[Online game] Shut up if you buy it for a dime

——"Saint, don't worry, it's easy to defeat the second district, just the one named max is a little bit enough to watch ╮(￣▽￣")╭. "

……

Edward took Beer back to the residence. He was still in the entrance of the living room when he heard Reddit's bold and rough voice roaring in the room.

Edward paused when he placed the shoes, and his thoughts and feelings became so complicated in an instant. Back then, the name of max was always compared with milk. How come it came to Reddy's mouth, and it became "only max is slightly enough" look"?

——"No, Miss Empress, I put on a vest and went to the second district to see it today, oh my god, don't laugh at that milk, it's just a 'thunderbolt technique' and 'hell thunderlight' silly and unclear~~ ~"

Edward: "..."

Bier: "Lu Sal, you don't look pretty, what's wrong" o((>ω<))o"~~"

Edward glanced at Beer silently, turned his face silently, choked speechlessly.

In the bedroom, the burly man turned on the heater at full capacity, wearing big shorts and a small vest, with his feet placed on the computer desk in a disfigured way, holding the mouse with his left hand and his right hand, and wearing a pair of black headsets, he was talking to the people in the guild On the voice channel, he desperately complained about the future opponent of the ginseng rooster in the district battle.

When Edward was standing behind him, he glanced back, waved the paw that had scratched his foot, and waved it as a greeting, then turned his face and continued——

"...Fuck you, Pinkie!! How dare you despise me for being rude!! I just wanted to say 'this victory is inevitable, just replace Bi'er's spot with Xiaobao' , you fucking repay Lao Tzu's kindness like this."

……

Swinging around behind Reddy a few times, Edward grabbed a crystal globe, weighed it, put it down, grabbed a baseball bat, waved it twice, put it down again, and finally saw something on the bed, his eyes lit up, and he took two fingers Picking up a pair of triangular black underpants that I don't know which lady had replaced and hadn't had time to wash or take home, walked behind Reddy, and threw it on his head with a blank expression.

"What the hell - what!!! Luthal!!! Fuck!!!" Reddy grabbed the small piece of cloth on his head and took a closer look, and suddenly became furious.Throwing away the headset, he rushed towards Edward with a hideous face, "Lu Sal!!!"

"I'm here." Edward felt very relieved, and responded cheerfully, lifting Reddy to the ground.

Reddy jumped up and howled wretchedly—"I'm going to explode your ass, and you won't be able to get out of bed for three days!!"

"Oh, I'm so scared, come, come, come~~~=_,="

Bier clapped her hands and screamed and laughed wildly beside her.

The house is full of chickens and dogs jumping.

Edward decided to leave the battlefield, rushed to the door of the room, and swung open the door——

Nose hit a solid chest.

The proud bridge of the nose was about to collapse—this was Edward's first reaction.With a wail, she clutched her nose and her legs went limp, and just about to squat down, the next second, her waist tightened, and she fell into a strange embrace.

"BOSS~(≧▽≦)/~" Bi'er screamed, sprinted far away, and jumped into the arms of the person at the door with a whoosh sound, and the person who was pressed in the middle was almost knocked out a mouthful of black dog blood.

"Ouch... BOSS... BOSS!!! Why are you here?" Reddy's complexion changed, he hurriedly adjusted his clothes, tugged at the tattered vest that had been torn so that one nipple was exposed, and lifted his thigh again Underpants, a rare embarrassment appeared on his dark face.

Avery patted Bea on the head, looked around, and finally told Reddy, "You're a doghouse."

Reddy: "TOT."

Avery: "Who lives here?"

Beau: "Uncle Reddy, Wesley, Mike, Rafe, and Luthal! o(≧▽≦)ツ"

Avery: "All three months' commission will be deducted."

Beau: "Yeah!!"

Reddy: "BOSS!! I can explain TAT~~!"

Avery's eyes shifted, and finally settled on the panties on the bed: "Bi'er, do you live here?"

Everyone in the room followed Avery's line of sight and took a fixed look, only to see the sexy panties lying quietly on the most conspicuous position on the bed, Bi'er immediately put on a very aggrieved expression: "Boss, you are very sorry. I hate it, Bi'er doesn't need such tasteless underwear, I take the pure route."

Avery nodded: "Bring the woman back and detain her for another month."

Reddy ran out of last trace of HP, died on the spot, and his equipment exploded all over the place.

Being held in the arms of the boss and listening closely to the boss deducting four months of wages from him, Edward felt that he had suffered eight lifetimes of bad luck today, so he took a deep breath and sighed quietly: "Boss, can you let me go?"

Avery was stunned for a moment, and then he let go of his hand as if remembering: "I thought you were also very comfortable being hugged."

Edward: "..."

Avery: "I'm still thinking, if you have no objections, I'll just carry you back to the headquarters and put you on my bed."

Edward: "..."

"Sanpi—oh, so shy." Bi'er hid her face excitedly.

Reddy looked troubled: "Boss, you said that you can't attack your brother."

