Wild King Trap [E-sports]

Yu Duo and Lin Huinan both fell silent.

Lin Huinan turned his eyes away first: "Shall I go out first? Okay."

Yu Duo: "..."

Voice Mai's group of straight men didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and bombarded them indiscriminately: "Kiss one! Kiss one! Kiss one!!"

"Fuck," Yu Duo put on the earphones and turned on the microphone, "Are you disgusting?" Yu Duo's scalp was numb, "Oolong tea, what the hell app are you using? Do you want me to go find you and kiss you in the middle of the night? ? Kiss one, I'll kiss your mother."

"No," Oolong said quite innocently, "I'm running a live broadcast, and I randomly picked them, and I didn't mean to mess with you. Captain Yu, do you mean what you say? Are you willing to bet and admit defeat?"

"Tongue kiss, you're disgusting enough," Yu Duo took a deep breath, "You should choose something more reliable, right? After I tongue kissed South, my live broadcast room is gone. Aren't you afraid of spoiling elementary school students?"

Oolong tea: "...why did you spoil the elementary school students again, where did the elementary school students come from?"

Yu Duo glanced at the barrage of "hahahahaha" or "gkdgkd", "I'm not a man anymore", and said with a sneer, "My live broadcast room is full of primary school students, a group of people are here hahaha, Little students, didn't your teammates ask you to do your homework when the canyon was going up tonight?"

The barrage turned into a blockbuster "???":

"Are you scolding again??"

"Oh god, stop scolding, stop scolding, I'm writing my homework"

"Don't talk nonsense, quick tongue kiss"

"But it's true that your live broadcast room is gone," Oolong Tea thought for a while, "Then why don't you turn off the live broadcast first, and Tongue Kiss with South alone, let's form a WeChat group, and you post the small video to the group? "

Yu Duo: "??"

Yu Duo: "Still human?"

"I'm just kidding, you're in a hurry." Oolong tea tutted, "But it's no fun to smoke another one, if it's still a tongue kiss...then it's okay to kiss your roommate three times, what do you think? "The other people who asked in the second half of the sentence.

The captain kissed South. 611 and Chen Yangyang were afraid that they would be on the wrong team and they would disappear. The captain asked them to PK with a real person offline, but he didn't dare to show his air, but the RPG members were quite relaxed: "I think it's okay, two Big man, you can't really let them kiss with tongue? Either change the task, or just kiss three times."

Yu Duo: "...No, I kiss South, have you asked South's opinion?" From the corner of his eyes, Yu Duo caught a glimpse of South just picking up the copy of "Mandatory Questions for College Entrance Examination" that he casually threw from his desk. Going to the bookshelf to be neatly arranged, and just took off the coat from the hanger, it seems that he is really ready to go out.

Oolong Tea: "Then I don't care. I'm only responsible for drawing cards. How to get South to accept it is your problem."

"..." Yu Duo licked his back molars, "Fuck."

Yu Duo took off the earphones, hung them around his neck, and tilted his head back slightly: "South?"

Lin Huinan buttoned the last button of his coat, and raised his eyelids.

"Wait a minute." Yu Duo pushed away the chair and walked towards him.

Lin Huinan didn't move, just stood half sideways in front of the standing mirror, watching Yu Duo walking towards him... walking in front of him.

The temperature in the room was nearly [-] degrees Celsius. Yu Duo was wearing very thin clothes, even wearing a short-sleeved black T-shirt. Lin Huinan was slightly taller than him. Shoulder bones that are too thin and protrude slightly at the shoulders of the T-shirt.

A little shorter than him, and skinny.

At this moment, Lin Huinan thought, Yu Duo turned out to be like this.

He thought Yu Duo was like a high wall.

Make all his teammates cry behind him.

Such as S7.

Yu Duo's mood now is the same as when he handed a love letter to a girl in the first day of junior high school and was caught by the teacher.

It's not the mood of handing over a love letter, but the mood of being caught.

