[Online game] Shut up if you buy it for a dime

Yalar also felt quite embarrassing, why is this girl (*pink baby) so persistent?Press a scroll to return to the city and fly back, and it's over. When the group of people are over excited, they should go about their business, and no one will deliberately make trouble for the other party if they don't meet each other in the future.Now this girl insisted on tossing around in circles with this group of people, she couldn't please anyone and she was nervous.

After asking about the situation, Linda gave a tearful and innocent explanation on the opposite side, and then I realized that it was not they who troubled the girl, but the girl herself.

...the story unfolds like this.

Before, when Yalar was still receiving his father's love education, Linda and Jim had nothing to do, so they hooked up with AK47 and Hodir and formed a team to go to the Zuma Temple together, thinking about breaking out a Two Zuma suits—mainly Jim, who has been frightened since he got the bone jade scepter of Odin’s battle axe, and stands in the safe area with it every day to show off. (Take the bone jade for fear of being exploded...), now he is shouting, since he has the bone jade, if the rest of the devil bell, dragon bracelet, and Zibiluo (*ring) can also be assembled, he will sparkle and attract people love it.

The AK47 itself is a fighter like Yalar, and the best piece of Zuma equipment on his body is called a black iron helmet. Wearing it, in Yalar's words, he looks like a wretched rapist with a stocking on his head , but AK47 has no pressure on this remark, he rushed to the foot.

Except for the AK47, both Linda and Hodir knew Jim in reality, and at the critical moment, the strong woman Linda was also very virtuous, so the four of them hit it off and rushed to Zuma.

At this time, there were no people in Zuma, and there were fewer and fewer people as you went down. When you reached the 4th floor of Zuma, the general solo practitioners could no longer hold it, so the crowd was so sparse that four people could almost dominate the field.

The three professional Zuma suits mentioned above are only available on the monsters in the maps starting from the 4th floor - only on these maps are the best Zuma Guardians and Zuma Archers, and only these two kinds of monsters have such a drop. Advanced equipment may be revealed.And the probability of meeting two kinds of monsters is also very low. Basically, it is not bad to fight 20 ordinary monsters and get 1 superb monster.

The best guards and archers look the same as ordinary guards and archers. Only by slapping them with a knife and seeing if the monster's blood volume is twice as much as usual can you know whether this guy is ordinary or super.

In addition to this, there is another way to look at the moving speed of monsters. Compared with ordinary models, they run like flying with the best hope... So playing Zuma alone is not good for people who are not very skilled at the current level. For the masses, it is a very unreliable thing-maybe the JP equipment is not displayed, and the own equipment is blown to Zuma and handed over to the organization.

Combining the above reasons, there are only two or three kittens who can endure the loneliness for the JP equipment in the end. Most people are like today’s four-person group, who only regard Zuma as a daily entertainment activity. kind of.

Of course, this matter can only be regarded as entertainment... As the saying goes, you can’t take anything seriously, if you are serious, you lose ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

……

When a group of people, black dog, black dog, you, a talisman, and a thunder, finally slowly ground down a top-quality guard, a small row of small words that made people's blood boil finally appeared on the ground-"power ring".

Power ring, one of the warrior Zuma suits, and items in the same series include the Judgment Rod (*weapon), Black Iron Helmet (*the only one with a helmet in Zuma's suit), green necklace, Death Gloves, Yama Gloves.

Compared with the more common death gloves and green necklaces, although it is not the first time that power rings have appeared, in this server, the number is definitely controlled within three——

So this can say a lot about the rarity of this item.

When such a JP thing appeared in front of the AK47 and other middle and lower peasants, the four of them had a little bit of COSPLAY once - sticking a pole.

Just like that.

Then, when the brain's nerve center and reflex arcs woke up, a group of people turned green like wolves, and each of them howled——

After going through two stages for 1 minute, which seems to be a very short time, but it is actually a very long time, and none of the four strange things reacted to pick them up for a while——

Including Hodir, who is actually a wealthy person, who doesn't know which muscle is wrong, and patronizes "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" on the sidelines + chicken jelly.

