I only like you as a paper man

"No, nothing, you didn't hear anything!"

"...I know." Tosi already knew that this would be the result, but forget it, anyway, he has waited for so long, so he is not in a hurry.

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)!" You answered Tuosi indiscriminately, turned your head to look at the situation, but you didn't know that this time the heroine is your best friend, and the heroine is Chuya Nakahara, whom everyone loves. "People in the real world are like this, they prefer to join in the fun! We just ignore them."

"Since this is the case... If you were the person involved in this riot, would you also be moved by this excitement?"

"No." You honestly replied to Tosi, "...To be honest, I would be very troubled. Because too many people's eyes gathered, no matter whether I was the confessor or the accused... I would feel rejected or It's very embarrassing to say no to someone."

"Then, what if the other party is someone you like?"

"...The person I like won't set up this kind of confession scene, and won't like to be set up like this."

"……makes sense."

"........."

"…………"

Why, why do you answer "it is true" at this time!Wouldn't it be like he had acquiesced in this way!

Although... the devil did acquiesce.

Well, this is not a bad joke, absolutely not!

"I, the store I made an appointment for is on the top floor of this shopping mall, but it's still a short distance away from the appointment time... just go up while walking around?"

"I have no objection." Tosi followed you into the nearby shopping mall, "So that's it, it's an escape room."

"... why would Mr. Dostoevsky know?"

"Because it says on the signboard here." Tosi pointed to the billboard next to the mall.

Such a big billboard, if he didn't find it, it would be a ghost.

"Oh oh oh……"

"Look, it's the top floor again. At first glance, it seems to be in line with our interests... If you only consider me, you should probably set the date at a museum or an art exhibition. However, such a place, although Fits my interests, but too dull as a date location. Considering these issues, an escape room is a good option."

"After all, you stayed in the secret room when you appeared on the stage, and then the plot became 'how to escape from the diamond king...ah no, the diamond king A'. Rounding up, isn't it just escape from the secret room!" You are interested He replied to Tuo Si excitedly, "To be honest, I quite like playing this game! It can be regarded as mixed with some selfishness. You shouldn't feel bored, right?"

"Please rest assured, I don't think so, it's not bad as an entertainment in another world. Not to mention..."

"……not to mention?"

"This is your date."

"..." You hurriedly turned your head away, wishing you could cover your face, you know, your face must be flushed red again now, "Are you complimenting me?"

"Of course. Such an idea is really ingenious."

Yay, Cream, you're a genius!

You clap your hands for Nai Shuang in your heart, but you don't know that you should congratulate her more than praise her at this moment, after all, you don't know what he just announced.

There is still a short time before the appointment time, and you choose to take the escalator with Tuo Si and turn up slowly.After all, there is a pet store next to the escalator on the fifth floor, and you always go to this store every time you come here.

"Mr. Dostoevsky! Look, look, it's a cat!"

"Yes." He bent down slightly with you, touched his chin, and looked at the cats locked in the glass cabinet.

"Look at that one just looks like you!"

"……Have it?"

"Yes, yes! Look at that cat with disdain written all over its face, with an aura of 'I don't want to talk to you, let's play on your own'!"

"According to this...the cat next to it that has been biting its tail is you?"

"..." You were stunned again, thinking: Is this what I look like in your heart! ! !

You don't know how to respond, so you can only say: "It's more like Gogol!"

Tuo Si: …………… You say so.

You stayed in front of the cat cabinet for a long time, and you reluctantly said goodbye to the cats until it was almost time for the appointment.

"...the cat is so cute." You are reluctant to part with the cat cabinet.

"Indeed, it's very cute." Tuo Si, who echoed your words, didn't fixate on the cat, but on you.

"Huh?" You raised your head, looked at him from bottom to top, and blinked your big eyes.

You didn't hear what Tuo Si said.

"My Fei Jiaqin is also very cute! It's only limited to the linkage with Yugui dog!" You suddenly popped out this incomprehensible words, and walked forward without waiting for Tuosi's answer, "Let's go, let's go! , Room Escape GOGOGO!!!”

………………

the other side.

"Confessed successfully, didn't go on a date and came to continue to follow the Lord, what's the matter with you???"

Hasebe, who was hiding in front of the pet store, was very puzzled.

"If the confession is successful and we don't care about it, then the friendship between me and Chacha is too plastic!" Nai Shuang replied firmly, "What's more, if I really slipped away with Mr. Chuya like this, Chuya Sir's conscience will be troubled by it!"

"...!?" Although, it's really good!

Sigma: "They're coming out."

