[Online game] Shut up if you buy it for a dime

Question: What should a normal person's lips look like after a wolf kiss?

Answer: Red and swollen, like Yalar.

Question: What did Yalar's lips look like before His Highness Mammon [disinfection]?

Answer: Pink and pink, fresh and fresh.

Conclusion: His Highness Mamen eats human tofu and carries the banner of justice, which is not a thing.

Thousands of miles away in the jungle of big trees, His Royal Highness Max successfully used the name of [Disinfection], and took away his wife Mary's first kiss before even pulling his little hand.

Still hot.

Of course, Mary doesn't know the purpose of Max's behavior—the family environment since she was a child is doomed to have a deep-rooted thought that "men and women kissing are not necessarily lovers, but they can be lovers".

Besides, saliva can indeed be disinfected. (⊙o⊙)

...-

Give the young couple who have intimate contact for the first time a little mosaic private time, let us pull the camera back to the western suburbs of Rome, the capital of Italy.

Our brother Edward is in dire straits right now.

——Today is the three-day anniversary of Jing Zhongyue’s disappearance.

——Two days have passed since the seven-day trial.

……

Jing Zhongyue hasn't played yet.

The sad thing is that the daytime is fine, although there will be cynicism and teasing from where is the spring and Jiubei and others, but anyway, a group of people are lively killing Bumpman and beating little monsters, and the time is good.In the evening, he went underground to the Zuma temple with mustard late at night, watching the flying wedge moths and the dawdling Zuma guards, his eyes were green from the killing, and even the bone jade was produced again, all I haven't seen the legendary Jing Zhongyue whom he longs to see.

Edward seemed to see the fist of his brother with facial paralysis saying SAYHI to him.

Throwing down the mouse, Edward leaned back on the chair weakly, brushed his hair irritably, and began to tease himself——

Or, just tell your sister-in-law: Look, my brother used magic to turn Jing Zhongyue into a bone jade scepter for you!Hahaha...orz.

[World] Yunniang: Get rid of [Purple Biluo], [Black Iron Helmet], [Three-Eyed Bracelet], [Power Ring], [Jing Zhongyue]. ~~MMMM~~~

A line of yellow characters quickly swiped across the chat channel.

Edward squinted and pinched the corners of his eyes.

[World] Ouch sister: Yun Niang, are you selling or showing off?

[World] A wine glass for a dagger: The truth above, and the same question below.

[World] Little Immortal Treasure: Envy, envy, hate, sister, you are a big cousin. (Big cousin: Some people who often get good things out of RP will always be falsely accused of being the cousin of the GM family, regardless of gender, commonly known as: big cousin)

[World] Yunniang: Get rid of [Purple Biluo], [Black Iron Helmet], [Three-Eyed Bracelet], [Power Ring], [Jing Zhongyue]. ~~MMMM~~~Of course I am selling things, the ones I just typed out are so fresh~~

……

Edward threw himself back in front of the computer, his eyes became paired, and the tip of his nose was pressed against the screen—he was sure he saw the words [Jing Zhongyue].

Pretty sure! ! ! ! ! ! !

……

Recently, Brother Edward is particularly sensitive to these three words, and he is so sensitive to the state of the microcosm: every time he sees the three words [Jing Zhongyue], he either feels very happy-this is laughing at his own cheapness; or It feels particularly sad—this is sympathizing with my RP for not being favored by my GM cousin (GM: Spit on your face, it's none of my business, and I emphasize again that the equipment does not belong to me).

But never before have there been such joys and sorrows.

Happily, he finally saw Jing Zhongyue's real object appearing in front of his eyes. Although it was not his own, it was a hope if it appeared anyway.

Sadly, Jing Zhongyue belongs to Yunniang.

Of course he knew who Yun Niang was—wasn't that the annoying Yun Shishi?

……

That, he has been holding on to Yun Fourteen orz who has not spoken for more than a year.

reason?

The Lord said: I will not tell you.

