I only like you as a paper man

"What!? Your lord and that crumb rice ball are locked in a secret room!?"

Hasebe, who was absent-mindedly playing Three Kingdoms Killing as a make-up tool for Three Kingdoms Killing, was always monitoring the situation over there. After hearing the conversation between the clerk and the store manager, Hasebe slapped the table excitedly, almost knocking the table over.

The Innocent Table: I'm Too Hard.jpg.

"What???" Zhong also became excited, after all, judging from your fear of ghosts just now...you must be scared to death now.

What's more, the devil is still staying by your side, isn't this adding another level of horror to the word horror!

"Where is the monitoring? Where is the monitoring!?"

For the first time in his life, Gogol, who hated the monitor the most, felt that the monitor was really a good thing, and he couldn't wait to watch the fun.

ha!Tuo Sijun!If you don't do something with such a good opportunity, then you really can't do it!

"Damn...Damn it, Fyodor...!!! God is so unfair to give Fyodor such a good chance...!!!"

Osamu Dazai was about to die of anger. It seems that even the heaven wanted you and Tosi to be locked up, so they locked you in a secret room and swallowed the key by yourself.

This is the selfishness of God!Otherwise, why can't he step into your love line?He is Osamu Dazai who everyone loves and scolds!

"Miss Chacha, is everything okay!?"

Sigma is still more worried about your personal safety than those messy interpersonal gossips.

"...I'll go and ask about the situation, and I'll come back as soon as I go!"

Nairhuang slapped her chest, resolutely decided to shoulder the important task of saving you, and rushed to the front desk together with Hasebe.

Half a minute later, Nai Frost brought Hasebe back to report the situation.

"It was said that there was something wrong with the electrical wiring, so Chacha and the others were locked in a small elevator...it was a small room that moved left and right in a secret room, so we had to wait for a professional to repair it...oh, there is an exhaust fan so Don't be afraid of being suffocated, don't worry. By the way, there is no surveillance in this small room."

"Maybe this is God's help in the legend...Damn it, Fyodor! Why did Fyodor get such a good chance instead of me! If it was me, I could take this opportunity to intercept the Hooman !"

"The bandage blames you for why you only want to cut off the Humoren! In fact, your true love is the Humoren!?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also broke the secret with one word.

"Ah oh, then Chacha can eat sugar." The milk cream who knows your taste clapped and applauded. It's a pity that you are not here.

"What sugar?" Sigma asked without knowing how to activate his skills.

"Her CP's candy." Nai Frost sold you without hesitation—and she didn't forget to take out her mobile phone and leave you a message on QQ, lest she forget.

Osamu Dazai: …………? ? ? ? ……………………………? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

"Yeah, I'm sorry...let me throw up...I'm going to the bathroom..."

Although I have vaguely noticed that you seem to have such a strange habit before, but as long as he doesn't investigate clearly and you don't admit it, the rounding is tantamount to non-existence.I didn't expect to be called out by Nai Shuang in public now... Osamu Dazai couldn't bear it! ! !

Gogol: …………………

Sigma: …………………

Nakahara Chuya: …………………

what's the matter with you ? ?Don't you feel that the top of your head is green? ? ?Oh—maybe this is—what does it matter if I am his girlfriend fan and I drink his CP? ? ?

Zhong Yuanzhong was also panicked, and asked Nai Shuang nervously, "Hey, are you eating my weird CP too?"

Fortunately, Nai Shuang quickly refuted him: "I am a serious girlfriend fan!"

Central Plains is also at ease.

"Don't talk nonsense here. Please let Miss Cream go, I'm going to the Savior!"

"Save the yarn!" Nairhuang was still holding on to Hasebu, "This is a great opportunity for Chacha from the heavens, as Fu Sangshen, you can't bother her! Chacha will be sad!! !"

"Can……"

"No, but! Chacha's happiness is my happiness and everyone's happiness in this pill, understand???"

"but……"

"Okay! Let Tuosi and Chacha be locked up. Please Hasebe, I know you're not in a hurry but I'm in a hurry! The audience is in a hurry too!!!"

"Who is the audience?" Hasebe also activated his skills and asked.

"The spectators are Gogol, Sigma, and Dundun Jiejie who are not present!" Nai Frost replied, "And if you go to save people now, wouldn't it be the same as selling all of us who followed him? !"

"It's okay, I, Hasebe, of course do things alone..."

"No—! After all, it is such a good opportunity——!"

however.

How can cream be imagined.

Although she grabbed Hasebe, she accidentally let Osamu Dazai go.

Dazai followed the staff into the secret room with the excuse of "I am a friend of both of them".

Anyway, firstly, he didn't lie, secondly, he can help open a lock, thirdly - this is the most important point, he can take the opportunity to make trouble!How can I make Tuo Si happy to pick up a girl!

Ah.

Which one is better in Yokohama Unlock?

Please look for the Yokohama Unlock King.

Although this is Shanghai, China, it doesn't matter, this does not affect Osamu Dazai's display of strength.

So, after coming to the secret room with the staff, he rushed to the front of the crowd without hesitation, and slammed on the elevator door with all his strength so far——

"Chacha! Fyodor! I'm here to save you!!!"

Although Dazai doesn't know what kind of story is going on in the sealed small room... But, after all, they are men and women in an ambiguous period, and even Fyodor will definitely do some weird things.If he really didn't do anything, Osamu Dazai would admire him and feel sorry for you.