Gogol: "Dodge, dodge."

Osamu Dazai: "Oh—"

I don't know if it is their illusion.

No, that must not be their illusion.

The moment he walked out of the pet shop, Tosi gave them a leisurely look.

That look seemed to say: If you dare to make trouble, you will die^^.

However, for his signal, only Sigma present could not help but feel a shudder in the back.

"Speaking of which, where should we go when they go to the secret room?" Dazai came here for no other reason than to have fun for himself.

"Of course it is to follow into the secret room! Just use my ability—oh, I accidentally forgot, the ability cannot be used in another world!" Gogol was very disappointed, the super ability that can do everything Those who are capable, can't use their abilities to make troubles in a different world!

"Would you like to play board games to pass the time?" Sigma quickly opened the public X review to check, "The public area outside the escape room store can be used to play board games."

"I can." Cream said.

"I have no objection." Nakaya replied, "But if you want to play Werewolf, remember to kill Dazai first... Where is Hasebe?"

"Damn it... That devil actually wants to stay in the dark secret room with the Lord for such a long time... If he takes the opportunity to plot against the Lord..." Hasebe didn't listen to their words at all, and his mind was always in the dark. It's on you.

"Well, don't worry, this kind of game store has cameras in the secret rooms in order to prevent accidents~" Dazai patted Hasebe on the shoulder.

"So that's the case, if this is the case, then I will go to the monitoring room—"

"Generally you won't let others see it, right?" Zhong Ye scratched his head, a little helpless, "Don't worry, if the devil had the guts, he wouldn't have made an official announcement until now, you'd better be honest. Come play board games with us. Hey, the owner of the casino will do you a favor and take Hasebe away."

"I see."

........................

"...Huh!? Why did the theme of 'The Disappearance of the Diamond King' I reserved become the theme of 'Museum of Horrors'!?"

After you checked with the clerk with your reservation code, you were almost fainted by the clerk's rhetoric.

"Miss, it's because you paid too much reservation fee...that's why our store manager will help you change the most popular and most advanced theme in our store."

"...I paid you so much reservation deposit because I need to reserve this secret room!"

"Well, the store manager made this decision because he wanted to give you a surprise,...Since you are not satisfied with this decision, it is indeed our responsibility. Why don't you play this time first, and we will do it for you next time How about a free 'Disappearance of the Diamond King' theme?"

"...Can't we play 'The Disappearance of the Diamond King' this time?"

"I'm very sorry, we've already filled up all the other themed shows, and now we only have the 'Museum of Horror' theme specially reserved for you and your boyfriend..." The clerk said, moving closer to you. Mimi whispered in her ear, "This secret room is suitable for couples. It is said that the relationship between couples who have been there has heated up rapidly!"

"I... I don't have that kind of relationship with him, okay!?"

"Wouldn't it be better!" The clerk clapped his hands excitedly, "After this game, you guys should confirm the relationship quickly! This is also the intention of our boss!"

"......???" What kind of metaphysics secret room is this [*muffled*]!No wonder Xiancao wanted to invite the two of you to come... It's a good thing I didn't come, okay! ! !

By the way, if it is another secret room, you will definitely agree to Xiancao, after all, you like playing secret room escape!

But why did you decline the invitation of Xiancao?

This is because you are afraid of ghosts.

"What's the matter, Chacha." Seeing nothing for a long time, Tuo Si also came to the counter.

"Something went wrong... The clerk said that you can't play 'The Disappearance of the Diamond King', but only 'The Museum of Horror theme'."

...God [*muffled*] the disappearance of the Diamond King, no matter how you think you chose this theme on purpose, okay?

"Have you ever played this 'Museum of Horror' before?" Tosi asked.

"No." You answer.

"In this case, I don't think it's a problem to change the theme, right?" Tosi really didn't hear what the clerk was whispering to you just now, but simply felt that the different theme would not affect his interest.

"But, but, I..." I'm afraid of ghosts! ! !

——Although Nairhuang persuaded me to choose a room with a horror theme, it was so scary that I finally chose this one without horror elements, okay? ! !In this way, my efforts are nothing! ! !

"Or... are you afraid of these products that do not exist in the world and are imagined by human beings?"

"I... I'm not afraid!!!" Faced with Tuosi's tone of "you are so cowardly", you got excited in a second, "Go and go! Play and play!!!"

Alas, tea is three years old.

Osamu Dazai, who was peeping secretly, shook his head.

I hope you noticed Dostoevsky's "planned" expression now.

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Chacha, you are easily deceived like this (the old mother sheds tears