I only like you as a paper man

"My CP is giving out sugar again."

As expected of Nai Frost, the moment Tuo Si connected the phone, she immediately turned on the video recording function of her phone, thinking that she would send it to you after redeeming you.

"Don't think about such things at a time like this!" Zhong Ye scolded, "The most important thing is to rescue Chacha as soon as possible."

"Mr. Chuya, you are right, my CP cannot be BE!"

"It's fine, it's fine as long as you are happy!"

"Cough... It doesn't matter what the battle meeting is. Even if the next person goes alone, he can clean up all the enemies. This task will be entrusted to me." Akutagawa Joban, who had been silent during the meeting, coughed twice before speaking, " Dazai-san, just wait and see, even in a different world, I can show my talents, this time I must let Dazai-san admit me...!"

"Wake up, Akutagawa, you're in a different world and you can't use supernatural powers, okay?" It's not easy to complain, Chuya sighed.

"It's okay." Akutagawa was not afraid at all, "Even if there is no special ability..."

"Are you going to use hand-to-hand combat if you don't have superpowers!? What if there are more than a dozen strong men from the Northeast facing you!?"

"...with perseverance."

"The result is perseverance!?"

"...Then that's it."

"That's right, to face an enemy of this level, you only need this level."

"What about the last step?"

"After the mission is over, of course you have to return to your own territory as soon as possible."

"As expected of a smuggler, he is really skilled."

"Thank you Dazai-kun."

While Zhongya was busy complaining about Akutagawa, Dazai and Tosi had already arranged a plan to save Chacha.Both of them were talking words that only the other party could understand, causing Atsushi Nakajima, who was sitting next to Dazai, to be full of question marks.

This reminds Atsushi of the previous fight against the combination, when Dazai-san and Ranpo also spoke lines that only the other party could understand... In the end, it was himself who was entrapped (wrongly).

Thinking of this, Dun couldn't help but sighed.

"Speaking of which, because I am a 'friend', I have to save her or something. This is completely trapped in an emotional cage!"

Life is precious, but love is more expensive; if it is for freedom, both can be thrown away——Gogol, who took this famous saying as the only truth of his life, spoke.

"It doesn't matter if you don't go." Hasebe looked at Gogol with cold eyes, which he would only show when facing an enemy, "Even if I'm alone, I will rescue the Lord safely. .”

"...So there are so many people here, don't make it look like you have to fight alone!" Zhong is about to collapse, you are not here, and all the work of complaining is left to him. It's too much!

"Then I'll go get the money first!" Nairhuang slapped the table and stood up. In your home where experts gather, she really can't think of anything else she can do, "Then go to the police!"

"Are you really planning to withdraw the money!?" Zhong also grabbed Nai Frost back.

"There is no need to call the police." Tosi said, "If you call the police, it stands to reason that everyone present needs to take notes."

The implication is that when the time comes, everyone will have to finish the game.

"I think this box should be usable." Candlestick didn't know when it left the meeting room (living room dining table), and didn't know when it came back with a suitcase, "It's very similar to the money box used in the movie Bar."

"It should be enough to stuff some paper inside." Sigma said, "Miss Chacha's house doesn't have newspapers, how about using paper instead?"

"I think it's okay!" Gogol said, and immediately brought a whole box of toilet paper from the warehouse and packed it in a suitcase, "Perfect!"

"Aren't you planning to go, Mr. Gogol?" Tosi said.

"But I didn't expect you, Tuo Sijun, to go!" Gogol covered his mouth with one hand, pretending to be surprised, "Besides, I'm not here to save Miss Chacha, I just want to meet the kidnappers. "

...You say yes.

"I don't mean 'plan to go', but 'must go'." Tosi crossed his hands on his chin.

That's right, if the last phone call was not made by him, causing him to play the role of your lover, there is no need for him to go to ensure that other personnel are strong enough to rescue you safely.

"You have to go for me!" Nairhuang patted the table excitedly, "Even if you don't succeed in giving money this time...no, Chacha's lover's job, you have to go for me!!! Otherwise Chacha would be too Poor!!!"

——My husband abandoned himself in a situation of disregard, thinking carefully that this kidnapping case might have been arranged by his own husband.

——Tuo Si: I am not I do not have.

Tosi and Dazai explained the battle plan in a simple and rough manner, and it only took 1 minute.

It only took a short 1 minute, not because his brains were too good for ordinary people, but because the plan was too simple, even Ran Tangli could easily understand it.

The first step: let Tuosi act as Chacha's weak boyfriend, and approach the kidnapper with a box.

Step [-]: After ensuring Chacha's safety, other people hiding in the dark will battle with the kidnapper(s) offline.

The third step: There is no third step, and the combat effectiveness of all the people present is one hundred.

"But Fyodor can't go directly like this." Just as everyone was about to disband and rush to the destination, Dazai, who had been weak before, spoke for some reason.

It is possible that he spoke because his sense of presence was weak, so he wanted to bring back some sense of presence for himself.

