I only like you as a paper man
Chapter 139 [Extra] Cookies
"sleepy……"
You lay on the bed in Dosi's room, hugged his pillow, and rolled back and forth on the bed.
"What if you just sleep if you're sleepy? Today is your holiday, so there's no reason why you have to force yourself not to sleep." Tosi answered you without turning his head while typing on the keyboard.
You have enough reasons to doubt that, in fact, Tuosi's girlfriend is a computer, not you at all, you are just his affair object.
When you are tired, you should rest, and when you are sleepy on rest days, you should sleep—it is true, but don’t ordinary couples take the opportunity to go out for a date to hang out with the dog?
Just like cream and Nakahara.
Cream and Zhong, who were having a happy date outside, also sneezed at the same time.
……never mind.
You threw the pillow aside, got up, hugged Tuosi from the side, rubbed it, and took another deep breath.This is one of the sources of your daily happiness.
By the way, the remaining source of happiness is doing the same thing to Fei Jia's kissing pillow.
Wouldn't it be scary if Tuo Si really became a person who only thought about going out with his girlfriend when he was in a relationship?
...Although it is scary that he can fall in love with people.
Every time you think about it, there's a 75% chance you'll want to shut yourself up in a corner.
You think that you are really a sinner through the ages, and you actually killed your own life, Ooxi. If you had known this, you might as well have died in love with Osamu Dazai earlier, so as to save you from harming your Mr. Dostoevsky.
"Do you mind if I sleep here?"
"Of course not...But, if you haven't woken up by the time Hasebe-kun and the others go home, I will wake you up earlier."
"Are you afraid that you will be dragged to a trial meeting?"
"No." Tuosi said, moved his body, hugged you back and rubbed your head, "I'm afraid Mr. Gogol and Mr. Dazai will make fun of you. I don't think you want to be treated like that by them." treat it?"
Although it is true that there are many reasons for not wanting to be dragged to the trial meeting, because it is too time-consuming... However, it would be too bad if I didn't take the opportunity to talk sweetly.
"It's okay, let them be sour. Besides, they have nothing to do, but they think you can't do it. We can take the opportunity to fight back!"
"........."
Although, have you forgotten?Who was the one who took the lead in hacking him in the first place?
Can you reflect on it?
"Look, I can now help you perjure yourself!"
...do you really know what you're talking about?
And why perjury?perjury?Why perjury?You can all do what adults should do in a fair manner, and still use it as perjury?Do you know that some things should be said and some things should not be said?
"False evidence?" Tuo Si frowned, "Do you think you can hide it from the Dazai?"
"It's fine, as long as I'm in collusion, or you teach me how to deal with Mr. Dazai, wouldn't it be fine?"
...are you serious?
By the way, this is too far away from the topic, right?
"Of course, this is also a method. However, I can also teach you some other methods..."
"Huh? What what?"
"Didn't you say it before when you thought it was April Fool's Day, and then tried to deceive me with some stupid words? In your heart, shouldn't normal couples do some 'things only grown-ups would do'?"
"That's true, but my target is you, and you're not a normal person!" Your mouth flickered, and after you finished speaking, you realized that your words were too strange, and then changed your words, "...I mean, between us You can’t equate your relationship with a normal couple, can you?”
"So that's why a certain document on your computer desktop was blank...?"
Come, come, he started to turn over old scores again.
"...Why are you still mentioning this! Didn't you say at the time that the document no longer exists!"
"Is that why you changed the password to 'woyongyuanxihuantaizaizhi'?"
"...You, listen to my explanation." You have a guilty conscience. If you had known this day, if you had known that you would be able to have sex with the devil Dostoevsky, you would not have changed such a password. !
"Isn't there a common saying in this world——Isn't explanation just to cover up?"
"I don't like Dazai-san!"
"Really, then... who do you like?"
Tuosi is always like this, obviously he is hard to speak, he has never even expressed his love for you positively, never said "I like you"... But he just likes to find opportunities for you to say a few more words , pour out your love to him.
"Aren't you asking knowingly?" You bit his neck lightly, and you don't know where and when you started to develop the habit. When Tosi said, "I just mean what you can do to me." " attitude, you can't help biting him.
"This kind of answer doesn't count. Please tell me, who is it?"
"...Of course it's you!" After finishing speaking, you took another hard bite at the same place.If you want to get something for nothing, there is no door!
"Who am I?"
"...Are you playing a 'guess who I am' meme, Mr. Dostoevsky. Let me tell you, my friend did you and Mr. Dazai's 'guess who I am' some time ago Who's handwriting was uploaded to Station B, yay!"
