After dressing as the male protagonist's younger brother, I entered the marriage

Jian Ji had a sweet dream. In the dream, he was sitting on a cloud with the beauty in his arms, and the beauty was leaning on him like a boneless woman, laughing so hard that her flowers trembled.

The person who talked back to him the day before yesterday knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, and there was also the invisible black spirit lying on the ground, lifeless, and met Hades.

He hugged the beauty tightly and laughed loudly: "Those who offend this young master will not end well!"

The beauty in her arms laughed even louder, and a faint fragrance rushed over.

He savored the fragrance, looked at the beauty's pretty face, couldn't control his body, and just wanted to make out with the beauty...

"Ah—disgusting!"

"Don't look, dirty eyes!"

There was a lot of noise around him, and the clouds faded away in Jian Jimeng, leaving a group of people standing under him and pointing.

"Where's Master's beauty?" Jian Ji muttered, his narrowed eyes growing slowly.

"Yo, that dirty thing is awake!"

Jian Ji was so frightened that he jumped on the rope.

"What the hell!"

It turned out that those people standing under him and pointing fingers were not dreams!

Jian Ji was so frightened that he couldn't speak, he almost fainted when he looked at the people surrounded by the tree.

This time he was wearing clothes, but the clothes were the underwear he changed into when he was sleeping. At this moment, he was tied up, his limbs were tied behind his back, and he was tied to a tall branch by a thick hemp rope. Turn slowly.

"Help!"

Jian Ji stretched out his head and shouted, when he moved, his whole body was spinning in the air.

"Mother, look at the man on the tree, it looks like a bastard." A child tugged at Mother's clothes and giggled.

A man in front of him turned his head and said to the child, "It's a bastard whose limbs have been cut off and only the shell remains."

"Hahahahaha..." Under the tree roared with laughter.

Jian Ji panicked in his heart, no wonder the cloud, whoever put the rope on it is not wobbly, no wonder there is a fragrance of flowers, how can a tree not smell fragrant!

"Come quickly, put me down!" Jian Ji cried.

The people below were happier, "It turned out to be a young master, a young master who grew on a tree!"

If you can't smell it, you jump off the carriage, stand behind the crowd with your hands behind your back, smiling and admiring your creation.

"This blue sky, white clouds, green trees, red flower turtle and man, it's a scene with perfect structure and distinct colors." If you don't smell it, you take a step back and lean against the wall of the car, lower your head and ask Liu Jin, "How is it?"

"I'm sorry for your hard work yesterday?"

Liu Jin's face turned reddish, she threw down the curtain and hid in the carriage.

If you can't smell it, you touch your chin, aftertaste for a while, then cough lightly, and wave your hand to signal the groom to set off.Today Liu Jin's cousin came to the capital, and the two of them went to pick him up outside the city.

"It's better that there are fewer people on the road today." After smelling it, he chatted with Liu Jin while walking. When he saw someone selling candied haws or other delicate toys on the road, he took out his flat purse to buy them, and handed them to Liu Jin.

"Grandpa, it's not because of you that there are fewer pedestrians on this road!" the coachman said.

If you don't hear it, you can hear it, raised your eyebrows, "Because of me?"

"As soon as your gym opened, there were mahjong competitions, lottery draws, and money and sugar. Many people gathered outside your hall, waiting for the benefits." The coachman laughed.

If you don't smell it, you chuckle, "If it weren't for them, how would my Liu's Tourist Hall be famous in Chang'an, that is, they don't dislike that thing."

"Where do you hate it?" the driver said, "Chang'an City is so big, there are as many rich people as there are poor people. By the way, my lord, when your mahjong competition starts, the casinos in Chang'an City open all the time, and they will bet on who will win the big prize." !"

He frowned if he couldn't smell it.

Liu Jin said softly in the car: "Gambling is not good."

"Yes, my wife has ordered us not to let us gamble." The coachman said, "I heard from the old man in the family that there were no rules of gambling in the previous dynasty, and officials' flower farms were not allowed to enter. Now these picky people Places are everywhere."

"These places gather money quickly and pay more taxes to the court." Liu Jin explained.

There were a lot of people talking, and these court affairs were not discussed by the common people. The three of them were silent for a moment and changed the topic.