Well, although I don't know whether the interruption was successful or what it was interrupted, Dazai Osamu is in a good mood anyway.

In the next second, I don't know if he was responding to him, but there was also a muffled sound from the elevator room.

……

Tosi was about to die of anger.

Damn Osamu Dazai, it really belongs to you.

Maybe this is the "performance effect" you often say, even if Dazai Osamu is only a second late, maybe you two will really kiss.

Who knows, it was so hard this time that Tuosi was able to do it, and you could do it too, and the atmosphere was just right, no one refused anyone, but was interrupted by Osamu Dazai.

With a blank mind in the dark, your first reaction after hearing Osamu Dazai's shout was of course to push Tosi away, causing Tosi to hit the wall with his head, and the weak Russian almost fainted.

"Wow, wow, wow, Mr. Dazai, you misunderstood that we didn't do anything...!" And you subconsciously began to clarify your innocence, forgetting that you and Dosi were in a secret room where no one else could see It's spotless.

Osamu Dazai outside the secret room: ……………

The staff outside the secret room: ……………

"Please ignore her..." Tosi rubbed his bumped head. Fortunately, he was wearing a hat, otherwise he would have died in another world.

... Well, no, he was not crushed to death by Diamond King A by a red wine bottle, so how could he be seriously injured because of your "light" push.

He supported the wall and stood up, looked at you who were pacing back and forth in a panic in the narrow elevator and said, "Calm down and order some tea, the staff is here."

He held your shoulders again to make you stop, then lowered the volume, and added: "Please rest assured, don't forget that this is a secret room, and no one will see what happens in the secret room."

"Kokekoko, but we didn't do anything!"

"...It is true, so there is no need to worry."

"Hello—chacha—are you okay—I'm here to save you—" Osamu Dazai didn't want to talk to Tuosi at all, and shouted your name loudly.

"Why is Mr. Dazai here!!!" You kicked the wall angrily, "Are you secretly working outside without telling me!?"

...No, no matter how you think about it, it's impossible, right?

A drop of sweat fell from Osamu Dazai's head, but you are still as big-brained as ever.

"I'm here to help you open the lock!" Dazai took out a thin wire from nowhere, "The King of Yokohama Lockpicking is here, you will be able to get out soon~"

Then, he lifted his bangs again.Although no one is watching at all, it doesn't matter, the most important thing is to be yourself at all times.

You: "...has he been following us for a long time?"

Tosi: "...Yes."

And there are other people (gesturing).

however.

Osamu Dazai was deflated.

Because this elevator room has no lock at all!All by the power switch! ! !

"...It seems that my technology is too advanced." Dazai Osamu was not panicking at all, anyway, he was not the one who was locked inside.

"If you have nothing to do here, please go out and wait." The store manager was speechless, thinking how could a good man be called Dazai?

Although the store manager is a fan of the real Chinese hero Osamu Dazai, he is very dismissive of the Two-dimensional second change, so naturally he doesn't know what the literary hero Xiao Yegou said.

"I can also help with circuit repairs!" Dazai said, having found two screwdrivers from nowhere, holding them up in his hands.

"No need, sir, we have professionals to investigate." The store manager kicked Osamu Dazai out, and it can be seen from his expression...he didn't even intend to help, okay!

"Guests, please wait a moment... We have called the master with the best technology nearby, and we will release you as soon as possible. Since it was our technical problem that caused the two of you to be trapped, we will also provide Corresponding compensation... Let's discuss this after the two come out. I'm really sorry for causing trouble to you!" As expected of the store manager, he is really good at doing public relations.

But it doesn't matter, because...in fact, someone who was locked in the elevator room was thinking to himself——thank you, thank you for giving us such a good opportunity.

"It's okay, it's okay, take your time!" After you responded to the store manager, you felt relieved on the basis that Tuosi was by your side, so you were quite relieved.After all, when you were locked in the elevator last year, there was only one person who didn't say anything, and the rescue arrived after an hour or so...

Afterwards, you shrunk back to the communication, cursing at Osamu Dazai: "Mr. Dazai has something wrong! He didn't go on a date on Valentine's Day and came to follow us. He is really free!"

"I think so too." Tosi continued, and he wanted to add one more sentence: Others also have plenty of time.

"Oh, there is no way, we can only wait."

You returned to the corner, and Tosi sat next to you as before, picked up the dusty coat that he had dropped on the ground, patted it again, and covered you again.

"How about playing the number guessing game like you and Mr. Dazai?" You suddenly suggested.

"...That's fine." Tosi was quite indifferent, he was still thinking about what happened just now——Hateful Osamu Dazai, just wait.

"Should I guess first or you guess first?"

"Ladies first, please."

"Then - 6464!"

"You guessed right." Tosi applauded you, "Then, the number you guessed is probably... 0?"

"Okay, that's amazing, how do you know that!"

"It's a trade secret."

however.

Only the two of you know in your heart that from the moment you say you want to play the number guessing game, you have secretly decided to each other: no matter what the other party guesses, in short, you can guess it right.

The author has something to say:

That's right, Tuo can guess Chacha, but Chacha can't guess Tuo.But if Tuo wanted to give her face, he had to act as if she guessed everything right (?

Osamu Dazai, I really want to hit you

Okay, everyone can kill (Hey

感谢在2020-03-1700:04:03~2020-03-1800:03:58期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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