I only like you as a paper man

You were slammed out of the door by Tuosi angrily, and when you returned to the room, you kicked Fei Jia's dear pillow a few times, and cursed at the same time: "Stinky rice balls, black conscience, you are not kind at all!"How blind I am!Stinky man!Stinky man! ! !

You grabbed your phone, tidied up briefly, and rushed out the door.

"My lord, where are you going!?" Hasebe saw you angrily going downstairs, don't mention how anxious you are.Now, seeing you looking like you are about to run away from home again, he can't wait to rush upstairs and throw the rice balls down.

"Don't stop me! I'm going to find cream!!!" After speaking, you left the house angrily.

"Dazai, don't you think Chacha looks like a husband and wife who want to go back to her mother's house angrily after a quarrel?" Maybe it's because after eating your gossip for too long, Zhong also couldn't help but start complaining to Dazai.

"Oh, let's put it this way... Chuya, are you really Chacha's mother?"

"Huh!? Mackerel, what are you talking about!? How did you come to this conclusion!? And no matter how you say it, it should be... Dad!"

"Shouldn't Chacha's father be milk cream?" Dazai explained.

Nakahara Chuya: ………! ? ? ?

Damn you people from another world... Ah no, do people in another world suffer from a strange disease called "gender cognition disorder"! ?

This involves the knowledge blind spot in Zhongye.

In this world, there can be not only male mothers, but also female fathers, and even beautiful males and handsome females.

"Oh, it's really boring." Dazai Ge You collapsed on the sofa, "Forget it, why can even a devil get a girl as cute as Chacha... and Chacha is so devoted to the devil... Forget it But... why is it that I am the only one in this different world without a cute girl being the CP!!! This is unscientific!!!"

"It's all in a different world, don't talk about science with me!!!" Zhongya was furious, and now he is too lazy to complain about Dazai Osamu, and he would say "it's fine", he understands, no Comparison does no harm.

"Dazai-kun, Dazai-kun, why don't you work hard and put this on Tuosi-jun?" Gogol conjured up his green hat out of nowhere, and frantically pointed at Dazai.

"Great idea!...Although I want to say this, Chacha's feelings for Fyodor are too unbreakable."

"..." Sigma didn't make a sound, and silently handed a pen to Osamu Dazai.

"Ok?"

"I know! Mr. Sigma is trying to say - 'I give you the pen, you write'!"

………………

the other side.

Angrily, you rushed to Nai Frost's house and dragged Nai Frost, who was still soundly asleep, from the bed.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo on chacha!" Woolen cloth.

"What are you doing! Wake me up, please? This is not a dream!!!" You squeezed Nai Shuang's face, trying to wake her up.

"It hurts, it hurts... Wuwuwu, Mr. Chuya, help me..."

"This stinky woman actually called two different people's names in her sleep!!!"

As a result, you have to toss with her on a bed of cream for 5 minutes before waking her up.

You urged her to wash up, and then urged her to finish the breakfast you brought her, which you specially bought nearby.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-oo." The kitchen waste was sorted and thrown into the trash can, talking nonsense.

"What are you afraid of? If he really chased and killed you, wouldn't he be blocked by Zhong?"

"That's right! ......... Ah no, when the time comes, Zhong will also come to hunt and kill me, okay?"

You deal with the relationship between you, it seems that this is the case.

Forget it, you are too lazy to discuss this boring and fruitless topic with Milk Cream, sneak into her room with her, and sit cross-legged on the bed together.

"I know, you must have met Tuo Si in another world." Nai Shuang hugged her little pillow and immediately reasoned out the situation.

"How do you know?" You hugged another small pillow of Cream, very surprised.

"If it wasn't because there was something urgent and it was inconvenient to talk at home, why would you rush to me in the first place?"

"...There is a reason for this!!!"

So, you told Nai Frost about the things in the different world again.

What you said this time is different from what you said to other paper people in the morning. You exaggerated the part of Tosi's kindness to you, and honestly explained the knee pillow to Milk Cream.Finally... and what happened this morning: the conversation between you and Dosi in the room in the last chapter.

After hearing this, Milk Cream fell silent.

"You make me think about it."

After finishing speaking, Nai Shuang turned her back, rubbed her chin and began to meditate, making "um--" and "um--" sounds from time to time.

You know, it's like this when Cream is thinking hard, so you lean against the corner and wait obediently.

After about 10 minutes, Cream finally figured it out.

She turned her back, solemnly stretched out her hands, clapped your shoulders, and said to you——

"Chacha, I advise you to confess your love obediently and obey him."

"Huh?????" You screamed, if it wasn't for Nai Shuang's parents who had already left for work, they would have been woken up by you even if they were several rooms away.

"Cream baby, tell me, how did you come to this conclusion!?"

"Look!" Nai Frost stretched out her fingers, and began to explain to you one by one——

"First of all, Tosi has hinted to you that 'you can confess to him', in other words, it's you two with double arrows."