Avery: "Exactly."

Reddy: "..." Then what are you doing.

Avery: "That's for you guys."

Reddy: "..."

Avery: "I do everything I can to be a father and mother, and I don't even have this privilege?"

Reddy: "...Yes!! Why not?! In the evening, let's wash Lu Salle and tie a ribbon and tie a bow and send it to the headquarters."

Reddy: "Speaking of which, Boss, if you have anything to say, just let Creel talk about it. Why did you come here in person?"

"Krill is on vacation today. Let me see if the group of people who traded with the Yun family have been selected." Avery squinted his eyes, and suddenly reached out and pinched the chin of the silent person standing by, forcefully Pull it up, look left and right, "Tsk tsk, Lu Sal, right?"

Edward was taken aback for a moment, and gave a hum.

Avery squinted his eyes and smiled, showing a strange expression: "Look at these eyes, they are so clean that they are really attractive."

Snapped--

A pair of white and tender hands suddenly stretched out from behind, tightly covering Edward's eyes, Bi'er poked her head out from between Edward's neck, her big green eyes widened, and she looked at Avery seriously: "Boss, You can't goug his eyes! >0<"

Avery let go, straightened his tie, and waved his hand lazily: "Even Bea is protecting it—it seems that the Avery family really picked up a treasure from the side of the road this time." Putting his hands into his pants Pocket, Avery leaned closer to Edward's ear, "Tell me, will you sell it for a good price?"

"..." The corners of Edward's lips were tense. After a moment of silence, he remained expressionless and said stiffly, "You can't, BOSS. We have signed an employment contract—I can only live or die as a member of the organization."

Avery seemed to have heard some particularly interesting joke, and he leaned forward and backward on the door frame happily, while the remaining three people looked at each other uneasily. After the atmosphere was so weird that it almost drove people crazy, Avery straightened up , reached out and touched Edward's face: "Actually, I'm just curious, what kind of person can seduce that guy Creel to ask for someone from me."

"!! What?! Creel? Σ°口°|||" Reddy was shocked, "He...he is not Leo..."

"You have such an idiotic expression, your saliva is about to flow out." Avery nodded to Reddy, who immediately closed his mouth and crouched in a corner depressed.

"Criel can't," Bi'er restrained her smile, her face was expressionless and gloomy, "I don't like him."

"Little Bi'er, are you still angry about Jue~~" Avery shook his head with a headache, "Little girl will get pimples if she is so narrow-minded."

"I don't care!" Bi'er flipped the table, "Anyway, don't promise to give Luthal to Creel!"

"I didn't, I didn't." Avery held up his hands. "I told him, 'I'll try it before I try to get a piece of it.'"

"BOSS, GOODJOB! >//o///<" Bi'er gave a thumbs up.

"..." Edward listened to the old and the young happily discussing their own belongings, and finally couldn't help interrupting, "Are you finished?"

The old and the young turned their faces unexpectedly, and their expressions were nothing more than—yeah, you're still here.

Edward took a deep breath, and tried to control his tone: "...I'm not an object, and I'm not interested in men."

Bier pointed to herself: "I am a woman."

Edward: "...I'm not interested in minors either."

Bi'er: "=口=...嘿嘤咔咱~~~BOSS, he is too much~~~T___T!!"

Avery nodded: "You have no say in the matter - as a 'soldier'. I think you haven't learned your first lesson in employment, 'follow your superiors', whether it's telling you to sleep with a man or It’s the only thing you can do to run naked on the street and complete the task of the superior.”

Edward was silent.

"Tsk tsk, when did our family degenerate to the point where I, the BOSS, is going to teach you a lesson, and if I say it, I want to make those morons of the Morakot family laugh out loud." Avery complained in disgust, and then his face changed, revealing his white teeth haha Laughter, "However, I would like to emphasize that pleasing your boss, that is, pleasing me, is the core of your ultimate mission."

...Cut off the hair of all wretched men.

Edward thought of such a sentence without thinking.

"Okay, classwork is over." Avery clapped his hands, "Reidy, inform the sniper team and the bodyguard team, tell them to keep on guard against the Hindry family's mischief during the cargo transportation process, there is news from the undercover, and those stupid guys are starting to move around again By the way...by the way, there are also annoying policemen—hound-like noses, so they can't make a deal for me safely."

Reddy responded, and started looking for the phone numbers of the sniper captain and bodyguard captain on the computer desk.

"...I really want to deduct another month's commission from you, Reddy." Avery's forehead was bulging with veins.

"...Boss, I know I made a mistake TAT." Reddy responded in a panic.

Avery: "Forget it, I said it last time, do you remember to transfer two inferior goods from the first floor as small gifts for the police comrades?"

Reddy froze: "..."

Avery squinted: "Forgot?"

Reddy: "..."

Avery: "Very well, the commission will be deducted for another month."

Reddy: "TAT"

Avery: "You guys are really saving me money. Shall I say thank you?"