I only like you as a paper man

This sentence appeared in an animation you once liked.

The general idea is "even if it is extraordinary, after you get used to it, it will become a constant routine."

At that time, you were only in junior high school, and you still couldn't understand the meaning of this sentence, but now you fully understand——

Living with the paper man in the past is just wishful thinking in the hearts of you and most people in the world, and it is a dream that can never be realized.I still remember the few days when Tosi and Dazai first arrived, you lived with them timidly... At that time, you were a younger brother.

However, it is different now.

After the paper man travels to the real world, even though there are people going back every day, and paper man crossing over every day, even this is something you are used to now.Such "non-daily" is just "daily" to you.

In addition, there are only a few paper figurines going back and forth, and you will be used to it for a long time.

Unless there is a paper man that you have never seen before, why are you still surprised by the fact that the paper man is reversed?

Probably the God of Mary Sue wanted to have some fun for you, so he arranged this kind of plot that would make your pupils and brain quake together.

You don't know how to describe your mood at the moment.

You wake up early as usual—well, not at all, because you usually sleep in late.In short, when you woke up today, you found a black-haired woman who had never seen before was carefully watching "Guide to Traveling to Another World" while rubbing her chin.

She's wearing the same Dostoevsky coat, so that your first reaction is - Fyodor, you really are, you know, women's clothing is only once and countless times.

But you take a closer look - this is not right, your Fyodor is obviously 1.8 meters, but the person in front of you is only about 1.6 meters five.

Who, who! ?

Just when you were at a loss, a woman dressed exactly like Tuo Si noticed your gaze.She turns and walks gracefully towards you—

"...I think, you should be Miss Chacha, right?"

"I, I am..." You were stunned, because the woman's tone was exactly the same as your Fyodor's.A terrible idea immediately appeared in your mind, so you had no choice but to continue to ask: "That...are you...?"

"...It's a bit hot here." She didn't answer your question directly, but complained like this, and took off her coat.

You immediately took the coat from her hand, found her a pair of summer slippers, and kindly asked if she would like you to lend her the summer dress.

She did not refuse.

So you took her...to the bathroom.

In fact, you originally planned to bring her directly to your room, but you suddenly realized that your room is full of your Fei Jia kisses... No way!Others can watch!You can watch it all!But you don't want yourself to lose your non-existent face in front of this woman!

After all, after all...!

You pull out a loose dress from your closet and you can only lend her this one because her boobs are... ummm.

Ah, I really want to……………………………………

Well, if she's who you're thinking of, you'd really like to (*muffled*).

Yes, you are a pervert.

after all!Who doesn't like big breasted ladies! ! !

You stuffed the dress to her, while you sat upright in the living room and waited for her.It's like a nervous virgin waiting for his partner to get out of the shower and start doing something inappropriate.

You feel that you have died without regrets.

Compared with the fact that you and Fyodor are in a relationship, seeing this person will make you sigh more without regret.

Not long after, the woman turned the doorknob of the toilet and walked out of the toilet with her changed clothes.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai, who had been sleepless all night, heard the movement in the corridor, and because he was too bored, he wanted to come out to have some fun, and opened the door.

The two of them collided.

Before you have time to stop Osamu Dazai, he has played his housekeeping skills (occasionally you will think that this tm is his passive skill at all!)-inviting women to die with him.

"This beautiful lady." Dazai squatted in front of the woman, holding her right hand, and the background behind him seemed to be turning into pink flowers with love, "I just came to this different world, I think you must be very happy." Anxiety...I understand, I understand, after all, I also came here like this. Since we have all had such a mood, why don't you die for love with me!!!"

"…………"

You stopped the movement you just took, and froze in place.

In the next second, you took out your mobile phone without hesitation, and took a burst of quick shots of the frozen picture in front of you.

At this moment, Tuo Si, who stayed up all night and didn't know what he was busy with, happened to come down from the second floor.However, his reason was different from Dazai Osamu's, not because he was too busy to panic, but because he was hungry.

Just when he was about to ask you to make him something to eat, he saw your wretched smile.