"I didn't." Tuo Si activated his skill: Kill him and deny it, ignore your topic about your gay friend at all, it's not a good thing to hear - he refers to the content of the handwritten book you mentioned.
"However." He added, "As for my address, I think you can change it to something more appropriate."
"...For example?" You just left Tuo Si's embrace and sat on the edge of the bed.
"...For example, what do you think of the name you use to call me who exists only as a paper man?"
"......... Hmm." You tilted your head, "Are you jealous? Jealous of Fei Jia's kiss?"
"Unfortunately, I'm not jealous of 'him'."
"...you say that as if you would be jealous of others!" You made it clear, "Since Mr. Dostoevsky has spoken like this, it is not impossible, but..."
"but?"
"It's too bad for me to change my name, why don't you change it too?"
"……for example?"
"For example, 'Chacha Jiang', 'Little Kitten', or, 'My dear Chacha...'..." After the game, you couldn't speak anymore, you just covered your mouth like Dazai did, "Forget it, I'll say thank you first."
"...?" What the hell is going on with you.
"But, if I call you Fedya, won't it be difficult to distinguish Fedya from you? How about a compromise, Mr. Fyodor?"
"..." Tuosi was silent for a few seconds. Anyway, the paper man you like is also him, so there is no big difference. "Okay, it's also possible... But I hope you can remove the suffix name."
"Then...Fyodor...?"
"Ah."
"Fyodor."
"I'm here."
"Fyodor!!!"
"...If you want to keep shouting, please do so."
"Didn't you ask me to yell this?" You tilted your head again, "It's really a different kind of pleasure to yell like this. I can yell twice in the time I used to call you once!"
Tosi: "........."
Sorry for the long name. (Draw)
"Aren't you sleepy?" Tosi changed the subject, "...Could it be that you are expecting me to sing you a lullaby?"
"...a lullaby? I think reciting scriptures is more suitable for you." You answered without thinking. After all, you used to complain to your friends that Fei Jia was like a monk... well, you can't say that now Yes, after all, he's already gone.So, you changed your mind again: "If you're not busy, how about you consider reading me a bedtime story?"
"Can……"
"Forget it! I'm not a child anymore! Of course I have to do something that adults would do before going to bed!" You didn't give Tuo Si a chance to answer you, and interrupted him on your own initiative.I don't know if it's his illusion, but your attitude towards him is closer to Gogol after the official relationship.
You climbed up to his computer chair on your own initiative, but the computer chair is too small to allow you to stick your whole body on it, so your center of gravity is still stable on the bed.You maintained a delicate posture, approaching him without giving him a chance to reject you or escape.Before he could react, your lips were on his.
As if dissatisfied with the initiative in your hands, he clasped your head, put his arms around your waist, skillfully inserted his tongue between your lips and teeth, and entangled with your little tongue.
You subconsciously want to run away, but find that you can't move at all.The weak Russian just claims to be weak, or in other words, even if he is weak, he can easily control you.
You dare not open your eyes.
When you kissed him before, you secretly opened it once, and the moment you met his cosmic deep pupils, you just felt that you couldn't think about anything.Oops, if you continue to look at it like this, you won’t be able to help but sink into it——
After that, you never try to open your eyes again.
When you think of Tosi looking at you, you feel ashamed as hell.
Speaking of which, how long is this guy going to kiss——
you are fast-
You can't breathe, can you--
Even if Tosi noticed this, he didn't let go.
Rather, he did it on purpose.
... Well, it should be almost the same, if the kiss continues like this, even he himself will be deprived of oxygen.
He finally left your lips.
Then—
He gently pushed you back on the bed, wiped the corner of his mouth, and fell in love with his computer again.
"Go to sleep, my Chacha."
"...???"
shit.
What's the matter with this man? ? ?
Pull up your pants and don't recognize anyone? ? ?
...It doesn't seem right, but it's not bad, right? ? ?
"Fyodor, you—!"
"What's wrong with me? Look... I gave you a good night kiss too, it's time to sleep."
Tuo Si squinted at you, and seeing you looking like you were about to explode, he was indescribably happy.
"Come here! You did it on purpose!!! You crumb rice ball!!!"
You drag him from the computer chair to the bed, wishing you could suffocate him with the pillows next to you.
"But... Isn't the topic just now 'what to do before going to bed'? Since you have already asked me for a good night kiss, you should go to sleep peacefully, right?"
"Or……"
He turned sideways, stroked your side face, and approached you——
"...do you want more?"
The author has something to say:
And fuck off (crap!
感谢在2020-03-1900:11:40~2020-03-2020:05:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Yinji;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:有点胖胖的兔桑22瓶;猫妖勿扰8瓶;车车5瓶;月照城头乌半飞3瓶;一点也不好心的俄罗斯2瓶;nisphy1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
You lay on the bed in Dosi's room, hugged his pillow, and rolled back and forth on the bed.
