[Online game] Shut up if you buy it for a dime

Yalar was embarrassed, and was silent for a while, thinking whether to tell this hooligan that there were three girls in China who sang a song, the name of the song was "Tianchaohua", and the lyrics of that song went like this— —"The whole world learns to speak the Chinese dialect, the words of Confucius..." (...cover your face, SHE is sorry)

then……

TO [Private chat] Yunniang: [...Actually, we can sit down and chat. ] (* in Chinese)

After sending out a sentence, Yunniang's reaction over there was obviously a bit slow, and it took a few minutes before she passed the words with infinite panic between the lines——

FROM [private chat] Yun Niang: You...I...

Alar smiled.

TO [Private chat] Yunniang: Most schools in Italy have Chinese majors ==.

FROM [private chat] Yun Niang: ==, it's such a coincidence, it's embarrassing now haha.Then I shouldn't use my husband to fool you, have you ever read ancient literature?No, I would have used [Xianggong] if I knew it earlier...

In one sentence, there was a twist and turn, from a serious academic discussion, after a comma, it turned into a red-blooded molestation.

——There are not many people who can use language so superbly, but Yunniang did it.

Yalar felt that although this person was not serious, he was very interesting, so the two had a lot of chatter. Finally, Yalar turned back to the topic and asked Yunniang about the prayer suit again. , Yun Niang did not shirk, and told Yalar the preparation news she knew without hesitation.

……

TO [private chat] Yun Niang: ...

After knowing the effect of the prayer suit, Alar was really silent.For a while, I couldn't understand why the game production team would set up such a strange suit, and its influence, if it is small, it may be just a prank, but if it is large, it can affect...

FROM [private chat] Yunniang: With the relationship between you and max, I don't think this suit will be useful. As far as I know, there is only one prayer knife in the server, and it is in your hands.

What Yun Niang means is that at present, except for Yalar who has the most complete prayer set, everyone else has only a few scattered pieces—because the official explanation of this set is too mysterious, people want to explore, but because of The chance of breaking out is too small, so I gradually gave up after the initial persistence.

Yalar knew what Yunniang meant.

So he thought about it, transferred the few rare items of the prayer suit he had collected to the warehouse of the trumpet, put them away, and then went down the trumpet without hesitation.

……

(ten days later)

……

In the past few days, Max felt that he was in a strange aura. He couldn't tell what was wrong, but he just felt that something was wrong.

Standing next to the Mengzhong Drugstore for a while, the group of people who picked up the goods came from him, carefully standing in a circle at a safe distance—but this group of children pay attention to professionalism, even if a big stone stands in front of them, they will not Don't give up your job, kill people, someone will come to kill them, but the mage dare not set fire to the wall, for fear of burning the master's shoes in the circle, and the soldiers dare not use the assassin's and half moon, for fear of cutting the master's At the corner of the clothes, Taoist priests... Taoist priests have no pressure, because they don't have group attack skills ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

Seeing the group of people next to him carefully bypassing him and having a good time, twisting into a ball and starting someone's favorite long-distance running and train training, Mamen frowned and pressed the scroll back impatiently.

As soon as he stood firmly in the safe zone, he wanted to ask Milk to go down to the pig hole to play, when a sentence suddenly popped up in the guild——

[Guild] BILLKK: ~~~одо Guess who I saw! ! ! !

[Guild] Wine glass for dagger: It can't be God==, God just flew back to the safe zone from Tucheng Pharmacy.

[Guild] BILLKK: I...I saw God's concubine=口=.

After a moment of dead silence.

[Guild] Wine glass for dagger: ...Old B, why did you say it-0-Say you finally expose this cruel fact in front of the boss.

[Guild] max: Is it Mary?

[Guild] Big Tree Elf: Ahem.

[Guild] BILLKK: Boss, you admitted so quickly =,=

[Guild] Wine glass for dagger: ..., there is nothing more representative of my mood than "..." at this moment.

[Guild] max: ...

[Guild] BILLKK: Well, it's Mary, boss, you haven't seen Mary with your ass in a few days?

Haven't seen that guy in days?

Mammon looked at BILLKK's question on the screen, squinted her eyes, and fell silent.

It's almost ten days.

I didn't see anyone, at most, I received his private chat every day when I went online, just those two words - join the club, and I quickly replied to him - Manren.

Then each other was silent.

At most, if Mary goes offline first, I will say goodnight to him.

But, that's it.

……

[Guild] max: I didn't notice, what's wrong?

[Guild] Big Tree Elf: Risking his life to expose—the boss is stubborn, just now he was standing next to the pharmacy looking melancholy at the bright 45° sky.

[Guild] max: Nonsense.

[Guild] BILLKK: Woohoo, my poor boss! !Waiting silently, anticipating silently, and leaving silently in the end, the dead shemale dared to give you a cuckold, and the target was another shemale! !woo woo woo woo~~~ My heart hurts so much~~~

[Guild] Wine glass for dagger: I smell gossip.

[Guild] Big Tree Elf: Upstairs +1, old B, get to the truth.

A group of helpers who were too excited to control themselves did not know that on the other side of the computer, their boss was rubbing his temples with a headache, and was very confused—at the time when he saw the so-called "green hat" and "silently waiting and expecting to leave" such absurd things For a moment, his first thought was not to refute old B, but to subconsciously ask—who is that person.

Mammon took a deep breath, and deleted a few words that had been typed in the dialogue column and hadn't had time to send them out yet, feeling that she was really driven crazy by Mary.

