Wild King Trap [E-sports]

In the past few days, the North American Division is playing in the finals with the wild card team in Taipei, grabbing the last three places to go to Osaka, Japan to participate in the group stage. Although the "real protagonist" LPL has not yet appeared, but do not delay a few days The posts on the player forum "257" were full of quarrels, and HOT became popular.

Latest release:

"Buy it and leave it. Anyone who passes by should come and have a look. Let's take a look. This year's MSI will be the final chapter!"

Landlord 1L: I'm so nervous these two days!Why hasn't the group stage started yet? ? ?Tell me, which team will win the MSI this year, who is stronger and who is weaker, nog or no?

2L: The title has such a domineering title, so it looks like a bird when it comes in?

3L: Nikkei questions

4L: I'm fucking nervous too! no Why is it so fierce in lck this year, such a rotten dog team has turned up again, I thought it was already cold!Bless you, Xinnv is willing to use every pair of CPs that her girlfriends have knocked over in the past ten years in exchange for nog beating no in the mid-season game!

5L: good, boudoir, honey

6L: To be honest, I would rather nog lose to the hat and lose to the clown in the final. This championship is gone, and I don't want to see nog lose to no in the group stage.

7L: +1

8L: +2

9L: +3

……

21L: Needless to say? What level of NOG, what level of NO? NOG has won [-] consecutive victories in the spring game, and the two consecutive victories in the playoffs are all [-] to [-]. What kind of situation is NOG already doing? Doesn’t this smash all Korean stick dogs?

22L: Is the wolf warrior coming again?Still rushing to death, isn't Yu Duo a famous civil war phantom god who goes out to pull his hips? S7 was taken away by Polaris 8-[-], S[-] didn't even make it to the finals, let the two South Korean teams play a civil war at the door of the entire LPL audience, have you forgotten this?After winning the spring game, it looked like a bird, waiting for the finals before being kicked into the mud by a Korean father.

23L: Korean dog son is here?Han Ge, you talk on the tuba, is it comfortable to lick people's stinky feet in lck?

24L: I used to think that yu had more female fans, but now I see that there are more black fans than female fans. It is really a celebrity in your area. My brother earns money and brings me one. How much is one?

25L：？你管S5、S7、S9MSI冠军，S4全球总决赛世界冠军叫内战幻神？

26L: Isn't this called Civil War Illusory God? MSI has a fart, it's not the Civil War phantom to win the S championship!Do you still use popular science? From S3 to S10, eight years of S competition, you have won the championship once in the LPL division with tens of millions of players, and your Korean father has won it four times! Isn't the LCK the well-deserved No. [-] division in the world?

27L: In League of Legends, the Korean is the boss, we have to admit that.

28L: ? ? ?According to this, all the teams in the entire LPL, except Yu Duo, not even NOG, all teams, no matter who wins, are civil war phantom gods, because they have never won the world championship, can this be the logic? ?

29L: Brothers, to be honest, the sad thing is not that I can't win, but that I even feel that I can't win.Yu Duo was not kicked into the mud by the South Korean team, you have been completely beaten into the mud by your Korean father, you have inferiority complex from the bottom of your heart.Really sad.

30L: Who doesn't want to win?I lost too much, and I was afraid of losing.

31L: +1

32L: +2

……

62L: I'm not afraid of death, I've been a Yu fan for almost ten years.I entered the League of Legends from S3, and I was in the third year of high school in S4. I went to watch the finals at my classmate’s house in the name of going to my classmate’s homework. This is dazzling. I’ve been working for several years. My classmate’s daughter was born last year. .Now both of us can't operate well, so we still take time to watch the game.

This year's spring season, Yu won the championship. I am very happy. I feel that the prince of S4 seems to be back. This year's mid-season is the year I am most looking forward to in so many years. I want to see YU win, but I also hope that in case, In case he loses, Yu Duo has won so many honors for LPL after all, so there will be fewer people to criticize him.

63L: Oh, it's been so many years?

