Little hooligan VS big tail wolf

Chapter 4 Because He's Farting

Two nights later, Ji Feng dragged two clients and one of the client's assistants around the street looking for bars.Four old men, one car, one GAY, and three straight men.So which bar to go to became a problem. Although the straight ones had the upper hand in number, the bent one was a very important long-term client of Jifeng, and the other straight client with an assistant, although it was the first time to cooperate with him, was also very interesting. potential for growth.As for the reason why these two customers met together, it was because one order required the cooperation of three companies.

The car was stuck in front of Houhai Bar Street and couldn't move an inch.

"Why don't you just stay here?" Ji Feng turned his head and looked at the three people who had been dazed by the stop and go.

"Okay!" Yuan Qing, who was sitting behind Ji Feng, patted the back of the chair, announcing the end of the traffic jam for the four of them.He's the one who bends.

After a waste of effort, Ji Feng successfully merged and found a place not too far away from the brightly lit and water-filled Bar Street to pull over and park. The narrow parking space fully demonstrated his superb driving skills.

As soon as the car stopped, Ni Tianliang and his assistant Xiao Zhang, who were leaning on the right door, opened the door and rushed down.

Alas──The traffic jam in the capital is driving people to death!Monsoon sighed in his heart.

Walk through the archway of the lotus market and enter Houhai Park. There are rows of bars on both sides of the waterway.Ji Feng was thinking that he had never heard of gays here, so it would be a better choice.Ni Tianliang suddenly pointed to a storefront with four flags of Peking opera warriors on the light board, "Here it is!"

Before Ji Feng could see what was special about this house, Yuan Qing and Xiao Zhang immediately said in unison, "Okay!"

Before Ji Feng could make any reply, the other three people rushed in without any hesitation.

"What's the matter?" Ji Feng said to himself, and followed him into the door.

"Is there a private room?" Ji Feng asked the waiter standing at the door.

Before the waiter could answer, Ni Tianliang couldn't wait to ask again: "Where is the bathroom?"

The waiter raised his finger, and Ni Tianliang, Yuan Qing and Xiao Zhang walked quickly towards the direction of his finger.

Ji Feng suddenly realized: After doing it for a long time, he was holding back his urine.Alas──The traffic jam in the capital is suffocating people!

At 10:30, when there are many people in the bar, there are no private rooms.After thinking about it, Ji Feng felt that it was a bit unreasonable for three old men to go to other people's bathroom to urinate, lift their buttocks and leave after urinating, so he decided to sit down first, order something, and if he didn't feel good, he would move to another place.In this way, Ji Feng was led by the waiter and arranged in a four-person seat diagonally facing the stage.

When the other three came back, Ji Feng had already ordered the wine.He didn't ask for a bottle because he wasn't sure how long it would last.They were all seated, and the waiter brought four glasses of whiskey.Ji Feng said to see what's going on here first, and the other three agreed, and then chatted.First said a few irrelevant things and then it was a matter of cooperation.At this time, there was no one on the stage, and soft music was playing on the stereo.

After chatting for a while, a beautiful woman came up on the stage, and two waiters moved chairs and Mike.After trying a few times, the beauty said that her name was Xiao Yu, and then began to sing.Folk style guitar playing and singing, she was the only one on stage, with shawl and long hair, a cotton T-shirt, a sarong that covered her ankles, and white sneakers. A ray of light shone down on her, making the beauty look pure and sad.

Ji Feng and Ni Tianliang stopped talking. Although Yuan Qing felt that it was of no practical significance to him, such women were good for seductive eyes, so he turned his neck and looked up on the stage.And Xiao Zhang, who didn't need to say anything, had no reason not to read it.So the four pairs of eyes shot towards the stage in unison, reflecting the eight rays of light.

After a song is over, the guests in the audience applaud or applaud politely.Ji Feng immediately decided not to change places here, looking at the empty cups in front of the four of them, "How about a bottle of black?"

