After dressing as the male protagonist's younger brother, I entered the marriage

Tuanhuahua smiled happily, and borrowed the experience of walking in the palace, her affection and the money in her pocket to knock on the gates of each courtyard.

"The boss said, this is called selling, if you don't push, you can't sell it." Tuanhuahua said to the two young eunuchs.

He first went to the empress's palace, but he didn't go in. He just asked the maid to bring in a lot of strawberry gift boxes, and asked the maid to tell the empress that this is a new gift box from Liu's Tourist Hall. .

The queen in the house first heard that this was the Liu family's swimming pool, and she made it without smelling it. Then she heard that the imperial concubine had spent 180 taels of silver, and she pointed to the most expensive gift box of 190 taels of silver to pay for it.

"Well, although there is one in the palace who can't smell it, he is as cold as a stone on the side of the road. He is unsmiling and wasting his face in vain. It is better to speak nicely if he can't smell it. Since he called someone to come to my palace, it means he remembers me. ,Why doesn't this palace accept his love?" The empress smiled slightly, "Go and talk to Tuan Gonggong, if you have leisure time in the future, you can come to the palace for a sit down."

Outside, Tuanhuahua scratched her head, one or two asked him to sit down, it was strange.

Taking advantage of the gimmick that empresses and concubines like to buy, Tuanhuahua ran back and forth, and with her three-inch tongue, the strawberries were sold out in one afternoon.

Prince's yard, if you can't smell it, just sit at the door, put a few baskets of strawberries on the table, and put "Liu's strawberries, one or two per catty."

Groups of young eunuchs and court ladies walked by, looked at the words on it in disbelief, and then raised their heads to look at the plaque in the yard - "Changle Palace".

That's right, it's the prince's palace, who is so bold that he dares to sell things in front of the prince's gate?

Before smelling it, he played with the jade pendant on his waist, found a fan from somewhere, and leaned against the door to fan the wind from boredom.

A few father-in-laws came from the main hall of the palace, looking at the things in the basket with great interest, but they couldn't smell it.

"Young master, your strawberry is full of dragon spirit?" Several people meant something and reminded them.

Stand up straight if you can't smell it, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, father-in-law, I have already agreed with His Royal Highness, all the money earned from these baskets of strawberries will be donated to the Charity Hall in the name of the prince."

The Charity Hall is the place where Daxia takes in widows and widows, which is equivalent to a real almshouse.

After hearing this, the father-in-laws smiled and said, "Since this is the case, we must make a good fortune. No matter how your strawberries are... give me a catty first."

These father-in-laws often walked around in front of the palace, and all they saw were high-ranking officials and dignitaries.

If he couldn't smell it, he quickly weighed the strawberry and handed it to him.

The father-in-law was holding the basket, and he didn't dislike it. He grabbed one and took a bite. As soon as he put it in his mouth, his eyes widened, and he said in surprise, "It's delicious! It's so sweet!"

Someone asked, "How is it compared to lychees?"

There is a poem that says, "When a concubine laughs while riding the world of mortals, no one knows that it is a lychee."Whenever the lychees come out, the boats and vehicles will send the lychees to Chang'an City thousands of miles away, and the price of the lychees is also prohibitive, which is prohibitive.

But the freshness and sweetness of lychee makes it delicious after eating, which makes them never forget it.

The father-in-law who ate the strawberries sighed: "The two are sweet, but they can't be compared. They are like mountains and seas, goshawks and tigers. They are so different that we can't express them in a single word."

What he meant was that he also quoted a series of adjectives from the classics.If you don't smell it, you will have an expression of "Although I can't understand what you are saying, but I thank you".

The other people laughed out loud when they heard this, and they all took money to buy some, and sighed after tasting it.They are older, and they don't jump up and down happily like girls, and praise them maturely.

One of the eunuchs, after eating a strawberry, said with a smile on his face, "One step ahead."

After all, he hurried to the harem.

The rest of the people looked at me and you, and suddenly laughed. The person who bought strawberries first said: "This old man, he is so old, and he is still in love, and he even found a maid in the palace to eat." , but now everything is thinking about others."

If you can't smell it, you quickly said: "The father-in-laws are all young, how old are they? In my opinion, whether you are old or not depends on your heart, not your age. But this strawberry is really very popular with girls. If the father-in-laws There is also a palace lady you like, why not buy it and give it away, maybe it will be a good thing too?"

Several father-in-laws gave strawberries to their mouths.

If you can't smell it, put your hands behind your back, and said with a smile: "You know, if you want someone to know your heart, you can't trust what you say, the key depends on what this person has done."

