Two stupid postmodern life

At the east end of Floating Leaf City, there is a big river called Qi River. I don't know where it originated from, and it flows continuously all year round.On the upper reaches of the river is a large town named Shike, which has gradually developed since a wharf was built a few years ago and became a water transportation hub.However, because Floating Leaf City is located in the turbulent position of the big river, it is not suitable for building docks and ferries, and there are few merchants. Therefore, there has been no development in the past few years.

Although the weather in early spring is occasionally cold, it has gradually warmed up. Today's sunshine is especially fresh.On the altar of the Chenghuang Temple in the east of the city, there was a small voice curled up, sleeping soundly, the warm sun shone on his body, although it was comfortable in the sun, it was bright and dazzling.

In a daze, Ersha covered his eyes with his hands and turned over. He wanted to continue his date with Zhou Ding, but the sweat that gradually oozed from his body was sticky and uncomfortable, so he had to lazily get up from the 'bed' and swayed around. Go in the direction of the river.

Ersha has a thin body, and he has always stayed away from the river that is still three feet cold in early spring, but it is really dirty and uncomfortable, and he just sweated, sour and smelly, and he can go to the wine without taking a bath. The factory is used as distiller's grains.Therefore, taking a bath is extremely reluctant for us two idiots.

Fortunately, on the way, I remembered the second rule of "The Law of Two Stupids": Rivers and lakes next to water words are fucking sacred places of love. How many beautiful love stories happened next to water?What Seven Fairies, The Legend of the White Snake... Why is the love story so beautiful?Because, hey, there are beauties in the water.

Thinking of this, Ersha became clear-headed and felt helpless. The Eleventh Road ran to the river as if it was oiled.

There was no rush to take a bath, Ersha chose the terrain, shaded the sun with his hands, looked east and west, but there were no beauties swimming in the water, only a few bare-bottomed children screaming by the river.Disappointed, he approached slowly, only to hear a few children screaming with snot and tears:

"The pillar fell into the water, save people, save lives."

The spring water is gradually rising due to the melting of the ice layer. The small river is rushing, and the water is quite fast. A small black head is floating and sinking in it, drifting farther and farther, and the little kids around have been scared for a long time. Lost sense of proportion, only know how to cry.

The situation was urgent, and Ersha didn't dare to delay for a moment. As soon as he took off his torn padded jacket, a carp leaped into the river.

When he climbed up from the river with his wet little body in his arms, the children on the bank forgot to cry and just stared at him blankly.

Ersha couldn't care so much, he quickly put the pillar flat, listened to breathing, touched the carotid artery, pushed his forehead, performed external compressions, and performed artificial respiration.After some hard work, the underground pillar finally coughed hard twice, spit out several mouthfuls of water, and his face finally became rosy.

Ersha breathed a sigh of relief, wiped off his cold sweat, and reprimanded with a straight face: "You are not allowed to play in the river again, do you hear me?"

The children still looked dumbfounded, looking at Ersha without moving their eyes, Ersha let out a heavy drink, and then they all replied in panic as if they had come to their senses: "Got it."

At this time Zhuzi woke up slowly, saw Ersha in front of him, blushed, murmured for a while, and said something, which shocked Ersha so much that he almost fell down: "Sister, you are so beautiful, marry me as a wife!" .”

Er Silly: "This child won't be stupid because of suffocation for too long?"

That year, Ersha was 13 years old and Zhuzi was seven years old.

The first time Ersha came to take a bath in the small town, the beauty didn't look at her, and saved a kid who fell into the water. Although he was a little foolish after waking up, it was better than drowning in the water.However, the bath was not finished, and the whole body was still wet. There was only such a suit in front of him. Although the sun was still warm, but when the wind blew, he still shivered from the cold. Ersha looked at the front and smiled to himself. The splendid silly Zhuzhu, who was in trouble for a while.

"Take off your clothes." Ersha told Zhuzhu, took off his clothes by the way, grabbed the gravel from the shore and wiped it on his body, muttering: "This has absorbed a lot of solar energy, rubbing it with it is for heating The best way."

Zhu Zi looked at Er Sha in a daze, but was woken up by Er Sha, and by mistake, he imitated Er Sha's appearance. Sure enough, after only a short time, his whole body was warmed by rubbing, and he was sweating outside. His admiration is even more turbulent and difficult to contain.

The children around cheered happily as they saw their little friend pulled back from the death line, and then from sluggish to radiant.Coincidentally at this time, Zhuzi's father stumbled and was dragged here by his little friend who was sent to call for help. The son who thought he would not survive was grinning happily at this time, although his whole body was yellow like a rat. , I still couldn't help crying.

Looking at Ersha who was also in a mess, he was so excited that he couldn't utter a complete sentence: "Great grace...don't say...thank you, benefactor, if you don't give up, please...accept my respect."

But Ersha dodged and jumped aside: "It's nothing to do with a little effort."

After finishing speaking, he picked up the clothes on the ground, turned around and left freely, but regretted in his heart: "Why isn't the one who fell into the water a beautiful lady or son from a rich family, a little doll, alas!"

Later, it turned out that the law of two fools can also be modified.

The reason is that although Xiaopiwa is not the son of a rich family, his father is the big accountant of Jiqing Restaurant in the city.He was grateful for Ersha's kindness in saving his son, and asked Ersha to go to their restaurant for three meals in the future. Although they were all leftovers, it was much better than eating the last meal without the next meal.

From then on, Ersha didn't have to wander around the streets any more, but lived on receiving help from others, which is considered good and good.

Therefore, in April 339 of Wushe, Comrade Ersha bid farewell to the wandering life on the street and successfully solved his own food and clothing problem, which is a gratifying step ahead.