"..." Edward began to wonder if Yun Shisi was trying to seduce himself deliberately, so that he could run to talk to him.Hmph, I’m bah, only ghosts will believe you if there’s no conspiracy ╮(╯▽╰)╭, otherwise, why didn’t I see you before Yunshishi sells what kind of bullshit purple snails and black iron helmets? As soon as I find Jing Zhongyue, you Come out together to sell?

……

Edward touched the new stubble on his chin, and began to reflect on whether he had spread the news of "I'm looking for Jing Zhongyue" too high-profile. At first, he thought that it could be publicized, and he could discuss it with himself when people typed it out. Buying and selling, but I didn't expect that such a foolproof trick would kill me in the end-even if I opened a trumpet, it would not work, Yun Shisi probably could guess it was me with his toes.

Should he be beaten up by his younger brother, or should he just close his eyes and jump into the hole that Yun Shisi dug?

Body or mind, that is the question.

=▽=...

In the end, the frantic Edward came to the conclusion that he might as well go all over the world looking for Yunniang to kill and get her money.

[World] milk: [Bone Jade Scepter] Changed to Jing Zhongyue, who jumped off the building and leaped to the next level and bled profusely. Hurry up, girls and boys who have goods~~~

As soon as Milk made this statement, [Wuwei] boiled.

[Guild] Little Immortal Treasure: Sister, exchange bone jade for Zhongyue~! ! ! =mouth=

[Guild] Xiaofeng: Today's rich people just burn like crazy =_,=.

[Guild] Yun Niang: I saw it:)

[Guild] Little Immortal Treasure: Quickly change it, I still want bone jade! (﹃)

[Guild] Xiaofeng: Tsk tsk, lady, you can dress up vigorously, you are going to be a badass for your husband.

[Guild] Yun Niang: Just be jealous of the lunatics, haha.Sambo is not in a hurry, he will come to the door by himself when the careless one is in a hurry :).

[Guild] Little Immortal Treasure: Heartless?Ouch, this is so ambiguous, did you two know each other before?

[Guild] Yun Niang: I have known each other for a long time, but he ignored me a year ago ==.

[Guild] Little Immortal Treasure: What's wrong with this injustice and tears ⊙﹏⊙.

[Guild] Yun Niang: I caught him at the hotel.

[Guild] Little Fairy: ...Catch?That incomprehensible old hooligan in emotional milk is still the people's police (⊙o⊙)~~ Why did you get caught by him? [Guild] Yun Niang: Hehe.

[Guild] Xiaofeng: Let me ask a more artistic question, why did milk go to the hotel?

[Guild] Yunniang: ...sweep pornography.

[Guild] Xiaofeng: ...

[Guild] Little Immortal Treasure: You...orz inserted his own eyes.

[Guild] Sleeping: Anti-pornography catches you and ignores you?Is this the little daughter-in-law jealous?

[Guild] Yun Niang: Who knows, he doesn't even give me a face. It's been more than a year, but I only remember what his nostrils look like...

[Guild] Sleeping: So you have been reviewing for a year, and today you finally thought about taking Jing Zhongyue to do a thought report?

[Guild] Little Fairy: I think it's just jealousy.

[Guild] Xiaofeng: This is a world full of love between men and men, my wife, we must love each other carefully and appreciatively.You are not allowed to fall in love with a woman, and I cannot fall in love with a man. We hang ourselves on the hook for 100 years and we cannot change it.

[Guild] Little Immortal Treasure: Let's go.

Yun Shisi, who was sitting in front of the computer, listened to the sleep talk, and thought a little amusedly, could it be possible that Edward was really jealous this year?Oh, don't tell me, think about the nostrils that are bigger than the nose of a cow, the air that blows out seems to be so sour?

……

But now is not the time to discuss this.

The point is to reconcile with Edward first——

[Guild] Yun Niang: Actually, it’s quite interesting to see him angry on the sidelines. If it’s not that the server battle is approaching and Max is not there, you don’t know that there is a [Scarlet League] in the second district, and the people there can be abnormal Yes, it is said that a new core has recently arrived, and that is even more perverted perverted...

[Guild] Little Fairy: I just remembered when you said that. It seems that I haven't seen Max and Mary together for a long time. Are they both not there?

