I only like you as a paper man

You and Osamu Dazai went home after buying some necessities and clothes as planned.

You also went to the Bund by the way...you don't want to go at all!Because you know, Osamu Dazai will definitely not be able to resist jumping in after he goes.

He was really going to do that.

Fortunately, you were stopped by you with quick eyesight and quick hands.

"If you want to jump! I'll fall in with you while I'm holding you!!" You forced (?) to die.

"...Chacha, do you want to die in love with me so much?"

Dazai's answer made you almost kick him down.

Because your voice was too loud when you threatened Osamu Dazai, and you attracted a lot of people to watch, before the matter quickly escalated (before someone took a video and posted it on Weibo), you led Osamu Dazai to escape from the scene and slipped back. Home.

You open the door and see Dosi leaning gracefully on the sofa, drinking coffee while reading a book - upon closer inspection, it is "Crime and Punishment".

...I actually started reading about myself so quickly.

In other words, he came back obediently, and came back before you? ? ?Shouldn't this person go around to scout for plot information?Is the sun coming out from the west? ? ?

Oh, and now the sun has set.

"Wait a minute, Mr. Dostoevsky!" You quickly put on your slippers and rushed to Dosto's side, "Where did you get this book?"

"It's on your bookshelf, what's the matter?" Tosi put down the coffee cup, put the bookmark in the book and closed the book.

By the way, this bookmark is of course a peripheral product of Fei Jia, so you clipped it to the first page of the book and read it when you have time.

Then there is no more then.

#buy is to see#

"You still ask what's wrong!! Who let you enter my room casually!!! This is a girl's boudoir!!!!"

"...But why do I feel that it's more like my room." Tosi was a little speechless. To be honest, if he didn't want to find some books to read, he wouldn't even want to go in there a second time, okay?

"What, so you are a narcissist who will fill your room with your surroundings, Mr. Dostoevsky!"

"What, what!? Chacha's room!? I want to see it!!" Before Tosi could refute, your conversation was suddenly interrupted by Osamu Dazai.

"... If Mr. Dazai wants to take a look around, there is no problem." You said.

"You will regret it." Tuo thought for a while, and added, "Don't blame me for not reminding you."

You took Dazai into your room.

Five seconds later, Osamu Dazai rushed out.

"How does it feel?" Tosi asked him.

"Hell on earth." Dazai replied.

While scolding Dazai, "How can you describe a girl's room like that?" Yunyun, you took him to the empty room opposite Tosi's room.

"...Why is it across from my room?" Tosi was dissatisfied.

"I don't want to stay across from your room either, Fyodor." Dazai sighed.

"What's wrong with the rooms facing each other? You have no right to privacy in the transparent room of the prison. You shouldn't have gotten used to it long ago."

"Chacha, don't talk about it, I recalled bad memories." Osamu Dazai almost vomited blood, if it wasn't for saving the detective agency, he wouldn't want to face this stinky man 24 hours a day, all the time!

"..." Tosi didn't speak, but his eyes were already dead.

"Negatives are positive, you two check and balance each other, thank you." You said, handing the room key to Dazai, thinking in your heart: But please don't mess with me like you messed with Shibusawa Ryuhiko, please let the honest man go .

Osamu Dazai put the things he bought today in his room, and went to take a shower under your leadership.

Before you were about to go back to your room, Tosi stopped you in front of his room.

"Tea tea."

"Ok?"

"I found something interesting." Dosi said, pushed open the door of his room, and motioned for you to go in with him with his eyes.

"You, what do you want to do!" You put your hands around your chest subconsciously, and cursed in your heart: Pervert!

"……………………?"

Tosi's first reaction: You have no chest, why do you protect your chest?

Tosi's second reaction: Why do you think I want to do something to you?

Tosi's third reaction: ...Wait a minute, I'm not Osamu Dazai, what are you guarding against?

Your first reaction: Is it okay to say something outside? Why do you have to go to his room?Sure enough, men are not a good thing!

Your second reaction: Hey, why do I think he is trying to do something to me?How could he have any interest in me.

Your third|reaction: ...wait a minute, he is not Osamu Dazai, what am I guarding against?

So before Tuo's thought was about to be clarified, you had already sorted out your thoughts, returned to a normal state and walked into his room.Osamu Dazai, who was taking a shower, sneezed in the bathroom.

"...Why did you come in." For a moment, Tosi felt that he had no idea what was going on in your head.

"You're not Osamu Dazai." You replied without turning your head, "How could you be frigid and want to do something to me?"

