Two stupid postmodern life

The magic of time is that looking back is far away, but looking forward is fleeting.

Three months passed by like flying in the middle of Ersha's swaying.

When I regained my senses, it was almost the New Year, that is to say, the wedding date was also approaching.

Ersha was too thorough as the shopkeeper, or rather, he deliberately ignored it, and the only plan running through his mind at the moment was to live this year well.

It's a pity that this plan is only valid for him. Everyone, even the pillars, have the goal in front of them to hold the wedding well.

That posture, in a word, is, whoever dares to hinder the successful wedding, the Buddha blocks and kills the Buddha, and the gods block and kill the gods.

Make the second fool out of tune with everyone, Alexander.

So, this new year, he was not happy at all.

No, the fireworks were scattered outside the window, and the wine inside the window was full of enthusiasm. Ersha lay on Xuan Ye's chest, and after calming down his shortness of breath, he still didn't forget to complain: "They already know about rituals, rituals, and what's wrong with that stupid thing?" Is it so important? We have already done what we should do, so it's really boring to have to entangle in such illusory things."

Xuan Ye touched Ersha's smooth skin, lingering with her fingers: "This is everyone's wish, if you don't like it, you have to keep it, I won't talk about the emerald side, Xuan Yue wants to let you do the best at the wedding. The state appeared, day and night to make exactly the same as your original appearance, when the time comes, you don't need to cover your face anymore."

"Really?" Ersha got up excitedly, his waist softened and he fell down again, then blushed and gave Xuan Ye a fist.

Xuan Ye received a punch, and gave Ersha a massage with a smile: "Well, Xuan Yue is an expert in making masks. His mask won't feel stuffy when worn on his face, just like it grows naturally. When we are in sex, It’s that kind of mask. But the reason why he put so much effort this time is because he is researching a potion that can be used in conjunction with the mask. Maybe it can regenerate your original skin and restore it to its original appearance. Not necessarily impossible."

"Beautiful!" Ersha gave the eldest brother-in-law a thumbs-up: "If the eldest brother-in-law is like this, what can I ask for?"

Seeing that the second fool was not acting right, Xuan Ye was a little jealous: "What about me?"

"Hey! What an annoying little fairy." Ersha leaned over and kissed Xuan Ye lightly on the lips: "Is it alright?"

"Not enough!" Xuan Ye made a backhand hook, pulled Ersha's face that was about to leave, hugged him around, switched positions, and continued the next round of carnival.

What an unscrupulous little goblin!

Ersha muttered something, followed the torrent of desire, and threw himself into the next fierce battle.

When I woke up again, it was already high in the sun, Ersha got up to wash up, and found that a thin layer of snow had accumulated outside the house, and the sky was full of snow, and the little snow particles falling like a mist made Ersha feel like he was in a dream.

Green Bamboo opened the door and entered, and there were some porridge and side dishes on the tray: "Second idiot, the young master said, you should eat less to fill your stomach, and then go to the hall, there are guests here."

"Who?" Ersha asked casually.

Green Bamboo whispered, "It's from Semu."

"Oh!" Ersha took a few mouthfuls of porridge calmly, got up and went to the hall.

It should come, it will always come.

Entering the hall, the first thing that catches the eye is Ji Heng sitting in the guest seat with his own appearance, and Ji Chang next to him.

Ersha went straight to Xuan Ye and sat down on the main seat, and asked Jichang, "When did you wake up?"

Ji Chang's demeanor was a bit abnormal. He looked at Ersha, who was in the main seat, and then at Ji Heng who was beside him, his face full of doubts.

Ji Heng answered: "Xuan Ji sent invitations widely, so we also got wind of your marriage. It was a coincidence that he woke up suddenly last month." Said, Ji Heng laughed at himself: "It should be Mingming There is a destiny in the world, so I brought him along for this discussion. Let him meet you, although...you may not want to see him. "

'Hmph' Ersha was noncommittal.

Ji Heng: "After he woke up, he didn't remember anything. His IQ was also affected, and now he behaves like a teenager. He doesn't understand what we say now."

The second fool has learned a lot this time, and he clearly doesn't believe it.