His words actually made the father-in-laws look thoughtful and think secretly.

While they were thinking about it, the father-in-law in the front had already finished eating a catty of strawberries, clapped his hands, and said, "Another five catties."

His eyes lit up when he smelled it, "Well, here you are."

Several father-in-laws looked at him in shock, five catties, bleeding profusely?

The father-in-law snickered, and ran towards the palace with the strawberry basket and shirt in hand.

The rest of the eunuchs looked at each other and suddenly realized.

"Give me two pounds."

"I want another catty."

"Three catties!"

If you can't smell it, you can quickly pick up strawberries, weigh them, and collect money.

After a while, there were only a few strawberries left on the table, and the father-in-law standing alone.

The father-in-law looked at the figures of the others running away, "tsk tsk" twice, pointed at them and said, "the sunset is red."

If you don't smell it, you will laugh.

"Elder-in-law doesn't like red, doesn't he like beauty?" Ask if you can't smell it.

The father-in-law shrugged his shoulders, and started talking without hearing anything, saying how unhappy his parents were, and how his sister married someone who was not a human being.

He was eloquent, when Liu Jin suddenly trotted out from inside, holding a pot of herbal tea and handing it to him.

If he can't smell it, he kisses Liu Jin across the air, and holds the teapot "ton, ton, ton".

Liu Jin supported his shoulders and tiptoed to wipe the sweat off his forehead.I don't know what he ate, but during this period of time he has grown a lot, Liu Jin used to reach his chin, but now he only reached his shoulder.

And the eldest brother, after becoming an official, he and Wen Bujiu also exercised together, and the two are still exactly the same height, which is really strange.Can the twins still have a tacit understanding?

Liu Jin wiped her sweat when she couldn't smell it, and complained in her mouth: "After all, you are also the shopkeeper. Why do you come out to sell things? We don't have people in our house."

The solitary eunuch watched helplessly as the two talked closer and closer, and their expressions became close. Their faces, which had a few traces of disillusionment, gradually became stiff, numb, and a bit dazed.

He suddenly "hissed" and covered his mouth, feeling like his teeth were about to fall out.

"This strawberry, why is it so sour!"

If you can't smell it, you let out a happy "ha", put down the teapot, wiped your mouth, and said: "You two children are chatting, it's not good for me to be an adult's eavesdropper, why don't you find something for yourself to do."

When Liu Jin heard this, she narrowed her eyes and said dissatisfiedly, "I'm not a child!"

"Yu'er is a child!"

In the yard, Yuan Yu, who was about to come to the Liu family to read with a book, slowly opened his mouth wide, and the book in his hand fell to the ground with a "smack".

"I, I'm a child?" Yuan Yu suffered violent blows twice a day, and they were all from people he trusted and liked. His little heart, which was not very strong, suddenly shattered into eight petals, and fell to the ground with a crackling sound.

If he couldn't smell it, he deliberately showed a surprised expression to Liu Jin, Liu Jin bit his lip, with an expression of being caught.

Yuan Yu raised his small hand, which was not as fat as before, and scratched, "I, I will grow up soon!"

"Ah--"

There was a sneer coming from nowhere, and a pretentious voice said: "As the current prince, the emperor should be upright, mature and serious. Seeing that you are acting like a baby all day long, and you look ignorant of world affairs, you are not as good as a little girl." , I am really disappointed for my brother!"

When Yuan Yu heard what the visitor said, his originally fair face suddenly turned gray. He held his heart secretly, leaned over and said, "Hello, Brother Sihuang."

If he didn't smell it, he suddenly widened his eyes, looked left and right, and said in shock: "Hiss, the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother are here, the sky is bright and the sky is bright, where is the ghost sound coming from?"

The fourth prince's face darkened.

If you can't smell it, you deliberately twist it left and right, and stretch your head to look up, "Jin'er, I heard it right, is there someone, ghost? Talking?"

The fourth prince's face was as black as ash.

Yuan Yu couldn't help laughing even on his originally gloomy face, just as he smiled, he quickly pinched his thighs to suppress his expression.

Liu Jin glanced at the unkind person, stretched out her hand to grab the hem of the unsmelly clothes, pulled him to bend down, and pressed his head to tell him to look down.

When he couldn't smell it, he glanced down with his stiff neck, and saw a short and thin man with his head tilted up almost ninety degrees, staring at him.

A kind and gentle "fatherly" smile appeared on his face immediately after smelling it: "Are you trying to jump up and hit my knee?"

He thought for a while, and deliberately gritted his voice and asked, "Little brother?"