Wild King Trap [E-sports]

At the same time that the paper figurine grabbed Li Si, Yu Duo's mouse suddenly came out of his hand and fell on the computer desk with a "bang".

Yu Duo's plastic bottle also fell under his feet.

"..." Yu Duo was silent for a long while, and then squeezed out a word, "Fuck."

Lin Huinan watched coldly: "If you die a few more times, you can change the mouse."

"..."

Lin Huinan asked, "Still playing?"

"Why, why don't you continue," Yu Duo's tongue flickered, and he was almost at a loss for words.He bent down and picked up his broken plastic bottle and held it again like a baby. Goosebumps appeared on his arm, but he pretended nothing happened, "I... I just died twice, horror game Isn't it normal to die a few more times without a strategy or a spoiler... Besides, it's not scary at all."

Lin Huinan nodded: "Yes. It's not scary at all."

"...That's it," Yu Duo insisted, "Come again."

"Spring is coming". "Start the game".

The third time.

This time Yu Duo started with a lot of familiarity, so he revisited the old place first, picked up the old Huangli that Lin Huinan dug out again, put away the lanterns, and then went to the next room.

Passing by the mourning hall where the coffins were parked halfway, Yu Duo went in and took a look, but it might be because it was still daytime, the two paper figurines, a man and a woman, were both stuck together, and Yu Duo kicked them down. reaction.

It seems that if you don't go to the lake during the day and hide from the paper man at night, you won't die.

Yu Duo thought to himself that he had mastered the secrets of customs clearance, and he couldn't help but relax again. While putting the painted enamel pocket watch that could tell the time that was dug out from the house of the dead young master of Wang's family into his backpack, he snorted and said: " No, if you can't hit the ghost, then this game is too simple, like playing chicken... Oh, it's not that it's easy to play chicken, it's like you don't need to find someone to shoot, the whole situation is just here. .”

"Simple and happy." Yu Duo ran from house to house, picking up a bag of tattered backpacks, picking up whatever he saw, "It's like playing house, but I'm almost winning."

"..."

Lin Huinan had to admit that Yu Duo made the right choice to play League of Legends instead of playing other games.

Yu Duo picked up a locked wooden box from the dressing table in the guest room again: "What is this? It's locked?" Yu Duo threw it all into the backpack, "Let's put it away first, I'll see if there are any more in the room." What."

The hour hand of the pocket watch slowly points to "6".

"It's six o'clock, it's getting dark, I'll go and see where I can hide later," Yu Duo muttered, and walked into the guest room with a big bag of junk, "South, you said you're hiding in bed There's a..." in the closet at the bottom

Turning around the veil, in the gloomy and dark guest room, a woman in a peach-red gown faced her. She stepped on the footstool, hung her head on the beam, and slowly swayed from side to side, as if she had just hanged herself not long ago. This head turned around, revealing half of his bruised and swollen face and blood dripping ears...

Yu Duo suddenly stopped for a moment, turned around and rushed out the door. ——Before rushing out the door, the captain of the tattered brigade didn't forget to rush over and throw the sachet Tab key that the woman dropped under the footstool into the backpack.

Yu Duo rushed out of the guest room without looking back, but...it was dark.

"Wow".

"Crash".

"Crash".

The sound of the paper shaking in the wind was very clear, accompanied by the rustling sound of someone dragging a piece of paper on the ground and walking forward.

There is also the clear and faint sound of the flute, which sounded high-class 15 minutes ago, but in the middle of the night it sounded like a fucking ghost.

Yu Duo panicked, rushed straight into the broken room next door, found a table with a missing leg and hid under it... "Wow, wow", the sound of the paper was getting closer——Yu Duo's entire portrait stopped in time , with his back firmly pressed against the gaming chair, wishing he could be eight hundred miles away from the computer and still remain motionless.

Finally, the paper stopped ringing.

The captain of the tattered brigade breathed a sigh of relief, obviously after this battle, his vitality was greatly damaged, and he reached out to turn off the small stereo: "Fuck, is this broken flute for dead people? It's too fucking ugly..."

With a soft sound, the paper figurine's thin body folded in half, and a pair of black eyes were exposed from its two water-stained feet on the ground, looking at the old man Li Si who was hiding under the three-legged table.

Triple? Kill.

The 59-year-old man was killed three times.

Yu Duo: "..."

Lin Huinan frowned again: "You forgot to file, and you managed to pick up dozens of pieces of junk."

Yu Duo: "..."

Yu Duo's throat trembled, he didn't know whether it was from fright or because he felt sorry for his rags, and said word by word: "Again, come on."

"Spring is coming". "Start the game".

Fourth time.

This is a day.Lin Huinan thought that if Yu Zuo was allowed to play from January 28 to the second day of February to clear the level, Yu Zuo would save two or three hundred files.

