I love learning and I was forced to become a sea king

Osamu Dazai waited with his mobile phone for a while, but the new voice bubble did not wait for him to speak. Instead, he saw that the other party removed the love sign next to him and replaced it with a wooden sign saying "I'm busy, please do not disturb".

She also took out a bowl containing food from the different-dimensional pocket behind her, and her face gradually became blurred in the rising heat.

Added a new inference: Under certain conditions, the actions displayed by the table pet will be synchronized with her action collector.

Although he understands that this kind of action may also be a fixed program, he is very positive about the concept of "state synchronization".

After all, I can't find a desktop pet that uninstalls the program. If the behavior is more conventional, it will inevitably be too boring.

He is very confident about it.

Oh yes, there is another unproven guess.

Just at this time, Kunikida walked out of the reception room alone.

His walking posture was slightly stiff, and there was still a faint blush on his face.

Standing up from the seat when he was about to pass by, Osamu Dazai stretched out the lit phone screen in front of him with a smile.

Unfortunately, the other party is obviously more interested in another matter than verifying according to his guess.

"Huh? Are you really staying here honestly?"

Because he has too many previous convictions for skipping work, the other party's tone is full of doubts and disbelief, "The guy who will definitely skip work has changed his sex for the first time", and the dazed look behind the lens is also very real-real So much so that he wanted to rip off the other person's face to prove himself.

But he did pull it off, and by the way he got a fist of justice from his partner.

"You bastard!"

Not paying attention to the other party's creaking fists, Osamu Dazai still kept that smile that bent his eyes into crescent moons.

"Well, don't put a burden on yourself just because you can't refuse and agree to the client's request."

He raised one hand and pressed on the opponent's head, as if smoothing the fur of a pet with fried hair, "If this continues, Kunikida-kun will not find a wife."

"There is no such thing as taking the initiative to deliver to your door."

"Tsk."

Swinging Dazai Osamu's hand away mercilessly, Kunikida Doppo's lens quickly reflected a light, "In this respect, we are each other, bastard."

As soon as the words fell, he thought that his partner would move on to the next topic, but found that the corners of the other party's smiling lips gradually deepened.

"No, no, I'm different from Kunikida-kun."

The bandaged hand shook in front of him a few times in denial, and he even had the illusion that the hanging bandage was showing off its might to him.

Then, his partner suddenly spoke in a sweet tone that made his braids explode, "As long as I nod and agree, I can end my single status immediately."

"The other party is still a very beautiful lady, so beautiful that I would let her choose the way of dying in love."

As the man said, his expression suddenly became serious, and he raised four fingers reverently, "I sincerely swear by all the bank cards of Kunikida-kun, it is true."

"Of course, if you still feel that sincerity is not enough, Kunikida-kun privately [beep——]..."

Before Kunikida Doppo could react, the lit phone screen suddenly stuck to his glasses.

There was a slight click.

Not only the sound of the lens colliding with the phone screen, but also the sound of the string called patience suddenly breaking in his heart.

After simply performing routine treatment on Pi Shangtian's partner, he finally calmed down and exhaled.Pushing the glasses, he reluctantly looked at the mobile phone that his partner had been holding high.

There is no such thing as a photo of a beautiful woman who is suspected to be the partner's wife, nor is the partner receiving a "request to date" message that looks like dokidoki at a glance-it's just an ordinary screen interface.

The picture is still the kind that makes people doubt their own aesthetics after looking at it.

Kunikida Doppo straightened up, pushed the glasses that had already reflected white light again, confirmed the conclusion he had drawn in his mind again and again, and then let his fist touch the top of his partner's head again.

It wasn't until the off-line partner turned his eyes on the mosquito coils that he straightened the tie in front of him and walked around the other party.

His steps were less stiff than when he just came out of the reception room.

"Really... This is obviously true! After all, such a big table pet is sitting there."

"Hey, sure enough, people who have a hard time finding an ideal wife don't see this kind of thing."

Pretending to be helpless and talking about crying, Osamu Dazai got up as usual, and was about to sit back in his seat and continue to observe the table pet, when he suddenly heard "Eh? Mr. Dazai is also interested in table pets?" from his side. Doubt.

He keenly picked out the key words, "Also?"

Sensing the serious gaze cast by Osamu Dazai, Naomi Tanizaki, holding the tray in her arms, began to recall, "Ah... yes. Mr. Ranpo is also addicted to table pet games recently."

"The sense of interaction is very high, and sometimes you can hear Mr. Ranpo acting like a baby."

"But he hid that table pet very tightly, and he didn't even want to tell us the name of A."

The mandarin-colored eyes widened slightly, and then turned to the sides, "Oh, if the random step fails, well, I understand."

Tanizaki Naomi blinked slowly, and when she was about to turn around and leave, she stopped because of the words spoken by the other party.

"In exchange, I can tell Naomi-san about the '[beep——]' against my brother that I saw by chance recently~"

"Of course, Miss Naomi wants to tell me more about Ranpo and Desk Pet."

Afternoon 16: 00

Jiang Ling stood up and yawned after stretching.

She looked at the densely written paper on the table and the score displayed on the screen of the mobile phone, showing a relaxed smile.

Sure enough, the motivation after eating is full.

Adding her current state of doing the questions and the test scores after 10 days, she can make a very bold prediction.

Having said that, I really want to thank the cubs for the courseware and recorded voices.

If the score is as she predicted, she will spend money for the cubs and evacuate at least half of the store for them!

