[Online game] Shut up if you buy it for a dime

"Stinky boy, don't move, you sprayed it into your eyes!" Reddy picked up one of Edward's hairs and tugged, "It will be OK after a while."

Edward sat in front of the mirror, glanced at the neatly dyed black hair, and frowned disgustingly: "This black is so fake."

As soon as the words fell, he was slapped on the back of the head.

Reddy rubbed the disposable gloves and said in a rough voice, "You have a lot of money? Do you want to dye high-end colors?"

How much is it worth.Edward snorted dejectedly.It was Reddy who became interested and leaned closer to him: "You look like a son, what did your family do before?"

"..." Edward was silent for a while, "Businessman."

"Well——" Reddy squinted his eyes and rubbed his chin, "Leo said that... Is his family in trouble? Speaking of which, Leo was in the Avery family before me. Speaking of that boy Leo— —”

Edward nodded calmly. Leo was selected as a long-term undercover agent to join the Avery family at the age of 15. In fact, Edward had never met him before he came to the Avery family. When they met for the first time, I'm still a little surprised. Unlike the big man he imagined, Leo is white and clean, and speaks softly, um... the whole person feels——

"What a mother." Reddy squinted his eyes in disapproval, and said disdainfully.

Edward nodded, this is true.

"A man, what's wrong with you, you have to sell your ass, scoff." Reddy grabbed a bottle of hair dye and started tossing it on Edward's head, "Boss Krill likes his appearance very much, besides meeting the BOSS, where are you going?" Bring them all."

Edward rolled his eyes, and said: "=_,=What are you talking about, you are selling ass, you invited Boss Creel to fuck you yesterday."

"Really?" Reddy was terrified, "Damn it, alcohol is harmful! ~ Krill's Erliangjun is not a normal size, it will rot if it is done once."

"...can we change the subject to something healthier?"

"Let's compare~~"

"What's this like—"

Of course there is~~ Reddy was about to reply when suddenly there was a life-threatening roar from the room——

"Honey Reddy--"

Reddy threw down the hair dye cursingly, and yelled back in a rough voice: "Mike~~ call your mother!"

A messy chicken nest popped out, and the yellow-haired punk named Mike pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose, his face flushed with excitement: "Reddie, you are here!!!"

"What about me?" Reddy was puzzled.

"Zone war, district war!!!" Mike eagerly rubbed his hands and stomped his feet as if he had taken too many drugs, "Come quickly, the saint boss is looking for you!"

Reddy suddenly realized, laughed twice, and regardless of the black hair spray in his hand, he stretched out his hand and slapped Edward's white shirt twice, and said cheerfully: "I knew I was there, haha, I Just know!!"

"..." Edward looked at his two printed shirts with big black claws that could not be washed off at first glance, and thought that it was a good thing that he had changed a pair of shirts from the street before he came.

Reddy didn't bother to pay attention to his little things, turned around and walked back to the room in two or three steps, ready to respond to the call of that saint.

……

and many more.

saint?

District war?

Edward touched his nose, thinking: It's not such a coincidence.

……

Watching Reddy maneuvering a male mage named "Glorious Coyote" around "Glorious Saints", Edward had the urge to faint.

As a result, Reddy muttered to himself unknowingly: "Last time I sold that AK for a lot of money to get my outfit, and my PK skills have always been good, so I know the final list for this time." There will be me, tsk tsk, this guy Saint really has a good eye, wow ha ha ha ha~~~"

……

Alright, Edward knows the new equipment equivalence trading formula: Half a set of Fashen (two rings + one necklace) = a real AK47.

"..."

I'm afraid the National Security Agency will cry =_,=.

[Guild] Radiant Saints: Coyote, remember to study the cutting-edge materials in the second district.

[Guild] Guangyao Coyote: I know.

[Guild] Queen Guangyao: By the way, that MILK's equipment seems to be similar to mine, you should pay attention to the hyena.

……

Behind Reddy, Edward silently watched the people in the first district mention him as a model, and felt that it was very interesting to raise his eyebrows subtly.

[Guild] Guangyao Coyote: (ˉ▽￣～) Cut~~, I have seen the video of his siege battle, it’s just like that, isn’t it just relying on equipment to support~~Ordinary people.

"..." It's also very subtle to watch others speak ill of me without knowing it.

Edward considered whether to give the smug face in front of him a hard blow to the back of the head.

……

After Reddy rolled and acted like a baby around the Guangyao Saints for a while, he was happy, and then he remembered that there was still a dear friend waiting for his hair dyeing vision in the hall!

With a yell of insincerity and no regret, Reddy jumped up from the stool.

……

Almost stepped on Edward's foot.