However, with the level of Yu Duo's archive manager, he might not be able to play on the second day of February.

It's six o'clock again.

It was dark again.

This time Yu Duo was very cautious. He went to the mourning hall alone before dark and hid behind the curtain to observe the movement of the paper figurine. ——He is not afraid this time, in case the old man Li Si dies again, he can immediately return to the save file and resurrect on the spot.

At the moment of darkness, the paper figurine did not come alive immediately, but several rooms on the map lit up with a faint golden light, and at the same time the coffin parked in the mourning hall became "accessible".

Lin Huinan looked at Captain Yu who was still in a daze, his throat suddenly felt itchy, he bent down, held Yu Duo's mouse and entered the coffin with the mouse, and said in a low voice, "Are you stupid? Coffins can hide ghosts, do you understand?"

Yu Duo's hands were always cold, so Lin Huinan just put his palm on the back of his hand lightly and didn't take it back for a while.

But Yu Duo's attention didn't seem to be on his hands either. Li Si entered the coffin and looked at the dark coffin boards. A man in a red groom's suit with a pale face was lying on the side, his mouth seemed to be stretched open by something, the corners of his mouth were pointed, and he grinned upwards, his white eyeballs with rotten eyelids stared straight at Li Si.

"..."

Yu Duo's blood pressure suddenly rose to the ceiling. With the spirit that he usually doesn't have in rank, junglers, and arresting people, he opened his backpack for a second, took out the lantern, squatted up, pushed the coffin board, and ran out——

Just had a face-to-face meeting with the paper figurine.

The old man screamed.

Quadra? Kill.

Yu Duo leaned back on the chair.

Lin Huinan was silent for a while, then quietly took his hand back: "...You should go to the next game."

The archive administrator opened his row of more than 20 archive pages, gritted his teeth and said, "Again, come on."

……

10 minute later.

Paper Doll Penta? Kill. (penta kill)

Another 10 minutes.

Paper Doll Unstoppable. (six kills in a row)

10 more minute.

Female ghost Godlike. (seven kills in a row)

The last 10 minutes.

"Spring Comes" Legendary. (eight kills in a row)

For more than an hour, Yu Duosong scored 0-8, the old man Li Si died repeatedly, and the whole live broadcast room was filled with the old man's screams.

The barrage has changed from "scared" at the beginning to crazy laughter:

"Hahahahahaha I fuck classic torture"

"Li Si: Let me go"

"Hahaha, why is this old man screaming scarier than a female ghost?"

"Mother is crying, yubao should go to play Xiaoxiaole"

"Every time I watch Yu Duo play other games, I have to thank the League of Legends for feeding my children."

"Excuse me, is the anchor playing a death simulator?"

"Good guy, God Yu must not survive three chapters in a horror novel"

"Chapter three overestimated him, so he just started "XX is dead, an e-sports player""

"Thank you to the host for not disappointing the hard work of the game company, so that every ghost of Sanxi has a chance to appear on the stage"

"It's hard for South, who can take care of it?"

Yu Duo collapsed on the gaming chair as if he was half paralyzed, and said with the last of his strength, "Again, come on."

Lin Huinan got up and walked towards the drinking fountain. Yu Duo glanced at South and left, thinking that South thought he was too good to play with him, and immediately sat up straight like a frightened bird, and grabbed a corner of South's clothes: "... …you are leaving?"

Lin Huinan didn't say a word, and walked forward again, Yu Duozhuo didn't do it, let alone if he didn't do it, South didn't accompany him anymore, this dog game gave Yu Duo eight guts that he couldn't even play alone in the middle of the night.

So Yu Duo got up and followed Lin Huinan like an idiot: "Are you sleepy? Are you going to sleep?"

Lin Huinan stopped by the drinking fountain, poured two glasses of water, handed a warm one to Yu Duo, and lowered his eyelids: "I'm so timid, I have to follow me every time I come here to pour water?"

Yu Duo: "..."

Captain Yu lost face greatly, and immediately redeemed: "Oh...that's okay, I'm afraid you won't be able to take it anymore, I care about you, I'm afraid I'll tire you, since you're not tired, then it's okay."

Lin Huinan looked at Yu Duo, and Yu Duo took a sip of the water he gave him, but two eyes were still peeking out from the top of the glass, looking at him without blinking.After drinking, Yu Duo hesitated again: "Then, go back and continue?"

Lin Huinan didn't know why, but he seemed to stay silent on purpose.

Yu Duo tried to bump South with his shoulder: "Aren't you leaving?"

Lin Huinan took a sip of water slowly.

Yu Duo waited anxiously for South to finish drinking the water, then grabbed South's arm and pulled towards him: "Let's go?"

But it didn't pull.

