I only like you as a paper man

The destination of Tosi, who was not going to go home obediently, was Store A, which was a little far away from the milk tea shop.

The full name of store A is Animate, and it is one of the stores in Japan that specializes in selling animation-related peripherals.

Store A, located above the Shanghai Foreign Language Bookstore, is its domestic branch.Due to the general sales of Japanese A store (referring to products that can be ordered on the Internet), in addition to never discounting activities, the delivery (Japan domestic postage) is also ridiculously high, plus the domestic A store’s exchange rate is close to 10, etc. Many crimes, most fans will call it a black shop.

Of course, the noble Mr. Dostoyevsky will naturally not be interested in the anime peripherals that only Two-dimensional nerds like. He just wants to look for the comics of the literary giant Xiaoyegou, and he will never miss it in vain. Such an easy and quick opportunity to cheat.

Tosi walked on the pedestrian street under the hot summer sun in Shanghai.He found that the girls around him were all holding parasols, and felt that he had miscalculated, so he secretly decided to cheat you after returning home at night.

... No, or forget it.

He suspects that you will use the Pain Umbrella full of dead house atmosphere with his handsome face (marked) printed on it. Just thinking about it is very wise, but he refuses.

PS: The usage of wisdom here is that although his face looks very intelligent, this approach is too mentally retarded.

I don't know what Osamu Dazai will think when he sees your surroundings full of you when he goes back. He feels that he should be thankful that he helped you put away the pillow yesterday, otherwise Osamu Dazai will definitely vomit verbally again.

Having said that, it is really a childish interest.In their original world, there were almost no such people. Perhaps there were no supernatural beings in this world, and the overall situation was fairly peaceful, so people lived quite comfortably.

As the saying goes, do as the Romans do, even if he is a fearsome villain in the original book, he should try to accept and understand the setting of another world.

I have to say, it's really interesting, and selling milk tea is also a good life experience.

Because of being on the same road, before Tosi reached his destination, he saw Dazai and you, who were running hand in hand on the pedestrian street, disappearing at the corner not far away.

...You were too quick to strike, Dazai-kun?

This was Dostoevsky's first reaction to this.

Damn, he was the one who came first, whether it was fans or time travel, he was the one who came first—although in the theatrical version he was indeed dressed in white, and Dazai and another person were also dressed in white, but he Has no interest in doing the "White Book of X" tricks, and certainly doesn't utter such lines.

Even if you are his fan, your actions and thoughts have nothing to do with him, and he is not interested.

Of course, it's a different story if Osamu Dazai wants to extract information from you that is not good for him.

Although in the previous few chats, he could see that you kept your mouth shut on the plot of the original book, with a look of "don't ask me, I don't want to change the plot", he can also see that you are unmoved by beauty (… ...).But after all, the object is Dazai Osamu who can "predict and counter-predict" with him, so he decided to go and see the situation.

Anyway, it's on the way.

As a result, when Tosi just turned the intersection, he saw this scene——

You turned your back to him, leaning against Osamu Dazai's chest, panting.

And Dazai, who met Tuo Si's eyes, put his arms around your waist smoothly under Tuo Si's gaze.

He could see that Osamu Dazai was trying to anger him, if he turned around and left at this time, it would only make Dazai feel that he had won.Although he was too lazy to talk to him about this kind of thing, but...

Ok.

In case he said something like "Look, you see, I got Fyodor's little fan girl!", it would be too embarrassing.

Although he doesn't care about this worldly concept at all.

But people always have to fight for such a tone in life. (Draw)

"...What are you doing here?"

Hearing Tosi's voice, you woke up like a dream, and you couldn't help shivering, subconsciously opened Dazai's hand that was around your waist, then pushed him away, covered your face and shouted——

"You, you...you misunderstood!!! I didn't cheat!!!"

Dazai: ………………?

Tosi: …………………………? ? ?

Your roar has won the attention of countless passers-by around you. Everyone stopped and looked at the three of you who were arrested at the scene of suspected cheating. Some even raised their mobile phones and wanted to send you on Weibo for free. It is the Douyin homepage.

Let's take a look - a handsome Chinese guy (Because Japanese and Chinese don't look much different, so passers-by recognize Osamu Dazai as Chinese), and a Russian handsome guy, the same not so outstanding but somewhat Shura field between cute girls.

"I didn't say you cheated." Tosi tried to save the situation.

"Yeah, Chacha, how can this be considered cheating!" Although there was nothing wrong with Dazai's words, it didn't sound right in this situation.

"But I don't have that kind of relationship with you! No! We have nothing to do with each other at all!! Mr. Dostoevsky! I have nothing to do with you at all!!!"

"Aren't you the one who felt that you were cheating just now?" Tosi felt that he was innocent. He just turned a corner, and then he was cuckolded inexplicably for people to watch.

"What's her name!? Dostoevsky!?"

"The person next to him is wearing a bandage... isn't this tm Osamu Dazai!"

