Two stupid postmodern life

The wind is light, the clouds are calm, the sea is blue, and the sky is sunny. This is the most pleasant day for Ersha since he came to this world.

Ersha likes the sea very much. When the sea is quiet, it can make him feel calm, while when the waves are huge, it will make him maintain a deep awe of the power of nature.

It's a pity that the coast around Xuanji is full of rocky terrain that is not conducive to walking, and there are few such pleasant beaches.

"Xuan Ye, it would be great if there were many beaches like this in Xuanji, or how about we artificially develop one, so that we can not only sunbathe and swim in summer, but also turn it into a tourist resort. Wouldn't it be nice for people to check in?" Ersha lay on the wooden bench on the beach, eyes closed and said lazily.

Although some words are not clear, it does not affect Xuan Ye's understanding. He thought about it for a while and found it very feasible, so he agreed: "I think it will work, let's start when we go back, and you will surely enjoy Xuan Ye next summer." How about sunbathing?"

Er opened his eyes stupidly, gave Xuan Ye a loving look, and went into the sea in his homemade swimming trunks.

That's right, there is no swimsuit for sale in the dignified Caifaguo, so you have to make it now.

When Ersha knew this, he was stunned. He interrupted Alman: "Wait, there are no swimming trunks, what do you wear for swimming?"

Alman is quite proud, as if you have little experience: "We nobles have a special set of clothes for swimming, and they use the best silk brought from your Xuanji to make extremely light and close-fitting long trousers. , it doesn’t have the slightest weight after getting wet, and it doesn’t affect your activities, why, don’t you have any cum?”

It's a pity that Ersha had already curled his lips when he heard the long clothes and trousers: "That's it?"

Alman couldn't show off his wealth, he wondered: "Could it be that the nobles over there have better swimsuits?"

Ersha grinned: "Well, it's definitely better than you can imagine."

No, everyone who attended the seaside party today received a pair of swimming trunks of the same style in different styles produced by Ersha.

After getting the swimming trunks for the first time, Alman, who had been wondering for many days, held the bottom of the trousers with both hands, and asked in surprise, "You mean to swim in...no, just wearing this?"

"What's the problem?" Ersha naturally walked into the small tent that had been set up in advance, closed the curtain, changed into swimming trunks, walked out, and walked around in front of the surprised crowd: "This is the first time I've seen it." Call it swimming trunks."

Xuan Ye didn't know the standard of swimming trunks in advance, and now seeing that Ersha only wore a pair of obscene pants all over his body, they were still very short, and the trouser legs almost reached the bottom of his thighs, which could barely cover Ersha's fat buttocks. Immediately, he lost his composure, and hurriedly took a cloth towel to surround Ersha: "Is this... something wrong?"

Ersha was not happy: "What's wrong? You'll wear it like this for a while, or I won't play with you."

"This...in broad daylight, naked body..." Xuan Ye said, motioning Ersha to look around: "Look, there are other people around."

Ersha was about to refute, when the brainless fan Jade picked out a pair of light-colored ones, put them into the tent and changed them out, and showed his support for Ersha with practical actions: "I think Ersha's swimming trunks are well made, since you want to Swimming, why are you wearing so many clothes, your hands and feet are bound, and you will feel wet and uncomfortable when you go ashore."

"Jade is better, Xuan Ye, you are old-fashioned, and I don't bother to care about you." Ersha rolled his eyes at Xuan Ye, pulled the jade, and walked towards the seaside.

Old Antique Xuan Ye wanted to stop him but didn't dare, so he smiled at Arman, then fixed his eyes on Ersha, never wanting to look away.

Ersha is almost eighteen, he is tall like a wicker, and he has some thin muscles on his body, which are spread on his well-proportioned frame. In the eyes of a lover like Xuan Ye, he is not to mention how good-looking.

Xuan Ye likes to see Ersha dressed like this, which means that others will also like it. When he thinks of the soft flesh on the tip of his heart being stared at by others like a wolf, or even lusted after, Xuan Ye feels that he is old. The blood is about to spit out.

This conflicting mood made Xuan Ye feel as uncomfortable as a cat's paw.

Arman is also enjoying the same torment as Xuan Ye, but the difference is that in this land, he means what he says.

So, he immediately ordered to drive away other individual tourists on the beach, and then asked hundreds of guards to form a circle with their backs and hold hands, artificially creating a quarantine area.