Yu Duo was a little panicked this time, afraid that Lin Huinan would stop playing horror games with him, so he pulled Lin Huinan hard again...but seeing Lin Huinan's sleeves wrinkled by his own grasp, he couldn't help it. Thinking of Lin Huinan's suspected obsessive-compulsive disorder, he immediately let go, and ironed South's sleeves with his hand, then took Lin Huinan's hand, and whispered, "Let's go, please." , I play alone..."

Captain Yu paused, still refusing to admit that he was cowardly, and said sternly, "It's too boring for me to play alone."

"Oh," Lin Huinan finally responded, "I'll drink some water... let's go."

Yu Duo took Lin Huinan's hand and led him all the way back to the computer, without noticing that the person behind him gently rubbed the back of his hand with his thumb.

"Spring is coming". "Start the game".

Ninth time.

Although he died eight times, these eight times were of no practical help except that Captain Yu's mouse was almost scrapped.Yu Duo never forgot his true heart, and he was still a trash picker at the beginning.

The plot line is also shit.The water friends in the live broadcast room who witnessed Yu Duo’s tragic death eight times can only conclude that this game is not haunted during the day, and the water ghost who died in the lake at night will possess the female paper figurine and come out to arrest people. Only in the house of the dead or the coffin in the mourning hall can you save your life...

But there are only two houses with golden light, one is Master Wang’s study room, and the other is Wang’s family’s official bedroom. Every night there is one less room that can save his life, and one person will die in the room. It's Wang Liu's.

You can't enter the house where someone died at night, and there are ghosts guarding the murderer.

In the ninth round, Yu Duo took the unprecedented seriousness, and pulled the gaming chair closer. First, he went back to several save points to read the clues one by one to go through the plot.

Yu Duo first went back to the guest room to pick up the sachet and wooden box.

In the sachet was an "old note that has been around for many years", written in small letters "If the two loves last for a long time, how can they be in the morning and evening", signed by Master Wang's characters.

Yu Duo finally found the key to the locked wooden box from the body of the hanged woman in the guest room. The box was opened, and inside was a thick stack of letters, all of which were written by Master Wang to Wang Liu's own sister, Second Sister Liu.

The key was found on the female corpse, so Yu Duo guessed that the female corpse was "Second Sister Liu".

The contents of these letters are all replies from Mr. Wang to Second Sister Liu. Each letter is not long, but they are full of obscene and obscene words. He is also quite proud of this kind of behavior of sisters serving one husband and adulterating other people's wives.

Later, Miss Biao was born, and Second Sister Liu also advocated that her daughter marry Wang Da, which was nicknamed "Kiss-up and Kinship".

But Miss Biao is getting older, and the letters from Master Wang are getting less and less, and the letter after more than half a year is just talking about the current situation, as if she has lost interest in the old and frail Second Sister Liu.

The last letter was from a few days ago. Master Wang said in the letter that Miss Biao's horoscope matches Wang Da's very well.

And this day happened to be the same day that the Wang family asked him to wear a "囍" coffin head, which was recorded in Li Si's account book, the coffin used for the wedding.Wang Da is dead.

But Miss Biao hasn't.

In Wang Da's bedroom, besides the painted enamel pocket watch, Yu Duo also found a lot of strange Western gadgets, a few pieces of land mortgage that Wang Da lost a lot of money from a gambling house, and has not yet stamped Wang's family seal... and horse whip wine, Deer penis wine, tiger penis wine, and imported aphrodisiac medicines bought from the British with a translation label attached to them.

In another locked and empty room, there was a bowl of dumb medicine with soup base, a bloody knife, several pieces of frayed hemp rope, and a new wedding dress hanging up.

Yu Duo went through the [-] or [-] useful and useless clues he found one by one, and he got a general idea, and concluded to the barrage: "Oh, I understand, Wang Da is dead, and the Wang family is still alive." Wanting Miss Biao to marry a dead person, Miss Biao didn't like it, so the Wang family locked her up, but Miss Biao yelled at her every day, and the Wang family silenced her again...... But then she let Biao run away again, and the result After being captured by the Wang family, the Wang family also stabbed her blind this time."

"But Miss Biao is blind, and the Wang family still thinks that it would be disrespectful for a blind man to be their son's wife in Wang's house, so they finally pushed Miss Biao into the lake and drowned, planning to put her in the coffin for a ghost marriage to her son... now Miss Biao came back to take revenge."

"Fuck, what the hell is this jb plot." Yu Duo frowned, and looked at the barrage again, "Do you understand? Oh? I don't understand?"

Yu Duo snorted and laughed: "It's okay, you can't play anyway, it doesn't matter whether you understand it or not, even if you understand it, you can't pass the level with one life like me, a horror game genius like me, just play League of Legends Smash Bros. ...Oh? You can’t beat Smash Bros., and they’re all Silver III? Then you guys can have fun, eat something good, go shopping, and don’t give up hope in life.”

