I only like you as a paper man
Chapter 58
"What are they talking about?" Chuya, who could only hear the noise, asked Akutagawa.
"I don't know." Akutagawa gritted his teeth, because you made a rule of "you can't fight in another world", he could only bear with it, "Damn you, you can use such code words with Mr. Dazai... Half a year after I go back, I must..."
"I've already said that this is force majeure, right!?" Zhong couldn't control the personal enmity between Akutagawa and the others, but he still wanted to vomit, "You really don't listen to people as always!"
"According to this—" Gogol patted Tuo Si on the shoulder, "Isn't Tuo Si Jun the father of Sigma?"
Hearing this, Sigma was terrified: I believed in this man's nonsense back then to become what I am now!
"Then... isn't Fitzgerald his grandfather?" Dazai wrung his fingers and helped Sigma do the math.
"That's great, Mr. Sigma, this dream can come true!" Gogol rushed over again and patted Sigma on the shoulder.
"...???" Sigma, who couldn't keep up with your rhythm at all, didn't even know what to answer for a while, but fortunately, Dun, who was in the same situation as him (?) patiently guided him.
"That... Mr. Sigma, in fact, you don't need to pay attention to what they say, anyway, they are either joking or joking."
"Okay, okay, thank you."
Poor little Sig could neither accept the situation at the first time, nor could he get out of the shock of "Toss and Gogol lived happily with the enemy here" in the first time, and he was not clear about it. I was arrested by you and went to work in a milk tea shop.
It took Sigma an hour to memorize the recipe of the milk tea sold in the store that you specially wrote. Compared with the terrorist attack mission of five evils, this kind of thing is really stress-free.Not only that, but that's what Sigma does best—it's just hard work.
Needless to say, in terms of hospitality, just relying on his work experience in the Sky Casino, he can easily deal with the current guests.It's just a little different from the Sky Casino. Two-thirds of the guests in this group will say to him after buying milk tea: "Mom will always love you."... lines like this.
At first, Sigma couldn't accept it, or he couldn't understand the feelings of his fans in another world—even the setting that he had fans and everyone was just a paper man was hard to accept.
but……
"Baby Sigma, what do you want for lunch? I'll take you shopping first tonight, but keep it a secret from others!"
"Baby Sigma, if Mr. Dostoevsky, Gogol, or others bully you, just tell me! I will help you bully me back!"
"Baby Sigma, I bought you snacks to eat during your break. Look at Mr. Dostoevsky, who is absent from work, he doesn't have this kind of treatment!"
Once you get used to this way of getting along, it doesn't seem so bad.
In the afternoon, you closed the door early, and the milk cream that you had an appointment with last night also came to the store ahead of time, and was going to take everyone to the store opened by her family to pick out bathrobes—in fact, you don’t need to bother milk cream, you will handle it by yourself You can take it with you, but... Who would let there be a few people in the house who are not working and who just have a rest today.
You divide the work and cooperate, the milk cream brings the people in the store (Hasebe, Candlestick Kiri, Akutagawa, Atsushi, Chuya, Sigma) to the past, and you bring the family members (Tosi, Gogol, Dazai, Oda) to the past .
Humming all the way, you rushed home, pushed the door open, and saw——Dazai, Gogol, and Oda were fighting Landlords at the dining table.
"Yes three!"
"No."
"To two!!"
"King Fried!!!"
"……whispering sound."
"...I'm sorry."
"Did you see Gogol the Clown, this is the power of the strongest Invincible King Boom!"
"I didn't expect you to keep this hand!!!"
While changing your shoes, you asked Oda: "Which of them is the landlord?"
Oda answered you calmly, "I am the landlord."
You glanced at the battle situation, and could only slowly type out a question mark, comforting (?) Oda and saying, "Mr. Oda, just treat it as a fight between snipe and clam for the fisherman's gain."
"Oh... That's true." Actually, Oda was thinking about other things when he was fighting the landlord. After all, he couldn't keep up with the two people's brain circuits. After three seconds of silence, he asked you again, "Then, Which of them is a snipe and which is a clam?"
"Don't pay attention to the details, Oda-san!" You slipped away after dropping such a sentence.
Of course, you are looking for Dosi.
"Mr. Dostoevsky, it's me." You knocked on Dostoyev's door.
"The door is not locked."
After hearing his answer, you open the door and find that he is playing chess—with no opponent, but with himself.
"Why do you want to play chess alone in the room instead of playing cards with them?" you ask.
"...Doudizhu can only be played by three people." He replied.
