I only like you as a paper man

"...Maybe it's because the wind here is relatively strong." Since you are holding Fei Jia Papa with both hands, and Papa is pressed down on your lap by Tuosi, you subconsciously feel that you can't free your hand, Let Tosi play with your back hair.

"After all, this is Linjiang." Tuosi pretended not to know what was happening behind him, and put his other hand around the back of your head, "It's tied."

"Thank you, Mr. Dostoevsky." As you said, you complained in your heart, "How can I get tangled after washing with conditioner!".

"You're welcome."

"Should I turn my back? The fireworks display is about to start..."

Although he turned his head sideways, the distance was too close no matter what.It reminds you of the time you rode the subway with him, but out of resignation, and now it's just the two of you.

This, this atmosphere is too ambiguous!

It is only now that you have realized that only couples of the opposite sex will wear bathrobes to watch fireworks alone in such a ghostly place!Isn't this the legendary sweet date! ? ——Although you are not a couple at all, you have no interest in each other!

"It will be ready soon." Tosi calculated that Dazai, who was peeping behind the door, had already started eating lemons.

"...Wait a minute, Mr. Dostoevsky." You changed your mind, rather, you would think about it in the same way as long as it was his actions, so you suddenly thought, "Should you not?" Could it be pretending to help me cut my hair, but actually using me to do something wrong?"

"..." Okay, although it is true, but I did not expect to be seen by you again.

How should I answer you? If I were to tell the truth, you would probably push him away in a rage. In this way, Osamu Dazai could clap his hands again.

"Mr. Dostoevsky, why don't you talk! Let me tell you, I'm Fedya's dear woman, so I won't just sit obediently and be taken advantage of by you—"

You turn your head sharply.

You originally wanted to push him away while turning your head, but because you were still holding your favorite Papa in your hand, you couldn't keep up with your turning your head for a while.

When you came back to your senses, you realized that your lips had unexpectedly touched Tuo Si's lips.

At that second, the fireworks rose into the night sky along with the hustle and bustle of voices, and bloomed under the watchful eyes of thousands of people, lighting up the dark night.

With this light, you finally see the expression of the man in front of you clearly, it is his surprised appearance that you have never seen in reality.

It turns out that Mr. Dostoevsky will also show this expression. Thinking about it this way, you may feel that you may be in a dream.

——However, this world does not give you the opportunity to think about it like this.

The other side.

"Eh?"

"what?"

"Maggie...?"

"Beasts!"

At the same second, the reaction of the onlookers was as above.

Only the cream is different.

Hearing a shit, she quickly clicked on the camera function on the phone she had raised earlier, and muttered while recording: "My CP is locked! It's still under the fireworks... I'm so sour! I'm so sour! gentlemen!"

"...??? When did they become your CP?" And isn't your last sentence really implying something? ? ?

"As long as it's the paper figurine that Chacha regards as a girlfriend fan and her CP, they are all my CP!" Nai Shuang replied without thinking.

"Wait, you hold the phone too high so I can't see it!" Gogol pushed the people in front of him, "This is a rare scene! When I get back, I'm going to gossip with Sigma—— !"

"Gossip... are you a gossiping woman!?" Zhong also continued to complain.

"This is different! After all, this is Tuo Sijun's gossip!" Gogol clenched his fist.

"Damn—Fyodor-kun—actually faster than me—!" Dazai was the most annoyed at the scene, "No, Chacha! How could you just be tricked by a man like this!"

"This is the one who always deceives women, you are the least qualified to say such things!" Chuya was the one who complained.

"If you squeeze any further, I think this door..."

It must be almost unbearable.

Oda, who was the only one who was calm, hadn't finished his sentence when he heard the iron door squeak, and everyone fell forward like a peeping scene that often appears in comics.

"...!"

Hearing the sound, you just reacted, pushed Tuo Si away, stood up, and completely forgot about Tuo Si lying on your lap, it fell to the ground, eating ash all over.

You covered your mouth and looked in the direction of the sound—you saw your acquaintances No. [-], No. [-], No. [-] (abbreviated below) all staggered to the ground, and behind him stood a man with "with" written all over his face. I have nothing to do with you continue" Oda Sakunosuke.

Then, you saw the milk cream that fell to the ground and gave you a thumbs up.

"...you listen to my explanation!" You were at a loss, "It's not what you imagined! Right, Mr. Dostoevsky!"

You looked back at him, and found that he helped you pick up Dosi Papa that fell on the ground, and kindly helped it dust off.

Before Tuosi could answer, the melon-eaters who were watching the excitement quickly got up from the ground, left only one sentence of sorry for the interruption, closed the door at the speed of light and rushed downstairs.

By the way, Dazai, who wanted to make a mockery, was dragged downstairs with his mouth covered.

"The ball is over..." You hugged your head, squatted down on the spot, buried your head between your knees, and didn't even want to watch the fireworks in the night sky. The touch from the kiss remained on your lips, which could not go away for a long time, " It happened to be seen..."

"It's just an accident, you don't need to mind." Tosi looked in the direction of the door, and after confirming that no one was behind the door, he came to your side and told you.

"...Why do you have such a magnanimous attitude that it seems that I am afraid that you will be angry but I don't have it!" You gritted your teeth, wishing you could rush up and bite him now.

