Little hooligan VS big tail wolf

A burst of fragrance drifted into the dream, and Yu Ziyu woke up.

On the bedside table were packed lunch boxes and convenience bowls, and there was the sound of a flushing toilet coming from the bathroom.

When Ji Feng walked into the room shaking his wet hands, Yu Ziyu was lifting the lid of the lunch box and looking inside.

"Go wash your hands and have breakfast."

Yu Ziyu got out of bed, "You live a regular life, do you eat three meals a day?"

"Skipping breakfast will make you stupid, like you."

Yu Ziyu yawned and gave Ji Feng a blank look, "Really? But I don't think you're very smart."

"Stupid people can't understand where smart people are smart."

Yu Ziyu had already entered the bathroom, but he didn't hear what Ji Feng said.After washing his hands, he found that his chest and stomach were a little tight. He looked down and saw a gray-white patchy object that was about to peel off from his body.

Depend on!It's the little tadpoles who died by themselves.Yu Ziyu rushed under the shower head and turned on the water switch.If he didn't wash it clean, he extremely suspected that there would be sperm corpses floating into the breakfast and then being eaten by him. This cycle was too disgusting.

After taking a shower, Yu Ziyu walked out of the bathroom, and Ji Feng had already set breakfast on the table outside.

"Why don't you wash it after eating, I'm starving to death."

Yu Ziyu put on the clothes one by one, "You won't eat first, why do you have to wait for me?"

"Of course you have to wait to eat together. No one taught you when you were young..." Ji Feng stopped suddenly and then raised his hand to cover his mouth, "I'm sorry. I...I..."

Yu Ziyu smiled indifferently, "It's okay. It's a good habit to wait for others to eat, but I mostly eat alone. Come, let's see what you bought."

In order to ease the atmosphere, Yu Ziyu ran to the table and took a closer look, "Oh! So full?! Millet porridge, boiled eggs, pickles, fermented bean curd, soy milk, oil cakes, tofu brain...fried liver?! There is fried liver? I like this the most!"

Seeing that he really didn't seem to care much about what he accidentally said, Ji Feng sat down with a smile, "Of course, this is still in the Beijing area."

Yu Ziyu took the fried liver and started to eat it. "In Beijing snacks, fried liver is one of my favorite foods."

Ji Feng cracked an egg, peeled it, and handed it to Yu Ziyu, "I was too tired last night, and I ate too much for dinner, why don't you eat rainbow trout. Let's eat it at Wuling Mountain tonight. It's a remote place. Rainbow trout must be delicious." More delicious."

"Yeah." Yu Ziyu took a bite of the egg and drank the porridge again, "I've eaten rainbow trout, and it's delicious when made into sashimi. Let's stay in the farmyard when we arrive at Wuling Mountain, and I invite you."

"Huh? You invite me?"

"En." Yu Ziyu nodded, "This hotel is too expensive, the rooms are expensive, and the food is also expensive. I won't argue with you. We will live in a farmyard when we arrive at Wuling Mountain. In the past, there were still some people in our band. When the other friends came out to play together, they lived in the kind of farmyard opened by the villagers themselves, and it doesn’t cost much to eat and live for a large group of people. It’s even less if it’s just the two of us, let me treat you.”

Ji Feng already understood Yu Ziyu's character very well now, and after thinking about it for a while, he agreed without any objection, "Okay, you invite me. But I'm a good eater, so you have to feed me."

"Cut, the big deal is to roast the whole lamb, see how much you can eat."

Ji Feng laughed, seeing that Yu Ziyu didn't touch the soy milk and pancakes, he guessed that he didn't like them, so he moved the boxes and bowls on the table, picked up a pancake and ate it.

When he was about to finish eating, Yu Ziyu suddenly remembered Ji Feng's nightmare.

"When it was almost dawn, what did you dream about?"

Ji Feng picked up the bowl and drank the soy milk, "What did you dream about?"

"You had a nightmare this morning, have you forgotten?"

"Nightmare? No, I slept well." Ji Feng said calmly.

"Damn." Yu Ziyu looked at him carefully, "Are you dementia? I just forgot the nightmare within a few hours?"

Ji Feng shook his head, "I didn't have a nightmare."

"Then... do you remember what we did after waking up from the dream?"

"What are you doing?"

"Reliable! No way! You want to deny it after eating it all, don't you?"

Ji Feng looked dumbfounded, "What are you eating? What are you talking about? When I woke up and you were still asleep, I went to buy breakfast."

Yu Ziyu was also dumbfounded, and reached out to touch Ji Feng's forehead, "Don't scare me, haven't you seen the used cover of the trash can? I took it off you when you fell asleep."

Ji Feng frowned in thought, "You're talking about a dream, but I actually made one."

"What did you dream about?"