"If Eldest Prince Wen wins the tribute, then the Golden Palace will try to determine the universe, and the gambling shops outside will have to make a big fuss over Sanyuan." The coachman said with a smile.

If you can't smell it, you sneer, roll up your sleeves, "If that's the case, I'll have to help these people quit gambling."

Inside the carriage, Liu Jin turned her head to the side, wondering how to help people quit gambling if they heard it.He was about to ask, but he heard that there was no sound outside the car, so he said hello to the person. It turned out that he had arrived at the gate of the city.

"Brother Yang." If he didn't hear it, he cupped his hands to Yang Qianfan.

"Brother." Yang Qianfan said with a smile, "Although I've been busy these days, I also heard the news that your swimming pool is brilliant, so I congratulate you for my brother."

If you don't smell it, you will humbly say: "It's just a small business, thanks to everyone's support."

"Brother Yang is busy with work, so you might as well take everyone to the hotel to relax on another day off. I'll ask the store manager to give you a discount!" He said boldly if he couldn't smell it.

Yang Qianfan's family is rich, and he doesn't care about the little money, but the people under his command are rich or poor, and he is happy in his heart because he has seen and heard such a way of giving face.

"Inside the carriage?" Yang Qianfan glanced at the unique carriage of the Liu family.

"There's my wife in the carriage. He's shy by nature, so we won't let him out." He whispered to the carriage, "Jin'er, this is Brother Yang."

Ever since Jian Ji's incident happened, Liu Jin didn't say anything, but she cared a little in her heart, and she was afraid of offending other dubious people, so when she went out, she had to accompany her if she didn't hear it, and took more carriages.

If he didn't smell it, he found out that he was even angrier. After finally raising Liu Jin to be lively, it just made that bear disgusting, can he let him go?

"Hi Brother Yang." Liu Jin said softly.

Yang Qianfan laughed: "Isn't it my brother's good fortune to be accompanied by a beautiful woman in his career at a young age, which is really enviable."

He smiled slightly when he couldn't smell it, and his clear eyes rarely showed a little bit of complacency.

Not long after, Liu Guanwen's carriage entered the city gate, and if he didn't hear it, he rushed to meet him.

"Cousin!" Liu Guanwen jumped out of the carriage, excitedly tugged Wen Bujiu's hand and said, "How is everything at home?"

"It's all good, it's just that you only came to the capital now, and it will be Chunwei in a few days." If you don't hear it, you ask, "Mother always remembers you."

Liu Guanwen smiled and said, "Didn't you write to ask my mother to look at Yong'an County? I made a special trip before coming to the capital."

He looked around and said in a low voice: "The brothers and sisters you are looking for are really capable, and the [-] mu strawberry field is well managed. In two or three months, the strawberries will come out, and it is estimated that they can supply a county."

If you don't smell it, you nod your head and say with a smile: "Thank you, you are still worrying about me when the Spring Festival is coming."

Liu Guanwen was a little embarrassed, and asked softly: "Although I only study, I know something through my parents' ears and eyes. Yong'an County is so far away from the capital, and strawberries may not be able to be shipped. What do you think?"

If he didn't smell it, he patted Liu Guanwen on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "My cousin just prepares for the exam well, and I care about it myself."

The two were chatting and laughing, and suddenly saw six imperial guards running to the side of the official road, and three people on the left and right opened the heavy city gate.

A young eunuch trotted into the door, knocked on the golden gong and shouted: "Princess returns to the city, everyone stay out of the way!"

The driver hurriedly jumped out of the carriage and opened the curtain, reached out his hand and hugged Liu Jin out of the car, and a group of people stood by the street, waiting for the princess to drive.

The long procession slowly entered the city, and two rows of soldiers guarded the golden luanjia in the center.

Everyone waited quietly for Luan to drive away from the rear and straighten up.

"Let's go, the house is waiting for you to eat." He said to Liu Guanwen if he couldn't smell it.

"it is good."

Before getting into the carriage, he suddenly remembered something. He said to Liu Guanwen, "Cousin, since you have come to the capital, I must ask you for help with something!"

"Between brothers, why don't you ask for it or not? You say it. If I can do it, I will help you." Liu Guanwen patted his chest and said.

If you can't smell it, you can touch your nose, and a smirk flashed in your eyes, "I feel relieved if I have my cousin's words!"