Everyone agreed unanimously, Ji Feng waved his hand and called the waiter.

No matter how beautiful the beauty is, you can't always look at it. After looking at it for a while, the four of them continued to chat about business.In fact, the contract has already been signed, and I came out tonight to touch up the details and improve our relationship by the way.Soon they talked and laughed and stopped looking at the stage.They didn't notice when the beauty finished singing, and whoever came up.After a few keyboard sounds, a man's voice sounded, "Hi everyone, I'm Yu Ziyu, here's an old song."

After speaking, Yu Ziyu stood in front of a huge electronic keyboard and began to play and sing.

This time it was Ji Feng and Yuan Qing who quieted down first. Yuan Qing was out of interest, but Ji Feng thought he was dazzled: He couldn't believe that he had never come across this haunted man in Beijing for so many years and been to so many bars. The scattered little hooligans just bumped into each other tonight.

Ni Tianliang saw that half of the people at the table stopped talking, so he had no choice but to follow and look up the stage.Xiao Zhang didn't know, so he naturally looked up to the stage.So the four pairs of eyes shot towards the stage again in unison, reflecting the eight rays of light.

The stage was slightly dark, and Yu Ziyu only discovered Ji Feng when the first song was almost finished, and his heart skipped a beat and he almost lost his tune on the spot.

After one song was sung, Yu Ziyu sang another indiscriminately, but this time his eyes were almost fixed on Ji Feng's table and he was not "willing" to move away. Two holes come.

Soon Yuan Qing saw the way, he turned his head and looked at Ji Feng with a smile, "This kid can sing pretty well, doesn't he?"

"Ah?" Seeing Yuan Qing talking to him, Ji Feng quickly stopped fighting with Yu Ziyu's eyes and turned his eyes back, "Really? It's okay."

"Why does he keep looking at our table?"

"Really? The singer is used to this angle."

"But... why do I feel that he is looking at you?" Yuan Qing smiled a little strangely.

Ji Feng understood his smile and got goosebumps all over his body, and laughed awkwardly, "Hahaha, how could it be? I don't know him."

The next second after saying this, Ji Feng almost didn't regret it.

After the second song was finished, Yu Ziyu patted the microphone, "The following song is dedicated to the season manager of WIND Media."

"Cough—" Ni Tianliang almost choked on the sip of wine he just drank, "This is obviously acquaintance."

Yu Ziyu sang "Fart" by Zhang Zhenyue, and Ji Feng's face turned blue: there are some people around who like to fart when they have nothing to do.

think rich,

Life will have meaning.

Yu Ziyu impromptu changed the following lyrics:

not so much money,

Said we were paupers.

It's only 13 less, so the big president turned his face,

I thought everyone would turn into a dog once they came in.

Then the original words:

I'm not that kind of person,

I'll just go straight to the point.

Maybe he knows the tricks,

Know how to improve yourself.

I want to tell everyone,

Because he is farting.

Because he is farting.

……

"Because he's farting" is the original word after the infinite loop:

He also needs to tell people that he came back from the United States,

A suit with a college degree is Armani.

I could see right away that he was bluffing.

Your mother forced you to import Armani from the night market when you were a university student.

But some people will believe it.

Here it was changed again:

Pretend to work hard and go to Starbucks to pick up girls,

The MV doesn't require money as long as the younger sister sleeps with him.

Continue the original word:

Don't trust him anymore,

Because he is farting.

Because he is farting.

……

Still infinitely looping "Because he's farting."

In the process of this cycle, Yu Ziyu also fixed the rhythm on the piano, and walked up to Ji Feng step by step doing various hip-hop movements and gestures.

The waiter was shocked, the other guests were shocked, Yuan Qing, Ni Tianliang, and Xiao Zhang were all shocked.

After singing the word "fart" at the end, Yu Ziyu looked at Ji Feng with a smile amidst the unstoppable rhythm.

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