That's right - of course he wouldn't care!For him, what happened just now was at best the level of "accidentally touching the lips of the opposite sex", just like on the subway before.

But anyway, this is your first kiss too.

If it is not Tuo Si who is beside you, but someone else—such as Mr. Dazai, such as Gogol, you will be angry and ask them for an explanation, such as "How do you accompany me!"... like so.

However, here before you is Dostoyevsky.

Talking about such petty topics with him will only make me feel self-defeating in the end, or I will feel ashamed of myself.

"Well, I apologize if the speech just now made you more upset, Chacha." Tosi said, "However, it's not my fault."

...Of course he will not admit that this is actually his fault.

If it wasn't for the idea that he wanted to win back the game in front of Dazai, so he purposely acted ambiguously with you in front of the peeping Dazai, this kind of thing wouldn't have happened.

If you know these things, you will be even more noisy.

Well, next, in the words of Mr. Gogol——

How can he soothe his frizzy cat?

"you're right……"

You try to convince yourself that, even though it was an accident, the person is Mr. Dostoevsky after all, and if you want to discuss who lost it, it must be him who lost it!If it's really impossible, if you round it up, it's like kissing and kissing Fei Jia, wouldn't it be fine!

yes——

Thinking of this, you suddenly got up and walked aggressively towards Tuo Si behind you.To be honest, at that moment, he even felt your murderous intent, and subconsciously tilted his body back slightly.Even if he wants to slap you now - well, you won't do this to him, because you don't want to.

You walked up to Tuo Si, snatched Fei Jia Papa from his hand again, and talked to Fei Jia Papa without saying a word, which lasted for five seconds: "Fei Jia kisses you, you have to believe me, the truth just now It was just an accident, I didn't cheat!"

Tosi: ……………

"Yes, I'm sorry, Mr. Dostoevsky...Although it's my fault and I've troubled you, I'm a girl after all." You hugged and lowered your head, so that Dosto would not see you "...please allow me to adjust my mood hypocritically, I want to go back first."

"……it is good."

Tuo Si, who simulated in his brain how to calm your emotions, was just halfway through the simulation, but he didn't expect you to choose to self-digest again.That being said, you don't seem to get mad at him even when things happen that a normal girl would definitely get mad at.

...the temper is quite good.

Just when Tuo Si just put this label on you in his heart, and went downstairs with him not far behind you (he intentionally distanced himself from you, because he was a little worried, so he wanted to watch you get into the car), I saw you kicking the Dazai who was walking towards you trying to gossip about you, while yelling fiercely, "Don't beat me!".

...Okay, it seems that it is really just different treatment.

He didn't go downstairs until he saw Cream leaving the bar with you. Your friends won't let you run around.

"Ah, Mr. Fyodor." Dazai returned to the bar and sat down and raised his glass to Tosi, "Would you like a drink?"

"I don't think so, Mr. Dazai." Tuo Si stopped, "I also have no interest in such a meaningless and insincere invitation."

"That's right." Dazai slapped his legs and smiled, "It's just that people who are full of goodwill at the beginning are different."

"Thanks for your appreciation." Tosi replied with a smile.

You and Cream took the bus home.

Of course, she was the one who sat with you. Seeing you like this, although she still doesn't know what happened, she has already figured out how to ask Zhongyuan Zhongye to beat Dostoevsky violently. paused.

What is going on with this man—?How on earth can I kiss a girl one second and blow her away the next second—! ?

As a result, when Nai Shuang listened to the ins and outs, she immediately dismissed the idea just now.

"Chacha, did you make money???" Nai Shuang patted your shoulders with both hands, "Why are you shutting yourself up! That's Dostoevsky!!! Although it's inflatable!! !Although—it’s inflated—but I’m still so sore——!”

"...? Right." You let Nai Shuang shake your body back and forth, "Although after thinking about it carefully, it is indeed my profit! But there is no way to just pretend that nothing happened!!"

"You should take advantage of the trend and let him be responsible for you and forcefully ask for a relationship, okay!?"

"...Who wants to associate with him!"

"You're dating his double lovelove!"

"……This is because--!"

"Okay, I know he is your meal replacement. Alas, if it weren't for Tuosi, he is so black-hearted and wicked, I want to sympathize with him."

"What is there for him to sympathize with?"

"..." Nai Shuang looked at you, stunned for a second, and then sang, "When I hugged you from behind, what I was looking forward to was his face~[music symbol]"

"... Grass!" You cursed.

At night, you lie in bed alone.

Yes, alone.

Because you kicked your Fei Jia kissed body pillow off the bed.

—Damn Mr. Dostoevsky, I dare not even look at Fedya.I must, must find a way to take revenge.

Thinking like this, you fell asleep.

In the dream, your Fedya came to comfort you, just when you wanted to throw yourself into his arms and cry, you realized, "What is the difference between you and Mr. Dostoevsky!? ’ and kicked him away.

When you woke up again, you found yourself in a room you had never seen before.

The author has something to say:

He's done! ...Okay, although ... it seems that it still doesn't work (.

Zai: I'm so hard!Die Fyodor! (touching his kicked butt (although it wasn’t actually kicked butt)

Tuo: ... (Looking at Zai with a disdainful aura