"What if you just sleep if you're sleepy? Today is your holiday, so there's no reason why you have to force yourself not to sleep." Tosi answered you without turning his head while typing on the keyboard.
You have enough reasons to doubt that, in fact, Tuosi's girlfriend is a computer, not you at all, you are just his affair object.
When you are tired, you should rest, and when you are sleepy on rest days, you should sleep—it is true, but don’t ordinary couples take the opportunity to go out for a date to hang out with the dog?
Just like cream and Nakahara.
Cream and Zhong, who were having a happy date outside, also sneezed at the same time.
……never mind.
You threw the pillow aside, got up, hugged Tuosi from the side, rubbed it, and took another deep breath.This is one of the sources of your daily happiness.
By the way, the remaining source of happiness is doing the same thing to Fei Jia's kissing pillow.
Wouldn't it be scary if Tuo Si really became a person who only thought about going out with his girlfriend when he was in a relationship?
...Although it is scary that he can fall in love with people.
Every time you think about it, there's a 75% chance you'll want to shut yourself up in a corner.
You think that you are really a sinner through the ages, and you actually killed your own life, Ooxi. If you had known this, you might as well have died in love with Osamu Dazai earlier, so as to save you from harming your Mr. Dostoevsky.
"Do you mind if I sleep here?"
"Of course not...But, if you haven't woken up by the time Hasebe-kun and the others go home, I will wake you up earlier."
"Are you afraid that you will be dragged to a trial meeting?"
"No." Tuosi said, moved his body, hugged you back and rubbed your head, "I'm afraid Mr. Gogol and Mr. Dazai will make fun of you. I don't think you want to be treated like that by them." treat it?"
Although it is true that there are many reasons for not wanting to be dragged to the trial meeting, because it is too time-consuming... However, it would be too bad if I didn't take the opportunity to talk sweetly.
"It's okay, let them be sour. Besides, they have nothing to do, but they think you can't do it. We can take the opportunity to fight back!"
"........."
Although, have you forgotten?Who was the one who took the lead in hacking him in the first place?
Can you reflect on it?
"Look, I can now help you perjure yourself!"
...do you really know what you're talking about?
And why perjury?perjury?Why perjury?You can all do what adults should do in a fair manner, and still use it as perjury?Do you know that some things should be said and some things should not be said?
"False evidence?" Tuo Si frowned, "Do you think you can hide it from the Dazai?"
"It's fine, as long as I'm in collusion, or you teach me how to deal with Mr. Dazai, wouldn't it be fine?"
...are you serious?
By the way, this is too far away from the topic, right?
"Of course, this is also a method. However, I can also teach you some other methods..."
"Huh? What what?"
"Didn't you say it before when you thought it was April Fool's Day, and then tried to deceive me with some stupid words? In your heart, shouldn't normal couples do some 'things only grown-ups would do'?"
"That's true, but my target is you, and you're not a normal person!" Your mouth flickered, and after you finished speaking, you realized that your words were too strange, and then changed your words, "...I mean, between us You can’t equate your relationship with a normal couple, can you?”
"So that's why a certain document on your computer desktop was blank...?"
Come, come, he started to turn over old scores again.
"...Why are you still mentioning this! Didn't you say at the time that the document no longer exists!"
"Is that why you changed the password to 'woyongyuanxihuantaizaizhi'?"
"...You, listen to my explanation." You have a guilty conscience. If you had known this day, if you had known that you would be able to have sex with the devil Dostoevsky, you would not have changed such a password. !
"Isn't there a common saying in this world——Isn't explanation just to cover up?"
"I don't like Dazai-san!"
"Really, then... who do you like?"
Tuosi is always like this, obviously he is hard to speak, he has never even expressed his love for you positively, never said "I like you"... But he just likes to find opportunities for you to say a few more words , pour out your love to him.
"Aren't you asking knowingly?" You bit his neck lightly, and you don't know where and when you started to develop the habit. When Tosi said, "I just mean what you can do to me." " attitude, you can't help biting him.
"This kind of answer doesn't count. Please tell me, who is it?"
"...Of course it's you!" After finishing speaking, you took another hard bite at the same place.If you want to get something for nothing, there is no door!
"Who am I?"
"...Are you playing a 'guess who I am' meme, Mr. Dostoevsky. Let me tell you, my friend did you and Mr. Dazai's 'guess who I am' some time ago Who's handwriting was uploaded to Station B, yay!"
"I didn't." Tuo Si activated his skill: Kill him and deny it, ignore your topic about your gay friend at all, it's not a good thing to hear - he refers to the content of the handwritten book you mentioned.