"Ahhh~~~=mouth=" Reddy pointed at Edward tremblingly, "When did you come?"

"Just now." Edward said blankly.

"...I told you not to move around~!!"

"you have not."

"This is common sense, hey, come here, fuck me, don't sit on my bed, hey~! The spray is dripping! My bed~ ouch~~ my bed!! Lusail! I just changed the sheets yesterday ah!!!"

"==Anyway, it will be replaced in a few days."

"Fuck you! You ate yesterday, so don't eat today if you have the ability!"

Mike cheerfully went out to find tissues to wipe the sheets, leaving two rival psychos bickering high in the room.

...It turned out that there were three people when they came back.

Krill seemed to be in a good mood today. Although his face was still paralyzed, at least he didn't put on a dead face: "What are you doing?" After speaking, his eyes wandered to Edward's messy dyed hair, and he frowned.

Edward was a little depressed—how many people were going to watch this ugly look?

Reddy rushed forward enthusiastically and punched Creel on the shoulder: "You came so early today?"

Creel nodded, and glanced at Edward: "Leo said he wanted to see Lu Sal."

"Tsk tsk, your baby Leo." Reddy moved away angrily, and nodded his chin to Edward, "See, we are busy, please tell your little baby, and wait slowly."

Creel gave way, and let Leo, who had been standing behind him without looking at him, stick his head out. Leo, who obviously felt Reddy's contempt, blushed and turned pale. He bit his lower lip and raised his head timidly. Seeing Edward.Edward had a headache from seeing it, so he nodded his head and said as gently as possible: "Then just wait a moment, I will be fine."

Reddy snorted again and dragged Edward into the bathroom.

……

When the two came out of the bathroom, Creel was swaggeringly sitting on the sofa, and Leo sat beside him with his head bowed restrainedly.Reddy whistled, and the two looked up at the same time.

A gleam of light flashed quickly in Krill's eyes.

The corners of Edward's mouth tightened.

Reddy was proud: "Isn't my craftsmanship great?"

Creel didn't comment, but Leo nodded vigorously and said in a low voice, "Looks like a student."

His jaw was pinched, his face was turned aside, and Reddy's face was magnified in front of his eyes: "Oh, yes~ Hey, Lu Sal, you can consider doing a student series or something." After finishing speaking, he looked after himself He laughed happily and obscenely.

==.Edward slapped his big paw away hard.

"Reddy, too many dirty jokes will make you impotent." Creel said seriously.

"Fuck, what will happen if you do so many pornographic things every day? Is little JJ rotten?"

Creel nodded, "You'll know if it's rotten or not."

"I don't want it," Reddy hooked Edward's shoulder with disgust on his face, "Look, Boss Creel is like this, always talking about how big he is, it's amazing~"

"Let's change the subject." Edward felt that if he continued, he would think of Creel's Erliang when he saw Creel in the future.

……

This does not seem very beautiful.

"No need, we have to give the children some time." Reddy winked and pushed Edward, "Lu Sal, doesn't your Leo have something to tell you, you go upstairs and talk slowly, I will help you You hold on to Krill."

"..."

"Kriel is very possessive, so it's inevitable that he will be jealous, what is it, Boss Kriel?" Reddy turned his face to look at Kriel in embarrassment.

Leo's face was flushed. Although he waved his hands again and again, there seemed to be joy that could not be concealed in his eyes.

Edward frowned, remaining calm.

Creel glanced at Edward with a half-smile, then relaxed on the sofa and nodded to Edward: "Go."

Although it was directed at Edward, it was indeed talking to Leo.

Leo nodded and stood up.

Edward walked ahead and led the way, and vaguely heard Reddy mocking and saying something like "too much work" and "would not walk steadily".His brows frowned even tighter, but he didn't want to look back.

The two returned to the room and closed the door.

Leo looked around nervously. Edward pulled a towel and wiped his hair that was still dripping water. He put it down and saw that the color was indeed discolored. I've seen it, there's no bugging equipment here."

Leo sat restrainedly on the edge of the bed, his whole body was tense, and his expression was not very natural: "That, Lu Sal..."

Edward looked at him, beckoning him to continue.

"Can I ask you something?"

"Let's talk about it." Edward sat back at the computer and looked at the equipment and union information of Reddy's ship.

"If it works, can you...let me and Krill go?"

……

Edward paused for a while while holding the mouse, and then his eyes turned cold: "Did you tell him?"

"No, no~~" Leo hurriedly waved his hands and shook his head, "How is that possible! I'm just saying...just saying..."

"Just what, you fell in love with him?" Edward interrupted Leo and asked impatiently.

Leo was taken aback by Edward's words, and then a blush appeared on his pale cheeks, he bit his lower lip, and nodded in embarrassment.