Little hooligan VS big tail wolf

Yuan Qing lit a cigarette and thought for a while, "Which one is better than the other depends on how you look at it. Are you looking for someone you like, or a woman you like."

"So all the people you like are men?" Ji Feng still didn't quite understand.

"That's not true. Men and women have been on and off for so many years, but it seems that in the eyes of others, finding a woman is like eating, sleeping, and going to the bathroom. It's nothing worth noting. But men are different. If you know which man you have liked, then this person will definitely be treated differently by everyone. Even if there is no discrimination, it is definitely different and makes people feel curious. In short, if you want to impress people, tell people that you have slept with A hundred girls, it's better to say that I have slept with a guy. How about it? Although in our business now, it's not uncommon to see gay or not gay, but when we first met, let you treat me What impresses you the most is my sexual orientation, right?"

"That's true." Ji Feng had to admit that it was because of this that he remembered Yuan Qing firmly in the first place. "Actually, what I don't quite understand is not whether I like it in my heart, but in my body. You said Two big men, no breasts and no butt, what is there to touch? Not to mention the lack of two holes, and you have to spare a gun, isn't that a waste?"

"Hahahaha!" Yuan Qing couldn't help laughing, "You...hahahaha..."

Ji Feng remained expressionless, "Am I wrong?"

"Hahaha..." Yuan Qing lay on the sofa and laughed for a while before barely stopping the laughter, "Well, I can only feel it, but I can't express it in words. For a straight man like you... huh? Straight up?"

"Of course!" Ji Feng hurriedly argued.

"For a straight man like you, you can't understand it just by listening. Let's put it this way, first, no matter physically or mentally, people of the same gender will always know what you want and how you think better than people of the opposite surname. Second, no matter what age, everyone is more or less rebellious. Nowadays, being gay is generally considered to be against common sense, so even if you find a younger sister to wear a uniform and play SM, it may not be as good as It's exciting to find a boy to push him down directly. This is the last..." Yuan Qing suddenly approached Ji Feng with winks, "If the other party is a man, it will satisfy your desire to conquer more. Think about it, no matter how thin and Mother, but you are also a man with guns and cannons, but you can make him uncontrollable in front of you, huh, huh, huh, what a sense of accomplishment."

"Damn!" Ji Feng stood up abruptly, "Stop talking, I'm going to the bathroom."

"Ah? Isn't it? Is there a reaction?"

"Fuck you, I'm going to pee."

Ji Feng was indeed in a hurry to urinate, but it was not to the point where he would urinate immediately. The reason why he reacted so violently was because he seemed to vaguely hear Yu Ziyu's singing from outside the private room.But when he opened the door and stood outside, he realized that it was today's singers taking an intermission, and Yu Ziyu's CD was played in the bar.

Although a little disappointed, I still have to pee.

Accompanied by Fang Shui and Yu Ziyu's singing, Ji Feng remembered what Yuan Qing said just now: ... He is also a man with guns and cannons, but you can make him uncontrollable in front of you...

Hmm──I don’t know that the little rascal sings with such a nice voice, ummm, how ecstasy it will be...

I rely on!After Ji Feng realized what he was thinking, he exclaimed in his heart, his body trembled, and he almost pissed on the back of his feet.

That night, Ji Feng directly killed Qiu Yingying's house, trying to wash away his shameless fantasies with the woman's panting and moaning.But the fact is that Qiu Yingying panted and groaned, but the fantasies he still thought were shameless to the extreme were like a wild horse running wild, as if it had grown wings, and he couldn't control it no matter what.

When it was over, Qiu Yingying sat in Ji Feng's arms with her eyes closed and rested contentedly.Ji Feng lit a cigarette and struggled with great melancholy: Do you want to give it a try, and the curiosity will subside when you are satisfied?Damn Yuan Qing, the expressive ability is so good and the description is so vivid, why don't you become a teacher to answer students' questions, why don't you do Mao Media? !

The next morning, Qiu Yingying went to work, and Ji Feng went home to change clothes.

Just after taking a shower and coming out of the bathroom, Ji Feng heard the phone ring.It was An Xue who picked her up. She said that Yu Ziyu was at the company again and she insisted on seeing him.

"Ah, good! I'll go there!"

