I only like you as a paper man

"This is platycodon flower, I hope you like it." Knowing that you don't have much research on the types of flowers, Tuo Si kindly told you.

"Of course I know it's platycodon flower...you underestimate me too!" You are stubborn, in fact, you can only distinguish roses from lilies and sunflowers, such common and characteristic flowers, but... …who would admit to being short-sighted!

"Also..." you said again, "it's weird to keep saying honorifics...it feels like you're going to be stabbed in the back the next second...can we talk like we usually do?"

Tosi: ……………

Can't you give a better analogy?

"Of course, I don't think any way of speaking will affect our relationship."

"..." If it will affect, then this relationship is really plastic enough, you think.

You put the flowers on the corner of the table. Although it is a double seat, the table is quite big. A bouquet of flowers will not affect the normal dining situation of the guests.

You open the menu, look left and look again.This is a high-end western restaurant, but you are not used to western table manners... After all, when you eat with your friends, no matter what kind of cuisine you eat, everyone will not care about it at all, and you can eat whatever you want.

"..." You look at the children's set meal on the menu, not to mention how excited you are.The last time you came here with Nai Frost for a field trip, you wanted to order it, but unfortunately, Nai Frost scolded you, saying, "Is it reasonable to eat a children's meal when you are dating Tuosi??? At this time Even if it’s pretend, you should order French foie gras!?”.

"........." But ah! !This children's meal looks delicious! ! !There are cakes, chips and mashed potatoes!All to your liking! ! !

"What's the matter? You seem a little troubled." Tuo Si noticed your tangled expression and asked you.

"I, I..." You lowered your head, covered your face with the menu, and summoned up the courage to ask, "If I say that I want to order a children's meal...will you dislike me..."

"Of course not." Tosi smiled. He thought you were starting to get into some unnecessary horns again, but he didn't expect it to be such a childish question. "If you like it, I have no right to stop you. And I won't label you childish for that."

"Really...! That's great!"

"But unfortunately, it says, 'For children under 12 only'."

"Don't worry, based on my many years of experience, generally no restaurant will care whether you are under 12 years old or not!"

Yes, that's right, years of experience in "eating children's meals".

"I see, do you need anything else?"

"Only... just this is enough to eat." You put down the menu with peace of mind, thinking: Mr. Dostoevsky, you are so kind!So much better than strict custard! ! !

And the inner feelings of the milk cream that you named in your heart are completely different from yours.

"But, damn it... that woman... I told her not to order the children's set menu! What a shame!!!" Then, as if to take revenge on you, Nai Shuang said, "In this case, I want to order the children's meal too!"

"Didn't you just say you can't order this?"

"I ordered it for Mr. Chuya!"

"...!? What do you mean!!!"

"Hahahaha, it's okay, it's okay. In fact, I also think this children's set meal looks delicious, and Chacha seems to like it~" Gogol said, "Besides, Mr. Tuosi will also care about such things. "

"If you can't let the Lord be your true self even when you get along with him in daily life, the Lord will not be happy." Hasebe continued to make the old father's speech.

……

China is really convenient.

Tosi couldn't help sighing.

He was about to call the waiter to order... But he didn't expect that he could place an order with one click of WeChat.

You guys chatted about some everyday topics again, like what the hell Dazai Osamu did recently, what happened to Gogol recently, etc... Oh, yes, you even gossiped with Tosi and Zhongya Nairang, just like Nairang would gossip with Zhongye about you and Tuo Si.

"...I'm sorry." Who knows, when you were in the middle of talking excitedly, you suddenly apologized to him, "I know you are not interested in such topics... Actually, I also found some philosophies that are more suitable for talking with you topic, but when I saw you, I always felt... It seemed that it would be a little strange to say those things."

"Of course...you don't have to think about me and talk about certain topics for me, Chacha. Too much deliberation will only backfire. If you don't look like yourself, everything will be meaningless."

"I mean... There are things I really want to tell you, but when I meet you face to face, I can't say anything..."

"...I see, this is indeed a trouble that human beings often have." He understood what you meant, put his face in his hands, and stuck his fingers into his temples, "However, you don't need to care, whether it is No matter what the topic is, I will listen with all my ears.”

The waiter interrupts you.

"Hello, this is the children's set meal for two."

"Put it here, please."

The waiter followed the instructions, put the children's set meal you ordered on your table, and put the rest of the order on Tosi's side.

"Look, look, look, look, Mr. Dostoevsky!"

After the waiter left, you excitedly turned your plate around and showed it to Tuosi.

"This year is the year of the rat, so they made the white rice in the shape of a mouse!"

"Indeed, it's quite interesting."

"Rounding it up, I'm eating Fei Jia's kiss."

"..." He really wanted to complain from time to time, you are not rounding up, you are rounding up.

"As long as you are happy, Chacha."

"When I'm with you, I'm happy no matter what I do." Dazed by happiness, you start talking without thinking again, and it took 30 seconds for you to realize, "Ah...not...! I didn't say anything, You didn't hear anything!"

"...Okay, I didn't hear anything." There was a bit of doting in Tosi's tone.

the other side.

"Isn't this Dostoevsky a bit strange?" Nai Shuang couldn't stand it anymore, "Why does he seem to be a different person in front of Chacha? Has he been pierced by a soul??? Where did the characteristics go?"