"Oh, Mr. Dostoyevsky, there are things in this world that you don't know! In fact, Doudizhu can be played by four people, as long as there are two decks of cards!"
"But there's only that one at home." Tosi didn't even look at you, and just walked the chess in front of him.
"...Do you feel that you are excluded, so you have to play chess by yourself in the room." I don't know if it is your illusion, but you seem to feel that Tuo is a little wronged.
"No, if I want to join, Oda-kun will definitely have a vacant seat...Although I am looking forward to competing with Dazai-kun, but Gogol-kun is here."
The summary is - because Gogol is too unreasonable to play cards, so I don't want to play this kind of brain game with him, right?What's more, when he was with Gogol, Dazai would always be led astray, and he would also become unreasonable, just like the two farmers were fighting each other just now.
"...I see, I will prepare a mahjong set for you tomorrow!" You clapped your fists.
"No, I'm not interested in this." Tuo finally turned around and glanced at you, "Not everyone likes group activities."
"So what Mr. Dostoevsky means is, don't you want to watch the fireworks with everyone?" You turned your head quickly, and you understood Dostoyev's meaning at once. When you are alone with him Sometimes, you always try to think about problems in the way of thinking of Tuo Si.
"Exactly. Unfortunately, although compared to the original world, the other world is quiet and peaceful, but I don't plan to get along with everyone. The person you like is not Tuo who is here at the moment Dostoevsky, I am not one of the people who went with you. Rather, compared to me...you should want to watch it with your Fedya Kiss, right? Just like eating at home before as you did when
"..." You stood motionless at the door, pouted your mouth in dissatisfaction, thinking that sooner or later you would be pissed off by this man.
"What's the matter? Are you trying to force me like before, Chacha?" Tuosi looked at you with a smile, and even calculated the next sentence, ready to answer you: Unfortunately, the previous method no longer works, I don't I won't be fooling around with you all the time.
"Oh, really." You simply replied indifferently, "That's fine."
As a result, you didn't give him a chance to reciprocate you at all, and turned around and left.
You are so dissatisfied that you even forgot to take your Fei Jia out of the house together.
Strange to say, you thought that Gogol would drag Tosi away with everything he said, but he didn't do so, and the reason turned out to be—"If you add Mr. Tosi, we won't be able to squeeze into a taxi! "
You are ecstatic, thinking that Gogol is indeed Mr. Dostoevsky's teammate.
When you arrive at Naishuang's store, the people who came first have already chosen their bathrobes and put them on. Naishuang's mother likes you very much and takes good care of you. When I heard that these people are good friends of you and Naishuang , I stopped the job and said that I would drive the clothes that everyone changed to your home.
Although you are still sulking and don't want to talk to Tuo Si, but for the safety of Milk Cream's mother (?), you still log on to WeChat and send a message to Tuo Si, asking him to pretend that no one is at home. Not long after, he sent you back an emoji of himself—yes, it was his own (paper man) emoji, meaning: Got it.
"Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooen Here
"How many times have I told you not to talk about death all the time! If you die, you won't be able to see it!?" Even when he was being persecuted, Zhong couldn't help but worry about the other party's life safety.
"...Yeah, that's great, I like sour cream." You answered her without any ups and downs in your tone.
"You are sour, so what have you become? Sour tea?...It doesn't sound good at all!" Milk Cream took your hand and dragged you to the fitting room, "Don't be unhappy! No Is it because that little bastard Tuosi doesn't understand women's hearts at all!"
"No, I think he understands, but he insists on deliberately pretending that he doesn't understand... No, he doesn't even bother to pretend, isn't that even more annoying!"
"...Smelly men are not worth it!" Milk Cream patted your cheek lightly, and woke you up with one sentence, "With Gogol and Sigma here, what crumbs of rice balls do you need!"
"——!" Your eyes suddenly lit up, and you clapped your hands heavily on Nai Shuang's shoulders, "You are right, there are so many cuties waiting for me!"
Just when you turned around to go to find your only designated pistachio and baby Sigma, Dazai, who had changed into a yukata, blocked your way.
He chose a cyan-colored yukata dotted with Japanese-style patterns, which suits him very well.You looked up and found that he was still scratching and weaving a little twist for himself with interest.
"...Don't bother with other people, it's a rare opportunity, how about going on a double date with me?"