With the sudden surge of adrenaline, in less than an hour, Ji Feng: dried his hair and shaved his beard, changed into clothes that he thought were not very formal but quite individual, sprinkled on perfume and went out, all the way Drive to the company.It also included 10 minutes of him doing nothing but standing in front of a mirror admiring himself.

"Coming?" Ji Feng pretended not to care much and wandered into his office.

Yu Ziyu sniffled, "You are a bad old man in your 30s, why do you always wear so much perfume to make yourself smell so good?"

"Perfume?" Ji Feng pretended to be surprised, and smelled it on himself, "I didn't wear perfume, it's deodorant."

"Damn! Your sister is so fragrant! Do you think I'm stupid?"

Ji Feng sat in the boss chair and raised his legs, "Why are you looking for me again?"

Yu Ziyu picked up his worn-out ragged backpack again, reached out his hand to stir it, took out a small kraft paper bag and threw it on the desk, "This is for you."

"What?" Ji Feng opened it and looked, it was money.

"It's you who asked people from your company to buy our CDs."

Ji Feng froze for a moment, "How do you know it's from our company?"

"I didn't know at first, but I just felt strange: Why are there so many white-collar-looking people who are optimistic about us to buy discs recently. Later, a reporter from your company probably just attended some press conference and forgot to pick I lost the access card around my neck, it said WIND Media, so I knew it. I wanted to come to you right away, but Zhao Han refused. He said that you also had good intentions, so I just came to expose you. Let me have the opportunity to confirm with you tactfully in the future. If you really asked someone to buy it, express your gratitude and return the money to you. But yesterday even Sun Tiantian went, I really can't bear it. Are you very idle? Are you so idle? Why do you want to do such a boring thing?!"

Ji Feng frowned, "Is that why you came to tell me this?"

"Then what else do you want to hear?"

"Give me your phone number."

"what?"

"Don't give me the money."

Yu Ziyu thought that the big-tailed wolf would quarrel with him again like before, and then called him a dog biting Lu Dongbin for his good intentions and treating him like a donkey's liver and lungs. what phone number.Unable to guess what medicine he sold in the gourd, Yu Ziyu told Ji Feng the phone number.

Ji Feng took the phone and entered the number and called back, "This is my 24-hour phone number. If you have anything to do in the future, just call me. If necessary, I will find you. To save you from worrying about it all day long." I will run here again and again."

"What a big deal? This is a matter of principle!"

"Really? Then what are you going to do later?"

"what?"

"Do you have any other plans for today?"

Yu Ziyu was completely confused by Ji Feng: How is this big-tailed wolf playing with me?Bone cotton palm?Overcoming rigidity with softness?Or is it a pervert at all?They didn't argue with me a word.

Seeing Ji Feng's melancholy, charming and affectionate eyes looking over him, Yu Ziyu felt that his balls were hurting, and explained his whole day's itinerary in a daze, "Well... I will go to a few in a while. I went around the wholesale market to see if there were any new underwear worth buying. Then we rented a rehearsal room for the afternoon, and we had to rehearse throughout the afternoon. In the evening, Zhao Han made an appointment with someone from a new small company to talk about making an MV. If you want me to go with you, we will probably have dinner together. After talking, we will go to Zhao Han's house to meet other people."

Ji Feng thought about it, and there was nothing he could participate in, "It's such a busy schedule, busier than me. You always go to bed so late, do you get enough sleep?"

Yu Ziyu couldn't do it anymore. He couldn't stand others playing the card of warmth and caring about himself, "It's...not bad. That's fine, I have nothing to do. I'm leaving. Don't ask people to buy discs anymore. We won't set up a stall in the future gone."

After speaking, Yu Ziyu picked up his backpack and walked away disheartened with his head hooked. Ji Feng wanted to meet him but failed to meet his gaze.

The door was closed, Ji Feng looked at the kraft paper bag on the table, and his mood fell to the lowest point inexplicably.

Yu Ziyu walked out of WIND Media's single building, feeling extremely aggrieved as if he hadn't vented something.

So both of them felt like they had been constipated for several days, and they finally had the urge to defecate. They were ecstatic and grabbed cigarettes and newspapers and rushed to the toilet, only to fart a few fucking loud farts.