"However." He added, "As for my address, I think you can change it to something more appropriate."
"...For example?" You just left Tuo Si's embrace and sat on the edge of the bed.
"...For example, what do you think of the name you use to call me who exists only as a paper man?"
"......... Hmm." You tilted your head, "Are you jealous? Jealous of Fei Jia's kiss?"
"Unfortunately, I'm not jealous of 'him'."
"...you say that as if you would be jealous of others!" You made it clear, "Since Mr. Dostoevsky has spoken like this, it is not impossible, but..."
"but?"
"It's too bad for me to change my name, why don't you change it too?"
"……for example?"
"For example, 'Chacha Jiang', 'Little Kitten', or, 'My dear Chacha...'..." After the game, you couldn't speak anymore, you just covered your mouth like Dazai did, "Forget it, I'll say thank you first."
"...?" What the hell is going on with you.
"But, if I call you Fedya, won't it be difficult to distinguish Fedya from you? How about a compromise, Mr. Fyodor?"
"..." Tuosi was silent for a few seconds. Anyway, the paper man you like is also him, so there is no big difference. "Okay, it's also possible... But I hope you can remove the suffix name."
"Then...Fyodor...?"
"Ah."
"Fyodor."
"I'm here."
"Fyodor!!!"
"...If you want to keep shouting, please do so."
"Didn't you ask me to yell this?" You tilted your head again, "It's really a different kind of pleasure to yell like this. I can yell twice in the time I used to call you once!"
Tosi: "........."
Sorry for the long name. (Draw)
"Aren't you sleepy?" Tosi changed the subject, "...Could it be that you are expecting me to sing you a lullaby?"
"...a lullaby? I think reciting scriptures is more suitable for you." You answered without thinking. After all, you used to complain to your friends that Fei Jia was like a monk... well, you can't say that now Yes, after all, he's already gone.So, you changed your mind again: "If you're not busy, how about you consider reading me a bedtime story?"
"Can……"
"Forget it! I'm not a child anymore! Of course I have to do something that adults would do before going to bed!" You didn't give Tuo Si a chance to answer you, and interrupted him on your own initiative.I don't know if it's his illusion, but your attitude towards him is closer to Gogol after the official relationship.
You climbed up to his computer chair on your own initiative, but the computer chair is too small to allow you to stick your whole body on it, so your center of gravity is still stable on the bed.You maintained a delicate posture, approaching him without giving him a chance to reject you or escape.Before he could react, your lips were on his.
As if dissatisfied with the initiative in your hands, he clasped your head, put his arms around your waist, skillfully inserted his tongue between your lips and teeth, and entangled with your little tongue.
You subconsciously want to run away, but find that you can't move at all.The weak Russian just claims to be weak, or in other words, even if he is weak, he can easily control you.
You dare not open your eyes.
When you kissed him before, you secretly opened it once, and the moment you met his cosmic deep pupils, you just felt that you couldn't think about anything.Oops, if you continue to look at it like this, you won’t be able to help but sink into it——
After that, you never try to open your eyes again.
When you think of Tosi looking at you, you feel ashamed as hell.
Speaking of which, how long is this guy going to kiss——
you are fast-
You can't breathe, can you--
Even if Tosi noticed this, he didn't let go.
Rather, he did it on purpose.
... Well, it should be almost the same, if the kiss continues like this, even he himself will be deprived of oxygen.
He finally left your lips.
Then—
He gently pushed you back on the bed, wiped the corner of his mouth, and fell in love with his computer again.
"Go to sleep, my Chacha."
"...???"
shit.
What's the matter with this man? ? ?
Pull up your pants and don't recognize anyone? ? ?
...It doesn't seem right, but it's not bad, right? ? ?
"Fyodor, you—!"
"What's wrong with me? Look... I gave you a good night kiss too, it's time to sleep."
Tuo Si squinted at you, and seeing you looking like you were about to explode, he was indescribably happy.
"Come here! You did it on purpose!!! You crumb rice ball!!!"
You drag him from the computer chair to the bed, wishing you could suffocate him with the pillows next to you.
"But... Isn't the topic just now 'what to do before going to bed'? Since you have already asked me for a good night kiss, you should go to sleep peacefully, right?"
"Or……"
He turned sideways, stroked your side face, and approached you——
"...do you want more?"
The author has something to say:
And fuck off (crap!
感谢在2020-03-1900:11:40~2020-03-2020:05:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Yinji;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:有点胖胖的兔桑22瓶;猫妖勿扰8瓶;车车5瓶;月照城头乌半飞3瓶;一点也不好心的俄罗斯2瓶;nisphy1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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