I love learning and I was forced to become a sea king

Osamu Dazai saw a series of prompts pop up on his mobile phone screen:

"[Jiangling]'s live broadcast room is open for a limited time"

"Reminder: In order to protect the user's personal and safety, when entering a nickname, please do not use your own real information~"

"(Red and bold) The recharge channel is open! There is no daily consumption limit, but please consume moderately~"

"[Scene props store] is open"

"Ding—user data has been successfully collected! The current number of people watching the live broadcast is: 0"

"Data update! The [Fan Medal] activation condition has been met, and the [Fan Medal] function has been officially launched!"

"Reminder: Fans who don't blink and don't feel distressed when recharging will have unexpected rewards~"

"Loading the live broadcast scene, please wait... The live broadcast scene has been loaded successfully! Do you want to jump to the live broadcast interface immediately?"

With his fingers hanging on the option "Yes", Osamu Dazai subconsciously raised his eyes and glanced at Ranpo Edogawa who sat down again.

The eyes of the two meet in the air, and it seems that a slight crackling sound can be heard.

Then the latter clicked his tongue, puffed up his bun face and took out a very precious safe, and put the cat keychain that he showed off in front of him just now firmly on the hat.

Not to mention that there is no sense of disobedience, but it adds a little more cuteness to it.

After confirming the eyes, it is a very childish person.

Osamu Dazai, who tapped his chin lightly, turned around, walked back to his seat and sat down.

The second after he pressed "Yes", he placed the new bandage firmly on the top of his hair.

Honestly, if the bandages dangled a bit, his partner would have looked like a "sew-up halo" angel—the kind that increases mortality.

childish.They are simply two childish brats who don't know what they are fighting about.

He swore that if he looked at those two people again, he would take them to the newly opened Wagyu beef shop at his own expense after work.

The eyes behind the lenses narrowed slightly, Kunikida Doppo took a deep breath, and continued to devote his energy to the unfinished work.

woo-

As soon as the vibrating sound from the mobile phone disappeared, Osamu Dazai saw a text message popping up on the mobile phone.

[Edogawa Ranpo: Go to eat wagyu buffet at night?The one two streets away from the detective agency, Kunikida treats guests. 】

[Edogawa Ranpo: Around 6 o'clock, I will send a message to the president and the others. 】

He turned his eyes and glanced at his partner whose fingers had been turned into afterimages on the keyboard.

As if aware of his gaze, the other party's golden braid has a tendency to explode.

Calmly withdrawing his gaze, Osamu Dazai quickly replied.

【Osamu Dazai: Of course. 】

"Welcome users to enter [Jiangling]'s live broadcast room for the first time, please choose a nickname for yourself as soon as possible!"

Randomly glanced at the blank input box, his mandarin-colored eyes slightly curved, and Osamu Dazai entered [sunflower without melon seeds] without hesitation.

Although his behavior and behavior sometimes deviate from the rules, but considering the "oneness" that cannot be inferred lightly, it is better to be a little cautious at the beginning.

There are many opportunities for testing, but to turn the "unique" into exclusive, you need to plan and control every next step.

He actually likes the type of nickname [Love Life Bandage Mr.], but considering what may happen next... it would be better to add a little bit of concealment.

He inexplicably had a strong premonition—he would encounter many obstacles on the way to abduct him to the district office.

But that's okay.

He believes that the ultimate winner can only be him.

"Ding——Congratulations on achieving the achievement of entering the live broadcast room for the first time"

"The first shot is free for you."

"Remaining free times: 0"

"You can unlock the second camera for only 300 yen, do you want to recharge now?"

300... Well, it's not too much, but if you include the daily expenses...

Tapping the desktop a few times with his fingertips, Osamu Dazai thought for a while, and after resolutely entering his partner's bank card account number in the bank card column, he reached out his hand very naturally to the other party.

"Kunikida-kun, lend me your phone."

Kunikida Doppo, who had already fully entered the working state, did not move his eyes, but just showed him with one free hand.

He swiftly turned off the other party's message notification tone. After receiving the verification message confirming the binding, Osamu Dazai quickly entered a few digits on his mobile phone and at the same time he did not forget to sigh. This small process is really troublesome.

"Binding successful! Payment is in progress, please wait..."

"Payment successful! The second camera has been unlocked for you."

Quickly tap the prompt bubble that appeared, and not long after seeing the person's profile, there was another new prompt.

I don't know if it's the evil intention of the system, but the prompt box that popped up happened to block that person's face.

Totally.

"Only 800 yen, you can unlock the third lens and [lens sliding] function, do you want to recharge now?"