Then, they can finally enjoy the beautiful picture of their lover with peace of mind.

The scorching sun was blocked outside the gauze shed, the breeze was blowing outside the shed, and the sky above was as blue as washing. Not far away, the person you love the most was playing and playing in the sea water, and the laughter sounded like the most beautiful singing. Arman has a feeling that life is like this, and there are no regrets.

It's a pity that some people don't know how to be interesting.

Following the sound of singing, the Eighth Prince walked over the fine sand with two or three followers.

Jager was pretending to be an individual visitor, peeping here from a distance, he saw two young people running and playing on the beach in only their underpants, youthful and hearty, when they were getting excited, suddenly a wall of people surrounded them , hiding the beauty.

How can this be tolerated?

If you can't peep, just look at it openly.

So, he walked over in a mighty manner with others, forgiving his younger brother would not dare to smear him face to face.

As a result, Yager, the eighth prince, was obviously too confident and was quickly slapped in the face.

His younger brother Arman refused to let him in. The two of them argued for a long time, and they were about to start a fire. How lively."

Jager went down the slope, and was about to say hello, Ersha handed over a pair of pure black underwear: "You didn't bring a swimsuit, right, wearing this, it's absolutely sexy and stylish."

Seeing Jager's twitching mouth corners, Alman laughed and let the entrance open, leading him to the changing tent: "I wish you a good time."

Half a quarter of an hour later, the tent door for changing clothes was finally opened.

Ersha has been waiting by the side, seeing Jager coming out, he immediately stepped forward: "You fair-skinned people look good in whatever you wear!"

God, Yager has grown up so big, he has never been exposed to this extent in broad daylight, let alone facing a young boy's long-term attention, he pulled a cloth towel on his body, and changed the subject: "What are you playing, look It looks like fun."

"Dangdangdangdang" Ersha took out a ball: "Let's play beach volleyball."

As he said that, Ersha walked to a flat sandy surface, first drew a line with his foot in the center: "Arman, ask someone to find a net."

Then, he drew four corners and said to several others: "This is the boundary, and the ball is considered to be out of the boundary if it hits here."

Then, he briefly stated the rules.

To be honest, Er Sha didn't understand the rules of beach volleyball at all. In his impression, he only knew about this sport. Under the blue sky, white clouds and gentle breeze today, not playing beach volleyball would be a bit outrageous.

So, he pointed to Alman and Fei Cui: "You two are in a team." Then he said to Xuan Ye: "You and Jager are in a team, and you two teams are playing against each other. If the ball hits the ground, the opponent scores. wins. I'm the referee."

Jade was not happy: "Why are you a referee?"

Ersha stretched his neck: "I'm weak, what's wrong?"

Jade hesitated for a second, although she didn't want to be in the same group as Alman, but she looked at Jager who was smiling like a tiger, and swallowed the request to change groups.

Seeing that the two teams were ready, Ersha gave an order and the game officially started.

On the beach in Nuoda, because the individual tourists were driven away, there were few voices on the blank beach behind the crowd wall at first, but as the competition started, different voices were added, and it gradually became lively.

As the battle situation became tense, the voice changed from polite at first to less polite, and it was Jager who broke the merits first.

Jager and Xuan Ye didn't have a tacit understanding. When the ball came, they rushed towards the same place. As a result, the two almost collided several times because of grabbing the ball. If Xuan Ye was not better at lightness kung fu, one of them would definitely have a bloody head. .

Seeing Arman and Fei Cui on the other side returning their balls again and again with a clear division of labor, Yager was aroused to be competitive: "Xuan Ye, stand there and don't move, don't grab me. "

Just kidding, the majestic Night King, General Changsheng, and his sweetheart are watching from the side, let Xuan Ye stand still at this time, and give up the heroic posture of hitting the ball to others, don't even think about it.

Xuan Ye: "The Eighth Prince should rest beside him. This sport requires a lot of light work."

Jage: "No, according to my observation, the requirement for precision is more important. You stay behind and I stay ahead. That's the way to go."

Unfortunately, Xuan Ye didn't listen to him at all.The two were friendly at first, but then the game became tense, and Almana team scored several points one after another. Seeing Ersha's eyes as if he couldn't live up to a child, Xuan Ye had to propose a halftime break, so that he and Ya Grid to research new strategies.