I only like you as a paper man

Naturally, Tuosi would not regard Xiancao as his competitor.

He is the majestic demon Dostoevsky, and at present, only Osamu Dazai is qualified to be a competitor with him.

In addition, he has full confidence that the scene that Dazai and the others are looking forward to will not come true, even if it is not the ordinary boy in front of him, it will be the same with anyone.

Although it is true to say so, when he sees you talking and laughing with other members of the opposite sex, he still cares a little bit... But of course this is not jealousy, it's just that he cares a little bit.

Well, after all, he was the one who dated you before, whether you were dating or holding hands... Thinking about it carefully, it seems that you have never held hands, forget it.

How could he, Dostoevsky, the majestic monster, have the emotion of "jealousy" that ordinary people would have?

He pretended not to care and looked at you and Xiancao while drinking his coffee.Although it is also possible to pretend to meet by chance and then pretend to swear sovereignty inadvertently... But because I have encountered him too many times before, I would be suspicious if I appeared here rashly.

Tosi refers to being suspected by you.

No one wants to be followed by their friends.

Just as it was to save face for Milk Cream, he obediently stayed in his seat.

And Osamu Dazai looked at Tuosi whenever he had something to do, devil, devil, you said you didn't care, but your eyes kept looking there.Saying that you don't want your body is still quite... oh, sorry for the wrong line.

"Chacha likes...could it be someone I know?"

"...Rounding up and down, you guys know each other." You twisted your fingers and thought about it: Xiancao ran to make up for Wenhao Xiaoyegou before, so it must be considered acquaintance!

"Well, let me guess...it's Fyodor Dostoyevsky from the novel Little Stray Dogs, right?" Xiancao put her face on her left hand, looked at you with a smile and said, "Look at your You guessed the expression correctly, but let’s say it first, you can’t use the cardboard figure as a shield at a time like this.”

……

"Hey, Dazai, is it my delusion, why is that guy so angry when he talks?"

"Tuoli Tuoqi hahahahaha!" Gogol was the first to laugh, "Tuosijun Tuosijun, you have become an adjective!"

"By the way, Chacha's favorite adjective is 'Komali Komaqi'." Nairhuang interjected, "By the way, Mr. Chuya, this is not your illusion. Immortal Grass took Wenhao Xiaoyegou in order to chase Chacha. I have watched the place where Tuosi appeared in the movie a dozen times, just to learn how Tuosi feels."

Tosi: …………… (I was offended to .jpg)

Dazai covered his mouth: "Wow, this is too hard work. He may be the person who knows Fyodor best besides Chacha."

Dazai continued without hesitation: "Majin, the person present who knows you best is actually your number one love rival."

No. [-] member Gogol also answered the conversation: "Well...the most surprising development in this situation should be...Tuosi Jun finally got together with Xiancao Jun!"

Tosi: …………………………

"puff."

"puff."

"Grass."

The other three people present couldn't hold back their laughter.

Except for the Central Plains.

"What are you laughing at!? If it really becomes like this, Chacha is too pitiful!!!" Sometimes Zhong also doesn't know whether it is because he is too normal to keep up with everyone's brain circuit, or because Everyone else is so weird that he can't keep up with everyone's brain circuits.

...Obviously he is the only one present who is not human, okay! ! !

so tired!Why is this happening!

I don't know why, but in Central Plains, there will always be an illusion that "the main plot has nothing to do with me, but I am the most tired of all the characters on the stage".

"That kind of thing won't happen." Finally, Tuo Si couldn't bear it any longer (?) and said, "Please rest assured."

"It's useless for you to say such things to us, you should say it to Chacha!" The Central Plains mother was heartbroken.

"Mr. Chuya, it's useless to say that to him. If he really takes the initiative, then I think... it's better to pray for the meteorite to hit the earth."

"It's better to pray for the sudden death of the mackerel."

"It's better to pray more for the slug to be killed by a meteorite."

"Why don't you pray more... eh? Why should I pray with everyone www!"

……

"Uh..." Your smile froze in the air. You originally wanted to use Fei Jia as a shield, but it seemed that you couldn't do it. "Uh... that... I like..."

You hesitated for a long time, but finally gave up, covering your face and answering Xiancao, "Sorry, I can't say it."

"If you can't say it, don't force it." Xiancao smiled and stopped you, "Just like I want the girl I like to be happy, I also want Chacha to be happy."

……

"...Feeding Milk Cream, why don't you switch to another CP?" Zhong, who had been eavesdropping for a long time, finally couldn't stand it anymore, "Even a straight guy like me thinks this guy is worth marrying!"

"Gravity makes you so naive!" Gogol said, "There are two examples of Mr. Tuosi and Mr. Dazai in front of you, but you didn't notice it. The more such a man is, the more suspicious he is!"

Dazai and Tuosi looked at each other, and both felt that Zhongya Zhongya was right.

↑This is only for the other party's thoughts.

"...No, Gogol, you are wrong." Nairhuang shook her head, "He is really a good man."

