[Online game] Shut up if you buy it for a dime

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A true warrior dares to face the twists and turns of life.

[Team] Big tree elf: Mary, I want to give birth to a big fat baby, baa hahahaha.

[Team] Mary: ...

[Team] Wine glass for dagger: My boss is asking you to bless you (turning face).

[Team] jim: What big fat doll (⊙o⊙)?

[Team] Mary: Don't say anything, don't ask anything, fight monsters, fight monsters!

[Team] max: Kill monsters, Mary can keep her word, right, Mary.

[Team] mary: ... (don't ask me I don't know anything about who is mary who is...T____,T)

At this time, Yunniang's voice sounded in the voice system——

"Everyone returns to the safe zone, there will be no monsters spawning on the city wall, and come back to fight the corpse king."

Yalar quickly responded: "We are already here, and we have formed a team with Max, and we are trying now... It seems that veterans can increase blood. Well, Tian Dijun just tried it, and it seems that it can be marked with BUFF (*BUFF: status, but It can be beneficial or harmful), and the specific situation will not be known until the monster takes action."

Little Fairy was over there giggling: "It's already on the team? I really can't wait."

"My wife, I can't wait to use the word so obscenely." A male voice that I had never heard before, Yalaer guessed, it was probably the one named Xiaofeng.

[Team] Big Tree Elf: There are so many people =_,=, Boss, we can’t even squeeze through, there are three floors here, tsk tsk.

[Team] max: It's okay, there will be no one in a while.

……

then……

Then, max got the truth again.

[System] The millennium corpse king was resurrected and began to attack Mengzhong.

As soon as Max uttered his words, before he could be drowned in the clamor of the crowd, the system immediately followed up with the announcement, and the thousand-year corpse king standing in the center of the safe zone stood up from the soil, his image suddenly became larger, and he stomped his feet. , a burst of light flashed, and the people standing at its feet in front of it lay down directly, and the screams of people dying one after another.

Three seconds later, the "three layers inside and three layers outside" that the elder sister of the big tree elf originally said was the "outer layer".

A group of Max stood outside on the outer floor, gloating and watching.

[Team] jim: (⊙o⊙) oh oh oh oh~~~ So many dead people, so spectacular.

[Team] Where is Spring: I hide my face, I know it's abnormal, but it's the first time I see such a large area of ​​dead people, so I have tears in my eyes.

[Team] Big Tree Elf: In-laws, you guys have really strong tastes.

[Team] Wine glass for dagger: =_, = or how to raise an outstanding young man like Mary.

[Team] mary: ...wine glass, why did you act like a resentful woman from the beginning==?

[Team] max: Actually, I also want to ask, Laojiu, why didn't I tell you if I like it earlier?I'm all married, too late.

[Team] Where is Spring: Sorry, I laughed.Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ~~~~~~~~~

[Team] Wine glass for dagger: ... You ... I ... fight monsters, fight monsters!

The real hero always comes last.

Started by Mary, AK47 and several warriors from the RX guild, the people standing outside just now saw the strength of the monster, and then slowly began to move after a while of groping. A group of people stepped on others The corpse moved forward.Most of the good heroes of the advance troops lying on the ground did not press the resurrection button, and they just lay dead on the ground, cursing, or curious or waiting to see what happened to this group of "high-end people" Toss this big boss who stomped to death.

Some people said that they decided not to leave at all, and it would be good to just lie down here. They grabbed a special seat in the front row to watch the game, and it was wider, so they could lie down and watch the game. Even more perfect =_,=.

As soon as this brother said something, everyone around him agreed, and they all agreed: this fart is very reasonable.

……

Mary didn't have much medicine on her body, but she walked all the way, holding down the "1" button to drink the medicine while picking up the medicine that was exploded by others. When she was almost in front of the boss, her bag was full.

[Team] Wine glass for dagger: Tsk tsk, I really feel that this event is not for us to explode monsters, but to explode people.Today, just picking up what others broke out is enough for me to use for a week.

He was typing in his hands, but he was not idle, and he and Mary unambiguously threw a few alternate assassinations, and then Ula Ula called out——

[Team] Wine glass for dagger: одо! !Didn't even move a little bit, ah, the health bar, did I get stuck? Is the system delayed? Mary and I slashed so many times! !It didn't move at all! ! !It's still standing in the firewall of milk...is this something amazing? !

[Team] max: The corpse king seems to have made a manual move, and retreated first.

[Team] Wine glass for dagger: Hey boss, don't be like this.

【Team】milk: I also think that, just by doing it manually...

Slightly ah--

Slightly ah--

Two screams.