The full screen barrage changed from "scared" to "???":

"Are you scolding again?"

"Who are you talking about Silver Three? Can you say it again?"

"Eat something good and go shopping? Is it implying that the water friends are all terminal cancer?"

"Damn it, I'm going to die of anger sooner or later in Yu Duo's live broadcast room"

"Hehe, I laughed. If it's 0-8, you'll have to pass the level with your life."

"59-year-old man 0-9 warning"

"Don't be embarrassed, the anchor is a cat with nine lives and one life left."

"Let you go to play Xiaoxiaole, the anchor is quite grudge"

Lin Huinan glanced at Captain Yu, who looked rather swollen, and knocked his upper and lower canine teeth lightly.

Although the words are out of line, this is indeed the only serious time for Yu Duo to play: no Google translation of classical Chinese, no off-site help from South, looking for clues during the day, hiding ghosts at night, the first time survived the first three days, never Live from the 28th to the first day of February.

——Lin Huinan leaned on the table to watch Captain Yu play a puzzle game like a temple escape, and wanted to "remind" Yu Duo that today is the last day, and on the second day of February next year, he will still be Miss Biao's first seven , if I can’t get out today, I’m afraid I’ll have to save and start over tomorrow...

But Lin Huinan watched Hui Yuduo again. Either he was picking up rags: take a bowl in this room, and a ladle in that room; I don’t even look at those serious clue books with too many words and no pictures, and it will take years and months to pass the customs, so I will stop talking about it, and I’m going to see what new death method Captain Yu can research this time.

Yu Duo stayed until the night of the first day of the new year, when he jumped into the coffin with a small backpack on his back.

This time, the former captain of the shabby team, the former archive manager, and now the finals selection, Yu Duo is very confident: "Brothers, believe it or not, but this time I will win. After tonight, I will tell you You guys, who is the winner in this game between Miss Biao and me."

It was getting dark, and the rustling of paper and the creaking of windows and doors could be heard outside the coffin boards.

Yu Duo subconsciously held his breath in front of the screen.

The paper rang for a while, then fell silent, and then, tick, tick, tick, the sound of water droplets, very close water droplets, as if every drop was dripping on the coffin board above the head, and it seemed to be raining outside again.

Suddenly, there was a loud noise!The coffin board rose in response, and fell to the wooden floor with a "bang", the red candle was extinguished, and the red curtain danced wildly in the wind. Li Si sat up slowly uncontrollably, his eyes tearing apart with fear... Seeing the paper The shadow behind the person spread out in a puddle of water, and slowly rose a woman whose mouth and eyes were bleeding, and her face was soaked like a layer of skin. On the beam of the mourning hall, there were the hanged Second Sister Liu, Master Wang, Wang and Liu's three faces with unrepentant death.

The old man screamed.

Yu Duo's mouse was swept to the ground with a "bang" by Yu Duo, who jumped five or six meters with him and the chair, and was finally overwhelmed and fell to pieces.

"..." Yu Duo was silent for a long time, deleted all save files, quit the game, deleted the game, and deleted Steam in a second, "I'm playing with your mother. I won't play anymore. That's all for today, see you next year."

Yu Duo turned off the live broadcast and stood in the training room for a while. Finally, he cleared his throat and looked at South who looked at him with a half-smile: "It's nothing...it's just too late and sleepy. Go back to sleep. Good night .”

South stood up: "Stop playing?"

Yu Duogan laughed twice: "It's been deleted. As you can see, this game is not fun, it's full of mystery, has no plot, and has no meaning at all."

Lin Huinan walked to Yu Duo's side and paused slightly: "Then go to bed early."

Yu Duo breathed a sigh of relief: "--good night."

……

Lin Huinan returned to the bedroom at two o'clock. At two forty, Lin Huinan came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, and heard someone knocking on the door three times outside the door.

Lin Huinan opened the door. Captain Yu was wearing pajamas, and his hair was wet. He didn't know whether he hadn't wiped it or blown it. He hugged his pillow and said hesitantly, "You haven't slept yet, have you? I... …I’m here to talk to you about the staffing arrangement for the recent training match and the tactical tendency for next spring split.”

Lin Huinan raised his brows slightly, and his eyes flicked from Yu Duo's dripping hair, and then fixed on Yu Duo's pillow hugged tightly with both hands, and he repeated with a good memory: "Call me to talk about the recent training match personnel arrangement. And the tactical tendency of next year's spring split, do you still want to bring a pillow?"

"..." Yu Duo was silent for a moment.

He added in a low voice: "By the way, I will find my teammates to sleep."

The author has something to say: South: If you dare not sleep alone, just say it.