The author has something to say:
Dazai really never gives up the opportunity to poach corners (x
Recently, Kawenka is very good, I am very sorry for the late update (Dogeza
He is holding back his big move, he really can do it!We have to trust him! ! ! (When I say this, I feel guilty
"I don't know." Akutagawa gritted his teeth, because you made a rule of "you can't fight in another world", he could only bear with it, "Damn you, you can use such code words with Mr. Dazai... Half a year after I go back, I must..."
"I've already said that this is force majeure, right!?" Zhong couldn't control the personal enmity between Akutagawa and the others, but he still wanted to vomit, "You really don't listen to people as always!"
"According to this—" Gogol patted Tuo Si on the shoulder, "Isn't Tuo Si Jun the father of Sigma?"
Hearing this, Sigma was terrified: I believed in this man's nonsense back then to become what I am now!
"Then... isn't Fitzgerald his grandfather?" Dazai wrung his fingers and helped Sigma do the math.
"That's great, Mr. Sigma, this dream can come true!" Gogol rushed over again and patted Sigma on the shoulder.
"...???" Sigma, who couldn't keep up with your rhythm at all, didn't even know what to answer for a while, but fortunately, Dun, who was in the same situation as him (?) patiently guided him.
"That... Mr. Sigma, in fact, you don't need to pay attention to what they say, anyway, they are either joking or joking."
"Okay, okay, thank you."
Poor little Sig could neither accept the situation at the first time, nor could he get out of the shock of "Toss and Gogol lived happily with the enemy here" in the first time, and he was not clear about it. I was arrested by you and went to work in a milk tea shop.
It took Sigma an hour to memorize the recipe of the milk tea sold in the store that you specially wrote. Compared with the terrorist attack mission of five evils, this kind of thing is really stress-free.Not only that, but that's what Sigma does best—it's just hard work.
Needless to say, in terms of hospitality, just relying on his work experience in the Sky Casino, he can easily deal with the current guests.It's just a little different from the Sky Casino. Two-thirds of the guests in this group will say to him after buying milk tea: "Mom will always love you."... lines like this.
At first, Sigma couldn't accept it, or he couldn't understand the feelings of his fans in another world—even the setting that he had fans and everyone was just a paper man was hard to accept.
but……
"Baby Sigma, what do you want for lunch? I'll take you shopping first tonight, but keep it a secret from others!"
"Baby Sigma, if Mr. Dostoevsky, Gogol, or others bully you, just tell me! I will help you bully me back!"
"Baby Sigma, I bought you snacks to eat during your break. Look at Mr. Dostoevsky, who is absent from work, he doesn't have this kind of treatment!"
Once you get used to this way of getting along, it doesn't seem so bad.
In the afternoon, you closed the door early, and the milk cream that you had an appointment with last night also came to the store ahead of time, and was going to take everyone to the store opened by her family to pick out bathrobes—in fact, you don’t need to bother milk cream, you will handle it by yourself You can take it with you, but... Who would let there be a few people in the house who are not working and who just have a rest today.
You divide the work and cooperate, the milk cream brings the people in the store (Hasebe, Candlestick Kiri, Akutagawa, Atsushi, Chuya, Sigma) to the past, and you bring the family members (Tosi, Gogol, Dazai, Oda) to the past .
Humming all the way, you rushed home, pushed the door open, and saw——Dazai, Gogol, and Oda were fighting Landlords at the dining table.
"Yes three!"
"No."
"To two!!"
"King Fried!!!"
"……whispering sound."
"...I'm sorry."
"Did you see Gogol the Clown, this is the power of the strongest Invincible King Boom!"
"I didn't expect you to keep this hand!!!"
While changing your shoes, you asked Oda: "Which of them is the landlord?"
Oda answered you calmly, "I am the landlord."
You glanced at the battle situation, and could only slowly type out a question mark, comforting (?) Oda and saying, "Mr. Oda, just treat it as a fight between snipe and clam for the fisherman's gain."
"Oh... That's true." Actually, Oda was thinking about other things when he was fighting the landlord. After all, he couldn't keep up with the two people's brain circuits. After three seconds of silence, he asked you again, "Then, Which of them is a snipe and which is a clam?"
"Don't pay attention to the details, Oda-san!" You slipped away after dropping such a sentence.
Of course, you are looking for Dosi.
"Mr. Dostoevsky, it's me." You knocked on Dostoyev's door.
"The door is not locked."
After hearing his answer, you open the door and find that he is playing chess—with no opponent, but with himself.
"Why do you want to play chess alone in the room instead of playing cards with them?" you ask.
"...Doudizhu can only be played by three people." He replied.