……

Sorry, as a man, as a cultural person, as an elegant devil Dostoevsky, he really shouldn't describe his girlfriend in this way.However, for him now, besides the word obscene, he couldn't find any other more appropriate word.

What are you looking at?

Dosi looked in front of your line of sight curiously, and saw Osamu Dazai squatting in front of a woman.

Oh, routine, is it worth pulling out your phone to take a picture too?Hasn't he always been this virtuous?

He was very dismissive.

Originally, it was like this.

Until the next moment, he and the woman's eyes met.

This may be because the radio wave sensor of the same kind of person played a role, and he could tell at a glance that the woman in front of him was not simple at all.

Moreover, it is very similar to myself.

Then, the next second—

The woman finally spoke to answer your question.

"Miss Chacha, did you just ask about who I am?"

"Yes, yes..." You felt guilty.

Because you know, Dazai was miserable.

This misery is not the kind of misery that he will be beaten up next, but a kind of misery that can make him feel desperate from the inside out.You know, there are not many opportunities for Osamu Dazai to feel this kind of despair. If you compare it, it should be the feeling of despair that he accidentally stepped into the same bathhouse as Nakahara Nakaya.

......

Well, it's scary to think about it.

In short, three seconds of silence for the bathhouse.

"Let me answer you, maybe you don't believe it..." She deliberately paused, and glanced at Osamu Dazai with contemptuous eyes.

...Well, I seem to have seen such a gaze somewhere.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help feeling a chill run down his back.

"...my name is Fyunia Dostoevsky."

Grass, it really is!

You're here! ! !

——Sister Tuo and I stick together! ! !I can now post with Sister Tuo! ! !Ah, no, Sister Tuo has already put on my clothes, and we have already posted them! !Rounding up is married oh yeah! ! !

That's right, it's you who should be the most excited among the people present, but there is someone who had a bigger reaction before you yelled out.

"...Gah——————————————————————————————————!!!"

Osamu Dazai let out an inhuman scream as if he had been hit by a 10-ton slug. At the same time, he retreated at the speed of light and almost hit Tosi, who had no time to dodge.

"Wh, what... what did you say??? I must have misheard, right! How could such a lovely lady be... how could it be...! The devil must have specially hired a beautiful woman to fuck me That's right!!!"

Osamu Dazai swears that he has never experienced this kind of feeling... Although he does feel that this lady looks familiar, but this lady looks beautiful and intellectual, and there is no such precedent before - even if he It’s Osamu Dazai who can calculate everything with a magical calculation, can predict and reverse prediction with Dostoyevsky, and has unlimited matryoshka matryoshka. He can’t count that Fyodor, who is sexually transformed, will reverse time travel. ! ! !

He - just - doesn't - believe - believe - ah -!

"Do I need to repeat that, Mr. Dazai who asked me if I wanted to die for love when I first came up..." No matter how you look at it, Sister Tuo did it on purpose, she just wanted to entrap this male Dazai on purpose!

"No, no need...let me..."

Before Osamu Dazai finished speaking, he was interrupted by Nakaya who heard the movement and went out.

"Why are you so noisy in the morning, you mackerel!?"

He can't wait to go up and give Dazai a punch, you know he just had a dream about him and Nai Shuang... and then!He was woken up! ! !

This is revenge for taking his wife! ! !

Can you give him back a sweet dream? ?You must know that this is the only sweet dream he has this week. The other dreams are either that Nai Frost eloped with you, or that Nai Frost was kidnapped and was unfortunately torn apart, or that Nai Frost was addicted to CP and got on his head every day. Shouting "I beg you and Mr. Dazai to get married!"...

...What is this tm talking about!Damn Osamu Dazai!How about returning his sweet dream of Zhongye in the Central Plains!

"Oh."

However, Tuosi was unaware of these psychological activities of Chuya, he took the opportunity to aim at the opportunity, and did not hesitate to help himself with a different gender to make up for Osamu Dazai——

"Dazai-kun was just asking me as a woman...whether I want to die in love with him."

The author has something to say:

Sister Tuo’s name is a mess (….

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