I only like you as a paper man

Tosi didn't want to answer Dazai's question "Do you have an ex-girlfriend?" After all, no matter whether he answered "yes" or "no", the thing he had to face in the end was the same, that is—being persecuted.

He has emphasized it countless times, just like the answer to the previous question, it's not that he can't, it's just that he doesn't want to.Besides, no matter what the answer is, he thinks you will be unhappy.

...?Why should he consider your mood.

This thought came to his mind in an instant, but he quickly found a suitable explanation for himself: because you are noisy and troublesome when you make a fuss.

Except for Dazai, the three people at the next table were scrambling to clean up the dishes, or they were too embarrassed to leave all the work to one person and began to divide the work.

As for the table here, he knew that Hasebe could only deal with the aftermath with his toes. He didn't expect the two people present to help, and he didn't even bother to force them to help——

After all, Tuosi looked like he had a face that said "I've never done such a thing in my life", his dark circles even made Hasebe a little suspicious, "Can this person really hold the plate firmly?" .As for Gogol, he seems like one of those... characters who would throw a plate out on purpose and then act cute and say he slipped his hand.

How about letting them pay for disposable tableware next time?

Hasebe thought so, and he praised his own idea.

"I'm going back to my room." Tosi didn't want to stay with Dazai for a second.

"It's really boring, Majin." Dazai stood up after him, ready to take the opportunity to escape.Yes, running over to mock Tosi on purpose was actually included in his plan of not wanting to wash the dishes.

"Wait a minute, Mr. Tuo Si!" Gogol stopped in front of Tuo Si, "Where is my room?"

"Huh." Dazai pondered in his mind for a while, "Speaking of which, are there any more rooms here?"

"What—it's gone!" Gogol turned around and stood beside Tuosi again, "I can't help it. From this point of view, I can only squeeze with Mr. Tuosi!"

"Please allow me to refuse." Tuosi said, "Mr. Gogol, what do you think if you squeeze with Mr. Hasebe?"

"No matter what he wants, I don't want to." Hasebe said while packing the dishes, "However, if it's the order of the Lord, it's a different matter."

"...I don't think Chacha will wrong Hasebe-kun and Atsu-kun when she is wronged by anyone." Dazai said, "Also, I don't think she will wrong Gogol, Kunikida-kun, or Chuya... "

"Eh, so..." Dazai stopped his waving hand in mid-air, turned his head and looked at Dosi, "...there are only me and Fyodor left! Don't! I don’t even want to die!!! I’d rather die——!”

"A suicidal maniac who wants to commit suicide every day is not qualified to say something like 'I don't want to die'!" Zhong Yuan Zhong also made a complaint.

"How many times do I have to say it before you understand Chuya! I've already said that I don't simply want to commit suicide, but I want to die in love with a beautiful woman! Do you understand how to die in love!!! You can't die in love if you die alone!"

"If I understand, then my brain is broken, okay!?"

"Wh-what-! Chuya! So your head is not broken!!! That's really surprising!!!"

"You bastard Dazai, believe it or not, I'll blow your head off!"

"I think this is a good idea! I will accept Mr. Tuosi's room—this is like saying 'I will accept Mr. Tuosi's heart'!" Guoge straightened out Following Dazai's words, he continued.

"...Please allow me to refuse." Tuo Sisheng had nothing to love, "It's better to say that I will never agree, Mr. Gogol."

"Then what if Chacha said this sentence?" Gogol asked again.

"...Which sentence?"

"'Tuo Sijun's heart is for me to accept'!"

"She would just yell at me as a paper figure, 'I will accept Fei Jia's heart'...? So, this assumption is not valid."

"Fyodor." Dazai interjected, "...I don't think you can blame your little fan girl for doubting you every day!"

"...Then, I also hope that Dazai-kun will not be dismissed as a scumbag by his little fans in the future."

The fire in the air|||the smell of medicine pervades.

"Then please ask the Lord to arrange it." Hasebe concluded.

So, everyone started a heated discussion on "who will knock on the door of Chacha who is angry". At the end of the discussion, everyone in the detective agency & Nakahara Nakahara also said: "Turn us off and decide to stay in the living room to watch the show."

In the end, it was Gogol himself who made him your only designated pistachio.

Gogol knocks on your door.

You, who are tidying up the surroundings in the room, looked at the badge in your hand and asked without raising your head, "Who?"

"Guess who I am--!"

"If you have something to do, come in directly, the door is unlocked."

You are still pouted in anger.

You don't like others to make decisions for you without authorization, even if you replace something you don't like with something you like, it's the same, as if being manipulated by someone.