Liu Guanwen: "..." For some reason, there was an ominous premonition.

After two cups of tea, this premonition came true.

If he couldn't smell it, he looked at the person still hanging on the tree, and heaved a sigh of relief, "Catch up."

He embraced Liu Guanwen's shoulders, pointed at the yelling person on the book and said with a smile: "Cousin, look at the grand atmosphere and elegant scenery of Chang'an City, and every spring a hundred flowers bloom in full bloom, and the people of Chang'an are warm and hearty." , eclectic, it is really worthy of a cousin to paint!"

Liu Guanwen: "..."

He stared blankly at the warm, cheerful and eclectic Chang'an people.

Jian Ji, a native of Chang'an, wandered around on the rope, cursing in a hurry: "God damn dog spirit, I will recruit monks and Taoists from inside and outside Chang'an city tomorrow! I will tell you that you will be smashed and your soul will be scattered and you will never be reborn forever! "

"When I catch you, I'll beat you to pieces! I'll scrape you down for nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine dollars with a knife, and finally pour a bucket of dogwood powder with hot oil and splash it on you. I'm telling you that you can't live, you can't die! !"

"Don't—"

The hoarse howling startled the birds in the trees.

Liu Guanwen wiped off the cold sweat on his face, "Drawing... him? I'm not very talented, I'm not as good as your brother, why don't you—"

If you can't smell it, press the corner of your eye.

Liu Guanwen's heart skipped a beat, and his painting style changed, "No, just leave it to me, it's absolutely fine!"

"I knew it, my cousin is very generous." If he didn't smell it, he patted Liu Guanwen on the shoulder, "I'll ask the cook to cook you spicy fish when I go back."

He sat by the window with his elbows on the eaves, listening to Jian Ji cursing in a refreshed manner.If you can't smell it, you hold your chin and think that this spicy fish needs more ginger and green onion.

Liu Guanwen shivered, hearing the scolding from outsiders, he wanted to spit out last night's dinner, but if he couldn't smell it, he still thought about what to eat. He really deserves to be the legendary Shura who cannibals, with a strong heart.

The carriage passed under the tree, and if he couldn't smell it, he put his face on his face, gave a "beep" to Jian Ji on the tree, and raised his hand to wave him.

"It's you?" Jian Ji's eyes widened, remembering everything from the day before yesterday, "It's you who hurt me!"

"You let me go down, I'm going to kill you! Stop, don't go!" The tree man dangled on the rope like crazy, shook his head crazily, and yelled at the passing carriage.

If he didn't smell it, he smiled, sat back in the carriage, put his arms around Liu Jin's waist, and murmured: "When my cousin finishes painting, I must write a poem."

Liu Guanwen, who was shrunk in the corner, shrugged his shoulders, and hid himself in the corner again. After not seeing him for a few months, his cousin became more and more cruel!

When Dali Temple was looking for someone, Jian Ji was speechless and was hanging from the tree weakly.

The two priests handling the case were just putting them down and loosening the rope. Jian Ji threw himself on the ground, not forgetting to grab the face of the person who was hanging with him next to him.

"You only know how to play dead, why don't you scold him with me!" Jian Ji said angrily, pulling his hair.

"Master Jian, I, I'm afraid." He wanted to cry without tears, "I'll write a statement of guilt in a while, go to the vegetable market and kneel, and it will be Chunwei in a few days, I can't afford to lose this person! "

"You, trash!" Burning with anger, Jian Ji slumped on the ground and tugged at Dali Temple's sleeves, saying, "I know who hurt me! It's the person before!"

"He was flaunting his power at me in a carriage just now!" Jian Ji pointed at Si Zheng's nose and said bitterly, "Hurry up and catch him, I want him to die!"

Sizheng sneered and waved his sleeves, "Master Jian, I am investigating the case, so I don't need you to point fingers. We have personally checked the person you mentioned. When you were arrested, he was right under my nose. It was not after you were arrested." people."

Jian Ji was shocked when he heard the words, "Impossible, could it be that he has the technique of avatar?"

"Spirit, he is a spirit, he can do magic tricks!"

Seeing his crazy appearance, Sizheng looked at each other and curled his lips.

Evil is rewarded with evil, this Young Master Jian really does a lot of evil, he must be crazy.