If Yu Duo had no choice but to kiss the oolong tea three times, Yu Duo would hold the oolong tea down and perfunctory after the kiss. If Yu Duo had been asked to kiss the oolong tea three times, Yu Duo would most likely refuse, just in case 611 during physical contact Infecting him with cerebral palsy... Even if he had to kiss Yang Huanwen as a last resort, it might be done through cooperation when the two parties dislike each other.

But this is South.

It's hard to describe this emotion with "unfamiliarity" or "embarrassment", but the moment Yu Duo saw Lin Huinan's face, he heard his heart beating violently, as if the eardrums in his ears were also congested with blood.

"I," Yu Duo turned his head to look at the camera on the table, then turned back again, "Can I kiss you a few times?"

Lin Huinan seemed to have a smile that was not a smile: "Tongue kiss?"

"...No, I changed the condition, kiss on the face, three times."

Lin Huinan didn't speak.

Yu Duo opened his eyes, tilted his head, frowned and kissed Lin Huinan's left cheek lightly.

Lin Huinan had his back to the wall, and Yu Duo was facing the wall, with a well-wipe standing mirror by his hand.Yu Duo didn't want to see Lin Huinan's face, but couldn't avoid seeing how he and Lin Huinan were almost cheek to cheek in the mirror next to him.

Lin Huinan's face seemed to be warmer than Yu Duo's lips.

Then, the second time.

Lin Huinan originally thought that with Yu Duo's consistent style of playing in the field and at the base, his relatives must also kiss fiercely. Like shit.

But it's not so much a "kiss", it's more like an accidental rub, like a pebble sinking into the water without any ripples.

Just when Yu Duo was about to kiss him for the third time, Lin Huinan tilted his head and avoided it.

Lin Huinan looked down at Yu Duo: "Have you ever kissed someone?"

"...?"

"My relatives are not as close as you are." Lin Huinan was indescribably irritated, especially Yu Duo's look of "I don't want to touch you", wishing to look at the ceiling to do a good job of psychological construction and rub against him like a wall For a moment... Since it's a game and Yu Duo can't keep playing, then he will help Yu Duo keep playing.

Lin Huinan clicked his tongue softly, lowered his head, and supported Yu Duo's chin with his palm. Yu Duo obviously froze for a moment, staring at the eyes next to him and looking back at Lin Huinan.

"Want me to teach you?"

Lin Huinan bowed his head, and kissed Yu Duo's left cheek hard for the third time... Fascinated, he originally only wanted Yu Duo to look at him, and it didn't matter who kissed whose face, but Lin Huinan paused briefly Then, he bit Yu Duo's face again.He scoffed: "The third time, it's free, no thanks."

Lin Huinan let go of Yu Duo.

As he expected, Yu Duo turned from stupefied to shocked.

Yu Duo didn't know what happened.

But Yu Duo knew he was bitten.

Yu Duo turned his head to look at the mirror next to him... It's not like he was drooling, but there was a faint tooth mark on his left cheek.He looked in the mirror, then at Lin Huinan: "You..."

Yu Duo wanted to say, "Are you sick?", but if he said he was sick, it would be more sick to take out the oolong tea that his roommate kissed, so Yu Duo was stuck for a while, and finally said: "You kiss me, why bite me?"

Lin Huinan's expression calmed down, and he straightened the crooked cuffs just now: "I'm used to it."

"..." Yu Duo squeezed out a sentence, "Then being your girlfriend is hard work, isn't it?"

Lin Huinan didn't answer.In the evening, it started to rain and sleet, Lin Huinan took out a black long-handled umbrella from the umbrella bucket at the root of the wall, and glanced at Yu Duo indifferently: "Don't play werewolves at night, if Kneel again after playing, please don't take me with you when you are punished next time."

Yu Duo: "..."

There was a soft "bang".

Lin Huinan went out.

Before Yu took back the computer, he was still distracted.

He accidentally glanced at the barrage... The barrage has gone crazy for some time:

"Scratch, rush, hurry!!!"

"qnnyszd!!!"

"Good match!"

"Since ancient times, Nakano produced CP, and the ancients never deceived me."

