After dressing as the male protagonist's younger brother, I entered the marriage

Daylight faltered.

If you can't smell it, you lie on the bed curled up with your hands and feet, your belly is turned upside down, stars are shining in your eyes, and your ears are buzzing.

He was extremely uncomfortable and heard someone making noise outside the window.

"Too much medicine! Dead!"

"Damn you! Think about the 20 taels of snow-patterned silver!"

"Dead people have to be carried into the Liu Mansion!"

"what?"

"What are you talking about, bring me one." He muttered if he couldn't smell it.He felt strength in his limbs and got up from the bed.

Eyes are full of vermilion, and the big red Xi character is pasted on the old window paper.

"Where? Where is this?"

I felt dizzy without smelling it, and my feet felt like I had stepped on cotton. I stumbled and hit the table with a "bang", and the teacups, bowls and plates "cracked" and shattered on the ground.

The quarrel outside the door stopped, and the footsteps came "thumping" and stepped across the threshold.

"Yo! No—wake up! The groom is awake!" The leading man turned his head and reprimanded, "What nonsense are you talking about, people are not good!"

The woman's eyes widened, an exaggerated smirk appeared on her frightened face, and she said, "It's, it's true."

Everyone is fine, the man hurriedly urged: "The auspicious time has come, the groom should go out quickly."

"Today is your big day!"

"I?"

"Happy day?" He pointed at the tip of his nose when he heard it, with a confused look on his face.

Single for more than 20 years, suddenly getting married... No, who is he?

If you can't smell it, you shake your head, your thoughts are at a loss.

But marriage is a good thing!

He froze for a while, his rouge-like red face showed surprise, and his swollen lips grinned, like a demon that had been kicked out by fists.

"Hahaha I'm getting married!" After hearing that, she danced in ecstasy, broke free from the arms of the two and rushed out the door.

"Marry, I want to get married, where is the bride?"

A man and a woman in the room looked at each other in blank dismay.

"It's been said that you took too much medicine! You're already crazy, but now you can't control it!" the woman said.

"It's better than being dead. He has nothing to do with us in the future." The man whispered, "It saves me from taking medicine every day."

If you can't smell it, you rush into the courtyard full of people, put your hips on your hips and laugh loudly: "Let's go! Welcome your relatives! Hahaha..."

The bustling crowd suddenly fell silent, looking at the insane form, it was so ugly that they couldn't smell it.

"Tsk, did you really let the lunatic out? God is so short-sighted. Why does the talented man have such a lunatic brother!"

"Don't tell me, without this younger brother, who would marry the old Wen's family? Who is Wen's great talent? If he doesn't smell it, he's not worthy of licking his shoes, and he's a wife for nothing."

"That's the Liu family with a rich family! Why do you let this ugly and crazy wild dog get married!"

"You said Wen is a wild dog, what do you think is a great talent?"

"Well, if you smell it, you can't smell it. What does it have to do with smelling talented people?"

"How irrelevant, they are the same father and mother..."

……

I can't smell it, the eyes are black and white, but there are people in my ears who are beeping, beeping.

He grabbed the loudest person casually, and asked loudly, "Are you finished?"

The man's face was pale, and seeing the red eyes, red face and red lips, he couldn't smell it, and felt that the evil spirit crawled out from the ground.He shook like sifting chaff, trembling, "Say, it's over."

"I'm not going to welcome my relatives after I finish talking!" He stretched his mouth to the man's ear and shouted. "I want to marry a wife! Marry a wife!"

Neighbors in the neighborhood who watched the excitement hid behind the wall and pointed.

"Bah, madman!"

"You marry a shit wife!"

A mouthful of thick phlegm was spit out to the edge of the shoe.

He flew into a rage before smelling it, grabbed the man and "slapped" him and slapped him twice.

"You dare to hit me?"

"It was you who beat me! How dare you call my wife a shit?"

"you wanna die!"

The two wrestled together, and everyone who watched the joke couldn't help but look sideways. This crazy thing who was beaten a lot on weekdays actually beat a tall and big man, and beat the man so loudly that he couldn't fight back!

Weird and weird!

At this time, a middle-aged man came in from the door, seeing this situation, he quickly led someone to tear the two of them apart.

"Let go of me, I'll beat this bastard to death!" He yelled if he couldn't smell it.He felt that there were two halves of souls in his body, one half clamoring to vent his anger, and the other telling him to calm down.