Of course, you also know that if Tosi really wants to control you, it will definitely not be such a simple matter.

...So, you can't think of what kind of mentality he has to make this move, and this is what makes you sulk.Just like you follow the update of the literary giant Xiaoyegou manga every month, the recent monthly plot seems to be able to refresh your understanding of Fei Jiaqin, so that every time you feel that you don’t know him at all.

Then, you start to shut yourself out.

"Then interrupt!" After Gogol came in, he closed your door again.

Outside the door, Dazai and Tosi were monitoring together, in case Gogol sold them out directly.

"Wow-"

Like everyone who enters your room, Gogol is startled, and he yells in surprise.

"How do you feel, Fyodor?" Dazai asked outside the door.

"...I'm used to it, Mr. Dazai." Tuosi didn't think so, but he felt that Gogol had already given him face by not rushing out on the spot.

"It turns out that the whole room is full of Mr. Tuo Si, this is really AMAZING!" Gogol walked up to you, picked up a badge scattered on your bed, "... this Tuo... no, who is this?"

"This is Toru Amuro from the studio next door." You reply, "I'm sorting out the things I bought earlier."

"Hahahahaha, does Chacha also like him?"

"If I don't like it, I won't buy it!"

"Natosi-kun and this man named Amuro Toru, who looks much darker than Tosi-kun, which one does Chacha like better?"

Tuo Sijun, I can only help you so far, you should thank me.

Gogol is confident.

"... Huh?" You looked at Gogol suspiciously, "There is no comparison at all!"

Tuo Si outside the door: Well, that's right (confidence).

"Yes, yes, after all, Mr. Tuosi..."

"Toru Amuro... No, Brother Furutani Rei is the most perfect man in the world! He is so good, and good, and good, how can other people compare with him!?" You interrupted Gogol, opened your mouth Put your hands in a "Can anyone else do it!" gesture.

Dazai outside the door: It’s too bad, I’m about to start sympathizing with Fyodor (laughing badly).

Tuo Si outside the door: ... Is she really my little fan girl?No she's not, I'm really used to it.

"Huh?" Gogol was stunned for a second.

"I know, Mr. Gogol, you are here to help Mr. Dostoyevsky speak well!" You put the badge in your hand back into the ziplock bag, put it back to back with another badge, and then Put them back in the Lego box, "It's okay, I'm not mad!"

"Hahahaha, but Chacha, your face looks like a puffer fish." Gogol poked your cheek like he poked Tuosi just now.

"I have a reason for this!"

"What—what's the reason?" Gogol opened his hand and put it next to his ear, "If you have any troubles, I'm all ears!"

"really?"

"of course it's true!"

"I don't believe it, who knows when you'll say 'you can't believe what the clown says'!" You made a face at Gogol.

"Hahahahaha, that's true☆ Chacha really understands me~ so she also understands Tuo Sijun very well!"

"... Mr. Gogol, do you really think that there is one person in the world who can understand another person?"

"No, of course I don't think so, Chacha." Gogol's voice suddenly calmed down, just like when he took off his mask in front of Dun, "So I said 'understand', not ' Understood."

"…………"

You don't want to discuss these advanced issues with the paper people for the time being, after all, you don't want people around you to peep into your heart.If it weren't for that, you wouldn't be pouring all your love on people who don't actually exist.

"So, what do Mr. Gogol want from me?" You abruptly changed the subject.

"Ah, that's right, I actually forgot the business." Gogol didn't press further, "Tuo Sijun and the others said there are no vacancies, so where should I live?"

"Oh, yes..." You climbed out of bed and walked to the door.

As soon as you open the door, you will see Dosi and Dazai sneaking in front of your door.

"What are you doing?" You looked at the two of them speechlessly.

"...It's nothing." Tosi replied calmly, "...just suddenly wanted to see the picture hanging at the door of your room."

The Dazai next to him listened to Dosi's answer, and then looked at the "Dazai Osamu and Dostoevsky" double hanging picture that you posted today, and threw him a pair of "Majin yours" Is your brain broken?" expression.

The author has something to say:

Tuo: Sorry, I was distracted so I started talking nonsense.

When Toru Amuro comes, Tuo will feel the pressure (not

Yes_(:з」∠)_Toru Amuro will come, and Saku Oda will come too

Although it looks like a daily sand sculpture, there is still a small main line, and other characters will be arranged according to their mood~

If there is a character that everyone wants to see, and it is not convenient for me to arrange it into the main text, after the main text is over, it will be written in the episode w

PS. I can only write the qvq I have seen. If it is not in the pit, then... (Doxiaza