Tuosi was not surprised by this at all. He could see that Xiancao was just an ordinary person with a few chances to say hello.

"It's the rich second-generation school grass."

Dazai: ...

Dosi: .........

I always feel that this setting seems familiar. Isn’t this the setting you used to greet passers-by customers in the milk tea shop before?

"Girls chasing him make a soccer team."

Chuya: "...isn't this too powerful???"

"Chacha also said that a girl who likes me can circle the world three times!" Dazai said not to be outdone.

"Hey, is it so powerful! Where is Mr. Natus!" Gogol asked.

"As far as Maigu's popularity is concerned, it's probably two and a half circles less." Nai Frost replied.

Tosi: ……………

"He has a cheerful and gentle personality. It is said that he can do housework and cook."

"...Isn't this the ideal object!?" Zhong also was surprised again.

"Why does Chuu have to lament over such things one by one! Where are you from, a female high school student!" Dazai complained.

"It's not a high school girl, it's the eldest lady!" Nai Shuang deliberately made a condescending gesture, "There will be no next time!"

"Pfft——" Dazai laughed, "Hahahahaha Zhongya... This kind of thing did happen, everyone has seen the black history!"

"You have no right to laugh at me, you, my own Snow White made of clay!"

"What! You little dwarf!!!"

"Let's fight, let's fight!" Gogol feared that the world would not be chaotic.

"Please be quiet, if you are discovered..."

"I'll just throw the pot at you." Everyone outside Tuosi said in unison.

Tosi: …………………

"Unfortunately, even if such a thing really happened, I don't think Chacha would believe it."

"That's not necessarily the case." Dazai raised his legs and said confidently, "After all, I'm your old enemy here."

……

"Hmmmm..." You lowered your head, not knowing how to answer the words of the fairy grass, but your intuition told you that there was something in the fairy grass's words.

"I seem to be embarrassing you, sorry. Let's change the subject."

"I, I'm going to the bathroom first...!"

Because the topic is getting more and more delicate, and you don't know why Tuosi's face keeps appearing in your mind, you decide to use your housekeeping skills-run away.

"Chacha...!"

You ignored the voice of jelly grass, and sneaked out with your bag.

Before you ran a few steps, your eyes met with Tosi who was dragged to perform STK-like behavior.

you:………………

Tosi: ……………

other people:………………

You exclaimed "Damn it" in your heart, and then looked back at the grass jelly, he didn't seem to notice the situation here.

You spare the crowd and squat to hide next to Milk Cream, so that even if the grass jelly looks this way, it won't notice you.

"What are you doing here!!!" You roared angrily, stretched out a hand from under the table and beat it angrily.

"Ask him." The others all pointed to Tosi who was drinking coffee calmly.

"...Do you believe it?" Tuo Si only replied leisurely.

"What if I say I believe it?" You cast a resentful look at Tosi.

"Lying is not a good habit."

"...Only you are the least qualified to say such a thing!" You stretched your hand from under the table to the opposite side, and grabbed Tosi's calf.

"it hurts."

"So what are you doing here!"

"Chachachacha, you are only allowed to come to Disney happily, but are we not allowed to come to Disney happily together?" Dazai said.

"I have no problem with you coming to Disney," you replied, "but are you sure you can be called 'pleasant' when you come to Disney with Mr. Nakaya and Mr. Dostoevsky?"

Dazai: "...Huh? Is there anyone else here? It's just me and Cream!"

"Mr. Nakaya, Mr. Dazai tried to cuckold you." You said again.

"He's thinking about peech!" also answers you with Internet catchphrases, which means——he's thinking about farts.

"No!" Chuya finally realized, "I don't have that kind of relationship with Nairhuang!"

"That is to say, Mr. Zhongye and I are innocent!" Nai Shuang said, not forgetting the pain in Xiuxiu's hand, "He and I are only in a relationship between being stabbed and being stabbed."

"What is the relationship between being stabbed and being stabbed!" You complained, "Mr. Chuya is right in front of you, don't just look at the iron sheet in front of you, okay?"

"Are you qualified to say me? Isn't Dosto right here?" Milk Cream bent down and grabbed your little cheek, "If you have the ability, look at your Mr. Dostoevsky !"

"I'm a paper lover, are you!!!"

"This has nothing to do with paper sex, as long as it's Mr. Chuya, I can do it! As long as it's Mr. Chuya, [beep——] I can, [beep——] me too..."

"Ah!! That's enough!!! Don't say such nonsense in public!!!" He finally couldn't bear to be caught up in the center of your topic again, he covered Nai Frost's mouth, if If you don't cover it, the consequences... Damn!Doesn't she look at how many passers-by are here?

He doesn't want to be on the trending searches on Sina Weibo tomorrow! ! !

The author has something to say:

Chuya: I will apply for the Best Supporting Actor Award

感谢在2020-01-2517:30:18~2020-01-2623:17:39期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Shigure 7;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of platinum;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!