Steward Liu looked at Wen Bujiu whose hands were pinched by two men, and tears flowed in his heart.Such a lunatic will be the uncle of the Liu family in the future, hate it!

He lamented: "Grandpa, the horse is coming, let's meet you..."

"I can't let them spoil my good deeds, my daughter-in-law is still waiting for me!"

If you don't smell it, just say it, break free from the restraint, and pat the clothes.On the wedding gown, the Bingdi lotus embroidered with gold thread is shining brightly, dazzling people's eyes.

He shook out the door three times without smelling it.

Outside the door, tall horses were wrapped in red silk and satin, so festive.

After looking at the horse again, eight people carried the big red sedan chair, and the red makeup could not be seen for ten miles.

"Okay, okay, I heard that someone is very rich!" If he didn't smell it, he clapped his hands and laughed, high-spirited.

"Hey, uncle, this is all paid for by Mr. Liu himself. You are a married woman!" Liu Butler, please think calmly if you don't hear it.

"It's bad, it's all the same." If you don't smell it, you pat Steward Liu, staggering him, "Hahaha, it's good to be a married man, it's good to be a married man, it's good to eat delicious food, good food."

Hearing the word "ruining a family member", a pasty thought flashed through his mind, and he left it behind.

He was pushed onto the horse, and the hat hung crookedly on his forehead. He pushed the hat on top of his head when he couldn't smell it, and the hairpin's hat wobbled and hit him on the back.He grinned in pain if he couldn't smell it.

Everyone turned their heads in disgust.

"Butler... really let this kind of person marry our eldest son?" The servant of Liu's mansion covered his face and felt ashamed.

"Take care of yourself." The housekeeper said coldly, "You must let my uncle enter the gate of Liu's mansion honestly today."

If you don't smell it, your hair is disheveled, you feel good about yourself, and you look down at everyone.

"Today is my big day, everyone come to drink wedding wine! Eat and drink well hahaha, every year is like today, every year is like today, everyone hahaha..."

He was talking nonsense on the horse, and the people below laughed and held their hands together to congratulate him, "The groom is overjoyed."

"Congratulations, Mr. Wen."

"cousin--"

Suddenly a girl in yellow rushed out of the crowd, crying like pear blossoms with rain, and rushed straight to the horse.

"Cousin, don't you want Yu'er~ Cousin!"

Seeing this, everyone in the Liu Mansion sneered in their hearts.

What a Wen family, it's fine to tear up the engagement and let the crazy and stupid Wen Er marry in. On the big day, he asked his lover to stop the sedan chair, and said that the one who lost it was someone from Liu's mansion!

Guanshi Liu lowered his face and looked at him coldly.

"Hey! Where did the goblin come from!"

Sitting on the horse, dizzy and unsteady, the man jumped forward and almost made him fall off the horse.

"Cousin, I'm Yu'er!" The woman raised her delicate face.

"Huh? What Yu'er drilled, I have no father, no mother, no relatives, no relatives!" He patted his head and murmured to himself in confusion, "No, I have an older brother...I have an older brother?"

"Cousin!" The woman whimpered and cried, "I am Zhao Yuer, your dear cousin Zhao Yuer!"

"Ah!" Before he could smell it, the string in his head finally hit the correct position, and he suddenly realized, "Oh! Zhao Yuer!"

"Isn't that the female cannon fodder in the opening chapter of "Chang'an Wind and Rain Records"?" She clapped her hands if she heard it, no wonder, no wonder.

No wonder his mind was numb and his thoughts were flying around.

No wonder he was wearing a wedding gown, and the people around him had long hair in ancient clothes.

And what is this Yu'er, what is Liufu.

It turned out that he was - dreaming!

Didn't he just watch the TV series "Chang'an Wind and Rain Records" to get angry, find the remake of the original novel and read it twice, and fell asleep after seeing the cannon fodder being revenged by the male lead.

"It turned out to be a dream, let me vent my depression!" Didn't I suddenly feel refreshed, and I actually dreamed that I was the hero's younger brother?

"Zhao Yu'er, how dare you come to stop the horse, aren't you pregnant?" Wen Bu sat on the horse, pointed at Zhao Yu'er and cursed: "You are a wolf, the Wen family kindly took you in! But you are messing with Wen Youde Come together, you want to blame me for being pregnant with a child!"

"If I don't smell it, I'm an innocent old virgin!"

