to eat hard, but silently poured him another cup of hot water to take medicine, and even changed the hot water bottle.

When he was sick, Tosi was not aggressive, and he probably couldn't turn his clever head to calculate others as usual, just like turning into an obedient lop-eared rabbit.

I don't know why, seeing him like this makes you feel very uncomfortable, as if you are also feeling uncomfortable.

"Get well soon, Mr. Dostoevsky."

"...Unfortunately, this is not something I can control."

"..." You pouted, looking at the back of Dosi lying on the bed.

Afterwards, you made a detour, walked to the other side of his bed, kicked off your slippers, climbed onto his bed, twitched your head, and said to Tosi:

"Why don't you infect me? It will get better soon..."

The author has something to say:

Chacha, you are such a silly woman!

感谢在2020-01-2922:53:21~2020-01-3023:04:48期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: I can have one;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Cheche; 2 bottles of Qinglingzi;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!