"Wouldn't it be more problematic if he was talking to Chacha on a date?" Dazai complained, "What you see is his attitude when he's messing around, let me say, actually The devil is pretty relaxed when he's not doing business."

"Wouldn't he be tired if he kept talking all the time? Everyone needs to relax." Zhong also said.

"Isn't it? He looks quite stressed, otherwise he wouldn't have had trouble meeting with me in prison." Thinking of this, Dazai couldn't help but shake his head.To be honest, at that time he really thought that Tuosi had taken the wrong medicine.

"I can't hear what you're talking about!"

"I can't hear it either," Gogol said.

"Me too..." Sigma, who had been speechless for a long time, was finally able to answer, "However, I think Mr. Chuya is right."

If you have to wear a mask even when dating, it would be too tiring.

"But...why would he send Chacha Platycodon flower?" Sigma, who secretly googled Platycodon flower language, wondered for a long time, "It stands to reason that roses are always given on Valentine's Day, right?"

"Oh, have you forgotten Mr. Sigma, they haven't made an official announcement yet." Gogol kindly reminded Sigma.

"That's right, but the flower language of the platycodon flower..."

"'Eternal love' and 'hopeless love' are completely opposite flower languages." Dazai continued, "On the surface, you don't talk about it, but you don't know what it is secretly implying, there is really a devil style."

"Hey, do you know what Majin means? Dazai?" Zhong was also very curious.

"Unfortunately, even I don't know about this." Dazai shrugged and sighed.

"What, there are still things in this world that you don't know about!" Nai Shuang was very surprised, "Aren't you the director?"

"According to this, Tuo Sijun is the screenwriter!" Gogol said.

Sigma’s heart: …Miss Chacha, you are so pitiful.

……

"Speaking of which, you didn't bring out those surroundings that you don't leave your body today."

"It's my freedom to bring it or not...Why, do you think it would be better for me to bring those?"

"No... just thinking, haven't I always been just his meal replacement for you?"

"…………"

Oops, oops...why did he suddenly say this!

In your reasoning, you should all be well aware of the fact that "Actually, I already know that there is no difference between you and Fei Jiaqin, and you are more important to me now"!He's not stupid, he definitely doesn't know! ! !

If you say it like that... He shouldn't be, and he wants you to jump into his trap again, to lure you into confessing words?

No, no...!Although you have decided to confess, you can't be in this kind of place! ! !

"Ha, ha ha ha ha...!!!" You laughed awkwardly, "Oh, Mr. Dostoevsky, what are you talking about, I don't understand~"

Anyway, it's okay to be stupid.

Seeing your reaction, the demon feels secretly refreshed again.

Of course he did it on purpose. Seeing you looking anxious because you like yourself is much more interesting than a serious date.

"Yes, yes! Since the meal is over, let's go to other places... I, I will pay the bill!"

"Please wait a moment." Tosi stopped you.

Although he knows that you just want to find an excuse to sneak away temporarily, but no matter what, you shouldn't use the excuse of "I'll pay the bill", right?

There are other people watching.

No...it doesn't matter if anyone else is watching or not.

"Please wait for me here, I'll pay the bill."

"How, how can Mr. Dostoevsky pay for it!"

"...?" What nonsense are you talking about again?

"No, it's okay! Please let me do it! It's much cheaper than buying grain..."

So that's not the problem, is it? ? ?

"Please wait for me here." Tosi got up, rubbed your head, and pushed you on the seat, "Be obedient."

"well……"

You cover the place where Dostoyevsky pressed, and the deer bumped in your heart: ... Hey, hey ... Mr. Dostoevsky touched my head again!I made it again! ! !

You completely forgot that the last time he touched your head was to show a look of "I want to sin and punish you to make you feel scared".

Oh, woman.

The author has something to say:

I have always felt that both characters and human beings have two sides, just like when Chuya is working, he will work hard and fight, but in private he is a good boss who has no airs; when Dazai is serious, he will lead other characters like a life mentor, When he is not serious, he will also eat poisonous mushrooms to improve his wisdom... The Tuosi in this article is basically what I imagined "when Tuosi is not doing business".

For example, in the extra manga, he thinks that it is not bad to live in a hotel instead of A for a few days because of the good treatment; because Shibusawa will cry if he does not wear the clothes prepared by Shibusawa, he will choose to wear them; Gogol will also Use your own method to accompany him to make a fuss; take the initiative to play troubles with Dazai and talk about www I always think that Tuosi is very cute at this time I imagined it was more leisurely (manual dog head

No matter how much he puts on a god-like attitude in the original book, fundamentally speaking, he is just a human being (although he does not look like a person who does not do business, so he is reversed and has almost no effect The setting of the original world...

After all, our Majin-sama is someone who wants to do great things!

By the way, Chacha has also changed a lot (hey

When she had dinner with Tuosi for the first time, she was still struggling with the question of whether she was worthy or not, but now she has forgotten all about it www

感谢在2020-03-1000:05:44~2020-03-1022:22:46期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Do Not Disturb the Cat Demon 1 piece;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of kaya; 1 bottle of Yuezhao Chengtou Banfei;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!