If most of them were unlocked by keywords, as the system suggested, then she would not mind emptying out all the personal stores for the cubs.

Cough, of course, if she had to pay a certain amount of money, she would also be willing - just treat it as paying for the courseware she got.

And it was long overdue.

Ah, by the way, it seems that the current store... still can't make money?Tsk.

Forget it, don't think about this first.

After taking off her glasses and setting the alarm clock, she put on the eye patch and lay down on the bed.

Considering the normal sleep time at night, she didn't want to rest at first, but she couldn't hold back the drowsiness that hit her—this led to when she woke up when she heard the alarm clock, she automatically hung up the phone called "Misty" status.

Reason and body will are still fighting, and reason is gradually developing towards failure.

This is not going to work, she has to do something.

After touching the phone, click on the "Japanese Assistant" again.But the hand that was about to point to the courseware turned away, and inadvertently clicked on the bubble that had been hanging on the screen.

"The weather is great today, would you like to go on a date with me that can't be turned back?"

Um?What is this voice?

She rubbed her eyes and looked at the cub standing on the screen.

Seeing that she finally had a reaction, the cub with slightly curly black hair stuck to the screen with twinkling star eyes.The mandarin eyes blinked a few times from time to time.

Oh, it's that new cub named 【Osamu Dazai】.Why is he still a cub?Is it because she hasn't worked hard enough for him?

It won't work if this continues.

Oh yes, if you heard me right, he just said "date"?

Then go on a date with him. Anyway, she now has the function of actively starting a date.

Furthermore, anyway, with the treasure theory of [Edogawa Ranpo] in hand, I am still fearless for the time being.

Well, we must successfully transform the opponent from a cub into an adult form.

Only in this way can we get more courseware of "must pass the exam" and unlock all the items in the personal store of the cubs.

Maybe you can still squint for a while?

In this way, the confused state can be lifted, and even the study and work and rest time at night will not be delayed.

Jiang Ling nodded slightly, and pressed the [Dating] icon that had never been used before without hesitation.

"Please reconfirm whether [date] is [Dazai Osamu]?"

"Yes"

"Detecting data... Data detection successful! Link is being built, please wait..."

"The link was built successfully! An appointment request is being sent for you, please wait... (01)"

"[Osamu Dazai] has agreed to your date request, do you want to start a date for the two of you now?"

"Yes"

The second after confirming the date request, Dazai Osamu noticed Tanizaki Naomi's suddenly surprised eyes.

Immediately afterwards, the scene in front of him flashed quickly, changing from the office of the Armed Detective Agency to a very familiar river.It is one of the rivers that he often looks for the entrance of the Sanzu River.

He can clearly hear the sound of gurgling water, and feel the temperature of the sun shining on his body—everything seems to be consistent with the real scene, but in fact, it is full of unspeakable sense of contradiction.

Add another corollary: fields with perfectly camouflaged real-world scenarios.But whether the supernatural ability possessed by that person is immune to "disqualification in the world" remains to be further verified after meeting.

If there is an immune phenomenon, you can use your "emotion" to achieve your goal of understanding the entire operating mechanism of this "table pet".

If this mechanism can't be used by him after understanding, then she will be destroyed on the spot.

As for whether it will affect Edogawa Ranpo... Just right, I can also gain a deeper understanding of the relationship between the other party and Edogawa Ranpo.

As soon as the goal is determined, the brain quickly plans all the strategies for him when facing that woman—whether it is the appropriate expression and movement, or the ambiguous and ambiguous words.

Speaking of which, "emotion" is indeed the easiest thing to control and use.

Oh, by the way, if the other party still looks like a table pet, shouldn't you pay attention to your phone?

He took out his mobile phone and found that the table pet was gone, and the mobile phone was still in an unserviced area.

Inference plus one: it has strong pertinence and confidentiality.If you want to attack her, you must grasp it perfectly one second before leaving the copy.

The wind blowing from behind him gently stirred the hair on the side of his face, and the phone paused before it was put back into the pocket, before being thrown on the grass instead.

Although, since that person has not appeared until now, does it mean that he can carry out his daily activities?

What if you fall into the arms of the river in the field built by different abilities, and you can better find the entrance of the Santu River?

There seems to be a scene like this mentioned in a famous book he has been reading—so this is most likely the closest to Santuchuan after Houshan Mushroom.

He smiled softly and relaxed all over.

Speaking of which, whether it was actively jumping into the river, or shouting at him worriedly on the bank, or using her supernatural ability to directly pick him up from the water...he can target different methods, Change the original plan.

Anyway, the end result must be...

"Eh? It's... Mr. Dazai?"

Suddenly, a relatively familiar voice came from behind.

But compared to the transmission via the phone, the voice in reality is better.

It is soft and sweet, and there is a strong sense of coquettishness between the lines.

Inference plus one: You will use the pleasant voice to lower your vigilance, and you need to be alert to the traps in the other party's language.

Plan to implement step changes.

Turning around, Osamu Dazai bent down with his signature smile on his face, held the other person's hand accurately, and was about to open his mouth to say the lines that had become mantras, but he was taken aback when he looked up to see the man's face clearly.

Inference plus one plus two plus three... The inference is completely erased, there is no need for it to exist for the time being.

The plan is temporarily suspended.

You can't destroy the roses that you send up on your own initiative, you should take good care of them and make sure that no petals will fall during his care.

...a serious error in judgment.