"Damn it, I'm standing upside down, isn't the wild king usually attacking???"

"From today onwards, I decided to give up all the CPs of Yu Duo x single good brother in each competition area, and only focus on yu x South"

The barrage is full of CP fans, and there are various incomprehensible abbreviations, and the gifts from the boss are all over the screen.

"Thank God Yu and South for the gold mine map sent by doi when doi," Yu Duo said absently, taking a sip of cold water, "what doi mean?"

Yu Duo casually entered "what does doi mean" in Baidu search, and the first item popped up: "doi refers to the unique identifier of a digital object, which is the best "big data" sample storage and application technology under the background of cloud computing. "

Yu Duo knew every word in this sentence, but he didn't know even one word.Yu Duo said perfunctorily: "Okay, thank you for the gift. I will. We will doi as soon as possible. When we are free, we will go to learn about doi skills. We will strive to become two excellent doi technicians after being laid off and reemployed."

"Then that's the end of today's broadcast, let's download it first, see you tomorrow."

Yu Duo turned off the live broadcast, feeling relieved.

But just as Yu Duo was about to take a shower, he received a message on WeChat, which was from the NOG team's WeChat group.

-Whisper: ... 611 just climbed the wall and fell off the wall @小天天天@BlueStar

Liao Xiaotian replied in seconds:

-Xiao Tiantian:? ? ? ?

-Xiao Tiantian: Which wall, how did it fall, did 611 not fall? ?Where are you now?

-Whisper: Just the pomegranate tree in the yard, the one next to the villa next door, there is also a pomegranate tree in the opposite house, there is a pomegranate hanging on the tree, 611 saw it, 611 climbed the wall to pick it Pomegranate, slipped on a snowy wall and fell off the wall

-Blue Star: ...

-BlueStar: Only 611 can do this. He didn't get hurt, right?

-Whisper: people are fine, but the tree is split

-Whisper: the tree next door

-Whisper: 611 is afraid to go on WeChat now. He asked me to ask your boss if he knows the neighbor next door, and whether he needs to pay for his pomegranate tree

There was a piece of "..." and Yang Huanwen's "Are you an idiot" emoji left in the group.

Yu Duo almost laughed out loud, immediately took out his cell phone, grabbed a coat from the closet and put it on, rushed out to see what 611 had done to someone else's tree, and by the way, scare 611... The pomegranate from the boss's neighbor's house Is the tree an ordinary pomegranate tree? It must be a gold-plated golden pomegranate tree!

When Yu Duo rushed over, Dai Hang, Yang Huanwen, and Liao Xiaotian had already arrived, surrounded by a 611 who was wearing a down jacket and squatting on the ground with a bunch of pomegranate tree branches in his arms.

Yu Duo pulled the zipper of his coat to the top and was amazed: "Did you f*ck pull up the tree on the opposite side?"

As far as the amount of trees felled by 611, there must be at least half a tree.

611: "...This tree is frozen and brittle in winter, and it will fall if touched. What can I do? I still want to say that it touched me!"

Liao Xiaotian looked at the branches of the tree on the ground, then looked up at the bald pomegranate tree on the other side of the wall, and took a breath: "It's been squeezed like this...then I'll leave a message for the boss later, get up It’s fine if the person didn’t fall, the tree is gone, but at least the person is still there, if it’s really not possible, then you can go to the door to apologize and pay the other person a tree.”

611 wanted to cry, but Yu Duo turned his head and saw Lin Huinan put away his umbrella and entered the front yard from the outside.

Lin Huinan also seemed to have seen a group of people gathered here, walked over slowly, glanced at 611 on the ground, and passed Yu Duo calmly: "What happened?"

Liao Xiaotian sighed, and repeated the "brilliant deeds" of 611 to South.

"Oh," Lin Huinan's expression relaxed, "it's okay. The next door is my house."

The author has something to say: South: If it was Yu Duozhe, then my tree would be precious. The old pomegranate in Ming and Qing Dynasties was planted by my wife, wife, and grandfather in the yard. It can’t be measured by money. It is recommended to pay for it personally. I