BILLKK saw that Max didn't make a sound, he was not sure about the holy will and couldn't bear the people's enthusiasm for gossip, hesitated but still kept the implicit enthusiasm, and narrated the scene he saw just now, adding fuel and vinegar to it——

[Guild] BILLKK: It's actually Yunniang. I've seen Mary with Yunniang these days.Last Monday I went to Cangyue Island, the day before yesterday at Pig Cave, the day before yesterday at Zuma Temple, yesterday at Woma Forest, today at Bairi Gate ==.That's called a pair, working together seamlessly, ahem, to be honest, why didn't I notice it before, the two female warriors stood together and looked at it and thought it was quite seductive. [Guild] Wine glass for dagger: ... a beautiful landscape composed of two ladyboys?

[Guild] Big tree elf: wine glass, will you die if you don't complain?

[Guild] max: Obviously.

[Guild] Wine glass for dagger: Boss, I know you are envious and jealous, but you can't hurt the innocent because of this, you know, I support you, and the one who should be killed is old B, who dares to speak for the little boy! !

[Guild] BILLKK: I didn't -- I'm not here to tell the truth, boss, do you want brothers to fuck guys to catch rape~~? !

[Guild] max: What are you crazy about:), Dashu, come to the temple.

[Guild] Big tree elf: Boss, don't laugh like that == I'm afraid... Well, let me ask you a question, why are you going to the temple?

[Guild] max: Get married.

[Guild] Big Tree Elf: Ah--? !

[Guild] BILLKK: ...

[Guild] Passerby A: ... (Can't help bubbling under the bombardment of such horrifying news)

[Guild] Passerby B: ...Congratulations.

[Guild] Wine glass for dagger: The boss finally went crazy. (concluding remarks)

[Guild] Big tree elf: --I... Boss, I'm sorry, I don't like you, blah blah blah~~~~~

[Guild] max: What nonsense, the siege will take place in a few days, and you will be my deputy. It will be convenient if you have the instant transfer skill between husband and wife. Divorce is also possible after the siege.

[Guild] Big Tree Elf: Uh, I heard that divorce costs 100W.

[Guild] max: For [Inaction], value.

……

Everyone was silent, and it was automatically converted to—[In order to get angry with Mary, value. 】

Then, the big tree elf sister, as the chief royal sister of RX, dedicated her first marriage to the cannon fodder career with tears in her eyes.

……

Dashu didn't know, in fact, in this inexplicable battle, it was not only her beautiful and innocent first love that was lost in this inexplicable battle. When summing up afterwards, Dashu's sister was pleasantly surprised to find that at any rate, she also pulled an extremely soft and huge girl. pad back.

This pad is the entire RX guild.

After the prologue max went crazy, the next moment the system flashed out the congratulatory announcement that can't be ignored.

Mary is also crazy——

That day, when Yalaer, who was struggling with Yunniang, saw the system announcement, he blinked in disbelief, and then pursed his lips tightly.

He didn't blame him anymore, and pressed the scroll back to the city without hesitation.

Yunniang also saw the system announcement, of course she knew what was causing the trouble, so she also flew back to the city, standing beside Mary, as if thinking about what to say.

Yalar, on the other hand, quickly chatted with Max privately and asked him what was going on.

For the first time there was a quick response.

FROM [private chat] max: It's marriage.

TO [private chat] max: Do you need skills?For the siege battle with Wuwei in a few days?

FROM [private chat] max: One of the reasons.

That is, there are other reasons.

Yalar stared at the line of small characters on the screen, sniffed, and rubbed the corners of his eyes vigorously.

TO [Private chat] max: ... Then congratulations, happy newlyweds.

FROM [private chat] max: Well, I heard that Yunniang is a nice person, congratulations.

TO [private chat] max: Huh? ... Forget it, happy wedding ^0^

As soon as the words were sent out, Yalar suddenly realized that he had already said "Happy Newly Married" once before.

Rolled the mouse and found that it was the case.

Yalar re-opened the short chat record with Max, and suddenly laughed to himself——In my impression, this seems to be the first time I have talked with Max in such a pleasant manner...

However, this is the last time.

Since Mamen got married, until the day before the siege, Mamen never received half a word of private chat messages from Mary.

……

Not even the poor "enroll" and "good night" are gone.

The only thing that could be heard was the yelling from the gang—Mary led his group of lunatic friends to physically and mentally molested the members of the RX guild over and over again.

Max just watched, didn't show up, and didn't comment. In Edward's words, he was just pretending to be dead.

Until the night when the siege battle with [Wuwei] started.

20 minutes into the siege battle, when [RX] and [Wuwei] were evenly matched, the system suddenly posted an announcement——

[Announcement] The player mary is wearing a prayer suit with complete suits. After successfully opening the gate of time and space, she disappears and shatters.Within two hours from this moment, all summoned objects in the server will rebel (valid in the safe zone), please pay attention to safety of other players.

After the announcement appeared, the World Channel, which was scrolling rapidly, suddenly stopped.

It was as if time had stopped.

Everyone stared at the system announcement with wide eyes in disbelief, almost unable to believe their eyes...

"Fuck——!!!!" Edward slammed the mouse, pointed at the screen, turned his face and pushed Mammon, who continued the siege with a blank expression at the moment, as if nothing had happened, and was in a hurry——

"Did you do it on purpose!!! Knowing that there are many RX priests!! Prayer suits!! I thank you, sir, you provoked such a product for us! After this Sabac passes tonight, let's wait for someone to give it up !!!”