Fortunately, the man surrounded by fans who could circle the People's Square three times was instantly recognized by the fans.

The atmosphere instantly became awkward.

"I'll just say it's Osamu Dazai!!! You still don't believe it!!" From the stalker girl A just now.

"Wow, that's true." From the stalker girl B just now.

"Is this a new type of cosplay boyfriend for rent... Can it still stage a plot? So good."

"I'm so sour, I also want to enjoy the Shura field caught between Tuozai!!!"

"Who doesn't want to...Wow, I'm going to take a picture and post it on Weibo."

"You send it quickly, I want to retweet it!!"

……

"Uh..." When you find that the atmosphere is getting more and more wrong, and no matter how you explain it, it will only become more and more chaotic, you finally realize the mistake you made, and ask two people for help, "I'm sorry, it's all because of me. Come on... what should we do?"

"Heh." Dazai snorted lightly, and pushed his bangs upwards, as if it was either you die or I die, "Do you even need to ask, of course—"

Dazai grabbed your wrist and pushed away the crowd.

"Just run!"

Only Tuosi was left alone, forced to enjoy the fiery eyes of passers-by.

Unexpectedly, the devil who likes to appreciate the evil of human beings all the year round will one day be admired by melon-eating people who don't know the truth in the street.What made him even more unexpected was that a passer-by brother took the initiative to step forward, patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, saying, "Brother, I understand you so well, my girlfriend ran away with my good buddy before! Get well, you must be strong!!"

...It is better to answer "she is not my girlfriend" here, or should it be better to refute "he is not my good buddy"?

No matter which explanation seems to be too troublesome, Tuo thought about throwing down a "thank you", and then walked away.

After being dragged by Osamu Dazai for another 500 meters, you have lost your mind.

He simply took you into Starbucks, asked you to sit and rest in the corner by the window, and queued up to buy drinks for you.

"Uh uh uh uh... I can't do it, Mr. Dazai... I'm going to die..." You, who were at the bottom of the long-distance running last time, lay on the table and muttered inarticulately, without even noticing that there was no one in front of you .

The well-meaning person at the next table looked at you pitifully, and asked you softly, "Are you okay? Do you need help... You must have something to worry about, right?"

You reply with difficulty: "No, no... I'm just too tired from running... Thank you..."

Five minutes later, Dazai returns with an Americano for himself and a caramel macchiato for you.

"Thank you Mr. Dazai." You took the paper cup, inserted | into the straw and drank happily.

"Ah... I didn't expect that Chacha's physical strength would be so weak." Dazai said to you with a half-smile, while in his heart he was reminiscing about the seldom-seen shriveled expression on Tuosi's face before he kidnapped you.

It was so cool to win, really so cool, Osamu Dazai thought of standing up and applauding himself.

"Most girls in this world are not physically strong." You answered Dazai confidently, "Like my friends, most of them are too lazy to even open the door, and one of them is even worse, as long as they can sit, they will never stand. Never sit when lying down."

"I see." Dazai touched his chin, nodded and said, "Because Chacha's friends are all nerds~"

You subconsciously want to refute him, but when you think of the faces of your friends, you find that you are not qualified to refute.Your friends are indeed either lazier or nerdy than the other, and you have to say, "But I'm not lazy! I'm pretty hardworking!"

"Yeah~" Dazai continued to nod, agreeing with you, "After all, Chacha will work hard to make milk tea~ What Chacha made for me today is really delicious, I really want to drink it every day~"

"What you want to drink every day is not milk tea but wine, right?"

"Hey—how could it be—drinking too much alcohol will hurt your body——"

... The man who poured the wine bottle by the bed is pretending to be stupid and talking nonsense?You laughed a few times in embarrassment, then took out your phone and clicked on Weibo.

Seeing 99+ displayed on the little red dot on the message bar, you were so frightened that your hands trembled and you almost threw your phone out.

... I won't be hung up! ?

You panicked in an instant, afraid that you would be hung up for reasons such as "the fanfic you wrote is too OOC", "you persecute Tuosi on Weibo every day", etc.After you opened @reminder nervously, you saw that countless of your relatives and friends @ your same Weibo, and the reposted content was: [Wow, look, this person looks like you! ] or [This is you! ].

You clicked into the original Weibo with a bad feeling.

[@绿衣社: [Contributed by Netizens] On a certain pedestrian street, a girl and her fair-faced girl were met by the owner when they were making love to each other...the owner was still a foreigner. PS. In fact, his face is paler, it's too miserable, it's really too miserable. (Video attached)]

... Fuck, I am ashamed and thrown out of the circle.

You look at four-figure retweets in just 10 minutes, and you just want to find a piece of hard tofu to kill you.

The author has something to say: Friends: [Tuo: When I catch you (Dazai), you will die]

Friends: [(That meal ticket still has to save one life, Dazai Osamu will beat him to death directly]

Me: [grass, meal ticket, grass, so real]

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