"Oh, Mr. Dostoyevsky, there are things in this world that you don't know! In fact, Doudizhu can be played by four people, as long as there are two decks of cards!"
"But there's only that one at home." Tosi didn't even look at you, and just walked the chess in front of him.
"...Do you feel that you are excluded, so you have to play chess by yourself in the room." I don't know if it is your illusion, but you seem to feel that Tuo is a little wronged.
"No, if I want to join, Oda-kun will definitely have a vacant seat...Although I am looking forward to competing with Dazai-kun, but Gogol-kun is here."
The summary is - because Gogol is too unreasonable to play cards, so I don't want to play this kind of brain game with him, right?What's more, when he was with Gogol, Dazai would always be led astray, and he would also become unreasonable, just like the two farmers were fighting each other just now.
"...I see, I will prepare a mahjong set for you tomorrow!" You clapped your fists.
"No, I'm not interested in this." Tuo finally turned around and glanced at you, "Not everyone likes group activities."
"So what Mr. Dostoevsky means is, don't you want to watch the fireworks with everyone?" You turned your head quickly, and you understood Dostoyev's meaning at once. When you are alone with him Sometimes, you always try to think about problems in the way of thinking of Tuo Si.
"Exactly. Unfortunately, although compared to the original world, the other world is quiet and peaceful, but I don't plan to get along with everyone. The person you like is not Tuo who is here at the moment Dostoevsky, I am not one of the people who went with you. Rather, compared to me...you should want to watch it with your Fedya Kiss, right? Just like eating at home before as you did when
"..." You stood motionless at the door, pouted your mouth in dissatisfaction, thinking that sooner or later you would be pissed off by this man.
"What's the matter? Are you trying to force me like before, Chacha?" Tuosi looked at you with a smile, and even calculated the next sentence, ready to answer you: Unfortunately, the previous method no longer works, I don't I won't be fooling around with you all the time.
"Oh, really." You simply replied indifferently, "That's fine."
As a result, you didn't give him a chance to reciprocate you at all, and turned around and left.
You are so dissatisfied that you even forgot to take your Fei Jia out of the house together.
Strange to say, you thought that Gogol would drag Tosi away with everything he said, but he didn't do so, and the reason turned out to be—"If you add Mr. Tosi, we won't be able to squeeze into a taxi! "
You are ecstatic, thinking that Gogol is indeed Mr. Dostoevsky's teammate.
When you arrive at Naishuang's store, the people who came first have already chosen their bathrobes and put them on. Naishuang's mother likes you very much and takes good care of you. When I heard that these people are good friends of you and Naishuang , I stopped the job and said that I would drive the clothes that everyone changed to your home.
Although you are still sulking and don't want to talk to Tuo Si, but for the safety of Milk Cream's mother (?), you still log on to WeChat and send a message to Tuo Si, asking him to pretend that no one is at home. Not long after, he sent you back an emoji of himself—yes, it was his own (paper man) emoji, meaning: Got it.
"Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooen Here
"How many times have I told you not to talk about death all the time! If you die, you won't be able to see it!?" Even when he was being persecuted, Zhong couldn't help but worry about the other party's life safety.
"...Yeah, that's great, I like sour cream." You answered her without any ups and downs in your tone.
"You are sour, so what have you become? Sour tea?...It doesn't sound good at all!" Milk Cream took your hand and dragged you to the fitting room, "Don't be unhappy! No Is it because that little bastard Tuosi doesn't understand women's hearts at all!"
"No, I think he understands, but he insists on deliberately pretending that he doesn't understand... No, he doesn't even bother to pretend, isn't that even more annoying!"
"...Smelly men are not worth it!" Milk Cream patted your cheek lightly, and woke you up with one sentence, "With Gogol and Sigma here, what crumbs of rice balls do you need!"
"——!" Your eyes suddenly lit up, and you clapped your hands heavily on Nai Shuang's shoulders, "You are right, there are so many cuties waiting for me!"
Just when you turned around to go to find your only designated pistachio and baby Sigma, Dazai, who had changed into a yukata, blocked your way.
He chose a cyan-colored yukata dotted with Japanese-style patterns, which suits him very well.You looked up and found that he was still scratching and weaving a little twist for himself with interest.
"...Don't bother with other people, it's a rare opportunity, how about going on a double date with me?"
The author has something to say:
Dazai really never gives up the opportunity to poach corners (x
Recently, Kawenka is very good, I am very sorry for the late update (Dogeza
He is holding back his big move, he really can do it!We have to trust him! ! ! (When I say this, I feel guilty
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