So the tragedy happened without warning ==.

Following a small beam of white light, a person suddenly appeared on that lovely ring...

Yes, it was such a coincidence that someone just flew onto this ring.

It needs to be explained here, because the runways of the legendary map are all zigzagging and extending, and it is impossible to achieve the shortest straight line between two points, so I don’t know which smart child invented the method first: When leveling and playing equipment on the next high-level map, you will habitually bring a "random scroll" and use it until you randomly fly to the place closest to the portal on the next level of each level, and then run two steps to the next level, continue fly.

I am used to some people suddenly appearing in front of me and then disappearing immediately, so the four onlookers didn't react for a while.

After waiting for a second, the person stepping on the ring did not move.

Two seconds, still no movement.

For three seconds, continue without moving.

In the fourth second, Hodir reacted first—fuck, this person probably figured out what the bottom of his foot was stepping on, and he was not going to move.

In the fifth second, when he greeted the remaining three people to copy their knives and wait for a second before talking—then the "main combat power vesting time" of JP baby has arrived.

In other words, now this treasure no longer belongs to the group of four idiots, but anyone can pick it up.

The person who stepped firmly on the ring picked up something, and quickly flew away with his hands and feet - I don't know if he pressed the random scroll or returned to the city.

The two idiots and the group of four were completely fooled by the scene in front of them.

... It's like being hungry for seven or eight days, and finally a fat and oily roast duck appeared in front of you.

What to do at this time?

Of course it is chasing! ! ! ! !

——Get the duck back first, and then the dog meat hotpot!Not negotiable! !It must be so! ! ! !

Under the spiritual leadership of MARY, the four of them, except for AK47, who is the boss of the guild, are kind, and the others are heroes who charge at the forefront of every war. In their eyes, "killing" is "cutting".Unfortunately, if the "power ring" that broke out today is definitely an AK47, it involves my own interests, and all the gentleman's style is that paper tiger stepping on the clouds! !

……

Thus, the last person who might be sane becomes the irrational one.

"Fuck!~~~!!!!" AK47's eyes were red, the mouse was almost dropped and malfunctioned, he gritted his teeth and said concisely——

[Guild] AK47: Surround him! (*around: carpet search)

[Guild] jim:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (Shocked by the incident in front of me, speechless...)

[Guild] Where is Spring: What's the name of the female Taoist priest? Has anyone noticed?Contact her guild or herself first, maybe the things can be brought back.

[Guild] jim:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (Still speechless...)

[Guild] Tiandijun: I saw it, the one in the MAX club is called Pink Baby.

[Guild] AK47: ...

【Guild】Where is Spring:...

[Guild] jim:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (I lament the ingenuity of the ape dung in the world)

[Guild] Jim: Kill! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[Guild] Heavenly Emperor: ... What's wrong?What's the reaction?

[Guild] Tiandijun: Although MAX is a bit heavy, he is still reasonable, and he should come forward to deal with it.

... Facing Hodir's ignorance, Linda, who was sitting in front of the computer, took a deep breath, pointed at the screen with trembling fingers, turned her face to look at Jim, who was sitting next to him with a laptop and a livid face like a zombie: "Say no explain?"

Jim opened his mouth, and it took a long time to squeeze out a word from between his teeth - "Say!"

Linda, who was satisfied with the answer, tossed her hair coquettishly, and giggled like a fascinated goblin: "Of course, I just give you some rights symbolically."

Jim: "..."

So Linda jumped back into the game excitedly, and successfully ignited Hodir's anger in just three sentences——

First sentence: Yesterday she called Yalar a "disgusting homosexual".

The second sentence: Yalar killed her, and she found someone to kill Yalar instead.

Sentence [-]: When Jim called Yalar, he heard him cry.

... The third sentence proves that the power of rumors is the greatest—if the first two sentences are still within the acceptance range of Hodir, the "Morak-style frigate", then the three words "he cried" are the most powerful words. Definitely a sword for Hodir's sanity.

Lord Sensible died honorably.