64L: Hehe, it’s impossible not to not spray. It’s still tmd. Yu Duo has been sprayed in your area. What kind of spray is he? Yu Duobie came back, so he might as well leave Little Japan to fend for itself.

65L: ?Are you a prophet?

66L: What is the prophecy? Prophecy, I saw this script once in S7.

67L: Hahahahahahahahaha, Yu Duoshi is miserable, the world's number one anti-pressure jungler.

68L: YU: Hit your mother’s job, quit

69L: Hey!Haven't played yet, can they all be like dead people in his mother's village going to the village mouth to eat running water mats, bad luck or not?As things stand, the only great enemy, the Polaris, is gone, the tiger is not at home, the monkey is the king, NO fucking five rotten dogs, that’s all, if it’s not the finals, just hang these dogs up and beat them?Let's put this aside, NOG three to zero in the final!

70L: Grass, the NO team is really bad luck. S8 blocked the entrance of the NOG spring to display the team logo, and even scolded "loser" on the public screen. Why the hell is there such a poor quality team? ? ?

71L: Didn’t the NO afterwards post a punishment announcement on Facebook?The whole team was fined.

72L: ? ?I'll give you ten dollars, you can record me a sentence "my mother is dead" and send it to me, do you want it?

73L: And Han Ge, there are four Korean dogs in the NO team, and one Korean dog. This wave, this wave is the bad luck fucking opened the door for the bad luck, and the bad luck has come home.

74L: Don't make trouble, people don't call it Han Ge now, they call it Han e, from NOG to NO, G is long gone.

75L: It is suggested to change the name directly to Han Jian.

76L: +1

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99L: Han Ge is a bad person, let me say it first.But you can see his performance in NO this year. If you say that NOG didn't buy a fake match last year, I don't believe it.

100L: The announcement came out, but you didn’t read it yourself. Last summer, NOG was harassed like that by the Internet. People had already gone to the department for notarization. Betting on dogs and leeks, betting on dogs is simply nodding.

102L: Fake matches are not enough. Koreans have to be punished for fake matches. It’s just that Korean dogs play badly and have a poor professional attitude. They live broadcast every day playing PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds there. I guess my mother wants to go over the mountains to lick his Korean father.

A post built more than 100 floors in a few minutes, from MSI to LPL and LCK's long-standing feud, from the feud to Yu Duo, from Yu Duo to Hangou.

In any forum, Kua Yuduo may be scolded, but as long as he scolds Hangou, everyone will be happy and harmonious, and they will be a harmonious and beautiful family again.

Before Han Ge went to LCK, there were fans of other teams who used him for Yu Duo and NOG, but as soon as Han Ge went to Korea, he left a pile of shit like results in LPL, and went to Korea to "take off". "—

Rounding up, it equals "traitor to the nation".

It will be harmonious soon:

220L: Report! ! !Yu Duo opened the live broadcast!Everyone quickly gather in the live broadcast room!

"Today is a holiday, let's broadcast it for a while." The young man in front of the camera lowered his head, only showing a cold white forehead.He was plugging in the headphone cable and fiddling for a long time. "Fight the Ruined King? Don't fight anymore. There have been a lot of training matches in the past two days. Let's take a rest today... Play Miss Cousin?"

The young man looked up: "I'm playing with your mother's cousin."

"? Why is the quality of the anchor so low?"

"Wuuuuu father is really handsome, this one looks handsome and makes me cry"

"Then what do you play, you can chat with your sons after half a month"

"Did you have underwear, my student, I want it cheap"

Shuiyou is still the same virtue as before.If he wins the game, Yu Duo is his real father; if he loses the game, all the water friends are fathers of fathers, and they speak with a three-pointed arrogance.

"No underwear, get out. If you don't wear underwear, I suggest you go out with bare buttocks." Yu Duo leaned back into the training chair and smoothed the hair on his forehead with his hand. "Are you still in the play-in match today? , Which team is following which team today?"

Lin Huinan pulled back his chair: "Happy? Time and Sailor Moon."

Happy? Time Yu Duoshu is the HAT hat team in North America.

