Little hooligan VS big tail wolf

After filling his stomach, tidying up the trash and tidying up his backpack, Ji Feng took out his camera and said he wanted to take pictures of Yu Ziyu.

Yu Ziyu suddenly regained his spirits, and ran to the edge of the waterfall, bouncing and posing.

Ji Feng leaned over to take pictures for a while with two bags on his back, then put down the camera to tease him, "Come on, let's be a non-mainstream."

"If it's not your sister, I'm the mainstream."

After speaking, Yu Ziyu stretched out his right hand and made a victory gesture.Then he raised his hand again, and there was a dislocation of the hand supporting the waterfall, which was near the big and far small.Finally, he stretched out his arms and split his legs, and the whole person became a "big" character.

"You are really mainstream." Ji Feng clicked the shutter button repeatedly at Yu Ziyu.

After the mainstream photos were taken, Yu Ziyu ran over and said that he wanted to take photos for Ji Feng.

Ji Feng shook his head and put away his camera, "I've been to this place many times. If there are real dragons in Feilong Waterfall, I'd probably feel like throwing up when I saw it. To save time, let's climb the Great Wall for a while. If it gets dark in a while, I won’t be able to climb.”

After walking along the road signs for a while, Monsoon suddenly turned at a fork in the road.

"Oh?! Where are you going?" Yu Ziyu pointed to a big arrow sign on the side of the road and stopped.

Ji Feng stopped and waved at him, "Come with me, that's right, this way is near."

Yu Ziyu still didn't quite believe it, "Are you sure?"

"Of course, I can still sell you? Come on."

Yu Ziyu frowned and looked around again, "I think you are going to climb the wild Great Wall."

Ji Feng laughed, "You're smart."

"Fart!" Yu Ziyu followed him, "Even a fool can see Sima Zhao's heart in you."

Ji Feng turned around and walked ahead again, "Yeah, don't you see it?"

Yu Ziyu found out that Ji Feng's broken mouth always had something to say, so he was tired from walking and didn't bother to fight with him anymore.So he stopped talking, lowered his head and began to look carefully at the increasingly desolate mountain road under his feet.

The slope became steeper, and Yu Ziyu followed behind Jifeng and found that Jifeng's buttocks were dangling almost all the time in front of him.Just when he was bored walking, he poked the center of his buttocks with his fingers suspiciously, "Climbing the Great Wall is very dangerous, don't you know?"

Ji Feng covered his back with his hands and walked quickly, "Damn! Don't make trouble, this place is very dangerous."

"Then you still want to climb the Wild Great Wall?"

"The Wild Great Wall is the only thing worth seeing? Those man-made repairs are so disgusting that they are newer than new houses. I don't know what the crowds of tourists come to see every holiday."

"Hmph, is it reasonable for you to break the law yourself?"

"Breaking the law and discipline? Climbing the Great Wall is not enough."

……

The two of them talked to each other and finally climbed to the place. Yu Ziyu stood on the mottled city wall and looked down.

In the evening, the autumn scenery on the mountain was illuminated in a bleak way. Looking along the winding and broken wall, the intermittent Great Wall was truly majestic and tragic in the wind.Yu Ziyu touched the brick surface of the city wall that had been eroded by thousands of years of wind and sand with his hands, and his heart was full of turmoil, one after another, and finally let the wetness come out, "Qin Shi Mingyue Hanshi Pass, the long march of thousands of miles is paid for! Alas——"

Ji Feng didn't know when he took out the camera, and clicked again, "Well—do you want to find a wooden stick and dance with a sword or something?"

Yu Ziyu ignored Ji Feng's teasing, and continued to touch the wall with emotion, "Bring the guitar, I can sing a song to the bones of the city and the soldiers who returned from the expedition."

"Sing it a cappella." Ji Feng was still filming.

"Okay! You can sing with me."

"Damn, it's too stupid, I don't sing."

"Then you still let me sing."

"Don't you want to sing?"

Yu Ziyu thought for a while, "Sing it, and there is no one else anyway."

Putting his hands together and sitting on the wall, Yu Ziyu began to sing:

……

People say that in the depths of the flowers, there lives an old lover who sews embroidered shoes,

The old man with a peaceful face is still waiting for the returning man who went out to fight.

Onenight in Beijing, don't drink too much alcohol, whether you love it or not, it's the dust of history.

onenightinbeijing I leave a lot of love, the man who sings wine is the wolf tribe in the north.

People say that the wolf tribe in the north will stand outside the city gate when the cold wind blows.

Wearing decayed iron clothes, calling for the city gate to open with tears in his eyes.

Woo... I have been waiting for thousands of years, why the city gate is still not open.

Woo... I have been waiting for a thousand years, why doesn't my lover come back.

one night in Beijing

……

Ji Feng didn't expect that he could sing "One Night in Beijing", and he still sang the female female part in falsetto with a strangled throat. If you didn't watch it, you couldn't really tell that it was a man singing.At this moment, Ji Feng has already listened stupidly and looked crazy, it's so good!Although the little rascal still looked like a rascal, but Ji Feng had unconsciously imagined what he would look like if he put on a costume and pinched his orchid fingers.

In the period of the Republic of China, it must be a Gone with the Wind!The monsoon halazi was about to flow out, and the camera almost fell to the ground.

After Yu Ziyu finished singing, he kicked the city wall with his heels, "What are you looking at like an idiot?"

"Ah?" Ji Feng was taken aback, and raised his camera to take another picture, "I was thinking: If I push you down here, will it desecrate the heroic souls of the ancestors?"

Yu Ziyu jumped off the wall, "Well, I guess you will be impotent, premature ejaculation, infertile from now on."

"I'm just thinking about it, don't be so vicious."

"I can't even think about it. Such an obscene idea will be struck by lightning."

"Well, I'm obscene, I'm guilty." Ji Feng put the camera away and walked to Yu Ziyu's side.

Together they turned and looked up the hill.

Ji Feng watched for a while and put his hand on Yu Ziyu's shoulder, "Actually, the scenery of this section of the Great Wall is very ordinary. The most dangerous Great Wall around Beijing is the Jiankou Great Wall, and the most beautiful is the Simatai Great Wall. If you like it, it will be warm next time." Let’s bring a guitar, a tent, and some more wine, and spend the night in both places, and you’ll be moved to tears.”

"Stay overnight?" Yu Ziyu turned his face and looked up at Ji Feng, "Are you sure you didn't cry out of fear?"

Ji Feng smiled, and suddenly lowered his head to kiss the corner of his mouth, "It's getting dark, we should go back."

It was already dark when we got back to the hotel.

Both Ji Feng and Yu Ziyu had sore backs and legs from walking, so they ate casually at the hotel's own restaurant, and Ji Feng asked for a massage.But this time it was to go to the physical therapy center next to the restaurant, and Yu Ziyu immediately agreed.

When choosing a masseur, Ji Feng wanted to get someone to massage her, so he picked two men.

As a result, because he didn't consider the degree of force Yu Ziyu was under, an extremely embarrassing situation occurred: After enduring it for a few minutes, Yu Ziyu began to bark—squatting on the massage table—screaming naked on the bed .

Ji Feng knew that he was in pain, but the cry clearly contained comfort in the pain, and forbearance in the enjoyment.Ji Feng lay there with his eyes closed, but he really couldn't hear any difference between the sound and last night.So in the midst of imagination, continuing to lie on the bed became an extremely difficult process.

In the end, Ji Feng changed the scheduled one-hour massage to half an hour, and after hastily finished the massage, he dragged Yu Ziyu back to the room, who hadn't been massaged enough to understand the situation.