"Ji Meng told me that because Ji Heng used his powers on himself, he was backlashed, and the powers were transferred to you. After that, Ji Chang used hypnotism on you, which is equivalent to using powers on a fellow with powers. , In addition, Ji Heng's ability is already stronger than Ji Chang's, so Ji Chang's hypnotic ability against you will backfire on him, and he will be comatose and lose his memory. As for the young Zhiruo, he can only wait. , will there be improvement."

Ersha felt extremely awkward when Ji Heng yelled and said, "Isn't Ji Heng just you?"

"Ji Heng has disappeared, he killed himself." Ji Heng pointed to his chest: "The people here are the second idiots, and this name is just a last resort."

"Okay, okay, you can say whatever you want." A good person, his consciousness disappeared, and he didn't even admit his own existence. The second fool regretted and felt disheartened: "This time, you are here to Talk about what?"

Ji Heng: "Jichang is like this now, but the prime minister still wants him to be the leader of the country, saying that only a member of the royal family can be the leader of the country, so I can only act expediently. Besides, at that time, Jichang really wanted to Let Semu prosper, so I came here this time to discuss with the Night King, to establish diplomatic relations between the two countries, and to open trade channels."

"Oh! Then you two discuss business matters, and I won't accompany you." Ersha said, getting up and leaving.When he went outside, he found that Jichang was behind him at some point.

To be honest, even seeing Jichang now, Ersha still can't let go, after all he did those things, so he said angrily, "Why are you following me?"

Jichang looked confused, he thought for a while, and then said slowly: "I don't know, I just think you are very good."

"What's wrong with me? Didn't you see that I'm wearing a mask? I'm a big villain. If you don't obey me, I'll tie you up and eat you." Er silly thought, didn't he say that he is as wise as a young man? See how long you can hold it?

Jichang chuckled, his long and narrow eyes were curved, and his resolute face was filled with a green breath that was extremely inconsistent with his age: "I'm not a stupid kid. If you can't scare me, I will be with you."

"Up to you." Ersha was defeated.

After greeting Lvzhu, Ersha brought Jichang to Xiangxiang Courtyard.

Still far away, the atmosphere around Jichang gradually changed. The novelty and noise along the way disappeared, replaced by a long silence.

"What kind of place is this? Why do I feel very familiar, but can't remember where I saw it?" Jichang suddenly asked when entering the courtyard.

Ersha: "This was your home before, but unfortunately, you don't want it anymore."

Jade and Zhuzhu are sweeping snow in the yard. Zhuzi is very playful, rolling the snow piled up in the corner into snowballs, building them into a body, and making a snowman.

Seeing Ersha and Jichang coming in, they froze on the spot.

Fei Cui was the first to react. He stepped forward and slapped Ji Chang: "Are you willing to come back?"

Jichang covered his face, feeling helpless and wronged, but in his heart, there was a faint relief.

"He doesn't remember us anymore." Ersha rounded up the situation: "There is no point in blaming him now. I brought him here today, and I still want you to take a look at him."

Zhuzi stepped forward: "Brother Jichang, I am Zhuzi, do you remember me?"

"I don't remember." Jichang replied, but stared at the half-built snowman without blinking: "I want to make one too. Let's play together, okay?"

The two young people had a great time playing, Er Sha and Fei Cui sat in the gazebo beside them, looking at the former heroic man, cheering and laughing like a child, and felt that Ji Chang might be better than anyone before. Time is happier.

"Has he always been like this?" As a member of Jichang's family, even if he made a mistake, Fei Cui couldn't help but worry about his future.

Ersha: "Probably not. Through observation during this period of time, I think Jichang has lost too many memories, causing his thoughts to stay in his youth. This is not a problem of intelligence. Wait for him to get in touch with him slowly. Personnel and affairs will establish a new memory system, even if the previous memories are gone... After all, remembering the past may not be a good thing."

Looking at the snowflakes falling all over the sky, Fei Cui sighed: "Jichang is really cunning, he has made a lot of mistakes, but he has completely forgotten about them, we miserable people, if we want to find someone to settle accounts, we don't know who to turn to .”