“……………………………………”

You watched Tosi close the door with a dark face, and you still didn't forget to turn the small lock under the doorknob.Now, you just want to slap yourself a few times. You are used to persecuting Tuo Si with your friends, but you would be so stupid as to blurt out in front of yourself.

"Master Dostoyevsky, Dostoyevsky... listen to me... I..." You trembled, trying to save the situation, or you were trying to save yourself, or you were trying to protect own chastity(?).

"It's okay, you don't need to explain."

Tuo Si exuded a terrifying aura and walked towards you, making you feel like all the creatures within a three-meter radius were frozen into ice... No, it should be said that the creatures within a three-meter radius were all dyed with the color of death.

……I'm dying.

While you were thinking this way, you subconsciously stepped back. The room was very big, and you were cornered before you took a few steps.

You were trembling in the corner, and Tosi stopped right in front of you.

He just stood there without any extra movements.

Even if it's just like this, it gives you the illusion that you are walled off, and you have nowhere to escape.

Tuo, strong and invincible, others are one-handed wall-thumping, but he can use air wall-thumping.

——Speaking of which, if others say that he is frigid, will he be angry?It stands to reason, right? ?Men will be angry because of this, right? ? ?But maybe Tuo really can't? ? ?

——Speaking of which, whether Tuo can be slaughtered or killed, he can earn money if he sleeps as long as he sleeps!Look at them, their brains are good, their faces are good, and their voices are good, it's their loss to sleep with me, isn't it!

A few moments before death (?) approached, two topics that popped into your mind when you chatted with your friends before going to bed, you deeply realized what it means to not die if you don’t die.This is the retribution for speaking ill of others behind their backs.

...Wait a minute, isn't this a revolving door?

——Ah, Fei Jia, for the sake of spending so much money for you, can you save my life by descending from the sky to save my life, although the person who wants to murder me now is you after time travel!

"Only when the other party has a conclusion in mind, people want to explain. Therefore, no matter what the facts are, it will sound like an excuse." Tosi lowered his body slightly, and continued to say to you, "I have no doubts about the facts in this world. How humans see me is of no interest, and..."

Tuosi originally wanted to answer you with lines like "a bird knows the lofty ambition", but after thinking about it carefully, the current topic has nothing to do with his great ambition.

"Huh???" You looked at him in horror, and then came back to your senses: So you are still alive.

"It's nothing." Tosi maintained his current posture, "Let's get down to business."

"You, please... as long as you don't want my life, you can do whatever you want..." You answered him humbly.

The door of Dosi's room is locked, and the distance between you and him cannot be any closer.Even if you yell now, "Mr. Dazai help! Tuosi is going to kill me!", at the same time, Dazai Osamu who is taking a bath rushes to save you even if he doesn't even put on his underwear, it may be too late.

And [-]% of the time (in fact, [-]% of the time you think it should be) you will die before you can say this sentence.

Tuo Si is still looking down at you, he knows that you who are too nervous at the moment don't get the meaning of what he just said.That line is not really saying "no matter how you explain why you think I'm frigid, it sounds like an excuse to me", but "whatever I answer, it sounds like I'm justifying myself".

Yes, on the matter of whether Dostoevsky was frigid or not:

If he answers "no" and gives corresponding evidence - sexual harassment, scumbag.

If he answered "yes" - how could a normal person answer positively "that's right, I'm frigid", even if he is Dostoevsky who stands up to the sky with his spiritual personality every second of every second.

The most important thing is that if Osamu Dazai knew about this, he would probably use it to laugh at him for a long time, and then spread the word to everyone in Yokohama.

The result is—the wind review was killed.

"Okay, then..."

A smile suddenly appeared on the face of Tuosi who was originally expressionless, without any breath, just a smile.

He slowly stretched out his hand and placed it gently on your head.

You swallowed nervously, and froze there helplessly.Only then did you realize that it wasn’t just his hand that was approaching. His eyes were about 10cm away from your eyes at the moment. They were dull and hopeless but beautiful and deep, like black holes among the stars in the vast universe. , If you are not careful, you will suck people in.

His fingers slid along your hair to your cheeks, and then turned his face, and said to you ambiguously in your ear——

"That's what you said."

The author has something to say: I laugh first

My friend said——

Jae covered by Tuo: I want to throw up.

Chacha: If you dare to spit on me in the sea view room, I will kill you within three days, and your ashes will be thrown in front of Hongkong Building.