Recharge recharge!It's not his salary anyway.

If conditions permit, he can also bind a few bank cards of his former partner Chuya Nakahara.

After all, those strings of numbers have now reached the point of being memorized backwards.

"Recharge successful! You have unlocked the third camera and [Swipe Camera] function!"

"The current number of people watching the live broadcast:

Recharge recharge!What is a partner?A partner is a ray of light cast when oneself is in the economic quagmire.

Osamu Dazai, who carried out this concept to the end, clicked "Yes" very calmly.

After clicking, he suddenly heard a faint hum from Edogawa Ranbu's position.

"Recharge successful!"

"Congratulations on getting the achievement of [recharging more than 1 yen in just 10000 minute after watching the video]! Get the free scene props from the system [cooling deceleration] x1, [sensing opportunity] x1"

"The current number of people watching the live broadcast is: 4"

4?This means that besides him and Ranpo...there are two other people who have the same thoughts about her as they do?

He has never doubted Miss Cat's personal charm, but this does not mean that he is willing to let other people, especially male creatures, covet this person who should belong to him.

Unconsciously smacking his tongue, Osamu Dazai cut out of the live broadcast interface and poked the little girl with glasses who was standing in the center of the screen.

Although there was a "(￣￣)" bubble on the opponent's head that expressed disgust, he still hugged his fingertips very obediently.

He suddenly remembered the slightly intimate contact with that person not long ago - the warmth of her hands around his neck seemed to be preserved until now.

Thinking of it makes my heart burn.

That's right, I almost forgot that she still has the status of a "table pet".

The gloomy inference from the last second was wrong again, but fortunately it was wrong.

It seems that before abducting that person to the district office, it is necessary to solve the use of the person's background power.

And you have to find Edogawa Ranpo first.

Anyway, the drama of heroes saving the beauty is not outdated even now.

Maybe you can also create accidents that look terrible, so that you can enjoy the care of Miss Cat with peace of mind.

Putting away the reminder box of the number of viewers, Osamu Dazai turned the camera with his fingers, and the face of that person was completely reflected on the screen.

She was looking down at the test materials spread out on the table, her slightly puffed cheeks made him look like he had the urge to poke him.

If she made a gesture of raising her hand and waving away...it would be cute, right?

It's like a kitten that was sitting quietly facing the hand from its owner, stretching out its paws to rest on the back of his hand.

Just as he was thinking this way, the next second, the man actually raised his hand and waved it twice on the side of his face.

Um?This kind of live broadcast...can still pass through ideas?

Before the surprised expression on his face disappeared, an unsightly reminder popped up again.

"Loading the historical data of the wealth list, please wait... the loading is successful!"

"The [Fan Medal] is being distributed for the top five in the Fortune List, please wait... The medal has been sent successfully! Please send the first comment in the input box, and show your fan medal to others~"

Um?Fortune list?Fan Medal?

Osamu Dazai glanced briefly, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly.

[Leg length of [-] meters], [I am the only one], [Sister’s rice ball stuffed with stuffing], [Snack automatic inhalation device], [Sunflower without melon seeds]

——What kind of weird names are these?

Oh no, I almost forgot that the last one was him.

What are the weird names of the first four? !That [Snack Automatic Inhalation Device] can be known to be Edogawa Ranpo without thinking about it.

Tsk, it's better to call a vending machine, which can better hide his true identity.

By the way, what is his fan badge?

After thinking about it, he clicked on the comment box and entered a 1 very conservatively.Then his comment just now appeared in the lower right corner.

[True Love Powder 02] [Sunflower without melon seeds]: 1

Like a stone thrown into a calm lake, the comments gradually became lively.

[Husband fan] [Legs are [-] meters long]: Huh?This kind of name is the same as the second disease, why does the bug start to follow this style now?Have you changed programmers?

"Boyfriend Fan" [Lao Tzu Domineering]: I just came to see the fan medal I got... Wait?What happened to the husband fan upstairs? ? Are bugs so rich? !I don't agree!

[Husband fan] [Leg length [-] meters]: Dissatisfaction and the speed of charging money are two different things.Still a boyfriend fan?Then you can only be a fan of male friends.

[True Love Powder 01] [Snack Automatic Inhalation Device]: Hmph, a group of childish idiots.What's going on with this 01?I feel a little inexplicably uncomfortable...

[True Love Fan 03] [Sister's rice balls filled with stuffing]: Tsk.Even if it is a bug, it can be seen from the lines that it is an annoying male creature.By the way, sunflowers without melon seeds have melon seeds.

[Passerby fans] [Hit workers from [-] to [-]]: To be honest, you are all shit.