[Guild] Yunniang: Well, max school held an event, and it was a life and death fight.As for Mary, I don't know TAT... Sanbao, you child is really annoying, so just mention my sad things.

[Guild] Sleeping: ... Boss, I think you are just in a hurry, and Milk deserves to ignore you.

[Guild] Xiaofeng: +1.

[Guild] Little Fairy Treasure: +2.

[Guild] Yun Niang: Hey, the focus is on the server, okay?

[Guild] Little Fairy: How long has Max been there?

[Guild] Yun Niang: Six days.

[Guild] Xiaofeng: Heck, it's a month after the service battle, thank you.

[Guild] Yunniang: == You two should be annoying as a couple, three treasures, bone jade is gone!

[Guild] Little fairy treasure: ╮(╯▽╰)╭ sister, there is no milk either.

Yun Shishi was so bet by Little Fairy that he had nothing to say, so he simply didn't talk to him, and propped his chin to watch Edward fight against him in the world.

Both of them were clearly waiting for the other to come to find them, but unfortunately, neither of them could bear that tone. Through the screen, they stared and stabbed each other's little straw man in their hearts.

"Hey..." Yun Shishi sighed. He didn't know when Mammon would come back, and Mary was gone. To be honest, most of the reason why he took the initiative to lure Edward with Jing Zhongyue this time was actually for the sake of the battle in a month. Don't lose to [Red Letter Alliance], let [Wuwei] and [RX] each form a five-member team that can rival the abnormal high-tech team of [Red Letter Alliance], it really can't get out, only [RX] and [Wuwei] high-level Only by merging can it be possible to beat the [Scarlet Letter Alliance].

...But why is Edward so awkward?

……

Yun Shishi sighed forcefully again, and realized that he was thinking about Max and Mary until his lungs ached.

……

Max and Mary, whom Yun Shishi misses so much, are climbing mountains together in the tropical rainforest thousands of miles away.

Yalar sneezed, his feet slipped, and the falling stone just hit Mammon's head, and Mammon angrily hit his calf with his hand.

Yalaer, whose calf was spanked, rubbed his nose and said with a mournful face, "Could it be that my father misses me?"...The sows returned to the tree.

Mamen didn't bother to pay attention to him: "Keep climbing, don't stop."

Aral: "I'm tired..."

Mammon: "I let you rest now, do you dare to rest?"

The camera zooms out and explains the location of the two of them——a certain rock wall with luxuriant vines, halfway up the mountain, with no village in front or shop behind. Looking down, a thick white mist covered everything under your feet.

Yalar didn't even know how many meters he had climbed on the net, and whether he would be disabled or a lunch box if he fell, so he shook his head: "I dare not."

Mammon narrowed her eyes: "Very well, then continue."

Yala paused, exerted strength with her fingers, moved out the climbing pick, awkwardly took out the climbing nails from her pocket, nailed them into the rock wall with a sigh, shook her sore hand, and moved up a short distance with a sad face. From a distance, he muttered in a low voice: "If you kiss, it will not be counted. I have never seen such a...&*%￥*%&#..."

Then he was beaten mercilessly on the lower leg again.

Yalar wailed: "Don't hit me!!! If you hit me again, I'll fall~TAT~~~I'm already tired~~~"

Mammon: "What did you just say?"

Yalar: "I talk to myself, can't I talk to myself? I also get beaten TAT~~~ when I talk to myself?!"

"..." Mammon pulled out the used climbing pins and put them in her bag. Hearing that the child was hysterical on her head, she felt a little tired. She thought about the distance and finally compromised: "Okay, let's go further." Go up about 10 meters, then turn to the right, there is a cave there, look for it. We will not hurry today, we will rest there until dawn."

Yalar: "Have you stepped on it? So clear?"

Mamen sneered at the bottom, and really freed up his hand to take out the map. He looked at it for himself and then shook up: "It's written on the map, the map fragment, 'Snake Cave on the Rock Wall'."

Yalarne's face was full of cattle: "Snake Cave?! First the Haunted House and then the Snake Cave?! My sister, school, do you dare to be more perverted?!"