"Really?" Regarding this matter, you still maintain a half-believing attitude.

"..." Nai Shuang was a little helpless, she knew that you were stubborn, so she had to explain to you in another way, "Don't take this matter as a matter between you and Tuo Si, we will use Fei Jia to be close and friendly." Come and see the heroine in his otome novel."

"...makes sense."

"Remember, this is a story between Fei Jiaqin and the heroine, don't bring it into it, please look at it with the dignity of your Mary Su fan writer who has been forgotten by the author and readers! "

"……I see!!!"

As expected of Cream, she knows how to deal with you.

"Will Fei Jia have full patience with people who I have no interest in?"

You shake your head.

"If he wants to take advantage of the heroine, will he pay attention to the words 'quick, accurate and ruthless'?"

"Men can't say fast!" You retorted without thinking.

"Who is talking to you about this! Yellow accent is forbidden! Red card warning!"

"I was wrong."

"Then let's continue."

"Okay, Cream Daddy!"

...Look, so Chuya is really a mother. (Draw

"That's why, if he really wants to take advantage of the heroine, he will definitely take the initiative to attack, instead of leisurely talking to the heroine to make you anxious to death."

"You're right. After all, with his ability, it's a matter of minutes to get a girl. Why wait so long for unnecessary things?"

"Plus, after the heroine was hit by a ten-year rocket launcher, the person she met was also Fei Jiaqin ten years later, and she acted like an official announcement... Wouldn't this spoil the ending for everyone? "

"But how do you know if it was acted?"

"...Because the heroine's reaction ten years later can prove that this is not acting, it's as simple as that, over."

"NSDD."

"Please don't pronounce internet acronyms in real life! And that acronym sounds like 'you're my brother'!"

"you're right."

"...I'm not my brother!"

"I mean what you said just now is right!!! You wake me up!!!"

"Okay, then let's continue." Nairhuang clapped her hands, too lazy to argue with you, "Do you think there is anything Fei Jia wants to do but can't?"

"No!" You shook your head, "We Fei Jiaqin is an invincible demon, the Almighty King! We are [-]/[-] with Osamu Dazai!"

"So, since Osamu Dazai can get all the girls he wants, of course Fei Jia Kiss can do it too! As long as he wants to, he can do it!"

"It seems to be true...but what if the heroine would rather die than obey?"

"Chacha, wake up, have you forgotten his superb speech in prison?"

Hearing Nai Frost's words, you fell silent.

Yes, you will not forget the famous scene of Fei Jia and Osamu Dazai in prison——

Facing Osamu Dazai's question of "the girl he likes would rather die than follow her", Fei Jiaqin's answer is...

"Let her lose her job and residence, and then trick her family to sever ties with her, so she will take the initiative to pester you."

..........................................

Yes, dear Fei Jia, he is a wolf.

"So, you see, he has hinted at you like this. If you still don't follow him, you will only suffer."

"Okay... makes sense..."

"And even if he doesn't fix these moths, haven't you been troubled by the question of 'should I confess to him' for a long time?"

"Yes...it is true..."

Cream's words are like sharp knives piercing your heart.

"So no matter how you look at it, if this matter keeps dragging on... aren't you the one who gets hurt?"

What Nai Shuang said is right, you were almost driven crazy by this matter.

"Stop talking..." You hugged your head, curled up on the cream bed and shivered, looking pitiful and helpless, "The more you talk, the more I feel that I have been abused by Dostoev." Mr. Ski is playing around... that's the kind of person he is...!"

"Also, if Fei Jia took the initiative to confess to the heroine, how would you react?"

"...This crumb rice ball is here to take advantage of people again, run away." You truthfully answered your first reaction to Nai Shuang.

"That's right! What if he didn't want to take advantage of the heroine at all, but instead confessed to the heroine?"

"...Although the conclusion can only be drawn based on the context, but in the current situation...if he takes the initiative to confess to me, wouldn't it be OOC!"

"It's not you, it's Fei Jiaqin and the heroine." Nai Shuang saw your weakness again and pulled back this setting.

"...that seems kind of sensual, I like it, it's so sweet, it's too sweet. It's like, 'Although I have a hundred ways to get you, the reason I don't do it is because I want you Don't worry, I'm leaving the initiative to you'???"

"You double-standard monster!"

"I'm not a double-standard monster! And ah!!!" You thought of the last possibility again, and retorted loudly to Milk Cream, "If he really just wants to use me—even our thinking circuits are different. What should I do if it is in his calculations!!!"

"........." At this moment, even Nai Shuang was silent, and it took a long time for her to choke out four words: "Prohibition of nesting dolls, can you just pretend he doesn't have it? You can't try Do you want to trust the last bit of conscience in his heart? Besides, what good will it do him to associate with you!? Didn’t you discuss it before, no matter what paper person you associate with or ||| It's us who made money and the paper people lost!!!"