Healed the group of people who retreated in time and hugged their names a few times, Max calmly looked at the two tragic corpses on the ground——

[Team] max: I told you to retreat.

[Team] Milk: Damn it fouled! ! ! ! !

[Team] Wine glass for dagger: Foul +1! ! !Girl, did you just attack with stomping? !How to change the chain! ! !

[Team] max: You two went to the hospital and came back.

[Team] Milk: == hospital?Newly opened recovery point?I do not know how?

[Team] max: Check your IQ.

A group of people on the side of Yalar, who survived all the members, were already laughing unsteadily, and the man lying in the first-class seat sighed again——

[Currently] Sister yo Sister: Actually, I also laughed, so this is a tragicomedy, the second chair of RX, you bear it. , [Current] milk: Thank you, you, sister.

Milk's body disappeared, and appeared at the resurrection point next to the monster's feet a few seconds later. +", and then the wine glass for the dagger also appeared, followed behind milk and added "I still have me, I want to be a group, a group."

The group of people waiting here except for Max who continued to calmly add blood to them, the rest of the people were all speechless and covered their faces - it was too embarrassing.Just when everyone was watching the Millennium Corpse King, only waiting for his next attack to instantly kill the "veteran" NPC, and then the mission failed, and the whole server enjoyed a month of "negative discount" consumption in despair——

A samurai rushed out of the crowd.

Without hesitation, he gave the Millennium Corpse King the "Fire Blade Technique".

People watched the corpse king startled, and the blood bar seemed to show signs of moving a little bit.

This mighty warrior is Yunniang.

[Wuwei] A group of people from the guild, headed by XiaoXiaoXianBao, cheered and sang wildly about how mighty their boss is.

As a result, [RX] felt a little embarrassed.

Looking at this situation, Mamen was surprised for a moment, and then immediately realized that Yunniang must have known some special way to deal with this boss.

Immediately, he picked up the phone without hesitation, as if he knew that he would definitely call, he answered it quickly, and said hello, with a smile in his voice.

"What's going on?" Mammon asked in a deep voice.

"Want to know?" Yun Shisi drew his voice over there, "I won't tell you, let's tell Mary."

"You tell him and he will tell me." Mammon was not annoyed either.

Yun Shishi was happy: "Hey, if I don't let him tell you, it's over. Whoever told you to hook up with my family Mary."

Who hooked up with whom, Mammon snorted, noncommittal.

"You are really disgusting. You were obviously the one who first met the little fairy Mary. You insist on taking love with a knife. Shameless, shameless."

"How about meeting him first? Is this why Yunniang was born?" Mamen was stunned and asked a little funny.

"That's right, what's the matter otherwise?" Yun Shishi's voice was quite natural, "To get close to a strong man, you have to become a strong man first, you know nothing."

"result?"

"The result? The result is that you, a shameless person, appeared, so I won't tell you why I can kill monsters, I won't tell you." Yun Shisi froze on the opposite side.

Mammon narrowed her eyes, and said, "Yesterday, Professor Rodson asked me which department you are from, but I didn't tell you. It seems that tomorrow I will..."

"Student Regus," Yun Shisi gritted his teeth, "Did anyone tell you that you are shameless?"

"It's okay." Mammon smiled slightly. "Professor Rodson is not as shameless. His lifelong wish now is to ask you for a thigh bone."

"..." After a short silence, Yun Shisi was very happy, "Well done, you won. Go and hang around in the plants, it's that simple."

After finishing speaking, Yun Shishi hung up the phone vigorously.

Mamen put the phone aside, manipulated the character to walk around the plant, looked at the status bar of the character again, and sure enough there were a few BUFFs that hadn’t appeared before, moving the mouse over it, and an explanation immediately appeared——

Blessing of plants: Blessings from the plant family, an important means to restrain the millennium corpse king.Duration: 30S.

30S.

Mamen looked at it, and it took nearly 20 seconds to run from the flora to the corpse king.

then……

[World] max: Plants are buffed, and those with seeds in their hands are planted at the monster's feet.

"..." Jim looked at the screen and said calmly to Yalar: "Before planting the plants and restarting the fight, if I want to go back and forth to the feet of this perverted old monster, I still feel safer in Goben."

Then, quickly undress.

equipment.

The jim next to Mary suddenly transformed into a muscular man with only a pair of briefs from the beginning of the game.

[Team] Milk: Jim, a good idea.

In the next second, Milk ran away.

... Or simply say that I have no seeds in my hand?

Yalar hesitated for a moment, then took off the equipment and stored it in the warehouse—it is not a good boy to cheat.

[Team] mary: Then who, you don't take off?

[Team] max: I have no seeds.

[Team] mary: ... == Convex!