"Well... I dreamed that I became a general, the kind in ancient times, wearing a suit of armor, leading a lot of soldiers to fight against the enemy on the battlefield. Then I rode a horse and got a few arrows, and the horse started to fight. He took me back and ran back. But seeing the city gate was in front of me, I couldn’t hold back and fell off the horse. Then it was strange, I didn’t die. As soon as the scenery around me changed, I was on the bed, which is also the same as in ancient times. Kind of, a carved wooden bed, with a woman lying beside her. I couldn’t see the woman’s face clearly, but her body was soft, so I flirted with her. But the woman called the bed a bit It's rough, but overall it's very cool. This is clearly a dream, how can you say it's a nightmare?"

Yu Ziyu's face turned pale, "Damn it, stop talking!"

"What's wrong?" Ji Feng said indifferently.

"It's all your fault! What you said on the Great Wall yesterday was to knock me down and blaspheme the gods. Also... I was full too, what kind of song did I sing! I sang "One Night in Beijing" even if it was not good. Isn’t this evocative!”

"Hahahaha..." Ji Feng finally couldn't hold it anymore, "I...hahahaha...I'm teasing you, seeing how scared you are! Hahahaha..."

Crash──Yu Ziyu slapped the table and stood up, "You...do you want to scare me to death?!"

"Hahahaha... It's you who is so easy to deceive, and you blame me. Did you forget what we said about changing sex after we finished? Haha, look, I said that if you don't eat breakfast, you will become stupid. Hahahaha... ..."

"You are so annoying! I don't care about you!" Yu Ziyu flicked his arms and went back to the inner room.

Enough laughing, Ji Feng took a peek inside and saw Yu Ziyu packing up his things, knowing that he wasn't really angry, so he stood up and began to search to see if they had scattered items outside.

Yu Ziyu packed the two bags almost full, and finally lifted the quilt and picked up the pillow to check carefully.Just when he lifted Ji Feng's pillow, he found that Ji Feng's cell phone under the pillow was blinking, but there was no sound.

Picking up the phone and taking a look, Yu Ziyu saw two characters displayed on it——Yingying.There is also a missed call icon at the top of the screen.

Yu Ziyu came out with his mobile phone, "You have a phone."

Ji Feng picked up the phone and looked at the caller ID, then looked up at Yu Ziyu.

Yu Ziyu turned around and left.

Ji Feng looked at his back and connected the phone.

In fact, Yu Ziyu was already sure that there was nothing to clean up, but he continued to pretend to be searching around.But the appearance can be avoided by pretending not to care, but the ears can't stop listening.Monsoon's voice penetrated through every hole.

"Yingying, um... just now we had a small meeting together when we came out, and the phone was muted... I'll be back in two days... um, it's okay, I'm dressed a lot... um... um... I see , go back and call you... OK, I'll go find you."

After closing the line, Ji Feng came in with his mobile phone.

Yu Ziyu sat on the bed and pretended to wipe his forehead, "Ah──Finally finished cleaning. I'm exhausted!"

Ji Feng sat beside him, "Then let's go after you rest for a while. Go to the place early and play early."

"Um, okay. Um..."

"what happened?"

"Why do you mute the phone? Don't you delay things?"

"It's okay. This call is usually made by a friend. It's nothing urgent."

"Aren't you afraid that something will happen to the company?"

"The company will call the other mobile phone if there is something to do. It is in my pocket. Only three people know that number, and no one dares to call it if it is not someone who is about to die."

"three people?"

"Well, An Xue, Jiang Xiaohu and Lin Qiang. Lin Qiang is a friend of mine, you haven't seen it. Oh, no, you probably have seen it, but you may not remember it. I asked him to buy your CD for me. That Only the three of them know the number, and they will only call if something serious happens."

"How many phones do you have?"

"Four, the other two are customer lines, and the other is the line of the company's managers."

"The rich are really tired."

"Hehe... there is no way."

"Is there ever a time when you don't have your phone?"

"No."

"What will happen if you don't bring it?"

"Anxiety, trouble sleeping and eating."

"What if you really forgot?"

"Immediately buy another mobile phone and buy a number, and then tell An Xue, Jiang Xiaohu and Lin Qiang. I can remember their three mobile phone numbers."

"What if you're in a place where you can't buy a phone?"

"Where can't I buy a phone?"

"Hmm... like in a small mountain village."

"Well...then rent one from a local fellow."

"What if the fellow doesn't have a mobile phone?"

"Then..." Ji Feng raised his hand and pinched Yu Ziyu's neck and shook it, "Where do you have so many 'ifs'?"

Yu Ziyu smiled, "Okay, I've had enough rest, let's go."

"Okay." Ji Feng also stood up.

At this time, Monsoon's backpack rang, and it was the ringtone of the mobile phone.

The two looked at each other, and Ji Feng knelt down and opened his backpack.