From this moment on, the Wrathful Fentian Lord declared his pride in the Jianghu.

"..." Jim twitched his lips and looked at the screen, reached out and rubbed his wife's head, and said gently, "Sweetheart, he didn't cry."

Linda rubbed against Jim: "Of course I know he didn't cry. The plot requires it. When I say he cries, he cries. Baby, cooperate with me."

Jim nodded obediently and climbed up the pole—in the plan to eradicate Pink Baby (hey, when did the plan appear?), if Hodir is added, it will undoubtedly be like adding a cannon—how do you say that sentence in Chinese? coming?It's like a tiger with wings and the finishing touch, sigh.

The little baby ring was thrown in the hands of this slut. Several people really had no other ideas except egg pain. Among them, after knowing the ins and outs of the matter, they pointed at the four bastards who almost vomited blood and died (the specific line at the time was : That’s the power ring!! The power ring, big brothers and sisters!!! Don’t give it to me!!! I still have the coral ring!!! Why are you squandering like this?!!!!!!).

... As for the AK47, this poor kid is already sore and ready to cut his eggs.

……

At the same time, in the RX guild...

[Guild] Pink Baby: La la la la la ~~~~ Wine glass brother Wine glass brother~~~~~~

[Guild] Wine glass for dagger: What's up, girl.

[Guild] Pink Baby: Guess what I picked up?

[Guild] Wine glass for dagger: so happy?A signed blank check?Baa haha, hand it over to the police uncle without teeth?

[Guild] Pink Baby: Humph! ╭(╯^╰)╮ will bully people! ! !Someone picked up the [Power Ring] (*[] is a link to display the physical object)! !I originally wanted to give it to you! ! !No more! ! ! !

[Guild] Wine glass for dagger: ... Where did it come from?

[Guild] Pink Baby: Hey hey hey hey, I went to Zuma to play, but I flew to this one! !Those people don’t pick me up, hmph, those bumpkins who don’t know good stuff, of course they don’t pick me up! ! !

[Guild] Big Tree Elf: == Stealing things from others?

[Guild] Pink Baby: Ah!Sister Dashu, why do you say that about me~~ woo~~~ They really picked it up because they didn’t want me, and the statute of limitations for the item has passed!so sad……

[Guild] Big Tree Elf: You...I...(Hold forehead)

[Guild] Wine glass for dagger: Girl, where are you now?

[Guild] Pink Baby: Still in Zuma!Haven't played enough yet~~I'll give it to you later!I hate it, I'm a Taoist priest, so I can't use such a good thing~ It's cheap for you!snort!

[Guild] Wine glass for dagger: Return to the city immediately.

[Guild] Big Tree Elf: ... wine glass, are you nervous?Can I have this thing?

[Guild] Pink Baby: Sister Dashu, what do you mean?Why is it called nerve to take my things?

[Guild] Big Tree Elf: That's what it means, you understand.Don't mistake ignorance for a personality, kid.

[Guild] Pink Baby: What happened to me giving away my things?You are inexplicable! !ah!Here they come, P me!

[Guild] Pink Baby: It's that shameless bum from the Shemale Gang yesterday again! !Wine glass brother!Woooooooooo help! ~~~~~ I'm in Zuma 3.

[World] Pink Baby: Hello! AK47, do you want to be ashamed? !I unearthed JP and didn’t know what to do. Now that I checked the information and regretted it, if I want to go back, I come to P me? !

... The bustling world suddenly fell silent.

After a long time, a certain passer-by called out——

[World] Passerby A: What JP?

[World] mary: power ring.Randomly fly to other people's things, take them and run away, and you have the nerve to say that we don't want them?Children, don't take ignorance as a personality!

……

[World] Big tree elf: MARY, I just said this to this child a minute ago, let's get married.

[World] mary: I'm sorry, beauty, I only want max, my heart is his, and my body is also his =/////=.

[World] AK47: ①Pink baby, you are so disgusting! ! ②Comrade Mary, you are so disgusting! ! !

The above screen of a world full of joy and joy is the first-hand "good news" that Mamen got after logging into the game.