"………………… It seems that there is such a thing." You are like waking up from a dream.

"And you used to call me every day, 'I will not marry Fei Jia', 'I love him even if he is a scumbag', 'I really love him' and so on! Now you I don’t care about the difference between inflating or not inflating the paper man, so hurry up!”

"But, but... what if we break up after dating???" Your anxiety attacks again, you are always like this, when faced with major multiple-choice questions, you will forget the direction you can't remember, "like that Didn’t I just lose my love... Being dumped by a paper person is too miserable! Since ancient times, I’ve been the only one who dumped a paper person!!! And... if we break up, it will mean that I’m about to be dumped Does Mr. Dostoevsky hate it?"

"...Be sober, who told me before that 'Fei Jiaqin is different from Osamu Dazai, it seems that if you choose you, it must be you'?"

"Well, those are just my nonsense...! God knows if OOC is speaking! Who told Asagiri not to release any information!!! It's hard for me too!!!"

"Okay, okay, if he really dumps you, I'll ask Mr. Chuya to beat him up? Or, there are Hasebe and Candlestick Kiri, and if it doesn't work, we'll call Gogol and Zhizhi Tazakunosuke!"

"...But if he is really beaten, then I will be the one who feels distressed?"

"Then you dump him before he dumps you."

"...I like him so much why did I dump him? Is there something wrong with me? I'm not stupid!"

"...Then you [*muffled*] work harder and try not to get dumped, you idiot!!! You are an idiot, okay!"

"Is this a problem that I can solve with my hard work! You are the stupid X!!!"

"He's hinting that he's interested in you, what are you going to do! That's Fei Jia's kiss!!! He's so partial to you, can't you just confess in one go???"

"But……"

"Don't give me but! But what is it!!!!"

"...But he still has Bai Yueguang!!!!"

Well, after all, it turns out you still care about this.

"Chacha, be more sober." As the saying goes, the authorities are in awe and the onlookers are clear. Milk Cream is much calmer than you. "Didn't you notice that his answer...was he playing word games with you?"

"Huh?" You tilted your head without realizing it, and your brain froze.

"If it's really not, wouldn't it be good for him to just answer 'no'?"

"Maybe he just saw your mentality, deliberately put you into the answer of 'no', and let you fall into the trap of 'I think I am Bai Yueguang'... Finally, I will tell you 'I When did you say that you are my white moonlight...Look! Isn't this possible!"

"... Ban nesting dolls!! I said that you are more likely to be him and Bai Yueguang is the same person, that is!" Milk Cream was about to collapse, and simply pushed you down on the bed, "Besides, your Doesn’t the ability mean that when you are about to be threatened with your life, a man with a knife will come out to protect you! Since the ability has not been activated, doesn’t it mean that Tuosi didn’t want to hurt you at all!!! You should eat such sweet candy quickly ah!!!"

"..." You realized this just like waking up from a dream.

That's right, none of your favorite fusangshen appeared.Doesn't it prove that he protects you well...?

"Go and confess to him, or I will imprison|||ban you!!!"

"You are forcing someone into prostitution!!!"

"Anyway, your favorite Tosi also likes to do this kind of prostitution, why can't I do it!"

"You speak too much!"

"I'm grabbing tea!!! In short, if you don't take the initiative to cause Tuo Si to take the initiative, wouldn't he be OOC! Can you bear it!!!"

"I... of course I can't bear it!!!" You pushed the cream away, "I know, I know, it's better to let Mr. Dostoyevsky OOC than to let Mr. I'll go all out!!!"

"Wait!" Nairhuang stopped you who was about to rush home, "At least find a suitable place and make more preparations before making a romantic confession!!!"

You stop.

Buttercream is right.

The other party is Dostoevsky the Devil, but your favorite Fedya Kiss.Since we have to go all out to confess, of course we should make careful preparations! ! !

"Look, it's almost Valentine's Day, come on, Chacha!"

However, Nai Frost is fairly reliable in analyzing the relationship between the two of you, but not so reliable when it comes to things that she has no experience at all.

"...I think it would be great for you to go to the haunted house together on Valentine's Day."

Cream said so.

"Okay you ghost! I'm afraid of ghosts, okay!!!"

"That's why you're going to the haunted house! Then you'll have a reason to hug him and not let go!!!"

"But...but... Whether it's Tuosi or Fei Jiaqinqin, they are more suitable for places full of literary atmosphere like museums or libraries!!!"

"...It's so unattractive to take a girl to such a place on a date!"

"But if I ask Mr. Dostoyevsky to sing KTV with me, it will be too low!!!"

"Then make a compromise and find a good place." As she said that, Nairhuang clicked on the big X review, "Look, this place is not bad. It can satisfy both your love for fun and Tuosi's desire." IQ PK needs, is there a place more suitable for you than this?"

"...You make a good point."

You, who have no experience in dating, are immediately led astray by the cream.

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