"A boyfriend has to look like a boyfriend... No, if you pay for a bondage, you should look like you're paying for a bondage!"

"..." Tosi had an ominous premonition.

..............................

You are still tied to the chair.

Although you are not afraid at all, it makes you feel a little uncomfortable because you maintain a posture for a long time.Coupled with the fact that the rope is a little tight, you feel like you are losing all feeling in your hands.

The hour is fast approaching, and you have never been more impatient to see Mr. Dostoevsky.

You hear footsteps.

In this empty ruins, the sound of heavy footsteps was very clear.

Then, a man appeared around the corner of the stairs.

His messy hair hung on his face, he looked haggard, and even his steps were trembling, like a...disabled person who was undergoing rehabilitation training.

it is good.

weak.

Who is this man! ? ?

"I, I brought the money, is Chacha okay?"

...It's Akira Ishida, run away.

Damn, Mr. Dostoyevsky, you are so stupid! ?What's going on with this serious acting! ?

Although you can probably imagine that he was probably persecuted (planned) and forced to have no choice but to dress up as a weak man who pays money and ransoms, so that the kidnappers can relax their vigilance, but did you really act it out! ?

Okay, even though Mr. Mori was close to Mr. Mori at the time, he personally played the role of a righteous passer-by policeman... Think about it carefully, you really like acting!

"I, I'm fine...!" You held back your laughter, the opportunity was rare, you decided to play against Tuo Si, "You really came to save me, I'm so touched... You really are an unaccompanied me in this world The only reliance in the world!"

"...Pfft."

Gogol and Osamu Dazai, who were watching the play, also endured the hard work with a smile. You two are too good at acting, no, you two love acting too much!What is this, a real-life kidnapping version of Romeo and Juliet?

"Stop talking nonsense! Pay with one hand and deliver with the other!" At this moment, the younger brother behind the kidnapper uncle... ah no, the elder brother who begged for usury spoke.

"However, Chacha is tied to a chair, so it's impossible to confirm safety..." Tosi hugged the box, walked to a place about 10 meters away from you and stopped, "Stand back, I'll throw the box over to you Can you confirm it? Cough, cough, cough..."

He coughed twice as if deliberately pretending to be weak.

"You fool... that's life-saving money for your medical treatment!!!"

After all, you are also a Mary Sue author. Seeing this scene, the soul of acting skills in your heart is also burning, thinking that you must never give up such a good performance opportunity, and tell you what you shouted an hour ago, "Don't play, hurry up!" Come and save me" and "I'll see you when I go back" were completely forgotten.

"How can my life be more important than yours? As long as you come back safely, I..."

There is nothing to love about Tuosi's life after the drama.

The two coughs he just coughed were really not acting, it's just that the dust was too big, and he was more sensitive to dust.

"Are the two of them like this?"

"...Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

The little brothers who asked for usury talked a lot.

"Okay, okay, we don't want to cause trouble, after all, we all want to mess around." The loan shark brother felt that you two were quite pitiful, and couldn't bear to separate you, "Okay, let's go back, and you throw the box over. "

With that said, the kidnapper uncle and the people who begged for usury backed away together.

Until a few seconds before Tosi threw the box forward, he still maintained the posture of holding the box, making himself look like a weak and sick man—full implementation of what he said to himself in front of A at that time. The sick and the weak.

The moment when Tosi threw the box forward.

The moment when the eyes of the kidnapper uncle and the brothers and sisters begging for usury were all focused on the box.

The fantasy mount (swipe) Hasebe, who has the highest maneuverability among all of them, appeared out of nowhere, picked you up on the stool with lightning speed, and disappeared in a flash.

Of course, the kidnappers didn't have time to react to all of this.

Because the others were not idle, they also rushed out from the shadows and subdued the kidnapper before the box fell to the ground.

Dazai didn't even bother to rush, because there was no need for him to make a move.

Atsushi Nakajima, who rushed to take the lead, didn't even get the head... Although there is a reason why he didn't want to hurt others, but the actual situation is—Ryunosuke Akutagawa grabbed the head too fast, not to mention, still deliberately against him.

"Akutagawa, stop hitting, okay? Everyone else has lost consciousness!" Aton tried to stop Akutagawa, "We are here to save people!"

"But I'm not here to save people, I'm just here to harvest heads."

"...you're crazy!!!"

"Gogol, stop playing, the kidnapper is about to cry." Not far away, Sigma also persuaded his teammates.

"He's not about to cry, he's already crying!" Gogol put on an innocent expression.

Not long after, the sound of a police car came from downstairs.

"Could you stop it a bit, how will the police explain that they are the bad guys and we are the good guys when the police arrive!!!"

"Oh, you are so naive, Chuya." Dazai put on a "I am the most handsome" posture, "The presence here is either a Mafia official or an international wanted criminal. Are you sure there are good people here?"

"...You are not ashamed but proud, right!!!"

The one who collapsed was still the only normal person present.

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Tuo, it’s really hard for you (Pat shoulder

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