Yu Duo picked at his temple restlessly: "Which team is Sailor Moon?"

Lin Huinan said, "The Japanese team."

Yu Duo: "..."

Captain Yu turned his head and glanced back at MHSJ who was still playing in qualifying: "Then Mahou Shaojiu can go to the Sailor Moon team to apply for a captain or something."

"More than enough." Lin Huinan said, "The captain of their team is Platinum One."

Yu Duo: "..."

Yu Duo searched for a long conversation: "That...it's pretty good. It seems that there is no pressure on the hat today, and I can meet them in Japan smoothly in two days."

"Low EQ: The Japanese team is really good at jb; high EQ: no pressure on hats"

"What do you mean? Look down on my platinum one?"

"What do you mean? Look down on my little days... the Japanese players who have a good life?"

"Come on, don't laugh, be careful to go to Osaka to play the game Taijun assassinate NOG"

"Grass, it's okay for me to fight me. Where is the registration link for the Japanese team? Ionia Denichi Platinum three players request to play!"

Go to Japan the day after tomorrow, and the group stage will start the day after tomorrow.

Yu Duo took two cans of soda and a bag of sweet popcorn, and came back to turn on Lion Claw TV's broadcast of this year's finalists.

He handed Lin Huinan a can of soda: "Wait to watch the match between the perfect girl warrior and the hat, I guess I don't have to eat tonight."

Lin Huinan supported his head: "This game has no reference value."

Yu Duo: "But decompression."

Lin Huinan: "..."

As soon as the broadcast was turned on, the director zoomed in on the camera, and a 5V5 team battle was erupting in Dalongkeng on the road!

Yu Duoyou leisurely drank soda, while explaining the "disparity in strength" match for the water friends in the live broadcast room: "Okay, we can see that the five Sailor Moon people are encircling the Dalongkeng—— Are they trying to grab the hat jungler? But the hat jungler isn't slaying dragons, he's just farming blue buffs!"

The director cut out the records of the two sides in the column below, and Yu Duo took a look: "Okay, we can see that the top laner is 10-0, the mid laner is 9-0, and the jungler is 10-...Okay, We can see that the development of the hat team is slightly better than that of Sailor Moon, and the economy of the top laner is the first in the game."

"???"

"Billion points"

"Redefining a little bit better"

"This nm, the head is 32 to 1???"

"The status quo of online keyboard warriors in the professional arena"

Yu Duo continued to explain without changing his face: "Okay, the five Sailor Moon members have already surrounded the dragon pit, and they may also want to attack the dragon—the jungler of the hat team gave the blue buff to the mid laner, Now Nakauenosuke is approaching the top lane, it seems that he wants to form a group of four to beat up Bobby-chan, the top laner of Sailor Moon, but Bobby-chan didn't get in the eye, this Bobby-chan is in danger—"

Still in danger, Uenosuke and four members of the hat team surrounded Bobby. Bobby flashed in fright and hit the wall in the opposite direction. —

The hammer flew four, and the four members of the hat team were thrown out. Along a parabola, they precisely landed on the faces of the remaining four members of Sailor Moon.

"Quadra? Kill!"

Single and four kills on the hat!

Yu Duo turned down his voice, and couldn't stop the Chinese stream commentator from commenting on the channel exclaiming: "Four in one hit! Bobby killed his entire teammate!"

"Cough," Yu Duomeng choked, almost spitting the soda on his pants, "cough cough cough cough!"

A hand patted him behind his back, slowly comforting him.

Yu Duo remembered that he was turning on the camera, and while coughing, he touched his back with his hand, trying to pull Lin Huinan's hand back.

But as soon as he touched Lin Huinan's hand, he stretched out the other hand, holding a piece of sweet popcorn between his slender index finger and thumb, and handed it to his lips, before Yu Duo could react, he fed it to him. "Eat something and let your breath flow slowly. You idiot."

The author has something to say: Xiao Lin: Thank you for the invitation, on purpose, don’t try to avoid suspicion with me.