For a moment, needles could be heard on the street, and everyone looked at each other. I don't know if they were scared by Zhao Yuer's pregnancy or the old virgin's speech, so they dared not speak.

"The lunatic still knows he's a virgin?"

"You! You are talking nonsense!" Zhao Yuer's face was pale and she panicked.She heard Youde's order to find fault and blackmail the Liu family's money, but how could she know that she was pregnant?

"Ha! You are a pair of adulterers! Delusion to borrow the child in my stomach to enter the Liu family to share the money of the Liu family after I die! I am! Sooner or later, the male lead will clean up you!" I was immersed in the plot without smelling it, and suddenly saw the previous The man and woman mixed in the crowd and squeezed out.

"You! Wen Youde!"

If you don't smell it, point to him and shout: "Where do you want to take your wife? Zhao Yu'er is still here, and she still has your child in her belly. Where do you want to leave her?"

"What did he say? Zhao Yu'er is pregnant with your child!" The woman screamed and grabbed Wen Youde's arm.

"Listen to him farting, he's a lunatic!" Wen Youde shouted, "You can believe what a lunatic says!"

"No wonder you didn't stay at home the last few days! You're an old cow eating tender grass and enjoying yourself in the nest!" Wen Youde's daughter-in-law refused to let go, and the two scuffled together.

Everyone hastily gave up their positions. Today is so lively, it is really coming out one after another.

If you can't smell it, you can watch it with relish, clapping your hands and applauding.

"Don't let him make a fuss, you will make the master angry if you miss the auspicious time!" Liu Guanshi ordered, and the servants of the Liu family hurriedly took the reins and walked forward.

"I haven't finished watching it yet!" He turned his head and looked into the crowd if he didn't hear it. The novel is not as interesting as the live broadcast.

"Don't look at my uncle, we are going to get married." The young man persuaded.

"I want to get married, I want to get married!" He turned his head when he couldn't smell it, and the string in his head was cut off again.He urged, "Hurry up, hurry up, go faster."

The welcoming team went to Liu's house along the long street.

If you can't smell it, your mind will be confused, you can only smile, and congratulate the people passing by with your hands folded.

"My lord, is it true that Jin'er and the lunatic are married?" Liu's mother burst into tears, and looked at Father Liu beseechingly.

"If you worship, you can't go back on your word!"

"I know!" Father Liu's eyes were also red, and he patted the table angrily, "If Wen Bucheng hadn't entered the Yushu Pavilion and asked for an annulment, how could I have let Jin'er marry Wen Bucheng!"

"Is it useful for you to say these things now! Don't you know what he smells like? He is a lunatic who needs to be fed! You can get rid of it with money, but you have to let Jin'er marry him!"

Mother Liu clutched her chest and said hoarsely, "That's my precious child who was conceived in October!"

"But the Wen family has saved our lives! If Father Wen hadn't rescued me back then, I would have died in the hands of the bandits, and you would have become a widow!" Father Liu sighed, "If you don't hear it, you will marry me, what will Jin'er say?" They are all watching over us."

"Our family still needs a bowl of rice!"

A circle of girls sat in the ear room of the side courtyard of the Liu Mansion.

"Our Liu family has no other children except Liu Jin." Liu Ye straightened her clothes and taunted the sisters present: "Our big baby bump can be regarded as being married... oh no, it can be regarded as being welcomed in." .”

"Keep your voice down, don't be heard by the madam, be careful that the madam is angry and marry you to the countryside." Another person laughed.

"Heh, how can Madam have time to take care of us now, don't you know?"

"what?"

Liu Ye lowered her voice and said in a low voice, "Liu Jin's husband...is a lunatic known to everyone in the county! My parents prefer to leave the Liu family to Liu Jin, so I want to see how the lunatic guards the family business!"

"Maybe it will be cheaper for us in the end!"

"Madam's precious eyeballs, widowed at such a young age! It deserves it haha..."

For a while, there was laughter in the cabin.

On the other side, in the wedding room decorated with red silk and satin.

The bride sat silently by the bed, like a withered grass.

"Young master...don't think too much about it, my uncle is also married, and we didn't leave Liu's house, did we?" the little maid persuaded.

They took care of Liu Jin since they were young, and they saw him marry a lunatic when he was a man... But who could feel more uncomfortable than the young master?

Under the scarlet hijab, Liu Jin's complexion was pale and her heart felt like a knife was twisted.

Probably because I did something wrong in my previous life, and I will be punished in this life.

First divorced, then married... This is his fate...